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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

I KNEW U WERE JESUS omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

Like what?

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

Pitty you will never feel that weight on your shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

Would you like me to take it off you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Pitty you will never feel that weight on your shoulders "

Bloody Tory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

A portal to a functioning pub would be better

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Like what?"

Like a Supermassive Black Hole?

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Pitty you will never feel that weight on your shoulders

Bloody Tory"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Like what?"

Well, I get to choose who goes to heaven, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine doesn’t go to heaven. It’s just an abyss that people get lost in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Like what?

Well, I get to choose who goes to heaven, obviously "

All pussys are gate way to heaven. Well all the ones I've had were

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

Wow that sounds like enlightenment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine doesn’t go to heaven. It’s just an abyss that people get lost in "

Like the woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Like what?

Well, I get to choose who goes to heaven, obviously

All pussys are gate way to heaven. Well all the ones I've had were "

So are we all dead rn?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Like what?

Well, I get to choose who goes to heaven, obviously

All pussys are gate way to heaven. Well all the ones I've had were

So are we all dead rn? "

You haven’t been in my vagina

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree


"Mine doesn’t go to heaven. It’s just an abyss that people get lost in "

That wouldn’t be a terrible thing to get lost in to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine doesn’t go to heaven. It’s just an abyss that people get lost in "

Let me know if you need to send a search party in? I have a team of I, me and myself! We are search and found rescue specialists!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

Aha! Someone else who has hit the bottle on lockdown......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Aha! Someone else who has hit the bottle on lockdown...... "

I haven’t drank alcohol since December 2018 buddy

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

I hear you

My vagine is like a Grade 1 listed building.

Everyone wants to come in for a look around but few could afford to maintain my Priest Hole to English Heritage stanards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

I hear you

My vagine is like a Grade 1 listed building.

Everyone wants to come in for a look around but few could afford to maintain my Priest Hole to English Heritage stanards "

God I adore you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Aha! Someone else who has hit the bottle on lockdown......

I haven’t drank alcohol since December 2018 buddy "

*bond*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

I hear you

My vagine is like a Grade 1 listed building.

Everyone wants to come in for a look around but few could afford to maintain my Priest Hole to English Heritage stanards "

Can I have my wedding reception there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so going to use that phrase on here at some point.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

How do you cope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe in heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't believe in heaven."

Put your head in and take a peek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

Like what?

Well, I get to choose who goes to heaven, obviously "

Like what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m so going to use that phrase on here at some point..... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility.

How do you cope? "

I just remind myself to stay humble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's humble. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine doesn’t go to heaven. It’s just an abyss that people get lost in "

Doubt that’s the case, but should it be so, I’d love to disappear in mysterious circumstances

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

Did someone inform you of this in the girl chat thread

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"It’s not easy having pussy with a portal to heaven. It’s a lot of responsibility."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I wonder, how good does one need to be to gain entry to the pearly flaps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I wonder, how good does one need to be to gain entry to the pearly flaps? "

Be sexy

You’ll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I wonder, how good does one need to be to gain entry to the pearly flaps?

Be sexy

You’ll do "

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