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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Welcome to my pantry, I have all sorts.

Carnation condensed milk.

The little packets of breakfast cereal.

A bottle of vimto.

12 tins of baked beans only one is out of date.

Oh, and a lovely spotted dick for later.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

That's quite a pantry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No flour?

Nikki x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You been sunbathing your dick?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No flour?

Nikki x "

Who has flour?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Any soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You been nicking from Tesco again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pasta???

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No flour?

Nikki x "

Used it all making the spotted dick.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Pasta???"

Are you mad. None of that foreign food.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Any soup "

Have I ever.

Baxter’s Cream of mushroom and Cock-a-leekie.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You been sunbathing your dick?"

I was using it to lay insulation in the loft again.

You’d think I’d learn.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"That's quite a pantry

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Baxter’s minestrone? Like gold dust at the min!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I love condensed milk........

Any sweet silver skin pickled onions?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I love condensed milk........

Any sweet silver skin pickled onions?

3 jars and 2 of pickled eggs.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Any Baxter’s minestrone? Like gold dust at the min! "

I wasn’t prepared to pay £25 and 36 pence for one.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I love condensed milk........

Any sweet silver skin pickled onions?

3 jars and 2 of pickled eggs. "

Gherkins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No flour?

Nikki x

Used it all making the spotted dick. "

Thought you might of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You been sunbathing your dick?"

Under colander?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make a fake baileys with condensed milk. Just need some strong vodka;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want me to go shopping for you Fiddles

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Still got that out of date tin of beans? Been looking for something to go on my toast and skin head's on a raft will fill a hole until lunch.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Still got that out of date tin of beans? Been looking for something to go on my toast and skin head's on a raft will fill a hole until lunch.

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it's at least a year more out of date now

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Still got that out of date tin of beans? Been looking for something to go on my toast and skin head's on a raft will fill a hole until lunch.

Better than that. How’s a tin of beans and sausages suit. Asda home brand mind.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Still got that out of date tin of beans? Been looking for something to go on my toast and skin head's on a raft will fill a hole until lunch.

it's at least a year more out of date now

Even better

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Still got that out of date tin of beans? Been looking for something to go on my toast and skin head's on a raft will fill a hole until lunch.

Better than that. How’s a tin of beans and sausages suit. Asda home brand mind.

Always room for a sausage.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Still got that out of date tin of beans? Been looking for something to go on my toast and skin head's on a raft will fill a hole until lunch.

Better than that. How’s a tin of beans and sausages suit. Asda home brand mind.

Always room for a sausage.

Very true.

I’d like to bang her.

I know I know. Poor gag.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"Welcome to my pantry, I have all sorts.

Carnation condensed milk.

The little packets of breakfast cereal.

A bottle of vimto.

12 tins of baked beans only one is out of date.

Oh, and a lovely spotted dick for later.

"
what no wine ?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Welcome to my pantry, I have all sorts.

Carnation condensed milk.

The little packets of breakfast cereal.

A bottle of vimto.

12 tins of baked beans only one is out of date.

Oh, and a lovely spotted dick for later.

what no wine ? "

Oh the wine is already open on the work top.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’ll have your dick please Fiddles. Spotted or not

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ll have your dick please Fiddles. Spotted or not

It’s been in the pantry for a while I think you’ll find when you get hold of it that’s it’s gone rock hard, although it’s far from stale.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I hope there is a heavy load of custard for the spotted dick…

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I hope there is a heavy load of custard for the spotted dick…

Certainly is. No lumps either.

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