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Is there a nurse in the house?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got a lovely burn on my arm, hurts like hell. anyone want administer some first aid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the first question is how did ya burn your arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tea tree oil, works wonders :0)

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Hold under cold running water for 10 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

It either can't be that bad or hes gone off to hospital cos hes not online anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It either can't be that bad or hes gone off to hospital cos hes not online anymore "

Or perhaps he's gone into shock through blood/plasma loss and collapsed

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"It either can't be that bad or hes gone off to hospital cos hes not online anymore

Or perhaps he's gone into shock through blood/plasma loss and collapsed "

Quick someone get round there and replace the fluids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It either can't be that bad or hes gone off to hospital cos hes not online anymore

Or perhaps he's gone into shock through blood/plasma loss and collapsed

Quick someone get round there and replace the fluids"

It will have to be a guy for that

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ok who's offering............anyone?

A mans life could be at stake here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok who's offering............anyone?

A mans life could be at stake here! "

As it would require a fluid injection I think I may just sit back and see how he gets on

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

You need an aloe vera plant on your kitchen/bathrrom window sill.

Break off a bit and rub pur aloe vera oil onto the burn after cooling with cold water in the shower first of course.

First thing to do is reduce the heat as the skin will keep burning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Steam pipes are hot, and shouldn't be leant on. and if you hear of a murder up here, it'll be the plumber who took the lagging off

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"Steam pipes are hot, and shouldn't be leant on. and if you hear of a murder up here, it'll be the plumber who took the lagging off "

Offers to snap off my aloe vera plant for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Steam pipes are hot, and shouldn't be leant on. and if you hear of a murder up here, it'll be the plumber who took the lagging off

Offers to snap off my aloe vera plant for you "
Best offer i've had all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hold head under cold running water for 10 mins"

Failing that put the arm under it, either way the pain will stop lol...

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By *xstephbxxCouple
over a year ago

hyde

this wanst you was it ??.. type in glassass dot com ???

PLEASE REMOVE ALL CHILDREN FORM ROOM AND TURN UP VOLUME !!

ARGHHHHHHHHHH

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Hold head under cold running water for 10 mins

Failing that put the arm under it, either way the pain will stop lol... "

Oi you bugger!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And that from someone who hasn't figured out how to turn the tap on and wash the soap off yet.

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Oo-er, Arcy has had trouble with his plumbing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a lovely burn on my arm, hurts like hell. anyone want administer some first aid?"

Egg white over the burn will help hun, seals it.

And then some brow soothing for the shock with mouth to mouth

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Arclight the human Omelette...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet he likes bieng scrambled

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've got a lovely burn on my arm, hurts like hell. anyone want administer some first aid?

Egg white over the burn will help hun, seals it.

And then some brow soothing for the shock with mouth to mouth "
he aint making meringues is he ???

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Arclights can be white and frothy, but you wouldn't want to try browning it in an oven....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Arclights can be white and frothy, but you wouldn't want to try browning it in an oven.... "
why??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He loves a good yolking, you can see it in his eyes

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"He loves a good yolking, you can see it in his eyes "
oh he does ??? wheres my rope ?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amputation of the offending limb might help.

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Wouldn't Veet have been easier?

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm glad I lost track of this thread last night. There's some vicious buggers on here

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