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 Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface  | |||
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"Howdy" Howdy, hello, Cowabunga, and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, congratulations! | |||
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"And in reply to someone at the end of the last thread: Its only morning if you've been to sleep. Said a wise and upstanding philosopher, once
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The answer lies right at the top of the page "Philosopherface | |||
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"Hello everyone "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Busty. How are you tonight? | |||
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"Howdy First again "Lying in bed with nothing else to do  | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Busty. How are you tonight? "I’m very well Jim thank you  | |||
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"And in reply to someone at the end of the last thread: Its only morning if you've been to sleep. Said a wise and upstanding philosopher, once
Who?
The answer lies right at the top of the page "I'm a wise man. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Busty. How are you tonight?
I’m very well Jim thank you " Excellent. | |||
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"Jim are we allowed another music party later? " I've got something lined up for Saturday's nocturnal thread. | |||
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"Howdy First again
Lying in bed with nothing else to do "I was in transit between the downstairs realm and my bed at the turn over of the threads | |||
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"And in reply to someone at the end of the last thread: Its only morning if you've been to sleep. Said a wise and upstanding philosopher, once
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The answer lies right at the top of the page
I'm a wise man."And upstanding, clue's in the name | |||
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"I got a stalker" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Patrick. Call the cops! | |||
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"Jim are we allowed another music party later? I've got something lined up for Saturday's nocturnal thread." Oooh the anticipation | |||
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"I got a stalker" I might only be a couple of miles away from you this weekend but please note, I’m not stalking you! Just looking for penguins obviously | |||
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"bored in bed but can’t sleep same old story how’s everyone doing!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Rose. You're pretty much a regular here. Smileyface | |||
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"bored in bed but can’t sleep same old story how’s everyone doing! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Rose. You're pretty much a regular here. Smileyface" Hahaha Tryna be man! Gunna start using the site more and see what’s about! | |||
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"And in reply to someone at the end of the last thread: Its only morning if you've been to sleep. Said a wise and upstanding philosopher, once
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The answer lies right at the top of the page
I'm a wise man.
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"Jim are we allowed another music party later? I've got something lined up for Saturday's nocturnal thread. Oooh the anticipation "Should be good, I hope. | |||
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"I got a stalker" Swear it’s not me | |||
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"bored in bed but can’t sleep same old story how’s everyone doing! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Rose. You're pretty much a regular here. Smileyface Hahaha Tryna be man! Gunna start using the site more and see what’s about! "Go for it, young gun. | |||
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"Jim are we allowed another music party later? I've got something lined up for Saturday's nocturnal thread. Oooh the anticipation
Should be good, I hope."It will be marvellous I am sure | |||
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"bored in bed but can’t sleep same old story how’s everyone doing! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Rose. You're pretty much a regular here. Smileyface Hahaha Tryna be man! Gunna start using the site more and see what’s about!
Go for it, young gun."Why the fuck not haha! | |||
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"bored in bed but can’t sleep same old story how’s everyone doing! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Rose. You're pretty much a regular here. Smileyface Hahaha Tryna be man! Gunna start using the site more and see what’s about!
Go for it, young gun.
Why the fuck not haha!"We're a reasonably benign bunch of misfits and pervs here | |||
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"Peeping in! " We can see you there | |||
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"Peeping in! " Hello lovely | |||
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"Hi im secretly bi guy just chilling at home at the moment feeling horny " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrt. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I won't tell anyone your secret. Smileyface | |||
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"bored in bed but can’t sleep same old story how’s everyone doing! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Rose. You're pretty much a regular here. Smileyface Hahaha Tryna be man! Gunna start using the site more and see what’s about!
Go for it, young gun.
Why the fuck not haha!
We're a reasonably benign bunch of misfits and pervs here "I should fit right in then | |||
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Hello, petal. "I think I’ve fallen in love  I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
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"I got a stalker Swear it’s not me "That's what a stalker would say. | |||
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"I got a stalker Swear it’s not me
That's what a stalker would say." | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
"He’s Tryna play it smooth not too keen keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll be best man | |||
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"Peeping in! Hello lovely "Hello hello nice to see you here x | |||
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"Peeping in! We can see you there "Me and my frivolous red dress cant go unnoticed;-) All good? | |||
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"Peeping in! Hello lovely
Hello hello nice to see you here x"Hi | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
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"Peeping in! Peeper!" Name caller! | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
Can we all gate crash? "Yes | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
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" I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
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"Jim are we allowed another music party later? I've got something lined up for Saturday's nocturnal thread." Yay | |||
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"Peeping in! Hello lovely
Hello hello nice to see you here x"I know I can’t seem to sleep tonight | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
"Shout FAF across the street next time, will definitely get him on your side | |||
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"Peeping in! We can see you there
Me and my frivolous red dress cant go unnoticed;-)
All good? "Very tired after work this week, but otherwise tickety boo, yes. How's you and your red dress? My new undies arrived today too | |||
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"Peeping in! Peeper! Name caller!" This is true! | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
He’s Tryna play it smooth not too keen keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll be best man "That’s what I thought!! The bins get collected on Wednesday, so I’m going to stare out my window all Tuesday evening and wait for him to take his bin down, then I’m going to go out and make eye contact with him | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
Ohh I love a good love story "
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
He’s Tryna play it smooth not too keen keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll be best man
That’s what I thought!! The bins get collected on Wednesday, so I’m going to stare out my window all Tuesday evening and wait for him to take his bin down, then I’m going to go out and make eye contact with him "Wear a low cut top not to revealing but enough for his imagination to be flooded with thoughts and he’ll be on his knees within the week | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
He’s Tryna play it smooth not too keen keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll be best man
That’s what I thought!! The bins get collected on Wednesday, so I’m going to stare out my window all Tuesday evening and wait for him to take his bin down, then I’m going to go out and make eye contact with him "Love over the wheelie bins. | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
Ohh I love a good love story
Stay tuned for the updates "Can’t wait | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
He’s Tryna play it smooth not too keen keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll be best man
That’s what I thought!! The bins get collected on Wednesday, so I’m going to stare out my window all Tuesday evening and wait for him to take his bin down, then I’m going to go out and make eye contact with him
Love over the wheelie bins."See if he wants to share some fruit and nut. Or if he might be the butter to your buns. | |||
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"Peeping in! We can see you there
Me and my frivolous red dress cant go unnoticed;-)
All good?
Very tired after work this week, but otherwise tickety boo, yes. How's you and your red dress? My new undies arrived today too "Yay. I liked that website you told me about..
Here is to a relaxing weekend! | |||
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"Peeping in! Peeper! Name caller! This is true!" This is a lot of exclamation marks! | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
He’s Tryna play it smooth not too keen keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll be best man
That’s what I thought!! The bins get collected on Wednesday, so I’m going to stare out my window all Tuesday evening and wait for him to take his bin down, then I’m going to go out and make eye contact with him
Love over the wheelie bins.
See if he wants to share some fruit and nut. Or if he might be the butter to your buns. "That's how I'd woo PP. | |||
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"Howdy" I like a satisfying reclaim comment | |||
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"Howdy I like a satisfying reclaim comment "We were both firstfaces tonight. I think we deserve it | |||
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"Peeping in! Peeper! Name caller! This is true! This is a lot of exclamation marks! "Yes! | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
He’s Tryna play it smooth not too keen keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll be best man
That’s what I thought!! The bins get collected on Wednesday, so I’m going to stare out my window all Tuesday evening and wait for him to take his bin down, then I’m going to go out and make eye contact with him
Love over the wheelie bins.
See if he wants to share some fruit and nut. Or if he might be the butter to your buns.
That's how I'd woo PP."He likes to ice his buns. Would you like your buns iced? | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
He’s Tryna play it smooth not too keen keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll be best man
That’s what I thought!! The bins get collected on Wednesday, so I’m going to stare out my window all Tuesday evening and wait for him to take his bin down, then I’m going to go out and make eye contact with him
Love over the wheelie bins.
See if he wants to share some fruit and nut. Or if he might be the butter to your buns.
That's how I'd woo PP."He might go mad for you over a nice oven glove or silicone heart to bake something lovely in?
I made apple turnovers according to PP recipe. Smashing.
Jamie.. I say wear a ball gown/fancy dress on Tue and get your bin out at the same time. Make him smile . He is all yours. | |||
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"Hi Guys, we’ve had a fun night and about to Netflix and chill...what’s worth a watch? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wild Ones. I've watched all of the second season of After Life today. | |||
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"Howdy I like a satisfying reclaim comment
We were both firstfaces tonight. I think we deserve it "Hell yes | |||
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"Hi Guys, we’ve had a fun night and about to Netflix and chill...what’s worth a watch?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wild Ones. I've watched all of the second season of After Life today."Binger! | |||
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"Peeping in! Peeper! Name caller! This is true! This is a lot of exclamation marks!
Yes!"If anything, too many exclamation marks! | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
He’s Tryna play it smooth not too keen keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll be best man
That’s what I thought!! The bins get collected on Wednesday, so I’m going to stare out my window all Tuesday evening and wait for him to take his bin down, then I’m going to go out and make eye contact with him
Love over the wheelie bins.
See if he wants to share some fruit and nut. Or if he might be the butter to your buns.
That's how I'd woo PP.
He likes to ice his buns. Would you like your buns iced? "I'd love it. | |||
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"Hi Guys, we’ve had a fun night and about to Netflix and chill...what’s worth a watch?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wild Ones. I've watched all of the second season of After Life today.
Binger!"Name caller. | |||
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"Peeping in! Peeper! Name caller! This is true! This is a lot of exclamation marks!
Yes!
If anything, too many exclamation marks!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Exclamationface | |||
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"Peeping in! Peeper! Name caller! This is true! This is a lot of exclamation marks!
Yes!
If anything, too many exclamation marks!"I never hold back | |||
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"I thought I'd pop in for a quickie " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chunk. What's in your trunk? | |||
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"It's goodnight from me and goodnight from Ash. "Sweet dreams | |||
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"Peeping in! Peeper! Name caller! This is true! This is a lot of exclamation marks!
Yes!
If anything, too many exclamation marks!
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" Very tired after work this week, but otherwise tickety boo, yes. How's you and your red dress? My new undies arrived today too
Yay. I liked that website you told me about..
Here is to a relaxing weekend! "That website is where the undies came from! Stay tuned for pics..... | |||
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"It's goodnight from me and goodnight from Ash. "Good night guys. Xx | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
He’s Tryna play it smooth not too keen keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll be best man
That’s what I thought!! The bins get collected on Wednesday, so I’m going to stare out my window all Tuesday evening and wait for him to take his bin down, then I’m going to go out and make eye contact with him
Love over the wheelie bins.
See if he wants to share some fruit and nut. Or if he might be the butter to your buns.
That's how I'd woo PP.
He likes to ice his buns. Would you like your buns iced?
I'd love it."I'll ask him to do his special icing splat on your buns | |||
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"I thought I'd pop in for a quickie CG "hi Lois my lovely friend xx | |||
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" Very tired after work this week, but otherwise tickety boo, yes. How's you and your red dress? My new undies arrived today too
Yay. I liked that website you told me about..
Here is to a relaxing weekend!
That website is where the undies came from! Stay tuned for pics..... "I'm watching can you feel it ? | |||
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"I thought I'd pop in for a quickie Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chunk. What's in your trunk?" Yo dude. | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
He’s Tryna play it smooth not too keen keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll be best man
That’s what I thought!! The bins get collected on Wednesday, so I’m going to stare out my window all Tuesday evening and wait for him to take his bin down, then I’m going to go out and make eye contact with him
Love over the wheelie bins.
See if he wants to share some fruit and nut. Or if he might be the butter to your buns.
That's how I'd woo PP.
He likes to ice his buns. Would you like your buns iced?
I'd love it.
I'll ask him to do his special icing splat on your buns "I will do that. | |||
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"I thought I'd pop in for a quickie Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Chunk. What's in your trunk? Yo dude. " *Fistbumps* | |||
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hi Lois my lovely friend xx "How have you been this week? | |||
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"Not been on fab for about 2 weeks so just reading the forums" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TheReds. Welcome back, merry reading. Smileyface | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
He’s Tryna play it smooth not too keen keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll be best man
That’s what I thought!! The bins get collected on Wednesday, so I’m going to stare out my window all Tuesday evening and wait for him to take his bin down, then I’m going to go out and make eye contact with him
Love over the wheelie bins.
See if he wants to share some fruit and nut. Or if he might be the butter to your buns.
That's how I'd woo PP.
He might go mad for you over a nice oven glove or silicone heart to bake something lovely in?
I made apple turnovers according to PP recipe. Smashing.
Jamie.. I say wear a ball gown/fancy dress on Tue and get your bin out at the same time. Make him smile . He is all yours."I wear my old prom dress all the time. Usually to drink wine in. Also if there’s anything on about the royals so I feel like a Princess too. That is an excellent suggestion. I will wear my finest tiara as well to catch his attention | |||
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" Very tired after work this week, but otherwise tickety boo, yes. How's you and your red dress? My new undies arrived today too
Yay. I liked that website you told me about..
Here is to a relaxing weekend!
That website is where the undies came from! Stay tuned for pics.....
I'm watching can you feel it ?"OK you might have to stay tuned for a while then | |||
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Hello, petal.
I think I’ve fallen in love I have a really good looking neighbour that I’ve never noticed until lockdown.
I don’t want to brag but when we walked past each other today he did a half head nod and sort of smile. It’s only taken a few weeks of me saying hello and him ignoring me to get to where we are.
I hear wedding bells
He’s Tryna play it smooth not too keen keep doing what you’re doing and I’ll be best man
That’s what I thought!! The bins get collected on Wednesday, so I’m going to stare out my window all Tuesday evening and wait for him to take his bin down, then I’m going to go out and make eye contact with him
Love over the wheelie bins.
See if he wants to share some fruit and nut. Or if he might be the butter to your buns.
That's how I'd woo PP.
He might go mad for you over a nice oven glove or silicone heart to bake something lovely in?
I made apple turnovers according to PP recipe. Smashing.
Jamie.. I say wear a ball gown/fancy dress on Tue and get your bin out at the same time. Make him smile . He is all yours.
I wear my old prom dress all the time. Usually to drink wine in. Also if there’s anything on about the royals so I feel like a Princess too.
That is an excellent suggestion. I will wear my finest tiara as well to catch his attention "I need to see this tiara pic. Pretty please.
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Yay. I liked that website you told me about..
Here is to a relaxing weekend!
That website is where the undies came from! Stay tuned for pics.....
I'm watching can you feel it ?
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"I reckon Jim is making food. "Wooo that’s my favorite, I am waiting for my past. It’s been 35 minutes on fire so soon it will be ready. | |||
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"I reckon Jim is making food.
I'm eating Sunbites."Eh. That does not make me jealous. | |||
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Wooo that’s my favorite, I am waiting for my past. It’s been 35 minutes on fire so soon it will be ready. "Your what? | |||
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I'm eating Sunbites.
Eh. That does not make me jealous. "Good, you won't want any. | |||
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"I reckon Jim is making food.
I'm eating Sunbites.
Eh. That does not make me jealous.
Good, you won't want any."I have pretzel sticks. | |||
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Wooo that’s my favorite, I am waiting for my past. It’s been 35 minutes on fire so soon it will be ready.
Your what? "Sorry Pasta | |||
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I'm eating Sunbites.
Eh. That does not make me jealous.
Good, you won't want any.
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Wooo that’s my favorite, I am waiting for my past. It’s been 35 minutes on fire so soon it will be ready.
Your what?
Sorry Pasta "Sorry pasta, that's a Pot Noodle. | |||
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Wooo that’s my favorite, I am waiting for my past. It’s been 35 minutes on fire so soon it will be ready.
Your what?
Sorry Pasta
Sorry pasta, that's a Pot Noodle."No Jim it’s a proper pasta with juicy sauce & meet. Usually it takes an hour to be ready. | |||
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I'm eating Sunbites.
Eh. That does not make me jealous.
Good, you won't want any.
I have pretzel sticks.
Where you gonna stick 'em?"In a hummus. Yes I know. I run out of crisps. | |||
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"I want pretzels Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Small. You're in luck, Rose has some. Smileyface" Hi Small. I dont think I have the kind you like! It's the salty sticks kind | |||
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Wooo that’s my favorite, I am waiting for my past. It’s been 35 minutes on fire so soon it will be ready.
Your what?
Sorry Pasta
Sorry pasta, that's a Pot Noodle.
No Jim it’s a proper pasta with juicy sauce & meet. Usually it takes an hour to be ready. "This explains why my Pot Noodle is always cold. | |||
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Wooo that’s my favorite, I am waiting for my past. It’s been 35 minutes on fire so soon it will be ready.
Your what?
Sorry Pasta
Sorry pasta, that's a Pot Noodle.
No Jim it’s a proper pasta with juicy sauce & meet. Usually it takes an hour to be ready.
This explains why my Pot Noodle is always cold."I don’t or maybe never eat them. I always do my Pasta as this way. It’s something inherited | |||
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I'm eating Sunbites.
Eh. That does not make me jealous.
Good, you won't want any.
I have pretzel sticks.
Where you gonna stick 'em?
In a hummus. Yes I know. I run out of crisps. "If you wanna stick your pretzels in hummus, that's groovy with me. | |||
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"Legs or bum Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Vinny. I couldn't eat an entire leg." Could you eat a whole bum? | |||
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"Legs or bum Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Vinny. I couldn't eat an entire leg. Could you eat a whole bum?" I could eat a bum whole. | |||
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"Legs or bum Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Vinny. I couldn't eat an entire leg. Could you eat a whole bum? I could eat a bum whole." Lickity lick | |||
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"Legs or bum Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Vinny. I couldn't eat an entire leg. Could you eat a whole bum? I could eat a bum whole. Lickity lick " | |||
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Jim get your coat you've pulled "I hope PP doesn't find out. | |||
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"That was to u lol not jim" Oh you wouldn't want to eat my bum. | |||
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"That was to u jim" I know, I know. | |||
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"I could eat your bum lol
Jim get your coat you've pulled
I hope PP doesn't find out."I won't tell him. Your secret is safe with me. | |||
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"I do enjoy a good bum ??" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. So does Vinny. | |||
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"I could eat your bum lol
Jim get your coat you've pulled
I hope PP doesn't find out.
I won't tell him. Your secret is safe with me. "Thank goodness. | |||
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Jim get your coat you've pulled
I hope PP doesn't find out.
I won't tell him. Your secret is safe with me.
Thank goodness."Not sure anyone else on here won't squeal  | |||
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Jim get your coat you've pulled
I hope PP doesn't find out.
I won't tell him. Your secret is safe with me.
Thank goodness.
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"Morning sexy people Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Iceberg. Happy Saturday! " Happy isolation Saturday to you too | |||
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Jim get your coat you've pulled
I hope PP doesn't find out.
I won't tell him. Your secret is safe with me.
Thank goodness.
Not sure anyone else on here won't squeal
I'll be okay, nobody on the forums gossip."Phew! | |||
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"Morning sexy people Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Iceberg. Happy Saturday! Happy isolation Saturday to you too" How are you doing, dude? | |||
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"Morning sexy people Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Iceberg. Happy Saturday! Happy isolation Saturday to you too How are you doing, dude?" I'm ok can't sleep so came here | |||
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"Morning sexy people Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Iceberg. Happy Saturday! Happy isolation Saturday to you too How are you doing, dude? I'm ok can't sleep so came here " I hope you get off soon. | |||
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