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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why have you? Suddenly got your cock out?

Using it as a sundial?

Fellow fabbers, what novel uses could you come up with for it?

The more bizzare/inventive/unique the better?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s only out for another 35 mins then it’s back in its cage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s only out for another 35 mins then it’s back in its cage "

It's ok, noone wants to play with me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tooth pick

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Oh nice. I approve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolling pin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reckon it would make a decent Karaoke microphone

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I could use it as a place to store a couple of Polo Mints

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Reckon it would make a decent Karaoke microphone"

Would you sing into for me?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"It’s only out for another 35 mins then it’s back in its cage "

Shame that...it's a bit like putting baby in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s only out for another 35 mins then it’s back in its cage

It's ok, noone wants to play with me anyway "

tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reckon it would make a decent Karaoke microphone

Would you sing into for me? "

I’ll certainly get a tune out of it

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I do like a good vein showing on a straight cock, well done

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I thought he was teasing me with it the big flirt

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

My gin & tonic could do with a good stir, have ran out of straws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is willy out Wednesday

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A stalagmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would. Looks like my dildo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A flagpole, its St Georges Day tmrw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rod puppet

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Reckon it would make a decent Karaoke microphone"

Anyone fancy a game of horseshoes.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Storage for a dozen ring donuts.

A

*ok 8

*6

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A cock isn’t just for lockdown you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey it's picture perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A cock isn’t just for lockdown you know "

Ooh I might have it for Christmas! Dip it in chocolate, wrap in foil and call it Santa, he brings his own sack and empties it here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cock isn’t just for lockdown you know

Ooh I might have it for Christmas! Dip it in chocolate, wrap in foil and call it Santa, he brings his own sack and empties it here! "

be careful.

could be mr hanky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s only out for another 35 mins then it’s back in its cage

It's ok, noone wants to play with me anyway "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Let's be honest, as dicks go, it's a mighty fine example. I say St George should stay on full display, Mr M

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Let's be honest, as dicks go, it's a mighty fine example. I say St George should stay on full display, Mr M "

I’ll get him a little flag to wear for the occasion

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Throw a blanket over it and make a den?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we put a blonde wig on it it could be president of the USA

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let's be honest, as dicks go, it's a mighty fine example. I say St George should stay on full display, Mr M

I’ll get him a little flag to wear for the occasion "

Leave it a week and decorate as a Maypole?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Storage for a dozen ring donuts.

A

*ok 8

*6 "

Or the new Yumnuts

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Well I don't often say this but that's a beautiful specimen of a cock. Thick, straight and a vein

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

With a cock and body like that, I don’t mind being sent a cock pic!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Let's be honest, as dicks go, it's a mighty fine example. I say St George should stay on full display, Mr M

I’ll get him a little flag to wear for the occasion "

Oh you should, maybe a celebratory little hat too?! It's a damn nice looking dick you have there, for definite

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’m quite impressed.

I actually commented about it in another thread and then saw this one.

That’s a good looking penis

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"Why have you? Suddenly got your cock out?

Using it as a sundial?

Fellow fabbers, what novel uses could you come up with for it?

The more bizzare/inventive/unique the better? "

Tomorrow challenge I’d say

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I would use it to tickle my ovaries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bookmark.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"It’s only out for another 35 mins then it’s back in its cage "

Glad I caught it. Handsome cannon, fella.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"If we put a blonde wig on it it could be president of the USA "

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