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"I just take my belt off D." Yep that's a good start | |||
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"I just pick something off the floor " That's how I seduce my partner.. But it's not because of my bum, it's when she sees ke cleaning or cooking | |||
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"I just take my belt off D. Yep that's a good start " D. | |||
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"Growling in a low voice while giving a certain look has often worked for me " Not surprised ! | |||
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"I just take my belt off D." Boom then do you hear a bow chica wow wow | |||
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"I just pick something off the floor " nice | |||
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"I just take my belt off D. Boom then do you hear a bow chica wow wow " D. | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P" Please don't stop breathing! | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P" I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P " If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls " he better watch himself | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls he better watch himself " Might do it anyway. Yolo and all that jazz | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls " I building a nutwhacker into the chair that senses other woman distraction and takes control of the situation for me. P | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P " Is he blind or just foolish | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls I building a nutwhacker into the chair that senses other woman distraction and takes control of the situation for me. P" You’re a smart cookie | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls he better watch himself Might do it anyway. Yolo and all that jazz " What if the goods are permanently damaged? | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls he better watch himself Might do it anyway. Yolo and all that jazz What if the goods are permanently damaged? " That feels like a him problem, not a me problem | |||
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"My husband loves my usual 50's ish look, if I'm in the mood I'll usually flash him the top of my stockings and get a little flirty, or I'll strip down to my lingerie and surprise him while he's working at the computer. He tends to take it from there " He sounds like a lucky man if I ever heard about one | |||
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"Easy......suspenders, stockings and heels with a toy in my hand. Gets MrD every time. MsD" Understandable | |||
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"Profile pic was taken to tease a certain someone while he was at work " Im not working today but appreciate it Just kidding the lucky sod I hope he appreciates | |||
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"Growling in a low voice while giving a certain look has often worked for me Not surprised !" It's all in the tone and delivery | |||
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"Growling in a low voice while giving a certain look has often worked for me " I can understand why | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion " Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around | |||
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"What do you do OP?" keep eye contact while I take my shirt off then run a cold can of across my forehead like the old adverts Stroll over to her like I’m coming out of the sea on bay watch or 007 Place my hand on the side of her neck and kiss her like I mean it Then it’s on like a burning fire in my boxers How about you miss ... tell me ? I’m curious | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around " We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute " I have a certain someone I’m in contact with over the phone she’s driving me stir crazy I hope to get my claws into her when this is over She knows who she is | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute I have a certain someone I’m in contact with over the phone she’s driving me stir crazy I hope to get my claws into her when this is over She knows who she is " Yeah every cloud and all that Will be some naughty nights to be had when things settle | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute I have a certain someone I’m in contact with over the phone she’s driving me stir crazy I hope to get my claws into her when this is over She knows who she is Yeah every cloud and all that Will be some naughty nights to be had when things settle " Fo sho | |||
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"I just take my belt off D." Ooooffftt!! Jo.Xx | |||
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"I just take my belt off D. Ooooffftt!! Jo.Xx " Get your trousers off sir I think you’ve pulled | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute " Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before " HAha here here I can relate sir | |||
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"I breathe. Awake, asleep, fresh breath or death breath, so long as I breathe he's ready to go. P I forgot something that's quite important. That's providing his attention isn't being taken up by football, other women, other couples, work, food, you tube or music. To seduce him at those times, well, I'd need to take his phone out of his hand or walk into the room with an accompanying marching band. P If my partner was distracted by other women instead of me I’d stand on his balls I building a nutwhacker into the chair that senses other woman distraction and takes control of the situation for me. P" Ahem...Now I finally have time to put this matter to bed, for it is doubtless harming my admittedly non-existent reputation as a lover of Byronesque proportions! The breathe thing, yes. For I prefer my accomplice in passion to have a pulse, it's a "thing" I have. Although 'tis also true that the sight and feel of your gently rising chest coupled with your presence with little clothes on in such close proximity shall cause a blood rush to my nether regions akin to the one of a berserker returning to his village to find it looted, pillaged and burnt to the ground in his absence? Now onto the matter of possible distractions; food fuels my engine, the absence of which would also mean that my rapidly pistoning hips would lose power after a good run out, which I do try to maintain! Work, meh... It's certainly not by choice, but the presence of it means I can acquire food, that is my fuel, see the point above... Music...Ah, but that's a shared interest. We can debate at length about sweet audio delights can we not? Plus fruitful and funny discussions are certainly had! Besides which we also like to fuck like animals in heat to the more sinful kind of tracks, those that force passion against the ear drum as unrepentantly as I force my suitably engorged prick into you until like any sublime audio piece it reaches the sweetest of crescendos... Other women, other couples, again see shared interest. Again also see funny humourous anecdotes abound between us as a result! But I am certainly not silly enough to miss out on some delicious coupling with the red-blooded woman opposite me when weighed up against a message landing in our inbox. Football...Alright you got me. There is no way I can rationally explain my love of the beautiful game. True, puns containing phrases like "shooting in the box" and "tackle" are not beyond me, but let's be honest, there's no way I should feasibly be able to compare the thought of 22 grown men booting a pig's bladder around a patch of grass as anywhere even close to as satisfying my carnal urges with yours truly! In truth (and the only scrap of defence I have ) it is an activity I enjoy partaking in a damn sight less than indulging in pleasures of the flesh with your sirenesque self... However I may afford it "a little" too much priority. Very occasionally! Oh and you can hold off on the nutwhacker thanks. Or else I shall gallantly offer my seat to you as any self-respecting gentleman would and whereupon you will find it modified to include one particularly brutish looking phallic attachment built onto the nut-whacking implement, for the exclusive purpose of tenderising your poor little puss till you atone for spreading such slander against my "love machine" persona that has been carefully built up over the years, even if only in my own imagination. And you surely don't want that. Do you? Oh fuck, she's building the chair... B | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before HAha here here I can relate sir " , There will be lots of horny people to choose from when this is over | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before HAha here here I can relate sir , There will be lots of horny people to choose from when this is over " There’s a certain lady I’ve got my eye on at the minute I plan on getting my mouth and hands on her when I’m back in the country and lock down is over We have a sexy wrestling match lined up with lots of cardio And some stretching Purely for fitness benefits Of course | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before HAha here here I can relate sir , There will be lots of horny people to choose from when this is over " I'm prepared to wager a pizza of your choice that none of them will choose me. | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before HAha here here I can relate sir , There will be lots of horny people to choose from when this is over I'm prepared to wager a pizza of your choice that none of them will choose me." 12 inch pepperoni will do | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before HAha here here I can relate sir , There will be lots of horny people to choose from when this is over I'm prepared to wager a pizza of your choice that none of them will choose me." Sort yourself out with a little confidence I’ve heard it’s a game changer | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before HAha here here I can relate sir , There will be lots of horny people to choose from when this is over I'm prepared to wager a pizza of your choice that none of them will choose me. Sort yourself out with a little confidence I’ve heard it’s a game changer " Exactly this | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before HAha here here I can relate sir , There will be lots of horny people to choose from when this is over I'm prepared to wager a pizza of your choice that none of them will choose me. 12 inch pepperoni will do " *insert joke about only having a six-incher available* Let me know when and where and I'll make the call. | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before HAha here here I can relate sir , There will be lots of horny people to choose from when this is over I'm prepared to wager a pizza of your choice that none of them will choose me. Sort yourself out with a little confidence I’ve heard it’s a game changer Exactly this " I wasn’t saying it as a dig or getting at you though sir I’m just saying Constructive criticism How can you expect for someone to find you desirable if you don’t think that of yourself | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before HAha here here I can relate sir , There will be lots of horny people to choose from when this is over I'm prepared to wager a pizza of your choice that none of them will choose me. Sort yourself out with a little confidence I’ve heard it’s a game changer Exactly this I wasn’t saying it as a dig or getting at you though sir I’m just saying Constructive criticism How can you expect for someone to find you desirable if you don’t think that of yourself " Couldn’t agree more with this, 100% there are people out there that will match your profile, | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before HAha here here I can relate sir , There will be lots of horny people to choose from when this is over I'm prepared to wager a pizza of your choice that none of them will choose me. Sort yourself out with a little confidence I’ve heard it’s a game changer Exactly this I wasn’t saying it as a dig or getting at you though sir I’m just saying Constructive criticism How can you expect for someone to find you desirable if you don’t think that of yourself " I don't expect anyone to find me desirable. | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before HAha here here I can relate sir , There will be lots of horny people to choose from when this is over I'm prepared to wager a pizza of your choice that none of them will choose me. Sort yourself out with a little confidence I’ve heard it’s a game changer Exactly this I wasn’t saying it as a dig or getting at you though sir I’m just saying Constructive criticism How can you expect for someone to find you desirable if you don’t think that of yourself I don't expect anyone to find me desirable. " You may struggle then mate I’m no hottie but I take good care of myself and make myself as appealing as possible Best of luck though fella | |||
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"Profile pic was taken to tease a certain someone while he was at work Im not working today but appreciate it Just kidding the lucky sod I hope he appreciates " Glad you did and yes he did | |||
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"Profile pic was taken to tease a certain someone while he was at work Im not working today but appreciate it Just kidding the lucky sod I hope he appreciates Glad you did and yes he did " | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before HAha here here I can relate sir , There will be lots of horny people to choose from when this is over I'm prepared to wager a pizza of your choice that none of them will choose me. Sort yourself out with a little confidence I’ve heard it’s a game changer Exactly this I wasn’t saying it as a dig or getting at you though sir I’m just saying Constructive criticism How can you expect for someone to find you desirable if you don’t think that of yourself I don't expect anyone to find me desirable. You may struggle then mate I’m no hottie but I take good care of myself and make myself as appealing as possible Best of luck though fella " There's no "may" about it. I struggled for years and finally accepted reality. I am what I am and people think what they think of me. | |||
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"Lol we are non stop, Can be anything from the mrs putting the washing in the washer when I’m walking past, We are both pretty much always in the mood but a naughty dress up night helps prolong the occasion Sounds fun well enjoy make the most of having someone while us singletons day dream about the day that that comes back around We are don’t worry Pretty rubbish for the singles out there at the minute Nah, it's fine - I'm getting exactly the same amount of sex as I was before HAha here here I can relate sir , There will be lots of horny people to choose from when this is over I'm prepared to wager a pizza of your choice that none of them will choose me. Sort yourself out with a little confidence I’ve heard it’s a game changer Exactly this I wasn’t saying it as a dig or getting at you though sir I’m just saying Constructive criticism How can you expect for someone to find you desirable if you don’t think that of yourself I don't expect anyone to find me desirable. You may struggle then mate I’m no hottie but I take good care of myself and make myself as appealing as possible Best of luck though fella There's no "may" about it. I struggled for years and finally accepted reality. I am what I am and people think what they think of me. " Sad to hear this sir I think what you need is to change your mindset Anyways all the best | |||
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