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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

wank?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I didn't have time and now my penis won't talk to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, looking at your pics sugarpuff

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I didn't have time and now my penis won't talk to me. "

You should always make time

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Me, looking at your pics sugarpuff "

Did you tribute me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought about it, but the lethargy is real today.

Does thinking about it count?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I keep meaning to but work keeps distracting me.

And I’m expecting a parcel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had mine last night it wouldnt wait for this morning after yesterday

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

I had two...four if you count the ones I had after midnight but before I went to sleep

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I thought about it, but the lethargy is real today.

Does thinking about it count?"

No. Go upstairs right this minute and thrap

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I keep meaning to but work keeps distracting me.

And I’m expecting a parcel! "

I’m sure you could sneak a little one in

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I had mine last night it wouldnt wait for this morning after yesterday "

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Every morning. My commute time has been drastically cut, so I have more free time to spend before I have to be at work.

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

I'm about to have a serious interface with my showerhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did twice

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

I have a lady wank every morning

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I had two...four if you count the ones I had after midnight but before I went to sleep "

4 you not sore

That rhymes

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Every morning. My commute time has been drastically cut, so I have more free time to spend before I have to be at work."

Is the correct answer

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"I had two...four if you count the ones I had after midnight but before I went to sleep "

Snap. Had no libido for well over a yr. Lockdown? Yeah now it's back.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'm about to have a serious interface with my showerhead."

Phwooaarrr photos please

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I did twice "

Is the average these days

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By *ddballs 45Man
over a year ago

Hull

I always make time. Sometimes several times a day

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local


"I had two...four if you count the ones I had after midnight but before I went to sleep

Snap. Had no libido for well over a yr. Lockdown? Yeah now it's back. "

We always want what we can’t have

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nope I didn’t

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Darn...I thought I forgot something this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a lady wank every morning "

Thinking of me no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't have time and now my penis won't talk to me. "

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope I didn’t "

That's a first

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nope I didn’t "

Need a hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not yet "

Best get started then

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Not at all during lockdown.

Seriously cannot be bothered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I had time, trying to hit my work deadlines at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wish I had time, trying to hit my work deadlines at the moment. "
Being on here isn't helping but, waht can I do.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Nope I didn’t

Need a hand? "

Any other options

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

I like to reward myself in the evening, although morning wood is a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still going and havent finished off yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not yet

Best get started then "

I am definitely slacking today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah for about 2 hours.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nope I didn’t

Need a hand?

Any other options "

Two hands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not yet

Best get started then

I am definitely slacking today! "

Not perved my new pictures yet that's why

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Nope I didn’t

Need a hand?

Any other options

Two hands? "

Il do it myself then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope I didn’t

Need a hand?

Any other options

Two hands?

Il do it myself then "

how about 1 hand and a tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have had one on cam

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nope I didn’t

Need a hand?

Any other options

Two hands?

Il do it myself then "

Two hands a tongue and a willy?

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"I had two...four if you count the ones I had after midnight but before I went to sleep

Snap. Had no libido for well over a yr. Lockdown? Yeah now it's back.

We always want what we can’t have "

Yup. It sucks. But I can't.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Not this morning. I decided to go out in the sunshine & mow the lawn instead.

K

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Nope I didn’t

Need a hand?

Any other options

Two hands?

Il do it myself then

Two hands a tongue and a willy? "

Too late

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?


"I had two...four if you count the ones I had after midnight but before I went to sleep

4 you not sore

That rhymes "

Nope, still horny as hell

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Not this morning. I decided to go out in the sunshine & mow the lawn instead.

K"

Instead of a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope I didn’t

Need a hand?

Any other options

Two hands?

Il do it myself then

Two hands a tongue and a willy?

Too late "

Yep I got it in first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had two...four if you count the ones I had after midnight but before I went to sleep

4 you not sore

That rhymes

Nope, still horny as hell "

Want some help

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Nope I didn’t

Need a hand?

Any other options

Two hands?

Il do it myself then

Two hands a tongue and a willy?

Too late

Yep I got it in first "

No you didn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope I didn’t

Need a hand?

Any other options

Two hands?

Il do it myself then

Two hands a tongue and a willy?

Too late

Yep I got it in first

No you didn’t "

You was sleeping hahahaha

That's not creepy

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By *MARUBIXCUBEWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Im still going and havent finished off yet"
Video?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did twice

Is the average these days "

Ouch MrM, I don't think you can put my mee time in the same category as average, you've read my story, I'm just about to start mid day mee time now

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Nope I didn’t

Need a hand?

Any other options

Two hands?

Il do it myself then

Two hands a tongue and a willy?

Too late

Yep I got it in first

No you didn’t

You was sleeping hahahaha

That's not creepy "

Not at all

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I did twice

Is the average these days

Ouch MrM, I don't think you can put my mee time in the same category as average, you've read my story, I'm just about to start mid day mee time now "

Everyone is allowed an off day

You need to have 3 tomorrow to make up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope I didn’t

Need a hand?

Any other options

Two hands?

Il do it myself then

Two hands a tongue and a willy?

Too late

Yep I got it in first

No you didn’t

You was sleeping hahahaha

That's not creepy

Not at all "

Hahaha it just shows how gentle I can be

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By *shtimer05Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Run out of lube. My skins burning now

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nope I didn’t

Need a hand?

Any other options

Two hands?

Il do it myself then

Two hands a tongue and a willy?

Too late

Yep I got it in first

No you didn’t

You was sleeping hahahaha

That's not creepy

Not at all "

Ok my final offer is a little finger up the bum as well. This is my final final offer

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Run out of lube. My skins burning now "

No coconut oil

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Run out of lube. My skins burning now "

Spit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did twice

Is the average these days

Ouch MrM, I don't think you can put my mee time in the same category as average, you've read my story, I'm just about to start mid day mee time now

Everyone is allowed an off day

You need to have 3 tomorrow to make up "

Ooohhh OK Sir,

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By *dx69Man
over a year ago

London

Yes, I usually have a wake up wank. With lockdown there’s more time for long relaxed ones

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I did twice

Is the average these days

Ouch MrM, I don't think you can put my mee time in the same category as average, you've read my story, I'm just about to start mid day mee time now

Everyone is allowed an off day

You need to have 3 tomorrow to make up

Ooohhh OK Sir, "

And photos thank you please

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Nope I didn’t

Need a hand?

Any other options

Two hands?

Il do it myself then

Two hands a tongue and a willy?

Too late

Yep I got it in first

No you didn’t

You was sleeping hahahaha

That's not creepy

Not at all

Ok my final offer is a little finger up the bum as well. This is my final final offer "

Il think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did twice

Is the average these days

Ouch MrM, I don't think you can put my mee time in the same category as average, you've read my story, I'm just about to start mid day mee time now

Everyone is allowed an off day

You need to have 3 tomorrow to make up

Ooohhh OK Sir,

And photos thank you please "

Cheeky

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It’s been three days since my last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too grumpy for one today!!!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It’s been three days since my last one "

WHAT!!!!! Get up the stairs and flick that bean right away Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. I made it till 12.30

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Not me ... had to go to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too grumpy for one today!!! "

Say the word Plunge 3 times in a row I bet that will stop you being grumpy that word always makes me smile

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Nope. I made it till 12.30 "

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By *hughes9119Man
over a year ago

Bridgend


"I have a lady wank every morning "

A lady wank - made me laugh. Mind you, might have to have a man wank now having seen your pics....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too grumpy for one today!!!

Say the word Plunge 3 times in a row I bet that will stop you being grumpy that word always makes me smile "

I didn’t even say it once and smiled!! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too grumpy for one today!!!

Say the word Plunge 3 times in a row I bet that will stop you being grumpy that word always makes me smile

I didn’t even say it once and smiled!! Thank you "

You see good deed done for the day with the power of PLUNGE

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I have a lady wank every morning

A lady wank - made me laugh. Mind you, might have to have a man wank now having seen your pics...."

I missed the lady wank

Is the outcome different to a man wank?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I have a lady wank every morning

A lady wank - made me laugh. Mind you, might have to have a man wank now having seen your pics....

I missed the lady wank

Is the outcome different to a man wank? "

It’s the same as buttering a muffin

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I have a lady wank every morning

A lady wank - made me laugh. Mind you, might have to have a man wank now having seen your pics....

I missed the lady wank

Is the outcome different to a man wank?

It’s the same as buttering a muffin "

I just dribbled reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three today... so far

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Nope..I'm just not feeling it!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"It’s been three days since my last one

WHAT!!!!! Get up the stairs and flick that bean right away Mrs "

It will have to wait

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Nope..I'm just not feeling it! "

I'd happily lend a hand

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By *edro50Man
over a year ago

enniskillen

Me I needed it!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Nope..I'm just not feeling it!

I'd happily lend a hand "

I'd probably require a rocket up my arse to motivate me right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This feed has certainly made me want to find time for one

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By *h86Man
over a year ago

Glos

Of course, gotta start the day off right!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ok just had a lunch time one instead

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By *edro50Man
over a year ago

enniskillen

Mmmmm busty wet bed!xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok just had a lunch time one instead "

Mental image very much stored

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By *ong_John2333Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Edged this morning, then I had to go to work.... maybe finish later or edge some more

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

That's a bedtime activity to help me sleep

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"I'm about to have a serious interface with my showerhead."

Now that's a picture I/we would love to see

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nope..I'm just not feeling it! "

Can I feel it?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It’s been three days since my last one

WHAT!!!!! Get up the stairs and flick that bean right away Mrs

It will have to wait "

I’m still waiting

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Ok just had a lunch time one instead "

Yay!!! Photos Photos Photos

And I bet it was over me wasn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm morning and nighting it at the moment. I'm not normally this frequently a wanker, but needs must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wank? "

Not even slightly

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Great wanking everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a play tonight

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