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You burgled a zoo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I said Burgled!

In these desperate apocalyptic times (slight exaggeration) you've shamefully decided to resort to gurgling a property in search of that elusive flour.

But being rather inept you find yourself in a zoo as the police surround the complex.

Quick, hide...but which animal pound will you be most disguised in and why?

Nose like a proboscis monkey? The obvious hung like a donkey? Or maybe you've piles hanging out that'll pass as a baboons rear?

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

If I happen to have my hammock with me the sloths. I can hang in the trees for days without noticably moving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll hide with penguins. As I know about penguins. And my accomplice Sheikh will know where to find me. Sheikh bloody loves penguins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the pandas, could happily sit about all day munching bamboo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hide in the Snake pit so that if the police found me I would be found in the right company.

But seeing as this happens during 'apocalyptic times' I might only get a slap on the wrists or a bite in the bollocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be with the hippos. If I wallow in some mud I will blend right in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will blend in with the monkeys, crazy things and cute apart from there bums

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I'll go in with the lions, my frizzy lockdown hair will pass as a mane

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Tapir enclosure. Have you seen the size of their cocks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tapir enclosure. Have you seen the size of their cocks?"
I havent, but I'll take your word!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I will be a snake slitheting along the ground with my tongue out in search of my next prey..

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Tapir enclosure. Have you seen the size of their cocks? I havent, but I'll take your word!"

Huge mate, friggin huge!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I will be a snake slitheting along the ground with my tongue out in search of my next prey.."

I like snakes, what type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll smother myself in honey (obvs always to hand) and hide with the honey badgers. They will camouflage me as they eat...

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I will be a snake slitheting along the ground with my tongue out in search of my next prey..

I like snakes, what type?"

A python.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I'll smother myself in honey (obvs always to hand) and hide with the honey badgers. They will camouflage me as they eat... "

At least you dont have testicles for them to attack

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I will be a snake slitheting along the ground with my tongue out in search of my next prey..

I like snakes, what type?

A python."

Awww, I want a corn snake. They are do adorable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be a snake slitheting along the ground with my tongue out in search of my next prey..

I like snakes, what type?

A python.

Awww, I want a corn snake. They are do adorable"

They are. Bloody noisy though. Mine got moved out of my bedroom this month. Its a poor state of affairs when the only snake waking me up is a corn snake

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

I'd hide in the red panda enclosure, they're so cute all eyes will be on them, I could be dancing naked and no-one would notice me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work in my local zoo and still have the uniform so I'd disguise myself as staff. In spirit of the game and as no barbers are open and my hairs getting longer I'll say monkey

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


" I said Burgled!

In these desperate apocalyptic times (slight exaggeration) you've shamefully decided to resort to gurgling a property in search of that elusive flour.

But being rather inept you find yourself in a zoo as the police surround the complex.

Quick, hide...but which animal pound will you be most disguised in and why?

Nose like a proboscis monkey? The obvious hung like a donkey? Or maybe you've piles hanging out that'll pass as a baboons rear? "

I'd hide in the Tiger enclosure. The coppers will never take me alive....Ha!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Pot Bellied Pigs would probably be the most appropriate....

....although given the choice I'd choose one of the great ape species particularly bonobos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m with the Howler monkeys due to my lockdown beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be in with the gorillas.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I will be a snake slitheting along the ground with my tongue out in search of my next prey..

I like snakes, what type?

A python.

Awww, I want a corn snake. They are do adorable

They are. Bloody noisy though. Mine got moved out of my bedroom this month. Its a poor state of affairs when the only snake waking me up is a corn snake "

I had no idea they were noisy, what kind of noises do they make? I used to go to a pet shop that had baby corn snakes, they were so tiny they looked like boot laces lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had no idea they were noisy, what kind of noises do they make? I used to go to a pet shop that had baby corn snakes, they were so tiny they looked like boot laces lol"

He's just very active, climbs up high and thumps down. Moves some of his accessories around.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

I'll settle in the den with the painted dogs, it's just a big fur pile

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I had no idea they were noisy, what kind of noises do they make? I used to go to a pet shop that had baby corn snakes, they were so tiny they looked like boot laces lol

He's just very active, climbs up high and thumps down. Moves some of his accessories around. "

Its must be important for them to make home improvements I guess

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