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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! What you up to? Working? Being curious about cocks? Asking a hard question? Playing poker? Speaking French? Having a birthday? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! What you up to? Working? Being curious about cocks? Asking a hard question? Playing poker? Speaking French? Having a birthday? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface "

Flicking between Fab and youtoooob. How about you?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Triple time tonight

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Satellite at 3.06am nice and bright. Only one though if anyone wants to go outside and look. Im gonna have a look

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How many threads do you need of an evening?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Satellite at 3.06am nice and bright. Only one though if anyone wants to go outside and look. Im gonna have a look "

What direction ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just apologise to Jamie for not allowing her to have the last word on the previous thread? That would’ve been a nice way to end - sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello! What you up to? Working? Being curious about cocks? Asking a hard question? Playing poker? Speaking French? Having a birthday? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

Flicking between Fab and youtoooob. How about you? "

You're tonight's ³rd ¹st poster, congratulations! I might have another game of pool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Triple time tonight "

³ is the magic number.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Satellite at 3.06am nice and bright. Only one though if anyone wants to go outside and look. Im gonna have a look

What direction ? "

Southeast to east

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Triple time tonight

³ is the magic number."

Do we know why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many threads do you need of an evening? "

This many.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just apologise to Jamie for not allowing her to have the last word on the previous thread? That would’ve been a nice way to end - sorry

"

I’m not going to tell you it’s ok. It’s not. I am bitterly disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Satellite at 3.06am nice and bright. Only one though if anyone wants to go outside and look. Im gonna have a look "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KFbgAxxVh1E

Lou Reed - Satellite Of Love - 9/25/1984 - Capitol ... - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pops. Never mind, these things happen. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Triple time tonight

³ is the magic number.

Do we know why? "

Do I look like Google?!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Anyway, I'm gonna love and leave you cos ma eyes are getting......zzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway, I'm gonna love and leave you cos ma eyes are getting......zzzzzzzzzz"

Na night, Ace.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"Anyway, I'm gonna love and leave you cos ma eyes are getting......zzzzzzzzzz"

Night wish mine were my body clock is all over the place

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Morning...bordem has set in

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"How many threads do you need of an evening?

This many."

You can never have too much of a good thing baby x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many threads do you need of an evening?

This many.

You can never have too much of a good thing baby x "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had too much beer quite a few times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve had too much beer quite a few times. "

³×³?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had too much beer quite a few times.

³×³?"

729

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"I’ve had too much beer quite a few times.

³×³?

729"

You've got a drinking problem mate. Do you want me and Jim to perform an intervention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had too much beer quite a few times.

³×³?

729

You've got a drinking problem mate. Do you want me and Jim to perform an intervention "

I’m still in denial about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just apologise to Jamie for not allowing her to have the last word on the previous thread? That would’ve been a nice way to end - sorry

I’m not going to tell you it’s ok. It’s not. I am bitterly disappointed "

Even if I flutter my eyes and plump my lips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just apologise to Jamie for not allowing her to have the last word on the previous thread? That would’ve been a nice way to end - sorry

I’m not going to tell you it’s ok. It’s not. I am bitterly disappointed

Even if I flutter my eyes and plump my lips?

"

Flutter your lashes elsewhere. You’re on my hit list along with the neighbour that parks in my spot and the yoghurt lady in Sainsbury’s. I don’t make the rules

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

What every one got planned for tomorrow then .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just apologise to Jamie for not allowing her to have the last word on the previous thread? That would’ve been a nice way to end - sorry

I’m not going to tell you it’s ok. It’s not. I am bitterly disappointed

Even if I flutter my eyes and plump my lips?

Flutter your lashes elsewhere. You’re on my hit list along with the neighbour that parks in my spot and the yoghurt lady in Sainsbury’s. I don’t make the rules "

Rules are meant to be broken?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Triple time tonight

³ is the magic number."

It can be very magical

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Satellite at 3.06am nice and bright. Only one though if anyone wants to go outside and look. Im gonna have a look

What direction ?

Southeast to east "

Thanks.... didn’t spot anything probably too much light pollution here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve had too much beer quite a few times.

³×³?

729"

That's Numberwang.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just apologise to Jamie for not allowing her to have the last word on the previous thread? That would’ve been a nice way to end - sorry

I’m not going to tell you it’s ok. It’s not. I am bitterly disappointed

Even if I flutter my eyes and plump my lips?

Flutter your lashes elsewhere. You’re on my hit list along with the neighbour that parks in my spot and the yoghurt lady in Sainsbury’s. I don’t make the rules "

What did the yoghurt lady do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What every one got planned for tomorrow then ."

I think I'll just chill out at home.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"What every one got planned for tomorrow then .

I think I'll just chill out at home."

Now there’s a plan !

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Satellite at 3.06am nice and bright. Only one though if anyone wants to go outside and look. Im gonna have a look

What direction ?

Southeast to east

Thanks.... didn’t spot anything probably too much light pollution here "

I didn't either. A bit disappointing. Vid on liverpool echo add from a couple of days ago is good, about 7 going over really bright and fast

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Last night watching them tonnes just luck I suppose.

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By *ark_NLMan
over a year ago

Netherlands / Merseyside


"Hello! What you up to? Working? Being curious about cocks? Asking a hard question? Playing poker? Speaking French? Having a birthday? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface "

Just woke up thinking it was just before 7am but rather 5am.

Now, I'm on here responding to this thread and being a perv.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello! What you up to? Working? Being curious about cocks? Asking a hard question? Playing poker? Speaking French? Having a birthday? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

Just woke up thinking it was just before 7am but rather 5am.

Now, I'm on here responding to this thread and being a perv."

Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Mark. It's twenty past four. Merry pervin'. Smileyface

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By *ark_NLMan
over a year ago

Netherlands / Merseyside


"Just woke up thinking it was just before 7am but rather 5am.

Now, I'm on here responding to this thread and being a perv.

Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Mark. It's twenty past four. Merry pervin'. Smileyface"

Morning Erect-Jim.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

So who’s still with me and up then ?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So who’s still with me and up then ????? "

Me!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"So who’s still with me and up then ?????

Me!"

Always

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I’ve had too much beer quite a few times.

³×³?

729

You've got a drinking problem mate. Do you want me and Jim to perform an intervention

I’m still in denial about it. "

Pleasure cruise or rowing boat?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"I’ve had too much beer quite a few times.

³×³?

729

You've got a drinking problem mate. Do you want me and Jim to perform an intervention

I’m still in denial about it.

Pleasure cruise or rowing boat? "

Made ya look Ace

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here's one I prepared earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's one I prepared earlier."

Looool see better than smart attack hahah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here's one I prepared earlier.

Looool see better than smart attack hahah!"

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

() if there's a space fill it right x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Millie, I know what you mean. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"() if there's a space fill it right x"

I like the way you think. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"() if there's a space fill it right x"

If only I could fill the space I wanted to I joke I jokeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Millie, I know what you mean. x"

Hehe x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ACE! WE'RE OVER HERE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Millie, I know what you mean. x

Hehe x"

x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I’ve had too much beer quite a few times.

³×³?

729

You've got a drinking problem mate. Do you want me and Jim to perform an intervention

I’m still in denial about it.

Pleasure cruise or rowing boat?

Made ya look Ace "

Cheeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim can I get some advice, I’m on mobile right, so I can’t do cams do people ever just cam a different way I don’t wanna put myself out there lol but I need a verification haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to that tea you were making Jim? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happened to that tea you were making Jim? X"

I've nearly finished it. x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"ACE! WE'RE OVER HERE!"

I may be ageing, but I ain't deaf ya know sunny Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happened to that tea you were making Jim? X

I've nearly finished it. x"

Sharing is daring you know x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim can I get some advice, I’m on mobile right, so I can’t do cams do people ever just cam a different way I don’t wanna put myself out there lol but I need a verification haha! "

If you spend more time on the forums. You might click with someone, that someone may want to talk with you on Skype, or another messenger service. That's probably your best bet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ACE! WE'RE OVER HERE!

I may be ageing, but I ain't deaf ya know sunny Jim "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happened to that tea you were making Jim? X

I've nearly finished it. x

Sharing is daring you know x"

I'll share with ya. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim can I get some advice, I’m on mobile right, so I can’t do cams do people ever just cam a different way I don’t wanna put myself out there lol but I need a verification haha!

If you spend more time on the forums. You might click with someone, that someone may want to talk with you on Skype, or another messenger service. That's probably your best bet."

Alright guess I’ll have to stop lurking then haha sweet lad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happened to that tea you were making Jim? X

I've nearly finished it. x

Sharing is daring you know x

I'll share with ya. x"

Thank you I'll slurp it in an inappropriate manner x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My favourite song from Oasis' 1997 album, Be Here Now.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6yzzESX8Y

Oasis - Don't Go Away (Official Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim can I get some advice, I’m on mobile right, so I can’t do cams do people ever just cam a different way I don’t wanna put myself out there lol but I need a verification haha!

If you spend more time on the forums. You might click with someone, that someone may want to talk with you on Skype, or another messenger service. That's probably your best bet.

Alright guess I’ll have to stop lurking then haha sweet lad!"

Don't be so lurky and you might get lucky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happened to that tea you were making Jim? X

I've nearly finished it. x

Sharing is daring you know x

I'll share with ya. x

Thank you I'll slurp it in an inappropriate manner x"

You dirty girl, I'm making another one. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim can I get some advice, I’m on mobile right, so I can’t do cams do people ever just cam a different way I don’t wanna put myself out there lol but I need a verification haha!

If you spend more time on the forums. You might click with someone, that someone may want to talk with you on Skype, or another messenger service. That's probably your best bet.

Maybe I’ll stop then hahah

Alright guess I’ll have to stop lurking then haha sweet lad!

Don't be so lurky and you might get lucky."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happened to that tea you were making Jim? X

I've nearly finished it. x

Sharing is daring you know x

I'll share with ya. x

Thank you I'll slurp it in an inappropriate manner x

You dirty girl, I'm making another one. x"

Haha yes Jim! That's where I like to slurp it. Great pic x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim can I get some advice, I’m on mobile right, so I can’t do cams do people ever just cam a different way I don’t wanna put myself out there lol but I need a verification haha!

If you spend more time on the forums. You might click with someone, that someone may want to talk with you on Skype, or another messenger service. That's probably your best bet.

Maybe I’ll stop then hahah

Alright guess I’ll have to stop lurking then haha sweet lad!

Don't be so lurky and you might get lucky."

Say what?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happened to that tea you were making Jim? X

I've nearly finished it. x

Sharing is daring you know x

I'll share with ya. x

Thank you I'll slurp it in an inappropriate manner x

You dirty girl, I'm making another one. x

Haha yes Jim! That's where I like to slurp it. Great pic x"

x

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Nice mug Jim...na night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Jim xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice mug Jim...na night "

Sweet dreams, Lorraine. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim xx "

Have you just woken up? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim xx

Have you just woken up? x"

I have and cant go back, big mistake when I have a sneaky look on my phone lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim xx

Have you just woken up? x

I have and cant go back, big mistake when I have a sneaky look on my phone lol"

In that case, I'll say, good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Foxy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1992 David Bowie and Iman get married in Switzerland.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can't leave you without at least one fact. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Made you look.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Made you look."

You did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Made you look.

You did "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Made you look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Obviously "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstface Rose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Firstface Rose"

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Firstface Rose

Hello!"

Hello you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Firstface Rose

Hello!

Hello you. "

Is the medication working?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obviously "

I read the instructions. Very tempted to open them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These lockdown naps I’ve been taking are a terrible idea. I can’t ever sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Firstface Rose

Hello!

Hello you.

Is the medication working?"

Horrible prickles on my chest and back have gone. You can play dot to dot on me.

Just have a stonking pain in my head won't shift at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"These lockdown naps I’ve been taking are a terrible idea. I can’t ever sleep "

I did lockdown napping yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These lockdown naps I’ve been taking are a terrible idea. I can’t ever sleep "

Lie. You woke up to get your dairy milk from your fridge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Firstface Rose

Hello!

Hello you.

Is the medication working?

Horrible prickles on my chest and back have gone. You can play dot to dot on me.

Just have a stonking pain in my head won't shift at the moment. "

Oh stonk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These lockdown naps I’ve been taking are a terrible idea. I can’t ever sleep

Lie. You woke up to get your dairy milk from your fridge!"

There’s no dairy milk anywhere. I’m trying to be good.

Maybe that’s why I can’t sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These lockdown naps I’ve been taking are a terrible idea. I can’t ever sleep

Lie. You woke up to get your dairy milk from your fridge!

There’s no dairy milk anywhere. I’m trying to be good.

Maybe that’s why I can’t sleep! "

Shall I bring one over to yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These lockdown naps I’ve been taking are a terrible idea. I can’t ever sleep

Lie. You woke up to get your dairy milk from your fridge!

There’s no dairy milk anywhere. I’m trying to be good.

Maybe that’s why I can’t sleep!

Shall I bring one over to yours? "

I’m a little doughier than I would like. Maybe when I reduce myself by 33.3% I will take you up on that

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over a year ago


"These lockdown naps I’ve been taking are a terrible idea. I can’t ever sleep

Lie. You woke up to get your dairy milk from your fridge!

There’s no dairy milk anywhere. I’m trying to be good.

Maybe that’s why I can’t sleep!

Shall I bring one over to yours?

I’m a little doughier than I would like. Maybe when I reduce myself by 33.3% I will take you up on that "

I may not be around then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These lockdown naps I’ve been taking are a terrible idea. I can’t ever sleep

Lie. You woke up to get your dairy milk from your fridge!

There’s no dairy milk anywhere. I’m trying to be good.

Maybe that’s why I can’t sleep!

Shall I bring one over to yours?

I’m a little doughier than I would like. Maybe when I reduce myself by 33.3% I will take you up on that

I may not be around then! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These lockdown naps I’ve been taking are a terrible idea. I can’t ever sleep

Lie. You woke up to get your dairy milk from your fridge!

There’s no dairy milk anywhere. I’m trying to be good.

Maybe that’s why I can’t sleep!

Shall I bring one over to yours?

I’m a little doughier than I would like. Maybe when I reduce myself by 33.3% I will take you up on that

I may not be around then!

"

I have a feeling one of the ladies on here will hijack me and never return me back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bum-p in the night.

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*arrives with popcorn*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recycling again Mr Jimn x f

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, ladies.

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"*arrives with popcorn* "

Sweet or salted?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Recycling again Mr Jimn x f"

I'm being green. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*arrives with popcorn*

Sweet or salted?"

Salted with melted butter x

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"*arrives with popcorn*

Sweet or salted?

Salted with melted butter x"

Ah ok I’ll let you off with sharing then. I’ll make pizza but that also means getting out of bed which I’ve decided isn’t happening haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recycling again Mr Jimn x f

I'm being green. x"

May I be your Miss Piggy to your Kermit the Frog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Jim has won best fab strip tease ever! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Recycling again Mr Jimn x f

I'm being green. x

May I be your Miss Piggy to your Kermit the Frog? "

Yeeeeeeeaaaah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*arrives with popcorn*

Sweet or salted?

Salted with melted butter x

Ah ok I’ll let you off with sharing then. I’ll make pizza but that also means getting out of bed which I’ve decided isn’t happening haha"

That's good, I'm not one to share food but don't mind sharing everything else x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think Jim has won best fab strip tease ever! x"

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recycling again Mr Jimn x f

I'm being green. x

May I be your Miss Piggy to your Kermit the Frog?

Yeeeeeeeaaaah!"

I'll find you halfway on the stairs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Recycling again Mr Jimn x f

I'm being green. x

May I be your Miss Piggy to your Kermit the Frog?

Yeeeeeeeaaaah!

I'll find you halfway on the stairs x "

x

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW

Jim have you got a really welsh, welsh accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim, are you welsh?!

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW

I’m making a presumption based on his profile saying he is in Wales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m making a presumption based on his profile saying he is in Wales "

I always thought he was from Shrewsbury!

Welsh Jim!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim have you got a really welsh, welsh accent "

No he hasn't

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"Jim have you got a really welsh, welsh accent

No he hasn't "

Was worth an ask

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Morning all xxx wish this lockdown would sod off, sleep pattern is completely screwed! And as an insomniac already, that’s not helping. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all xxx wish this lockdown would sod off, sleep pattern is completely screwed! And as an insomniac already, that’s not helping. lol "

I'm exactly the same *cries* x

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Morning all xxx wish this lockdown would sod off, sleep pattern is completely screwed! And as an insomniac already, that’s not helping. lol

I'm exactly the same *cries* x"

Grandkids - what did you learn when you were younger grandad?

Me - well in lockdown I learnt that amitriptaline is amazing at sending you to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim have you got a really welsh, welsh accent "

Take a look at my videos.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, are you welsh?! "

I am not a Welshman.

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Jim, are you welsh?!

I am not a Welshman."

What’s wrong with the welsh Jim? ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m making a presumption based on his profile saying he is in Wales "

Fab thinks Shrewsbury is in Wales. Shrewsbury isn't in Wales, but it's dangerously close.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all xxx wish this lockdown would sod off, sleep pattern is completely screwed! And as an insomniac already, that’s not helping. lol "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, U2. Seven weeks of lockdown and a bad sleep pattern isn't a great combination.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, are you welsh?!

I am not a Welshman.

What’s wrong with the welsh Jim? ??"

Absolutely nothing.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I knew there was something odd about you !

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Morning all xxx wish this lockdown would sod off, sleep pattern is completely screwed! And as an insomniac already, that’s not helping. lol

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, U2. Seven weeks of lockdown and a bad sleep pattern isn't a great combination."

Well, can’t really complain. Staying at home and going mad with boredom, or going out and potentially ending up dead..... pretty easy choice really lol.

Just evening tv was better.

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW

I opted for the bath. Jets on. Candles. Bloody lovely. I made a great choice. For once in my life haha

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I opted for the bath. Jets on. Candles. Bloody lovely. I made a great choice. For once in my life haha"

You have a great name for a bond girl

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"I opted for the bath. Jets on. Candles. Bloody lovely. I made a great choice. For once in my life haha

You have a great name for a bond girl "

All I need now is the body and face to go with it and I’m sorted

But yes, I love my username!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I opted for the bath. Jets on. Candles. Bloody lovely. I made a great choice. For once in my life haha

You have a great name for a bond girl

All I need now is the body and face to go with it and I’m sorted

But yes, I love my username!"

Well its tickled me this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I knew there was something odd about you !"

Me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all xxx wish this lockdown would sod off, sleep pattern is completely screwed! And as an insomniac already, that’s not helping. lol

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, U2. Seven weeks of lockdown and a bad sleep pattern isn't a great combination.

Well, can’t really complain. Staying at home and going mad with boredom, or going out and potentially ending up dead..... pretty easy choice really lol.

Just evening tv was better. "

I know which is my preferred option.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I opted for the bath. Jets on. Candles. Bloody lovely. I made a great choice. For once in my life haha"

Very nice. Scented candles?

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Morning all xxx wish this lockdown would sod off, sleep pattern is completely screwed! And as an insomniac already, that’s not helping. lol

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, U2. Seven weeks of lockdown and a bad sleep pattern isn't a great combination.

Well, can’t really complain. Staying at home and going mad with boredom, or going out and potentially ending up dead..... pretty easy choice really lol.

Just evening tv was better.

I know which is my preferred option."

Well yes, you would think it’s an obvious option for all of us. But it seems there are lots of numpties that think it’s ok to just carry on as it used to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you do the strip tease video, Jim? In my head it was going to be in a smokey jazz bar.

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"I opted for the bath. Jets on. Candles. Bloody lovely. I made a great choice. For once in my life haha

Very nice. Scented candles?"

Nah just cheap shite

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over a year ago


"I opted for the bath. Jets on. Candles. Bloody lovely. I made a great choice. For once in my life haha

Very nice. Scented candles?

Nah just cheap shite"

All candles smell the same to me. Scented or non scented. Smells like burned nose hair!

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I opted for the bath. Jets on. Candles. Bloody lovely. I made a great choice. For once in my life haha

Very nice. Scented candles?

Nah just cheap shite"

All smells the same. Just so long as it’s not lavinder. Hate that stuff.

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"I opted for the bath. Jets on. Candles. Bloody lovely. I made a great choice. For once in my life haha

Very nice. Scented candles?

Nah just cheap shite

All candles smell the same to me. Scented or non scented. Smells like burned nose hair! "

I’m just excited for the smell once I blow them out tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love scented candles not found a smell i dont like to be honest

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW

Yeah I agree they all smell the same

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW

Obligatory legs in the bath pic uploading hahaha

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Yeah I agree they all smell the same "

With you on the smell they make when you blow them out. Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obligatory legs in the bath pic uploading hahaha"

Ooh my ill have to match next time i have one... my toes are even painted!

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over a year ago


"Yeah I agree they all smell the same "

Some women are like candles. They may be warm and smell good, but they'll burn your house down if you don't give enough attention to them. Are you like that?

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"Yeah I agree they all smell the same

Some women are like candles. They may be warm and smell good, but they'll burn your house down if you don't give enough attention to them. Are you like that? "

Not quite ... but if I was you, I wouldn’t risk finding out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I agree they all smell the same

Some women are like candles. They may be warm and smell good, but they'll burn your house down if you don't give enough attention to them. Are you like that?

Not quite ... but if I was you, I wouldn’t risk finding out "

Please elaborate. Do you mean you don't smell good, or you wouldn't burn the house down or both?

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"Yeah I agree they all smell the same

Some women are like candles. They may be warm and smell good, but they'll burn your house down if you don't give enough attention to them. Are you like that?

Not quite ... but if I was you, I wouldn’t risk finding out

Please elaborate. Do you mean you don't smell good, or you wouldn't burn the house down or both? "

Again, if I was you, I wouldn’t risk finding out ... noooooooo! The house, obviously. I always smell amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I agree they all smell the same

Some women are like candles. They may be warm and smell good, but they'll burn your house down if you don't give enough attention to them. Are you like that?

Not quite ... but if I was you, I wouldn’t risk finding out

Please elaborate. Do you mean you don't smell good, or you wouldn't burn the house down or both?

Again, if I was you, I wouldn’t risk finding out ... noooooooo! The house, obviously. I always smell amazing "

I am sure you smell like f5. Quite refreshing!

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"Yeah I agree they all smell the same

Some women are like candles. They may be warm and smell good, but they'll burn your house down if you don't give enough attention to them. Are you like that?

Not quite ... but if I was you, I wouldn’t risk finding out

Please elaborate. Do you mean you don't smell good, or you wouldn't burn the house down or both?

Again, if I was you, I wouldn’t risk finding out ... noooooooo! The house, obviously. I always smell amazing

I am sure you smell like f5. Quite refreshing!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I agree they all smell the same

Some women are like candles. They may be warm and smell good, but they'll burn your house down if you don't give enough attention to them. Are you like that?

Not quite ... but if I was you, I wouldn’t risk finding out

Please elaborate. Do you mean you don't smell good, or you wouldn't burn the house down or both?

Again, if I was you, I wouldn’t risk finding out ... noooooooo! The house, obviously. I always smell amazing

I am sure you smell like f5. Quite refreshing!

"

Have you ever smelled mothballs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all xxx wish this lockdown would sod off, sleep pattern is completely screwed! And as an insomniac already, that’s not helping. lol

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, U2. Seven weeks of lockdown and a bad sleep pattern isn't a great combination.

Well, can’t really complain. Staying at home and going mad with boredom, or going out and potentially ending up dead..... pretty easy choice really lol.

Just evening tv was better.

I know which is my preferred option.

Well yes, you would think it’s an obvious option for all of us. But it seems there are lots of numpties that think it’s ok to just carry on as it used to be. "

It would seem middle aged men enjoy playing football.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning all xxx wish this lockdown would sod off, sleep pattern is completely screwed! And as an insomniac already, that’s not helping. lol

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, U2. Seven weeks of lockdown and a bad sleep pattern isn't a great combination.

Well, can’t really complain. Staying at home and going mad with boredom, or going out and potentially ending up dead..... pretty easy choice really lol.

Just evening tv was better.

I know which is my preferred option.

Well yes, you would think it’s an obvious option for all of us. But it seems there are lots of numpties that think it’s ok to just carry on as it used to be.

It would seem middle aged men enjoy playing football."

I've given that up now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all xxx wish this lockdown would sod off, sleep pattern is completely screwed! And as an insomniac already, that’s not helping. lol

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, U2. Seven weeks of lockdown and a bad sleep pattern isn't a great combination.

Well, can’t really complain. Staying at home and going mad with boredom, or going out and potentially ending up dead..... pretty easy choice really lol.

Just evening tv was better.

I know which is my preferred option.

Well yes, you would think it’s an obvious option for all of us. But it seems there are lots of numpties that think it’s ok to just carry on as it used to be.

It would seem middle aged men enjoy playing football.

I've given that up now."

Because you're too good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you do the strip tease video, Jim? In my head it was going to be in a smokey jazz bar. "

No. But I have recorded myself reading.

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over a year ago


"I opted for the bath. Jets on. Candles. Bloody lovely. I made a great choice. For once in my life haha

Very nice. Scented candles?

Nah just cheap shite

All candles smell the same to me. Scented or non scented. Smells like burned nose hair! "

I didn't know barbers burnt nose hair.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning all xxx wish this lockdown would sod off, sleep pattern is completely screwed! And as an insomniac already, that’s not helping. lol

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, U2. Seven weeks of lockdown and a bad sleep pattern isn't a great combination.

Well, can’t really complain. Staying at home and going mad with boredom, or going out and potentially ending up dead..... pretty easy choice really lol.

Just evening tv was better.

I know which is my preferred option.

Well yes, you would think it’s an obvious option for all of us. But it seems there are lots of numpties that think it’s ok to just carry on as it used to be.

It would seem middle aged men enjoy playing football.

I've given that up now.

Because you're too good?"

I could have been a world beater until beer and women corrupted me

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By *iss Penny TrationWoman
over a year ago

NW


"Did you do the strip tease video, Jim? In my head it was going to be in a smokey jazz bar.

No. But I have recorded myself reading."

That sounds well sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love scented candles not found a smell i dont like to be honest "

I like scented candles too, Plum. Fuck the scented candle haters!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Love scented candles not found a smell i dont like to be honest

I like scented candles too, Plum. Fuck the scented candle haters!"

They are good for disguising a fart!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah I agree they all smell the same

Some women are like candles. They may be warm and smell good, but they'll burn your house down if you don't give enough attention to them. Are you like that?

Not quite ... but if I was you, I wouldn’t risk finding out

Please elaborate. Do you mean you don't smell good, or you wouldn't burn the house down or both?

Again, if I was you, I wouldn’t risk finding out ... noooooooo! The house, obviously. I always smell amazing

I am sure you smell like f5. Quite refreshing!

"

I thought it was funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love scented candles not found a smell i dont like to be honest

I like scented candles too, Plum. Fuck the scented candle haters!

They are good for disguising a fart!"

You're an experienced man, PP. A man of the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you do the strip tease video, Jim? In my head it was going to be in a smokey jazz bar.

No. But I have recorded myself reading.

That sounds well sexy "

She is in her bath. I am in my shower. We should conserve water. How about me coming over to yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you do the strip tease video, Jim? In my head it was going to be in a smokey jazz bar.

No. But I have recorded myself reading.

That sounds well sexy "

I'm going to upload it now.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Sent you something to piss you off Jim

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