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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

C'mon ......... how fucking messed up is it ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I'm thinking of razoring mine off......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen mine?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Well I tend to get hair cuts that I grow into it so I only need to get it cut every 6 months or so

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Nah it's good. I still have to be presentable for work so it hasn't all gone to shit yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mach3, never fails

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I need a haircut and a decent dye job.

Last time I cut my own hair it was a complete disaster. Luckily hair grows.

I'm contemplating shaving it all off, but even then, it'd probably look like a sheep after a particular bad shearing.... hide the mirrors...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair has grown so much and its still very curly but looks dry and frizzy on the ends despite conditioner.

Hubby cut his just now with hair clippers and allowed me to do the back

it looks good

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I don’t have any

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I never realised how grey I am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fringe is growing back after my hack job. It’s not growing back evenly but at least it’s growing back

I think I’m just going to grow it out!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I have four grey hairs atm. One has disappeared magically. Apart from the annoying length, it's actually not that bad condition. Not using heat products on it often for work has helped a lot.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Will be pretty later when I'm on cam x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaved it all down to a no. 2 all over

Doesn’t look too Back now

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"I'm thinking of razoring mine off...... "

It’s bad here, I look like a caveman!!!! Am still waiting on my hair clippers to arrive

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I did a Queen Leviosa two weeks ago.

I quite like it.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Mine is getting really long, but not too bad apart from that as I'm only using heat to dry it once a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did a Queen Leviosa two weeks ago.

I quite like it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have four grey hairs atm. One has disappeared magically. Apart from the annoying length, it's actually not that bad condition. Not using heat products on it often for work has helped a lot."

You need to dye those grey hairs. They’ll scare the sugar daddys

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

I usually get mine done every 10 weeks. I am on week 8 at the moment but can manage another couple of months if needed. Just pin it up and put a hairscarf on, may cut my fringe though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My chest hair is always brushed and tidy lol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Mine just needs a root touch up & I have dye in so good to go

J x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Flawless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done mine myself yesterday...

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"C'mon ......... how fucking messed up is it ?

Same long and lucious and a little tousled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flawless.

I mean...mine is technically flawless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fuck for a low skin fade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs cut mine

Bad move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It needs a colour and has needed cutting for well over a year, a colour would be great about now.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Mine seems to have grown about 3 inches in the last fortnight! It was in need of a cut before, now it's just getting silly

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I have four grey hairs atm. One has disappeared magically. Apart from the annoying length, it's actually not that bad condition. Not using heat products on it often for work has helped a lot.

You need to dye those grey hairs. They’ll scare the sugar daddys"

Yeah I know. I've got lots of freckles atm so that should keep them interested.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Flawless.

I mean...mine is technically flawless

Yours is longer than mine.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Flawless.

Except for spots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly all gone.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

My fringe is resembling the sheep dog look

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

My hair is shit. So no actual change.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"I'm thinking of razoring mine off...... "
Already have shaved mine I love it ..

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"C'mon ......... how fucking messed up is it ?

Mine's perfect, as always.

Not a hair out of place.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Its actually feeling in better condition cos I'm washing it less.

But I noticed my roots are coming through already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have myself a trim earlier this week. Worn a hat every day since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know why mine is so dry and frizzy on the ends as i never use hairdryer etc on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im good...grade 1 all over as usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon ......... how fucking messed up is it ?

Which hair are we talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is minging!! My roots are really bad and I’ve finally had to cough to Mr G that I’m not actually natural blonde lol..... x

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Had some hair clippers delivered yesterday. I'm attempting it tonight. It'll end up looking like a dog has chewed on it but what the heck, I can always cover it up with a blonde wig!

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Getting to the point where it’s needs to go

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Im having to skype wotk people and a few weeks ago it was fine - now they all look like feckin Hagrid! (As do i!) Too funny lol - especially the frantic attempts to "do something with it" when they acceot the call but realise they havent checked it lol

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Any offers to cut it for me ....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Mine is minging!! My roots are really bad and I’ve finally had to cough to Mr G that I’m not actually natural blonde lol..... x"

Did you say ......... cough ???!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"C'mon ......... how fucking messed up is it ?

Which hair are we talking about

You lettin' your armpits go to rack n ruin ?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

My hair has always had a mind of its own. It’s big, in a frizzy kind of way at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking cows lick on the back of my head now it’s a bit longer, on the back what’s all that about

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Flawless.

I mean...mine is technically flawless

Have you done a Brittany Spears?

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as my salon reopens I think I'm going to be correcting disasters up to Christmas...Thats if they allow me to open before then..

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By *adDad13Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Out of control and trying to join up with the beard in an attempt to turn me into Bigfoot. Can't wait for the clippers off Amazon to arrive!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had to tackle mine with clippers ...... wasn’t a hard job tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off the scale Granny.

Messy and never mind looking like I've dragged through a hedge! I look like I have been dragged through a hedge, across the field through a river and under the bridge

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Off the scale Granny.

Messy and never mind looking like I've dragged through a hedge! I look like I have been dragged through a hedge, across the field through a river and under the bridge

Think I'll start a virtual hairdressers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off the scale Granny.

Messy and never mind looking like I've dragged through a hedge! I look like I have been dragged through a hedge, across the field through a river and under the bridge

Think I'll start a virtual hairdressers."

Can you book me in please?

And if you could trim up be back sack and crack I'm be muchly grateful

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Mine is fine, I don't need it cut often and dye it myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a very helpful daughter who colours mine.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Mine was ruined due to over use of bleach ..So this gave me a good excuse to shave my hair and stay away from bleach or dye ...Hopefully it will grow nice and I can use a softer dye on it ...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

I have offered to trim the bosses hair but she said something like 'no flipping way'..

Only trying to help..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Off the scale Granny.

Messy and never mind looking like I've dragged through a hedge! I look like I have been dragged through a hedge, across the field through a river and under the bridge

Think I'll start a virtual hairdressers.

Can you book me in please?

And if you could trim up be back sack and crack I'm be muchly grateful

Sack ? Sure

Such a deep voice.... answers sooooooooo much

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm realising I was overreacting to my grey, as it grows out. It looks more like highlights

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh Granny, it's bad, like really bad!!!

I'm going to have to colour it. And get D to trim it for me.

Jo.Xx

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Shaved it all off the other day. Love it and FINALLY I'm on trend for a change. Going to have fun as it grows back with colours etc. Keeping the Peaky Blinders short back and sides.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

It’s ok, i just throw it up in a top knot and leave it. I like messy and wild hair.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh and I've not used a hairdryer in weeks. My hair is in amazing condition. So soft and strong.

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

I've read a few people's horror stories so here are some home remedies.

For general maintenance canned coconut milk

Stick a can in the fridge and wait till it sets. Then rub it in warms hands apply to you hair.

leave it until you feel set in your hair and rinse out

If you have colour problems

Melt the coconut cream in a saucepan on a low heat and add...

lemon juice to lighten your hair

Carrot juice if being a red head is your thing.

Tea bags are supposed to be good for gying grey hair ( I can't confirm I'm to young haha)

Diulted coffee it jet black is your thing

And the juice from boiled chestnut shells if you are looking to go brown.

I'm sure there are loads of other natural products that work too

I learnt this from travels seeing the poorest people in the world.

Everyone one of them had hair in better condition than anyone in the developed world.

It makes sense, would rather stick chemicals in your hair or use a natural product?

For those looking to cut your hair try a razor comb. Its much more forgiving when you need to take some weight out you hair but not radically change the style of it

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"C'mon ......... how fucking messed up is it ?

I look like Ken Barlow

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Same as normal, I always look like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently mine is curly when it gets this long

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'd fortunately just had mine styled before lockdown. I've got a few more weeks left yet before it starts to irritate me.

I've dyed it myself which is cool, I always do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never realised how grey I am!

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of razoring mine off...... "

Don’t do it grammar!!!

I couldn’t possibly imagine your shadow without that black rinse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks fucking awful. I suspect I'm going to end up growing it again as by the time this ends I'll be passed the annoying stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon ......... how fucking messed up is it ?

Like a crashed seagull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bic mine every 4/5 days anyway....but I havent touched it for more than 2 weeks as I'm stuck at work and cant be fucked

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"As soon as my salon reopens I think I'm going to be correcting disasters up to Christmas...Thats if they allow me to open before then..

Serious question? How could you esure that IF you were infected a client could not be or the reverse how would you protect yourself and others from an in infected person

I genuinely dont think its about being allowed I think it's about knowledge and responsibility xxx

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

I've spent 2 days in a bandana, debating if I should just get rid of it all.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I'm thinking of razoring mine off...... "

All that blue rinse down the drain.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Um...it's still manageable. Barely. A couple more weeks i'll give up on it and go for a wild, untamed look

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mines great. Not quite as vibrant as usual but not too shabby

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Mines not bad, I trim a little occasionally but prefer long hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shaved the back and sides ths other day with my clippers. Doesn't look too bad.

From the front, at least...

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

Mine has gone wild,

Around the house and out i wear a cap, and work im lucky i need to wear a hard hat, lol

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Mines getting shaved later today haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've chopped my fringe Granny after googling how to. It looks amateurish

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

ramsey

Crazy but love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's doing good condition and style wise. Just wish I knew how to do my own highlights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaved all mine off happy to send a pic lol

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"It's doing good condition and style wise. Just wish I knew how to do my own highlights.

I’d say I’d sort rose but wouldn’t have a clue lol. My heads getting shaved when I wake up though lol

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

ramsey

Growing mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's doing good condition and style wise. Just wish I knew how to do my own highlights.

I’d say I’d sort rose but wouldn’t have a clue lol. My heads getting shaved when I wake up though lol "

I'm not playing Guinea pig

Good plan!

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Shaved by poster at 24/04/20 02:27:14]"

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"It's doing good condition and style wise. Just wish I knew how to do my own highlights.

I’d say I’d sort rose but wouldn’t have a clue lol. My heads getting shaved when I wake up though lol

I'm not playing Guinea pig

Good plan! "

You could practice on me. Surely I’d be ok. Can’t fuck it up that day?? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's doing good condition and style wise. Just wish I knew how to do my own highlights.

I’d say I’d sort rose but wouldn’t have a clue lol. My heads getting shaved when I wake up though lol

I'm not playing Guinea pig

Good plan!

You could practice on me. Surely I’d be ok. Can’t fuck it up that day?? Haha

I'm too fidgety. I cut people in the past. Dont. Risk. It.

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"It's doing good condition and style wise. Just wish I knew how to do my own highlights.

I’d say I’d sort rose but wouldn’t have a clue lol. My heads getting shaved when I wake up though lol

I'm not playing Guinea pig

Good plan!

You could practice on me. Surely I’d be ok. Can’t fuck it up that day?? Haha

I'm too fidgety. I cut people in the past. Dont. Risk. It.

Things are so boring in lockdown i think the entertainment/risk factors could be fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines coming off today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In an effort to look socially acceptable I trimmed the facial hair when my hair started to grow out. I've taken to wearing a cap.

When I went round to my parents to give them essential supplies I was told that I look like a yokel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My other half bought clippers off amazon and did his hair yesterday, it looks great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour has been putting french plaits in mine over the fence hehe..

Mr hasn't shaved since lockdown started n I have to say, never really been a fan of beards but he's looking damn hot to me

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

They think hairdressers will not be open again for about 6 mths.

At this rate no one will want to go out.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"In an effort to look socially acceptable I trimmed the facial hair when my hair started to grow out. I've taken to wearing a cap.

When I went round to my parents to give them essential supplies I was told that I look like a yokel. "

If I wear a beard I'm either being called a viking or jesus

Other than that same as usual bobbles buffs and hats

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I like messy hair but not amused with the grey beginning to show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No change. I've trimmed my own split ends which I've been doing for a while anyway. I have a hairdressers visit every 14 weeks and I had that the week before lock down. I'm still working so have done my roots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven’t had hair on the side of my head prob about 4 years ..... feels and looks weird as fuck

cannot wait to get it back into the wood

feeling like worzel gumage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine’s in perfect order

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I showed my current coiffeur to someone and they said I looked "tousled"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got mine cut just before lockdown how lucky was i

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