FabSwingers.com forum: You can’t say that.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hate all these faux inspirational sayings that people utter that indicate they are In fact the complete opposite in reality.

Things like.

Living my best life

I like banter

I’m a strong, confident woman/man

No I won’t sleep with you, stop following me.

Etc

What grinds your gears that people constantly repeat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offence but

I'm not racist but

Not trying to be funny but

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve never done anything like this before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with a hashtag in front of it.

I'm not sure I get what the hashtag is for to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It worked a minute ago....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offence but

I'm not racist but

Not trying to be funny but"

these spoke to me

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I am a strong, confident woman though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all due respect....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a strong, confident woman though.

Yaas queen!

That's another one btw

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Starting sentences with

"Hey, listen..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unpopular opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's none of my business but"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the day!

What does that even mean????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Professional’

‘Genuine’

‘I won’t bite.....unless you ask‘

I do like banter though, I find it sexy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too big for/can't get hard with a condom"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Professional’

‘Genuine’

‘I won’t bite.....unless you ask‘

I do like banter though, I find it sexy!"

But it’s always the people with ‘no banter’ that claim to have it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... It's bullshit!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

'If you want my opinion...'

'Im not gonna lie...'

'Lol'

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Not so much a saying but an action - when people "soap box" for a cause when there actually isn't a call for it

See it on here a lot - yes there are things which are annoying - but can you actually change them by taking a platform?

A good example being the number of people that bemoan how others *choose* to run their profiles - why's it such a concern? Don't like how someone else chooses to do so? Roll your eyes and move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the end of the day!

What does that even mean????"

I’ll let you know at the end of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Professional’

‘Genuine’

‘I won’t bite.....unless you ask‘

I do like banter though, I find it sexy!

But it’s always the people with ‘no banter’ that claim to have it..."

Often but I have met a few gems who have natural banter. I’d much rather have a man laugh me into bed than try to flatter me there

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The best place for anyone's inspirational saying/quote is up their own arse.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have figured out that "banter" is when someone you have knocked back in some way, insults you, for doing so but still really wants to meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment it's stay safe!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘It was only banter’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘If you can dream it, you can achieve it’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At the moment it's stay safe!! "

This is really bugging me too.

I get keep well, but it’s not like Covid19 is going to mug you walking down the street (though possibly that’s because we aren’t allowed to walk down the street), so stay safe is incorrect.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

All the men, women Tgirls are ... NO ! Not all are ....whatever you claim them to be from your own narrow experience.

It’s rude not to reply (got on my tits yesterday) FAQ will answer that one

Why am I ranting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I loved your profile" just that alone, means you never read it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I loved your profile" just that alone, means you never read it!

Exactly, what’s to love??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I loved your profile" just that alone, means you never read it!

Exactly, what’s to love?????? "

Exactly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones where they say they love to chat and like interesting and intelligent conversation. So you message them and all they reply with is 'yes' 'no' and 'lol'

There's loads out there and youu know who you lot are.

'lol'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘It was only banter’"

Very good

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I hate all these faux inspirational sayings that people utter that indicate they are In fact the complete opposite in reality.

Things like.

Living my best life

I like banter

I’m a strong, confident woman/man

No I won’t sleep with you, stop following me.

Etc

What grinds your gears that people constantly repeat?

The one that gets my goat must absolutely be the stupidest saying of all time - ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it!’

How the f*** did that ever get leg room? Why in gods (other deity’s are available) name would anyone buy a cake and NOT eat it?

I’ve had my cake - and ate it - many thousands of times - and I have the waistline to prove it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate all these faux inspirational sayings that people utter that indicate they are In fact the complete opposite in reality.

Things like.

Living my best life

I like banter

I’m a strong, confident woman/man

No I won’t sleep with you, stop following me.

Etc

What grinds your gears that people constantly repeat?

The one that gets my goat must absolutely be the stupidest saying of all time - ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it!’

How the f*** did that ever get leg room? Why in gods (other deity’s are available) name would anyone buy a cake and NOT eat it?

I’ve had my cake - and ate it - many thousands of times - and I have the waistline to prove it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate all these faux inspirational sayings that people utter that indicate they are In fact the complete opposite in reality.

Things like.

Living my best life

I like banter

I’m a strong, confident woman/man

No I won’t sleep with you, stop following me.

Etc

What grinds your gears that people constantly repeat?

The one that gets my goat must absolutely be the stupidest saying of all time - ‘You can’t have your cake and eat it!’

How the f*** did that ever get leg room? Why in gods (other deity’s are available) name would anyone buy a cake and NOT eat it?

I’ve had my cake - and ate it - many thousands of times - and I have the waistline to prove it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'you know what I mean' at the end of a comment.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Just playing devil's advocate...

When they won't be honest or want to get argumentative, without taking responsibility.

Going forwards

'In future' is easier to say

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"I hate all these faux inspirational sayings that people utter that indicate they are In fact the complete opposite in reality.

Things like.

Living my best life

I like banter

I’m a strong, confident woman/man

No I won’t sleep with you, stop following me.

Etc

What grinds your gears that people constantly repeat?

I rather dislike faux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be grateful/happy. You could be dead tomorrow

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

As it's you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Not gonna lie’

‘Sorry had to be said’

‘Fook’

‘How did you get in my house’

‘What you saying’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a fb who would quite often finish a sentance with"you know what I mean & that" used to annoy me after a while,but needless to say I never told her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not being funny, but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the end of the day!

What does that even mean????"

I usually cut in and say "it gets dark" after a while they learn and change how they speak

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I say it as it is.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"'you know what I mean' at the end of a comment. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say it as it is."

Yep!

‘I say it as it is if you don’t like it then fuck off’

Is translation for ‘I’m rude as fuck but I’m going to pass it off as being a good thing’

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I say it as it is.

Yep!

‘I say it as it is if you don’t like it then fuck off’

Is translation for ‘I’m rude as fuck but I’m going to pass it off as being a good thing’ "

quite

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Currently all I see is "when this is over I'm going to blah, blah, blah"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innit and Bruv just does me.....Why?!!!! X

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Things like... grinds your gears..."

Using phrases from USA gets on my wick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“In it “at the end of every sentence!

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I always find that (when talking to a stranger) and they refer to you as ‘my friend’, they mean the complete opposite, and you should watch your back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Things like... grinds your gears...

Using phrases from USA gets on my wick!"

touché

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Speaking as a mother" nobody cares that you squeezed a human out of your body, millions do it every year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Speaking as a mother" nobody cares that you squeezed a human out of your body, millions do it every year."

Especially when they say things like

"My kids are my greatest achievement "

Yawn off and get a life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say it as it is."

Over inflated ego that. I don't say it as it is, coz I don't ALWAYS know I'm right, I may see it as I see it sometimes, coz even I can be wrong, but from what I see,

or from my point of view .... bla bla bla

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

People speaking full stop generally pisses me off. I’m a miserable bastard and I don’t give a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re beautiful/stunning/gorgeous. (From a pic of my legs or cleavage!!)

And “my bad”. Hate it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People speaking full stop generally pisses me off. I’m a miserable bastard and I don’t give a fuck

But you don't give a fuck with an orchestra sounding you along. You do it with style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People speaking full stop generally pisses me off. I’m a miserable bastard and I don’t give a fuck

I'm the same.

The older I get the less fucks I give.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"You’re beautiful/stunning/gorgeous. (From a pic of my legs or cleavage!!)

And “my bad”. Hate it!"

Aw my bad your cleavage is quite nice though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People speaking full stop generally pisses me off. I’m a miserable bastard and I don’t give a fuck

I'm the same.

The older I get the less fucks I give.

Pssssst.... I give a fuck about you.

That's your portion of nice for this year, I'll go back to being a cuntwaffle

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

People stating some load of old crap, then saying FACT at the end of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with a hashtag in front of it.

I'm not sure I get what the hashtag is for to be honest

It means wan@er alert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People speaking full stop generally pisses me off. I’m a miserable bastard and I don’t give a fuck

I'm the same.

The older I get the less fucks I give.

Pssssst.... I give a fuck about you.

That's your portion of nice for this year, I'll go back to being a cuntwaffle

Awww P you're a lovely cuntwaffle though

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"People speaking full stop generally pisses me off. I’m a miserable bastard and I don’t give a fuck

But you don't give a fuck with an orchestra sounding you along. You do it with style

Hell yes! I don’t give a fuck in glorious fashion to the triumphant, cannon blasting final bars of Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Thats a shame’ How is it? Why is it? Who is it even a shame for?

‘Im gutted!’ Erm no you’re not. Stop being melodramatic

I’m a dominant man! Nah you’re a loud mouth n full of yourself but please continue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with a hashtag in front of it.

I'm not sure I get what the hashtag is for to be honest

It means wan@er alert

I knew it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"People speaking full stop generally pisses me off. I’m a miserable bastard and I don’t give a fuck

I'm the same.

The older I get the less fucks I give.

That’s the spirit! We should set up a Facebook or Reddit page; a call to arms as it were for all other miserable buggers worldwide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I'm being honest..."

Why wouldn't you be?? What would be the point of talking if you had to make a point of telling people you're not lying?!

Really winds me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People speaking full stop generally pisses me off. I’m a miserable bastard and I don’t give a fuck

I'm the same.

The older I get the less fucks I give.

That’s the spirit! We should set up a Facebook or Reddit page; a call to arms as it were for all other miserable buggers worldwide

God no - I dont want to speak to any other miserable bastards - I just want to get a puppy and retire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Speaking as a mother" nobody cares that you squeezed a human out of your body, millions do it every year.

Especially when they say things like

"My kids are my greatest achievement "

Yawn off and get a life!"

Yawn off has recently became one of my favourite sayings "lol" "#justsaying"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Speaking as a mother" nobody cares that you squeezed a human out of your body, millions do it every year.

Especially when they say things like

"My kids are my greatest achievement "

Yawn off and get a life!

Yawn off has recently became one of my favourite sayings "lol" "#justsaying"

Haha

Oh shut it you - you can yawn off as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Speaking as a mother" nobody cares that you squeezed a human out of your body, millions do it every year.

Especially when they say things like

"My kids are my greatest achievement "

Yawn off and get a life!

Yawn off has recently became one of my favourite sayings "lol" "#justsaying"

Haha

Oh shut it you - you can yawn off as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offence but

I'm not racist but

Not trying to be funny but"

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously...

It usually indicates one of two things:

a) I have no idea what I'm talking about, or

b) I'm talking bollocks but if I pretend what I've said is "obvious" maybe no one will have the courage to challenge me

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland

"At the end of the day!

What does that even mean????"

This one.

Plus,

That's epic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because of this, it doesn't mean that.

Ok sherlock, now you've messed up the debate, tell us what it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offence but

I'm not racist but

Not trying to be funny but

This!

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This, and when people ask about my daughters genetics "what is she".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offence but

I'm not racist but

Not trying to be funny but

This!

This, and when people ask about my daughters genetics "what is she". "

Don’t even....our Son suffered racism at 4 from a poor little mite who only repeated what she’d heard her parents saying smh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughter is the best medicine

Try telling a diabetic that!

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By *aige CoolTV/TS
over a year ago

north west

People who say awesome all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offence but

I'm not racist but

Not trying to be funny but

This!

This, and when people ask about my daughters genetics "what is she".

Don’t even....our Son suffered racism at 4 from a poor little mite who only repeated what she’d heard her parents saying smh

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It's heart breaking, my daughter got to 6 before she had her first racist incident, from a 11 year old. The parents have a EDL flag in their garden so, says it all.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Literally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offence but

I'm not racist but

Not trying to be funny but

This!

This, and when people ask about my daughters genetics "what is she".

Don’t even....our Son suffered racism at 4 from a poor little mite who only repeated what she’d heard her parents saying smh

It's heart breaking, my daughter got to 6 before she had her first racist incident, from a 11 year old. The parents have a EDL flag in their garden so, says it all."

My gf and I are expecting and I’m not ashamed to say I’ve been in tears so many times at the thought that they will have to deal with anything like I have whilst I’m helpless.

You guys just gotta keep supporting, uplifting and resisting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks but no thanks

Does that mean thanks or not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The incessant use of the word Super before everything,

Super excited, super crazy

It’s making Super very un-Super

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Legend!"

Tossed about casually for any perceived trivial good deed (eg; getting crisps as an additional extra for everyone to accompany a round, Pre-Corona)

I mean really?

"That's right, Class of 2156, your final dissertation will be a debate upon which of these historical figures had the most legendary and still renowned impact on the world today; William Wilberforce and his tireless quest for the abolition of slavery from the end of the 18th Century, Karl Marx, author of the Communist Manifesto in the mid-19th century, or Dave Boggs from Pottersbar who legend has it rolled up selflessly with 4 bags of prawn cocktail during a boozy evening in Wetherspoons sometime in the early 21st century...Discuss."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling people to respect each other?

Why would I give respect to a stranger I know nothing about? Respect is something that is earned, like trust.

I will treat people with courtesy and kindness, as always, but respect is a different matter.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

‘I don’t wish to offend/upset you’, which means they are going to do just that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I speak as I find,that's just how I am

Shorthand for i have no tact or consideration for anybody's feelings

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