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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Quadruple Rollover...

I've decided to win. What do you want ?

I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

But lets face it .......most'll get fuck all if im honest

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

So... C'mon ...... whaddya want ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But lets face it .......most'll get fuck all if im honest"

I will marry you and divorce you in a years time! We will have to come to a settlement!

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By *exySquirrelsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Completely out of tonic... so a few bottles of that would be nice please! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quadruple Rollover...

I've decided to win. What do you want ?

I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner

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can i have a hot meal please

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"But lets face it .......most'll get fuck all if im honest

I will marry you and divorce you in a years time! We will have to come to a settlement!

Great and on this 'settlement' I will dig a large hole and in this hole.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Quadruple Rollover...

I've decided to win. What do you want ?

I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner

can i have a hot meal please

Are you a fiver or a tenner ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quadruple Rollover...

I've decided to win. What do you want ?

I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner

can i have a hot meal please

Are you a fiver or a tenner ?"
two tenners

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But lets face it .......most'll get fuck all if im honest

I will marry you and divorce you in a years time! We will have to come to a settlement!

Great and on this 'settlement' I will dig a large hole and in this hole..... "

Anything that is yours will be mine and anything mine will stay mine. Would you marry me?

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"Quadruple Rollover...

I've decided to win. What do you want ?

I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner

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I'd like a nice steak please

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By *ad steMan
over a year ago

Southport

Literally just check my Lotto and guess what I'm still poor so this thread and just thought I better let you all know good luck

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Completely out of tonic... so a few bottles of that would be nice please! Xx"

No problem ..... I drink Asda 37p ..... what's your poison ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Quadruple Rollover...

I've decided to win. What do you want ?

I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner

can i have a hot meal please

Are you a fiver or a tenner ?two tenners

YOu've gone on the fuck all list for being greedy

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Literally just check my Lotto and guess what I'm still poor so this thread and just thought I better let you all know good luck"

Yeah but im winning tonights. I didn't win last nights so it must be me tonight

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Quadruple Rollover...

I've decided to win. What do you want ?

I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner

I'd like a nice steak please "

Done...... with just a nice streak of marbled fat down the edge......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quadruple Rollover...

I've decided to win. What do you want ?

I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner

can i have a hot meal please

Are you a fiver or a tenner ?two tenners

YOu've gone on the fuck all list for being greedy"
knew i would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quadruple Rollover...

I've decided to win. What do you want ?

I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner

I'd like a nice steak please

Done...... with just a nice streak of marbled fat down the edge...... "

Can I get a nice eye filler too. Cali and are having a dinner date tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did somebody say Just Eat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey you gotta be in it to win it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

Why do you need videos when you have me!

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By *ilversparkyMan
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

Can you give my fiver to the NHS please?

Thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

Why do you need videos when you have me!

Have we met?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'd ask for more as it's a quadruple rollover, but I don't want to be in the fuck it, aint getting any list.

My dopey son has just pulled the blinds of the wall.

If I've got a tenner then I can get a blind. It won't fit the window properly but it may block out my arse when bending over..What you say Granny, can that work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

Why do you need videos when you have me!

Have we met?

We should have! Better late than never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

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I've just dipped mine in Nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self raising flour, then I can bake a cake to celebrate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

I've just dipped mine in Nutella

I don't want it now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

Why do you need videos when you have me!

Have we met?

We should have! Better late than never!

But I don't like BBQ ribs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self raising flour, then I can bake a cake to celebrate!!"

I could do the baking for you. I am an experienced masturbator!

I meant master Baker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

I've just dipped mine in Nutella

I don't want it now!"
omg you're so fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

Why do you need videos when you have me!

Have we met?

We should have! Better late than never!

But I don't like BBQ ribs..

What do you like? You can have whatever you want!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can I have a £5 Morrison’s reward voucher please the same ones you get after spending £800 in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

I've just dipped mine in Nutella

I don't want it now!omg you're so fussy

Glad I'm not like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

I've just dipped mine in Nutella

I don't want it now!omg you're so fussy

Glad I'm not like you

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I'm fussy too not only would i never dip my wick in Nutella i wouldn't eat it either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

I've just dipped mine in Nutella

She is allergic to some kind of nuts. She is okay with mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self raising flour, then I can bake a cake to celebrate!!

I could do the baking for you. I am an experienced masturbator!

I meant master Baker!

Ah but I am a novelty baker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

I've just dipped mine in Nutella

She is allergic to some kind of nuts. She is okay with mine!

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really lol well you're local so I'm not surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

I've just dipped mine in Nutella

She is allergic to some kind of nuts. She is okay with mine!

You wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

I've just dipped mine in Nutella

I don't want it now!omg you're so fussy

Glad I'm not like you

I'm fussy too not only would i never dip my wick in Nutella i wouldn't eat it either lol

Your wick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

I've just dipped mine in Nutella

I don't want it now!omg you're so fussy

Glad I'm not like you

I'm fussy too not only would i never dip my wick in Nutella i wouldn't eat it either lol

Your wick?

She meant dip Nutella in her wick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

I've just dipped mine in Nutella

I don't want it now!omg you're so fussy

Glad I'm not like you

I'm fussy too not only would i never dip my wick in Nutella i wouldn't eat it either lol

Your wick?

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yes John Wick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a bag of chips please Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've changed my mind. Can I have 2 jars of Nutella?

I ain't sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've changed my mind. Can I have 2 jars of Nutella?

I ain't sharing

Sharing is caring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But we’re definitely winning this week, sorry x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

She’s buggered off with all the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She’s buggered off with all the money

I think you might be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've changed my mind. Can I have 2 jars of Nutella?

I ain't sharing

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sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've changed my mind. Can I have 2 jars of Nutella?

I ain't sharing

sharing is caring

Guys, you two can share

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over a year ago

"I've changed my mind. Can I have 2 jars of Nutella?

I ain't sharing

sharing is caring

Guys, you two can share

Nutella, you or your nutella immersed wick?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm sure there is a steam game on my wishlist for under a fiver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've changed my mind. Can I have 2 jars of Nutella?

I ain't sharing

sharing is caring

Guys, you two can share

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share you....... wow what an offer exotic I'm in if you're in........ safety in numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've changed my mind. Can I have 2 jars of Nutella?

I ain't sharing

sharing is caring

Guys, you two can share

share you....... wow what an offer exotic I'm in if you're in........ safety in numbers

I may share my Nutella as long as you're 2 metres away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've changed my mind. Can I have 2 jars of Nutella?

I ain't sharing

sharing is caring

Guys, you two can share

share you....... wow what an offer exotic I'm in if you're in........ safety in numbers

I may share my Nutella as long as you're 2 metres away

I am in. My Anaconda will come handy now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've changed my mind. Can I have 2 jars of Nutella?

I ain't sharing

sharing is caring

Guys, you two can share

share you....... wow what an offer exotic I'm in if you're in........ safety in numbers

I may share my Nutella as long as you're 2 metres away

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really ok i can manage that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's the winner now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's the winner now?

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winner winner chicken dinner

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Can I have a tena instead

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"But lets face it .......most'll get fuck all if im honest

I will marry you and divorce you in a years time! We will have to come to a settlement!

Great and on this 'settlement' I will dig a large hole and in this hole.....

Anything that is yours will be mine and anything mine will stay mine. Would you marry me?

Course I would Ray but you'd have to kill me first.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

No problemo ...... Gold ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Can you give my fiver to the NHS please?

Thank you xxx"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'd ask for more as it's a quadruple rollover, but I don't want to be in the fuck it, aint getting any list.

My dopey son has just pulled the blinds of the wall.

If I've got a tenner then I can get a blind. It won't fit the window properly but it may block out my arse when bending over..What you say Granny, can that work?"

Oh have a fucking blind then! Don't come back for anything else...... bloody hell.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Self raising flour, then I can bake a cake to celebrate!!"

Awwwwwww I've got a bag if you want one?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I haven't licked it or anything

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Can I have a £5 Morrison’s reward voucher please the same ones you get after spending £800 in there. "

Only if you let me get you £800 worth of shopping.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd ask for more as it's a quadruple rollover, but I don't want to be in the fuck it, aint getting any list.

My dopey son has just pulled the blinds of the wall.

If I've got a tenner then I can get a blind. It won't fit the window properly but it may block out my arse when bending over..What you say Granny, can that work?

Oh have a fucking blind then! Don't come back for anything else...... bloody hell."

Nice one Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fiver you say?

Let's see? How about two lucky dips for Tuesday's euro millions?

Sounds like your luck is in ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me a site supporter pass? I'm so desperate to see all the cock wanking videos!

No problemo ...... Gold ?"

Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quadruple Rollover...

I've decided to win. What do you want ?

I'm spending a fiver on everyone. Apart from one or two of you who will get a tenner

I'll have a silver membership renewal if that's cool with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo Crumpster, I'll have either a huge portion of fuck all or a tenners worth of a tenner.

It's all or nothing with me

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'll have a bag of chips please Granny

Have a sack full ......

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A syringe and some dettol please.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Can I have a tena instead

A tenners worth of tena ...... coming your way ... All I need are six numbers

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A syringe and some dettol please.

Trumpicide ?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"A syringe and some dettol please.

Trumpicide ?"

Testing a theory........

I can sue him when it all goes horribly wrong can't I ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Well that's fucked that then

Dream on........

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