FabSwingers.com forum: We’re doomed!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Because things are tough for some of us all right now, I’m trying to be as unserious as possible.

So, what are the biggest threats facing our modern world?

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Moths

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Pickled goblin penis

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By *edro50Man
over a year ago

enniskillen

Daleks!!!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Penguin Zombies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moths

I have a phobia of tiger moths so definitely in agreement with this! They’re going to take over the world some day! x Viv x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Moths

I have a phobia of tiger moths so definitely in agreement with this! They’re going to take over the world some day! x Viv x"

Ah cool. I quite like tiger moths, even though they are just a biplane trainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car washes being replaced by slutty glitter slugs

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Fake profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penguin Zombies

Teamed up with Zombie Rabbits!! The python lot were right! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angry seagulls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Bitch Carol Baskin

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

K-pop and pickled pickles

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By *rouble1998Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"That Bitch Carol Baskin "

Yes! Hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper straws

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By *uriousKinksterMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

"That Bitch Carol Baskin "

I feel like this is a prime contendor for Cards Against Humanity's Christmas release

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Badly applied makeup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monobrows taking over like Day of the Tryphids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Badly applied makeup. "

Nooooo!! That can not be allowed to happen! We must all act without haste and stop this travesty from carrying on. There’s been a lockdown, there’s no excuse for it anymore- tutorials!! xx

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Massive hairy foofs..........

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Horny men with blue ball's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horny men with blue ball's!"

We will be worse than armageddon itself

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Marmite..!!!!

Evil stuff.

It’s behind all of this.. Mark my words..!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've grown a hymen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad shoes/footwear! When you see people and they’re clothing looks nice, they’ve made an effort with their hair etc, and then you see the footwear

Stilettos that need re-heeling, scuffs to brogues, dirty trainers, the list goes on. There’s no need! How can we exist as a society when this continues to happen? How can they not notice, when they’re likely to have looked down at their feet before putting them on?

That and moles! They’re up to something, destabilising the very earth we live on, with their underground tunnels and their covert night time operations! Don’t trust Wind in the Willows- they’re ruthless! xx

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

grumpy greta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F####n midges

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Spiders, if my back garden is anything to go by this afternoon. The one penny piece sized ones that run like the wind and act all nonchalant when they know you’ve spotted them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The birds! They are starting by waking us up at stupid o'clock, then when we are all tired they will take over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kangaroos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kangaroos.

You know they hide their weapons in those pouches! Skilled in gorilla warfare...that’s right- gorilla! Not guerilla, but actual gorillas who have been raising, and training, an army of animals, across the continents, in tactical warfare, to take over the world- kangaroos included! xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"kangaroos.

What did he say Skippy?

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Steampunks

(people who wear strange clothes and invent weird and wonderful weapons)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Badly applied makeup.

Nooooo!! That can not be allowed to happen! We must all act without haste and stop this travesty from carrying on. There’s been a lockdown, there’s no excuse for it anymore- tutorials!! xx"

Robert Welsh to the rescue!

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Gary Barlow

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

If I ever squirt again they'll be a risk of flooding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who now produce rainbow spunk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ant and dec

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Squirrels.

You wait. Once all the parks and open spaces are back open you'll see that they number in the billions.

They'll be ripping the faces off people with their teeth and claws and removing the nuts from men to hoard in tree houses.

You heard it here first.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Everyone seems to have forgotten about the chemicals they are putting in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Everyone seems to have forgotten about the chemicals they are putting in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay"

Dihydrogen monoxide!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Gay Tadpoles

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Everyone seems to have forgotten about the chemicals they are putting in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay

Dihydrogen monoxide!

That's what those 5g towers give off......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kangaroos pass on drug from its pouch to the koala.

the koala climbs the tree and passes the drugs to the hawk.

the hawk then drops the drugs in mid-air to the gorilla mountains.

then the gorilla picks up the drugs and runs like a rugby player through the jungle to the crocodile.

the crocodile then takes the drugs and goes underwater till he reaches the beach.

then at the beach an army of ants take the drugs and carries them to treatment works.

then a dog finds the drugs and takes them to the cat.

the cat then opens the drugs and pours them into the water supply.

then women get shit loads of dick pics.

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By *aybr3Man
over a year ago

London

Vergins in their 40's

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Everyone seems to have forgotten about the chemicals they are putting in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay

Dihydrogen monoxide!

That's what those 5g towers give off......

Someone tweeted that they work in 5g and hadn't noticed he'd accidentally switched settings from make everyone gay to give corona

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Emus. Scary motherfuckers. Won a battle against the Australian army.

(Although if it'd been cassowaries it would have been much worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Emus. Scary motherfuckers. Won a battle against the Australian army.

(Although if it'd been cassowaries it would have been much worse

He terrored Rod Hull for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new shortage of barbers and hairdressers

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Marmite filled doughnuts

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Everyone seems to have forgotten about the chemicals they are putting in the water that turn the friggin frogs gay

Dihydrogen monoxide!

That's what those 5g towers give off......

Someone tweeted that they work in 5g and hadn't noticed he'd accidentally switched settings from make everyone gay to give corona"

And this is why you always put red tape over certain switches when operating doomsday devices and planning global domination.

Frigging amateurs......

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Phone and/or internet network going down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for these. I’ll be compiling a list based on this thread to produce to the government when I argue why lockdown should be ended early.

I think there are some pretty serious threats we’re facing that we need to prioritise.

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Forum trolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crab people

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Mutant Bad Attitude Poodles from Mars...be afraid, be very afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toe nail cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mutant Bad Attitude Poodles from Mars...be afraid, be very afraid

Do you mean men? Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. If you mean men, I agree they’re a HUGE threat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phone and/or internet network going down."

Sorry I didn’t reply to this, my WiFi was down. Agreed though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread

I’ll do you one better, women with hairy nipples for eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Emus. Scary motherfuckers. Won a battle against the Australian army.

(Although if it'd been cassowaries it would have been much worse

Can they swim?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Mutant Bad Attitude Poodles from Mars...be afraid, be very afraid

Do you mean men? Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. If you mean men, I agree they’re a HUGE threat

No, I mean poodles. I love men

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Fake tan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mutant Bad Attitude Poodles from Mars...be afraid, be very afraid

Do you mean men? Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. If you mean men, I agree they’re a HUGE threat

No, I mean poodles. I love men

That’s how they get you. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Bitch Carol Baskin "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fake tan"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gail Platt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gail Platt"

Her immortality scares me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gail Platt

Her immortality scares me "

She has always just had a weird look about her, it’s timeless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doughnut shortages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gail Platt

Her immortality scares me

She has always just had a weird look about her, it’s timeless"

I agree, a huge threat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doughnut shortages "

We’ve got marmite ones according to a poster above

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Coffee shops open

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You "

Wooo woooo! Winner winner, quorn chicken dinner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee shops open "

Small local ones are taking the custom of hipsters away from pret ::::: ((((((((

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Mysogynists apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mysogynists apparently.

Only accepting wrong answers x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Greggs go bust

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Greggs go bust "

I think we may all sausage bean and cheese MELT if this happened

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

That people in the passed were right .. the earth is flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reincarnation of Hitler

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

We are all doomed if my ex rules the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because things are tough for some of us all right now, I’m trying to be as unserious as possible.

So, what are the biggest threats facing our modern world?

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE! "

Great comedy line from dad's army

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Zombie transvestites....

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Gemma collins runs for pm

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Stocking shortage, some say it's not essential shopping but I will happily argue the point !!

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

Katie price’s minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gail Platt

Her immortality scares me

She has always just had a weird look about her, it’s timeless

I agree, a huge threat"

Awful isn’t she,

Also spawned David Platt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gemma collins runs for pm"

She’s claustrophobic, Darren!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stocking shortage, some say it's not essential shopping but I will happily argue the point !! "

This might be the scariest one I’ve read

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gail Platt

Her immortality scares me

She has always just had a weird look about her, it’s timeless

I agree, a huge threat

Awful isn’t she,

Also spawned David Platt

Aka, Satan incarnate

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Gemma collins runs for pm

She’s claustrophobic, Darren!!!!!!"

Gemma Collins runs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boredom pandemic

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By *ings66Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Birds to be given ASBO for making to much noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gail Platt

Her immortality scares me

She has always just had a weird look about her, it’s timeless

I agree, a huge threat

Awful isn’t she,

Also spawned David Platt

Aka, Satan incarnate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite..!!!!

Evil stuff.

It’s behind all of this.. Mark my words..!!!"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gemma collins runs for pm

She’s claustrophobic, Darren!!!!!!

Gemma Collins runs?

They don’t get it, she’s claustrophobic!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stocking shortage, some say it's not essential shopping but I will happily argue the point !! "

I’m lucky, have a box of vintage ones in my shed, plus gas masks, uv body paints, and wedding dresses (amongst other things)...I’ll be prepared for any threat (and look fabulous doing it, haha) x Viv x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boredom pandemic "

Wake up! We’re in one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Birds to be given ASBO for making to much noise "

Silence of the birds, great film

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stocking shortage, some say it's not essential shopping but I will happily argue the point !!

Someone’s prepared for the apocalypse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The closing of pubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stocking shortage, some say it's not essential shopping but I will happily argue the point !!

Someone’s prepared for the apocalypse.

Always best to be prepared! And people have mocked my eclectic stock in the shed. In the end it will be models and photographers who survive the apocalypse (hoarders too!) Haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco one way system

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The closing of pubs

Go to the living room, have a pint and wait for this to blow over

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"Stocking shortage, some say it's not essential shopping but I will happily argue the point !!

Someone’s prepared for the apocalypse.

Always best to be prepared! And people have mocked my eclectic stock in the shed. In the end it will be models and photographers who survive the apocalypse (hoarders too!) Haha xx"

Wish I had filled my shed with kinky stuff and not wellys and lawnmowers , can I borrow a wedding dress ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stocking shortage, some say it's not essential shopping but I will happily argue the point !!

Someone’s prepared for the apocalypse.

Always best to be prepared! And people have mocked my eclectic stock in the shed. In the end it will be models and photographers who survive the apocalypse (hoarders too!) Haha xx

Wish I had filled my shed with kinky stuff and not wellys and lawnmowers , can I borrow a wedding dress ? "

Haha, sure, when the apocalypse comes I can kit a survival gang out in any type of outfit. Have a little shed for the practical stuff, no wellies though- newrocks for everything, haha xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another pointless answer you could have had was ‘Fake news’

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