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"I didn't have time and now my penis won't talk to me. " You should always make time | |||
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"Me, looking at your pics sugarpuff " Did you tribute me? | |||
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"I thought about it, but the lethargy is real today. Does thinking about it count?" No. Go upstairs right this minute and thrap | |||
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"I keep meaning to but work keeps distracting me. And I’m expecting a parcel! " I’m sure you could sneak a little one in | |||
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"I had mine last night it wouldnt wait for this morning after yesterday " | |||
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"I had two...four if you count the ones I had after midnight but before I went to sleep " 4 you not sore That rhymes | |||
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"Every morning. My commute time has been drastically cut, so I have more free time to spend before I have to be at work." Is the correct answer | |||
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"I had two...four if you count the ones I had after midnight but before I went to sleep " Snap. Had no libido for well over a yr. Lockdown? Yeah now it's back. | |||
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"I'm about to have a serious interface with my showerhead." Phwooaarrr photos please | |||
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"I did twice " Is the average these days | |||
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"I had two...four if you count the ones I had after midnight but before I went to sleep Snap. Had no libido for well over a yr. Lockdown? Yeah now it's back. " We always want what we can’t have | |||
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"I have a lady wank every morning " Thinking of me no doubt | |||
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"I didn't have time and now my penis won't talk to me. " Awww | |||
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"Nope I didn’t " Need a hand? | |||
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"Wish I had time, trying to hit my work deadlines at the moment. " Being on here isn't helping but, waht can I do. | |||
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"Nope I didn’t Need a hand? " Any other options | |||
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"Not yet Best get started then " I am definitely slacking today! | |||
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"Nope I didn’t Need a hand? Any other options " Two hands? | |||
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"Not yet Best get started then I am definitely slacking today! " Not perved my new pictures yet that's why | |||
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"Nope I didn’t Need a hand? Any other options Two hands? " Il do it myself then | |||
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"Nope I didn’t Need a hand? Any other options Two hands? Il do it myself then " how about 1 hand and a tongue | |||
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"Nope I didn’t Need a hand? Any other options Two hands? Il do it myself then " Two hands a tongue and a willy? | |||
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"I had two...four if you count the ones I had after midnight but before I went to sleep Snap. Had no libido for well over a yr. Lockdown? Yeah now it's back. We always want what we can’t have " Yup. It sucks. But I can't. | |||
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"Nope I didn’t Need a hand? Any other options Two hands? Il do it myself then Two hands a tongue and a willy? " Too late | |||
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"I had two...four if you count the ones I had after midnight but before I went to sleep 4 you not sore That rhymes " Nope, still horny as hell | |||
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"Not this morning. I decided to go out in the sunshine & mow the lawn instead. K" Instead of a wank? | |||
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"Nope I didn’t Need a hand? Any other options Two hands? Il do it myself then Two hands a tongue and a willy? Too late " Yep I got it in first | |||
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"Nope I didn’t Need a hand? Any other options Two hands? Il do it myself then Two hands a tongue and a willy? Too late Yep I got it in first " No you didn’t | |||
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"Nope I didn’t Need a hand? Any other options Two hands? Il do it myself then Two hands a tongue and a willy? Too late Yep I got it in first No you didn’t " You was sleeping hahahaha That's not creepy | |||
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"Im still going and havent finished off yet" Video? | |||
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"I did twice Is the average these days " Ouch MrM, I don't think you can put my mee time in the same category as average, you've read my story, I'm just about to start mid day mee time now | |||
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"Nope I didn’t Need a hand? Any other options Two hands? Il do it myself then Two hands a tongue and a willy? Too late Yep I got it in first No you didn’t You was sleeping hahahaha That's not creepy " Not at all | |||
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"I did twice Is the average these days Ouch MrM, I don't think you can put my mee time in the same category as average, you've read my story, I'm just about to start mid day mee time now " Everyone is allowed an off day You need to have 3 tomorrow to make up | |||
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"Nope I didn’t Need a hand? Any other options Two hands? Il do it myself then Two hands a tongue and a willy? Too late Yep I got it in first No you didn’t You was sleeping hahahaha That's not creepy Not at all " Hahaha it just shows how gentle I can be | |||
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"Nope I didn’t Need a hand? Any other options Two hands? Il do it myself then Two hands a tongue and a willy? Too late Yep I got it in first No you didn’t You was sleeping hahahaha That's not creepy Not at all " Ok my final offer is a little finger up the bum as well. This is my final final offer | |||
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"Run out of lube. My skins burning now " No coconut oil | |||
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"Run out of lube. My skins burning now " Spit? | |||
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"I did twice Is the average these days Ouch MrM, I don't think you can put my mee time in the same category as average, you've read my story, I'm just about to start mid day mee time now Everyone is allowed an off day You need to have 3 tomorrow to make up " Ooohhh OK Sir, | |||
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"I did twice Is the average these days Ouch MrM, I don't think you can put my mee time in the same category as average, you've read my story, I'm just about to start mid day mee time now Everyone is allowed an off day You need to have 3 tomorrow to make up Ooohhh OK Sir, " And photos thank you please | |||
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"Nope I didn’t Need a hand? Any other options Two hands? Il do it myself then Two hands a tongue and a willy? Too late Yep I got it in first No you didn’t You was sleeping hahahaha That's not creepy Not at all Ok my final offer is a little finger up the bum as well. This is my final final offer " Il think about it | |||
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"I did twice Is the average these days Ouch MrM, I don't think you can put my mee time in the same category as average, you've read my story, I'm just about to start mid day mee time now Everyone is allowed an off day You need to have 3 tomorrow to make up Ooohhh OK Sir, And photos thank you please " Cheeky | |||
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"It’s been three days since my last one " WHAT!!!!! Get up the stairs and flick that bean right away Mrs | |||
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"Too grumpy for one today!!! " Say the word Plunge 3 times in a row I bet that will stop you being grumpy that word always makes me smile | |||
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"Nope. I made it till 12.30 " | |||
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"I have a lady wank every morning " A lady wank - made me laugh. Mind you, might have to have a man wank now having seen your pics.... | |||
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"Too grumpy for one today!!! Say the word Plunge 3 times in a row I bet that will stop you being grumpy that word always makes me smile " I didn’t even say it once and smiled!! Thank you | |||
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"Too grumpy for one today!!! Say the word Plunge 3 times in a row I bet that will stop you being grumpy that word always makes me smile I didn’t even say it once and smiled!! Thank you " You see good deed done for the day with the power of PLUNGE | |||
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"I have a lady wank every morning A lady wank - made me laugh. Mind you, might have to have a man wank now having seen your pics...." I missed the lady wank Is the outcome different to a man wank? | |||
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"I have a lady wank every morning A lady wank - made me laugh. Mind you, might have to have a man wank now having seen your pics.... I missed the lady wank Is the outcome different to a man wank? " It’s the same as buttering a muffin | |||
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"I have a lady wank every morning A lady wank - made me laugh. Mind you, might have to have a man wank now having seen your pics.... I missed the lady wank Is the outcome different to a man wank? It’s the same as buttering a muffin " I just dribbled reading that | |||
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"It’s been three days since my last one WHAT!!!!! Get up the stairs and flick that bean right away Mrs " It will have to wait | |||
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"Nope..I'm just not feeling it! " I'd happily lend a hand | |||
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"Nope..I'm just not feeling it! I'd happily lend a hand " I'd probably require a rocket up my arse to motivate me right now | |||
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"Ok just had a lunch time one instead " Mental image very much stored | |||
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"I'm about to have a serious interface with my showerhead." Now that's a picture I/we would love to see | |||
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"Nope..I'm just not feeling it! " Can I feel it? | |||
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"It’s been three days since my last one WHAT!!!!! Get up the stairs and flick that bean right away Mrs It will have to wait " I’m still waiting | |||
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"Ok just had a lunch time one instead " Yay!!! Photos Photos Photos And I bet it was over me wasn’t it | |||
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