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We need a motto - urgently!

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford

The government advisors have just called, they need a slogan that warns of the dangers of fucking face to face as it can spread the Coronavirus

This is going to be a giant poster campaign, it will be put everywhere on government press releases and when they’re on TV too, like the “Stay home, protect the NHS, Save lives.

The best they’ve got so far is “germs are wack, hit it from the back” which is a bit lame.

I thought “Keep the virus at bay, up the arse is the way” or “Doggy’s less stress, it saves the NHS”

Can you think of anything better?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Let's face it, we are all doomed!"

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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford


""Let's face it, we are all doomed!""

Well.... yes.... I see what you’ve done with it being accurate and everything. I just wonder if it’s lacking a bit of zest and positivity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The government advisors have just called, they need a slogan that warns of the dangers of fucking face to face as it can spread the Coronavirus

This is going to be a giant poster campaign, it will be put everywhere on government press releases and when they’re on TV too, like the “Stay home, protect the NHS, Save lives.

The best they’ve got so far is “germs are wack, hit it from the back” which is a bit lame.

I thought “Keep the virus at bay, up the arse is the way” or “Doggy’s less stress, it saves the NHS”

Can you think of anything better?"

Keep the Virus, wireless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the back for sinning and then well be winning.....the fight against corona virus"

"Do it on all fours and the cough wont be yours"

"Don't be slack, bonk from the back"

I could go on but wont bore you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home - bone - alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See my profile pic, already sorted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you dont want the rona do it reverse cowgirl when you bone her.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Your country needs you to M F M

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is this a bit like, don't be daft, don't be silly, put a condom on your willy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Vicar did have a friend who used to say in a very broad Yorkshire accent.

"Up bum! No babies".

I'm not sure that would work though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckers Be fucked".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One up the bum, no harm done.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


""Let's face it, we are all doomed!"

Well.... yes.... I see what you’ve done with it being accurate and everything. I just wonder if it’s lacking a bit of zest and positivity?"

Positivity is for those not willing to live in reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over to stop Corona

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Leave it out - Protect each other - Think of your mother.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Go without - Be in no doubt - Don't poke about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave it out - Protect each other - Think of your mother. "

Who is our mother?

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Double-bagged breath holding glory holing for effective curve lengthening. For queen and Country

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Release the Gimp (mask) and reduce aerosol spread of virus particles.

Pretty catchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been saying all along that they need bring back the ww2 "coughs and sneezes spread diseases" posters it will instill hope from a time when we won.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One up the bum, no harm done."

Fuck her arse for a bit of class

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Bend over to stop Corona"

This gets my seal of approval

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Keep calm and carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leave it out - Protect each other - Think of your mother. "

As long as its not your father....

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