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By *nnnik OP Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

A good massage....

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

So do I......

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By *nnnik OP Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

"So do I......

Get in line honey

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Ooooo yes, I'd love one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give brilliant massages..

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

And me, I also give a good massage though.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub. "

Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub. "

What about me

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By *nnnik OP Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

"I give brilliant massages..

Nice, when can I book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little less conversation a little bit of action please

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.

Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?"

I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In these times of social distancing, take lesson from our bear friends; Find a tree, lean back against it and jiggle about a bit - job done

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.

What about me

Well if your bum is in need of some TLC.

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By *ong_John2333Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Love giving a good massage

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"In these times of social distancing, take lesson from our bear friends; Find a tree, lean back against it and jiggle about a bit - job done

Omg the song from jungle book sprang it my head would that count as a massage tho or a good scratch

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By *ong_John2333Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.

What about me

I would offer, but it wouldnt just be the bum cheeks getting a rub

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I give brilliant massages..

I wish I did ...but am happy to receive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good nights sleep

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"Love giving a good massage

Ooo happy to recieve

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

A good massage with 4 firm hands would be a dream right now!

Jo.Xx

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Tantric massage for me please.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A good massage with 4 firm hands would be a dream right now!

Jo.Xx "

Well I’ve got two.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.

Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?

I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner. "

I have wax on, wax off in my head

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Tantric massage for me please.

Upping the anti now

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.

Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?

I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner.

I have wax on, wax off in my head

I hope your bum doesn’t need waxing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife to be up for strap on fun

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.

Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?

I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner.

I have wax on, wax off in my head

I hope your bum doesn’t need waxing.

Well lockdown has been a bitch so yes..probably

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

A garden that isn't communal so I can naked sunbath (in the shade of course my pale skin doesn't like the sun)

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

I give amazing massages .. it's part of a deal

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.

Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?

I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner.

I have wax on, wax off in my head

I hope your bum doesn’t need waxing.

Well lockdown has been a bitch so yes..probably

Haha I was envisaging a different lockdown beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a sensual massage course a while ago. Mostly because I love massage but also because I thought I’d would be another tool to add to my box of seduction.

Was so excited to put it into practice with a fellow fabber who I had been chatting to for a while. She spoke a lot about enjoying everything sensual.

The time came and I thought I would surprise her with low lighting, warm sensual lavender oil and very sexy music. I was more excited than I am at Christmas.

Anyway turns out her worst nightmare is being massaged

Probably should have asked

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I give amazing massages .. it's part of a deal

When can I book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told I do amazing massages .... but then it's my job so I should ruddy hope so!

Having said that they've got me doing admin at the moment so I might be a bit rusty when it comes to massaging folk again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exceptionally good with my hands and oils..

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"A good massage....

I need a leg over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Exceptionally good with my hands and oils..

Can i get a lingam massage?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.

Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?

I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner.

I have wax on, wax off in my head

I hope your bum doesn’t need waxing.

Well lockdown has been a bitch so yes..probably

Haha I was envisaging a different lockdown beard.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Don't we all right now

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.

Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?

I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner.

I have wax on, wax off in my head

I hope your bum doesn’t need waxing.

Well lockdown has been a bitch so yes..probably

Haha I was envisaging a different lockdown beard.

I also provide a topiary service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a nice massage too with a happy ending.

I’m also offering my services to give massages too if any females in need once this is over.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My feet nèeded a good massage yesterday after I had walked about 10 miles

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Annabelle and incandescent could benefit from my world famous bum cheek rub.

Like one of those simultaneous oil massages?

I’m ambidextrous if you lie to my right and annabelle to my left. We’re onto a winner.

I have wax on, wax off in my head

I hope your bum doesn’t need waxing.

Well lockdown has been a bitch so yes..probably

Haha I was envisaging a different lockdown beard.

I also provide a topiary service. "

I had to google this...you may indeed need a hacker

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

It won't let me say..We*d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like giving them. But now I could do with a good massage because my back feels terrible at the moment.

On rare occasions I have a back massage.. But the last time I came across one, I paid for a 30 minute massage and she barely touched my back then after 5mims she was asking me for money for extras.

What a rip off!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It won't let me say..We*d

Let me get this right, you’re happy for me to rummage in your borders.

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