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"I just take my belt off ![]() ![]() Yep that's a good start ![]() | |||
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"I just pick something off the floor ![]() That's how I seduce my partner.. But it's not because of my bum, it's when she sees ke cleaning or cooking ![]() | |||
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"Growling in a low voice while giving a certain look has often worked for me ![]() Not surprised ! | |||
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"I just take my belt off ![]() ![]() Boom then do you hear a bow chica wow wow ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P" Please don't stop breathing! ![]() | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P" I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P " If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls ![]() ![]() I building a nutwhacker into the chair that senses other woman distraction and takes control of the situation for me. P | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P " Is he blind or just foolish ![]() | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls ![]() ![]() You’re a smart cookie | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What if the goods are permanently damaged? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That feels like a him problem, not a me problem | |||
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"My husband loves my usual 50's ish look, if I'm in the mood I'll usually flash him the top of my stockings and get a little flirty, or I'll strip down to my lingerie and surprise him while he's working at the computer. He tends to take it from there ![]() He sounds like a lucky man if I ever heard about one ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Easy......suspenders, stockings and heels with a toy in my hand. Gets MrD every time. MsD" Understandable ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Profile pic was taken to tease a certain someone while he was at work ![]() Im not working today but appreciate it ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Growling in a low voice while giving a certain look has often worked for me ![]() It's all in the tone and delivery ![]() | |||
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"Growling in a low voice while giving a certain look has often worked for me ![]() I can understand why ![]() | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What do you do OP?" keep eye contact while I take my shirt off then run a cold can of across my forehead like the old adverts ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() We are don’t worry ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have a certain someone I’m in contact with over the phone she’s driving me stir crazy I hope to get my claws into her when this is over ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah every cloud and all that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fo sho ![]() | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before ![]() | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() HAha here here I can relate sir ![]() | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls ![]() ![]() Ahem...Now I finally have time to put this matter to bed, for it is doubtless harming my admittedly non-existent reputation as a lover of Byronesque proportions! The breathe thing, yes. For I prefer my accomplice in passion to have a pulse, it's a "thing" I have. Although 'tis also true that the sight and feel of your gently rising chest coupled with your presence with little clothes on in such close proximity shall cause a blood rush to my nether regions akin to the one of a berserker returning to his village to find it looted, pillaged and burnt to the ground in his absence? Now onto the matter of possible distractions; food fuels my engine, the absence of which would also mean that my rapidly pistoning hips would lose power after a good run out, which I do try to maintain! Work, meh... It's certainly not by choice, but the presence of it means I can acquire food, that is my fuel, see the point above... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There’s a certain lady I’ve got my eye on at the minute I plan on getting my mouth and hands on her when I’m back in the country and lock down is over We have a sexy wrestling match lined up with lots of cardio And some stretching Purely for fitness benefits ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm prepared to wager a pizza of your choice that none of them will choose me. | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 12 inch pepperoni will do ![]() | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sort yourself out with a little confidence I’ve heard it’s a game changer ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Exactly this ![]() | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *insert joke about only having a six-incher available* Let me know when and where and I'll make the call. | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wasn’t saying it as a dig or getting at you though sir I’m just saying ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Couldn’t agree more with this, 100% there are people out there that will match your profile, | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't expect anyone to find me desirable. | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You may struggle then mate I’m no hottie but I take good care of myself and make myself as appealing as possible ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Profile pic was taken to tease a certain someone while he was at work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Glad you did and yes he did ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Profile pic was taken to tease a certain someone while he was at work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There's no "may" about it. I struggled for years and finally accepted reality. I am what I am and people think what they think of me. | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sad to hear this sir I think what you need is to change your mindset Anyways all the best ![]() ![]() | |||
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