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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

will my willy fall off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most certainly will.

Sad times

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most certainly will.

Sad times"
damn...... really......... when?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/04/20 17:13:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you masturbate all day all night.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

God gave you hands and under the current guidelines you can exercise for and hour a day but don't over do it or it willm fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're the same, labido's have gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you spoken to him to ask him if he’s ok ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You’ll need to apply a g-clamp to it; Should keep the chap safely in place until you are able to exercise him again

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Most certainly will.

Sad times"

Yep.

Get yourself a watermelon.

If you think it would be easier - print off the face of someone you fancy and stick it on with wallpaper paste.

A

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Treat him to a lubed wank for a bit of pampering

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're the same, labido's have gone "
where to though?

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"We're the same, labido's have gone "

Where have they gone don't they realise we are in lock down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Treat him to a lubed wank for a bit of pampering "
lubed has never been good for me i like friction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont wank to much you may go blind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont wank to much you may go blind"
who said that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you trim your pubic hair with a strimmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most certainly will.

Sad times

Yep.

Get yourself a watermelon.

If you think it would be easier - print off the face of someone you fancy and stick it on with wallpaper paste.

A"
yes Aldi do very sustainable melons

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Most certainly will.

Sad times

Yep.

Get yourself a watermelon.

If you think it would be easier - print off the face of someone you fancy and stick it on with wallpaper paste.

Ayes Aldi do very sustainable melons "

And when you get bored of one....just recycle it and get a new one.

Environmentally sound, lockdown friendly......and if you really want to make best use of it you can always chop out the non-squished bits and eat them.

Plus watermelons never get jealous.

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most certainly will.

Sad times

Yep.

Get yourself a watermelon.

If you think it would be easier - print off the face of someone you fancy and stick it on with wallpaper paste.

Ayes Aldi do very sustainable melons

And when you get bored of one....just recycle it and get a new one.

Environmentally sound, lockdown friendly......and if you really want to make best use of it you can always chop out the non-squished bits and eat them.

Plus watermelons never get jealous.

A"
true the old green eye monster doesn't appear here or does it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you spoken to him to ask him if he’s ok ? "
yes but Justin wasn't out to play today

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By *ackSparrow2Man
over a year ago

Durham


"Treat him to a lubed wank for a bit of pampering "

Or a posh wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order some super glue just in case

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Order some super glue just in case "
reall not gripfill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Order some super glue just in case reall not gripfill? "

What about no more nails?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Order some super glue just in case reall not gripfill?

What about no more nails? "
oh yes prefer that jeez I'm seeing galvanised nails now i may not be able to sleep

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

You'll get over it OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll help you put it back on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll get over it OP"
jump over it you mean omg harsh lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll help you put it back on"
will you now

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"You'll get over it OPjump over it you mean omg harsh lol "

Who me or you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Order some super glue just in case "
reminds me of that scene in American pie 2 haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll get over it OPjump over it you mean omg harsh lol

Who me or you?"
well if it falls off both of us

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"will my willy fall off? "
We're both Doctors and can assure you your Willy will not fall off. It will shrivel up, but when you start using it again it will regain it's former glory.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"You'll get over it OPjump over it you mean omg harsh lol

Who me or you?well if it falls off both of us "

Want some no more nails?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"will my willy fall off? We're both Doctors and can assure you your Willy will not fall off. It will shrivel up, but when you start using it again it will regain it's former glory. "

Could you look at this rash for me?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"will my willy fall off? "

It will shrivel up a bit.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"will my willy fall off? We're both Doctors and can assure you your Willy will not fall off. It will shrivel up, but when you start using it again it will regain it's former glory.

Could you look at this rash for me?"
Thanks for the photo of the rash you just sent. That rash looks more like friction burns. It's orange in colour, have you been eating Cheesy Wotsits?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"will my willy fall off? We're both Doctors and can assure you your Willy will not fall off. It will shrivel up, but when you start using it again it will regain it's former glory.

Could you look at this rash for me? Thanks for the photo of the rash you just sent. That rash looks more like friction burns. It's orange in colour, have you been eating Cheesy Wotsits? "

Lol, I may well have

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"will my willy fall off? We're both Doctors and can assure you your Willy will not fall off. It will shrivel up, but when you start using it again it will regain it's former glory. "
really fawlty towers........ 2 doctors

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"will my willy fall off? We're both Doctors and can assure you your Willy will not fall off. It will shrivel up, but when you start using it again it will regain it's former glory. really fawlty towers........ 2 doctors "
Yes really? We just diagnosed Chistophers rash on his 8 inch willy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"will my willy fall off? We're both Doctors and can assure you your Willy will not fall off. It will shrivel up, but when you start using it again it will regain it's former glory. really fawlty towers........ 2 doctors Yes really? We just diagnosed Chistophers rash on his 8 inch willy "
really well best to stay 200km apart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will my willy fall off? "

Thinking of donating it to the penis museum in Iceland?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Bite the bullet and just lop it off.... then theres no surprises.

You dont need it anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"will my willy fall off?

Thinking of donating it to the penis museum in Iceland?"
really but surely they fall off there because of frost bite

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By *en ukMan
over a year ago

harrow London

I have 7 weeks no sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"will my willy fall off?

Thinking of donating it to the penis museum in Iceland?really but surely they fall off there because of frost bite "

Only if you stick it in the snowman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"will my willy fall off?

Thinking of donating it to the penis museum in Iceland?really but surely they fall off there because of frost bite

Only if you stick it in the snowman "
really people do that......." Hi Santa what you think of this?" and santa says "you may regret doing that"

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