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"I’m doing the same as you Granny  "Fab........ Take some photies ! x Im breaking in my holiday bikini .... | |||
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"Probably play europa universalis for a bit. I'm playing as france and I'm dominating europe, north America and west africa "Not going out ? Having a few friends over ? | |||
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"Off for a bike ride, blow the cobwebs out  "Lovely. Having a shepherd's pie in a countryside bistro ? Delightful x | |||
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"Drawing and sleep hopefully " You're very brave to pose naked shorty. All those men in one room tho ...... great fun ! | |||
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"Same shit different day Granny so far, but there's a lass who lives on the floor below me, and I'm gonna cook her a meal later, then watch the usual old crap on telly innit "Elloooooo Ace..... sounds like a good night to me | |||
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"I just had a new web cam so im going in the chat cams later today x "I tried to get one but they were either unobtainable or the price of a small car..... ! | |||
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"I'm going to get dolled up and go on cam later x " Well you are going to make some people very happy I can tell  Enjoy | |||
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"Probably play europa universalis for a bit. I'm playing as france and I'm dominating europe, north America and west africa
Not going out ? Having a few friends over ?"Nope, I've recently moved away from all of my friends and arent we meant to be observing social distancing? | |||
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"I just had a new web cam so im going in the chat cams later today x
I tried to get one but they were either unobtainable or the price of a small car..... !"They tend to come as standard on laptops these days | |||
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"I'm off to a gig later. No doubt I will get plastered and trip over the sofa again." You’ve got a hot date at 8pm tonight | |||
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"I'm going to get dolled up and go on cam later x Well you are going to make some people very happy I can tell Enjoy "That is so sweet , thank you x | |||
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"Probably play europa universalis for a bit. I'm playing as france and I'm dominating europe, north America and west africa
Not going out ? Having a few friends over ?
Nope, I've recently moved away from all of my friends and arent we meant to be observing social distancing?"Social distancing ? What is that ? Come closer while I whisper in your ear. | |||
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"I just had a new web cam so im going in the chat cams later today x
I tried to get one but they were either unobtainable or the price of a small car..... !
They tend to come as standard on laptops these days"Yes. So Watson ....... what do you deduce from Granny wanting to buy a webcam when they come as standard on laptops ???? Quickly Watson ....... we can't take long , we have to be in Whitechapel for a knees up before seven. | |||
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"Depends, what day is it?  "I'm not sure...... I tried to put the bins out yesterday and today i was looking forward to gogglebox.... I think you are right ..... it depends. Maybe tomorrow then hey ? | |||
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"I'm off to a gig later. No doubt I will get plastered and trip over the sofa again." Yeah your famous for that...... be careful on the way home. | |||
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"Probably play europa universalis for a bit. I'm playing as france and I'm dominating europe, north America and west africa
Not going out ? Having a few friends over ?
Nope, I've recently moved away from all of my friends and arent we meant to be observing social distancing?
Social distancing ? What is that ? Come closer while I whisper in your ear."Okies, I bet my immune system is better than yours  | |||
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"I just had a new web cam so im going in the chat cams later today x
I tried to get one but they were either unobtainable or the price of a small car..... !
They tend to come as standard on laptops these days
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So Watson ....... what do you deduce from Granny wanting to buy a webcam when they come as standard on laptops ???? Quickly Watson ....... we can't take long , we have to be in Whitechapel for a knees up before seven."None of my business really, I was just pointing out that they arent that hard to get | |||
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"Depends, what day is it?
I'm not sure......
I tried to put the bins out yesterday and today i was looking forward to gogglebox....
I think you are right ..... it depends.
Maybe tomorrow then hey ?"I’m putting everything off so I can have a good old moan when lockdown finishes that I didn’t have enough time to do anything | |||
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"I just had a new web cam so im going in the chat cams later today x
I tried to get one but they were either unobtainable or the price of a small car..... !
They tend to come as standard on laptops these days
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So Watson ....... what do you deduce from Granny wanting to buy a webcam when they come as standard on laptops ???? Quickly Watson ....... we can't take long , we have to be in Whitechapel for a knees up before seven.
None of my business really, I was just pointing out that they arent that hard to get"Watson my dear fellow...... Remind me that when you say you cannot buy milk I tell you that it comes standard with a cow. | |||
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"Shower, wank, Netflix in that order "Sounds pretty good in any order. Say it backwards. | |||
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"Going out at 7.59 pm... back in at 8.05pm ... " 6 wild and wonderful minutes.... Oh ..... the fucking clap. I mean that joyus hour when the people over the road look at me and think ......who the fuck is she and I look at them and think keep looking I couldn't give a shit and where me bat wings wobble more than me boobie doos... Sigh ...... yeah | |||
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"Shopping, wee walk, maybe some fun in nature, home.for.dinner snuggle.up, relax bed for work." Lovely Necessities like spuds or luxuries like butter shortbread ?
Oh no ..... condoms... it'll be for condoms | |||
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"Going out at 7.59 pm... back in at 8.05pm ... 6 wild and wonderful minutes.... Oh ..... the fucking clap. I mean that joyus hour when the people over the road look at me and think ......who the fuck is she and I look at them and think keep looking I couldn't give a shit and where me bat wings wobble more than me boobie doos... Sigh ...... yeah " It's the highlight of my week ...sighs | |||
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"Shower, wank, Netflix in that order
Sounds pretty good in any order.
Say it backwards."Yep your right lol xx | |||
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"Thinking of Cheeky in a swimsuit..... "But you're not thinking of me in my holiday bikini for some reason ? Why would that be ? | |||
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"HubPorn and a pity wank I suspect....." I thought someone gave others a pity wank ? You'll have to have a self inflicted lovebite and a tug... Hint: Lie on your arm till it's dead first. | |||
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"Thinking of Cheeky in a swimsuit.....
But you're not thinking of me in my holiday bikini for some reason ?
Why would that be ?"You're too much for him Granny. He'd blow his filthy man muck too soon at the though of you in yer swimmers.... | |||
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"Food,wine,television,bath,porn,wank,bed,though not necessarally in that order,though I think bed will definately be last." I'm not getting everyone's ordering ..... I'd do wank bath or at least wank sleep. Pfffffft ! | |||
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"HubPorn and a pity wank I suspect..... I thought someone gave others a pity wank ? You'll have to have a self inflicted lovebite and a tug... Hint: Lie on your arm till it's dead first." Great advice as always Granny. Thanks. | |||
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"Thinking of Cheeky in a swimsuit.....
But you're not thinking of me in my holiday bikini for some reason ?
Why would that be ?
You're too much for him Granny. He'd blow his filthy man muck too soon at the though of you in yer swimmers...."Too right. Only woman for miles around with built in arm bands...... and purple saddle bags.... | |||
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"Thinking of Cheeky in a swimsuit.....
But you're not thinking of me in my holiday bikini for some reason ?
Why would that be ?
You're too much for him Granny. He'd blow his filthy man muck too soon at the though of you in yer swimmers...."You've hidden profile OP...can't perv | |||
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"Thinking of Cheeky in a swimsuit.....
But you're not thinking of me in my holiday bikini for some reason ?
Why would that be ?
You're too much for him Granny. He'd blow his filthy man muck too soon at the though of you in yer swimmers....
You've hidden profile OP...can't perv"Rumbled  Granny Crumpet - Blocking Pervs Everywher. | |||
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"I'm going to drink Sangria in the park, feed animals in the zoo then later a movie too and then home. " Okay ........see you round the back of Vue | |||
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"I just had a new web cam so im going in the chat cams later today x
I tried to get one but they were either unobtainable or the price of a small car..... !
They tend to come as standard on laptops these days
Yes.
So Watson ....... what do you deduce from Granny wanting to buy a webcam when they come as standard on laptops ???? Quickly Watson ....... we can't take long , we have to be in Whitechapel for a knees up before seven.
None of my business really, I was just pointing out that they arent that hard to get
Watson my dear fellow...... Remind me that when you say you cannot buy milk I tell you that it comes standard with a cow." | |||
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"I'm going to drink Sangria in the park, feed animals in the zoo then later a movie too and then home. Okay ........see you round the back of Vue" Trust me, Southport has been in perpetual lockdown for at least 5 years anyway! | |||
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"Enjoying the sunshine, sneezing a lot. I might take a walk to my local deli Fridgeria and marvel at all the yumminess I shouldn't eat but I probably will at some point. Later I'm going to do an interactive quiz with some friends and inappropriately flirt with the person hosting it. "He must be quite the host! Do you think he will be able to handle all your raw sexual magnetism? Lol x | |||
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"Enjoying the sunshine, sneezing a lot. I might take a walk to my local deli Fridgeria and marvel at all the yumminess I shouldn't eat but I probably will at some point. Later I'm going to do an interactive quiz with some friends and inappropriately flirt with the person hosting it.
He must be quite the host! Do you think he will be able to handle all your raw sexual magnetism? Lol x"Yes, for all the mocking he's actually really rather good at what he does. And no, he won't be able to. That's what I'm counting on; making him blush and stumble over his words a bit and say daft stuff. x | |||
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