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Things you should never ask a woman to her face ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats your weight on the scales ....

Is your hair coul out of a bottle.

why cant you smile is it to much botox .

Is that dress one of your mums ,

I am sure theres alot more ... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i must be odd then cause non of those questions would bother me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i must be odd then cause non of those questions would bother me "
LOL well what would ?? i am gessing it would some people ... and asking there age .. some hate it .

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By *nebig1ivorMan
over a year ago

Reading

Why can't you suck it like your sister does?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why can't you suck it like your sister does?

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That may not go down to well . having sister too , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. Asking an overweight woman, when are you due?

2. When are you going to have that baby; seems like you’ve been pregnant forever (as she turns around with a baby in her arms!)

3. Are “those” real? – diamonds, hair color, nails and whatever else comes to your mind.

4. How old are you?

5. Honey, is that what you’re wearing tonight?

6. Do you know that outfit makes you look fat?

7. Which ex-husband?

8. Asking an older woman with a younger man, is that your son?

9. Have you had cosmetic surgery?

10. You look tired.

11. How much do you weigh?

12. Are you mad at me?

13. If the woman is with an older guy, is that your dad?

14. You’re really not going to eat all of that, are you?

15, Did you look in the mirror before you left the house?

16. What did I do wrong?

17. How much longer before you’re ready?

18. Hey lady, that’s a big foot; what’s your shoe size?

19. Are you wearing makeup?

20. I thought you were a blond, brunet, red head

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Why can't you suck it like your sister does?

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Why can't you suck it like your brother does?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why not, your mum likes it when i do that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't you suck it like your sister does?

Why can't you suck it like your brother does? "
hi darren ! Lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"why not, your mum likes it when i do that ! "

Funny you should say that, so does your dad

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Why can't you suck it like your sister does?

Why can't you suck it like your brother does? hi darren ! Lol "

Hey Stevey....you skiving again???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why not, your mum likes it when i do that !

Funny you should say that, so does your dad "
how about gran and gandad ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why not, your mum likes it when i do that !

Funny you should say that, so does your dad "
yeah. He told me. He was dissapointed !

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"why not, your mum likes it when i do that !

Funny you should say that, so does your dad yeah. He told me. He was dissapointed ! "

You bugger, you owe me a new keyboard, just sprayed coffee over this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't you suck it like your sister does?

Why can't you suck it like your brother does? hi darren ! Lol

Hey Stevey....you skiving again???"
no, din din time. Havin a browse on me fone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do special exercises for all of your chins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why not, your mum likes it when i do that !

Funny you should say that, so does your dad yeah. He told me. He was dissapointed !

You bugger, you owe me a new keyboard, just sprayed coffee over this one "
i'l make it up to ya, you probably dribbled on it when home help spoon fed ya ! Fpmsl !

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"why not, your mum likes it when i do that !

Funny you should say that, so does your dad yeah. He told me. He was dissapointed !

You bugger, you owe me a new keyboard, just sprayed coffee over this one i'l make it up to ya, you probably dribbled on it when home help spoon fed ya ! Fpmsl ! "

Oh boy, oh boy.....you are in soooooo much trouble when I get my hands on you

**coils rope, checks cuffs and polishes big purple one**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think you can ask pretty much most stuff if couched in the correct terms and appropriate moment.

Years back, before swinging, I arranged a "fuck date" with a guy but he could not come to mine. Agreed to meet in London. When I got there he had not booked the hotel and when we went to book it he asked me for half!

Turned around and went home. Wasted me ticket money. Bloody cheek when I had offered to accommodate, if ya ask me. If he had asked in adv coulda saved me a journey.

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

Dont think, `are you really a man' goes down too well.

Or one that I could have asked a stranger once but didnt dare was, `is that red stain on the front of your white trousers what i think it is'

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