FabSwingers.com forum: Apologising in advance

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

Hello horny pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its just because your bladder was pushed against your prostate.

You'll be fine once you had a wee

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oh dear.

You need to meditate at the nearest opportunity.

Take you mind off to a happy place and find your inner peace.

Failing that - have a wank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear.

You need to meditate at the nearest opportunity.

Take you mind off to a happy place and find your inner peace.

Failing that - have a wank. "

Dude I'm a work so cant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its just because your bladder was pushed against your prostate.

You'll be fine once you had a wee

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thanks for the advice sadly that has not helped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failing that - have a wank. "

Explain it to the kids, they'll be fine about it

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

You do realise it gets worse as they get older

Its just getting that peaeful time on your own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Failing that - have a wank.

Explain it to the kids, they'll be fine about it"

That is so wrong to even suggest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore it, distract yourself and have a wank when you go to bed tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ignore it, distract yourself and have a wank when you go to bed tonight"

I'm trying to sparkles but I think today will be a difficult one lol I should have stayed off fab all you sexy ladies are giving me a complex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ignore it, distract yourself and have a wank when you go to bed tonight

I'm trying to sparkles but I think today will be a difficult one lol I should have stayed off fab all you sexy ladies are giving me a complex lol

That's the problem right there, your perving instead if working

I'm guilty too, keep getting distracted by bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Ignore it, distract yourself and have a wank when you go to bed tonight

I'm trying to sparkles but I think today will be a difficult one lol I should have stayed off fab all you sexy ladies are giving me a complex lol

That's the problem right there, your perving instead if working

I'm guilty too, keep getting distracted by bums"
ah but some bums are rather yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ignore it, distract yourself and have a wank when you go to bed tonight

I'm trying to sparkles but I think today will be a difficult one lol I should have stayed off fab all you sexy ladies are giving me a complex lol

That's the problem right there, your perving instead if working

I'm guilty too, keep getting distracted by bums"

Well yes this is true and as you well know your bum is a distraction at the best of times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

Oh come on I think I would pass out if you did I'm at work so couldnt even sort myself out I'd you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

He's seen all mine haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ignore it, distract yourself and have a wank when you go to bed tonight

I'm trying to sparkles but I think today will be a difficult one lol I should have stayed off fab all you sexy ladies are giving me a complex lol

That's the problem right there, your perving instead if working

I'm guilty too, keep getting distracted by bumsah but some bums are rather yummy

Yes they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ignore it, distract yourself and have a wank when you go to bed tonight

I'm trying to sparkles but I think today will be a difficult one lol I should have stayed off fab all you sexy ladies are giving me a complex lol

That's the problem right there, your perving instead if working

I'm guilty too, keep getting distracted by bums

Well yes this is true and as you well know your bum is a distraction at the best of times

Sorry

shall I put it away?

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No apologies needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ignore it, distract yourself and have a wank when you go to bed tonight

I'm trying to sparkles but I think today will be a difficult one lol I should have stayed off fab all you sexy ladies are giving me a complex lol

That's the problem right there, your perving instead if working

I'm guilty too, keep getting distracted by bums

Well yes this is true and as you well know your bum is a distraction at the best of times

Sorry

shall I put it away? "

Never put that ass away I will suffer it lol

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

Feel your pain - we’re learning to have very discreet / quiet sex and putting my hand over her mouth when she comes , it’s quite kinky

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Is that a spanner in you pocket?

Look forward to a long one later, treat yourself, use some oil.

Sorry if that has not help ease the current situation

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't apologise its normal. I'm always horny due to the lockdown and i should stay off fab but then i think that would make it worse, i'd get withdrawal symptoms haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

Feel your pain - we’re learning to have very discreet / quiet sex and putting my hand over her mouth when she comes , it’s quite kinky "
at least you guys can have sex us singletons dont have that joy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that a spanner in you pocket?

Look forward to a long one later, treat yourself, use some oil.

Sorry if that has not help ease the current situation

Jo x

I dont think it would be a long one the way I'm feeling lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Just grab the pillow and be done

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ohh dear shall I get my mask out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Follow your heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Testarossa your cruel to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out

Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Oh dear but on the plus side you will be letting your cheeky horny side loose today so silver linings and all that . Could be interesting to see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh dear but on the plus side you will be letting your cheeky horny side loose today so silver linings and all that . Could be interesting to see

Stop it you you just want me to give you a dam good seeing to

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out

Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol"

I don’t know how I can help you then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out

Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol

I don’t know how I can help you then

I can think of plenty of ways but that fecking irish sea is in the way

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out

Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol

I don’t know how I can help you then

Send him a personal video.

That will take him over the edge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out

Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol

I don’t know how I can help you then

Send him a personal video.

That will take him over the edge.

I cant watch videos but dont put ideas into their heads normally I'd say you was being a good.wing man saying that but today I think it would hurt me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out

Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol

I don’t know how I can help you then

Send him a personal video.

That will take him over the edge.

I cant watch videos but dont put ideas into their heads normally I'd say you was being a good.wing man saying that but today I think it would hurt me

Just put them in the wank bank. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

It's already started and it's not helping me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

I think you should.

(and his wingman)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out

Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol

I don’t know how I can help you then

Send him a personal video.

That will take him over the edge.

I cant watch videos but dont put ideas into their heads normally I'd say you was being a good.wing man saying that but today I think it would hurt me

Just put them in the wank bank. Lol"

One thing I never do is save peoples pictures they send to me that's not on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

It's already started and it's not helping me

Hahaha! Inadvertently played a blinder there!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

It's already started and it's not helping me

Hahaha! Inadvertently played a blinder there!!

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your a fecking tease young ladie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s a horn?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s a horn?"

Come see me and bend over queenie and I'll show you just brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s a horn?

Come see me and bend over queenie and I'll show you just brace yourself"

Can’t see you if I’m bending over

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out

Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol

I don’t know how I can help you then

Send him a personal video.

That will take him over the edge.

I cant watch videos but dont put ideas into their heads normally I'd say you was being a good.wing man saying that but today I think it would hurt me

There are some really good vids on here you gotta see them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s a horn?

Come see me and bend over queenie and I'll show you just brace yourself

Can’t see you if I’m bending over"

You wont need to see it you will feel it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s a horn?

Come see me and bend over queenie and I'll show you just brace yourself

Can’t see you if I’m bending over

You wont need to see it you will feel it....

But I don’t know what it is

Can you explain it to me please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh dear shall I get my mask out

Please dont that wont help today I have a permanent semi and it wont go down.lol

I don’t know how I can help you then

Send him a personal video.

That will take him over the edge.

I cant watch videos but dont put ideas into their heads normally I'd say you was being a good.wing man saying that but today I think it would hurt me

There are some really good vids on here you gotta see them

I'm not a site supporter busty so I cant and today for once that's probably a good thing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

I think you should.

(and his wingman) "

Lol what's his is yours!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

I think you should.

(and his wingman)

Lol what's his is yours!!

I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s a horn?

Come see me and bend over queenie and I'll show you just brace yourself

Can’t see you if I’m bending over

You wont need to see it you will feel it....

But I don’t know what it is

Can you explain it to me please?"

Well I know your fishing queenie but I'll play along. So basically I'm horny as fuck today I may day things that for me are more crude and rude for me so in short if I did have you bent over in front of me I'd fuck you into next week lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

I think you should.

(and his wingman)

Lol what's his is yours!!

I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.

Is that like taste testing mate

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm just worried about your health mate.

I need to make sure the pics are of a suitable standard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

I think you should.

(and his wingman)

Lol what's his is yours!!

I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.

That is soo true, he is so lucky to have such a good friend helping him through in such hard times

you must both have a rock solid friendship which is lovely, none of this let's suck it n see malarkey, or just bobbing in or out when it suits,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

Well there is always the wank in the van option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

I think you should.

(and his wingman)

Lol what's his is yours!!

I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.

Is that like taste testing mate

Mmmmm taste testing, well I taste Warm, Creamy n Sweet with a little hint of Strawberries, that's what I tasted like this morning

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

I think you should.

(and his wingman)

Lol what's his is yours!!

I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.

That is soo true, he is so lucky to have such a good friend helping him through in such hard times

you must both have a rock solid friendship which is lovely, none of this let's suck it n see malarkey, or just bobbing in or out when it suits,

Chunky is a true gent on this site I'm just glad you ladies havnt all sent in pictures I coulsnt handle it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

I think you should.

(and his wingman)

Lol what's his is yours!!

I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.

That is soo true, he is so lucky to have such a good friend helping him through in such hard times

you must both have a rock solid friendship which is lovely, none of this let's suck it n see malarkey, or just bobbing in or out when it suits,

We've discussed having a dual membership where we can have a lady join us some MFM fun.

Satisfaction guaranteed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

Well there is always the wank in the van option

You hoping in my van again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

I think you should.

(and his wingman)

Lol what's his is yours!!

I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.

Is that like taste testing mate

Mmmmm taste testing, well I taste Warm, Creamy n Sweet with a little hint of Strawberries, that's what I tasted like this morning

Let's have a lick

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

I think you should.

(and his wingman)

Lol what's his is yours!!

I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.

Is that like taste testing mate

Mmmmm taste testing, well I taste Warm, Creamy n Sweet with a little hint of Strawberries, that's what I tasted like this morning

Taxi to Chesterfield please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

I think you should.

(and his wingman)

Lol what's his is yours!!

I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.

Is that like taste testing mate

Mmmmm taste testing, well I taste Warm, Creamy n Sweet with a little hint of Strawberries, that's what I tasted like this morning

This suddenly got my attention.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

Tell you what why bother watching just get naked and join in but I get first dibs on your throat if I recalled right I owe you some practice sessions

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

We'd rather you be in between us.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

How’s that horn going now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

Tell you what why bother watching just get naked and join in but I get first dibs on your throat if I recalled right I owe you some practice sessions

Damn my throats my hotspot

Id be putty in your hands lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How’s that horn going now

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its not going busty thats the problem xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

We'd rather you be in between us.

Can you boys both handle me? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

Tell you what why bother watching just get naked and join in but I get first dibs on your throat if I recalled right I owe you some practice sessions

Damn my throats my hotspot

Id be putty in your hands lol"

Oh I like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

We'd rather you be in between us.

Can you boys both handle me? Lol

Handle you we would rock your world once you have fat you dont go back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

Tell you what why bother watching just get naked and join in but I get first dibs on your throat if I recalled right I owe you some practice sessions

What about me,

can I join in too

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

I know the feeling. Got a new puppy a week ago and now get about half the time in bed that I used to. Definitely no time for a wand and porn session.

When Lockdown ends I doubt the poor guy I meet first will make it out alive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we all send the OP rudevpics now to wind him up!!

I think this is a very good idea

Shall we lol

I think you should.

(and his wingman)

Lol what's his is yours!!

I have to make sure the pics are suitable for him - that's what mates are for.

Is that like taste testing mate

Mmmmm taste testing, well I taste Warm, Creamy n Sweet with a little hint of Strawberries, that's what I tasted like this morning

This suddenly got my attention. "

I take it you like Strawberries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

Tell you what why bother watching just get naked and join in but I get first dibs on your throat if I recalled right I owe you some practice sessions

What about me,

can I join in too"

Bring those sexy lips of yours over here and wrap them around my cock

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

We'd rather you be in between us.

Can you boys both handle me? Lol

Are you asking us or telling us?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

I know the feeling. Got a new puppy a week ago and now get about half the time in bed that I used to. Definitely no time for a wand and porn session.

When Lockdown ends I doubt the poor guy I meet first will make it out alive!

I'll lay myself down for you to go to town on

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

Tell you what why bother watching just get naked and join in but I get first dibs on your throat if I recalled right I owe you some practice sessions

What about me,

can I join in too"

Now its a MFFM. that's even more fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody over steps the mark and gets put on the naughty step now and then.

Im no different and I'm scum

Tomorrow is another day

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

I know the feeling. Got a new puppy a week ago and now get about half the time in bed that I used to. Definitely no time for a wand and porn session.

When Lockdown ends I doubt the poor guy I meet first will make it out alive!

I'll lay myself down for you to go to town on

You, sir, are a true hero!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

I know the feeling. Got a new puppy a week ago and now get about half the time in bed that I used to. Definitely no time for a wand and porn session.

When Lockdown ends I doubt the poor guy I meet first will make it out alive!

I'll lay myself down for you to go to town on

You, sir, are a true hero!

And whilst you're sat on top of him I'll just come up behind you for a DP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

I know the feeling. Got a new puppy a week ago and now get about half the time in bed that I used to. Definitely no time for a wand and porn session.

When Lockdown ends I doubt the poor guy I meet first will make it out alive!

I'll lay myself down for you to go to town on

You, sir, are a true hero!

I like to think of myself as the man who will lay his life down for a woman's sexual gratification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New pic going up now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New pic going up now

I shall keep my eyes peeled sparkles and if you get bored come take a seat on my face with that as of yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If all else fails I'll be happy to survive today

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"If all else fails I'll be happy to survive today"

Drama queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If all else fails I'll be happy to survive today

Drama queen

Well its partly your fault busty

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"If all else fails I'll be happy to survive today

Drama queen

Well its partly your fault busty"

I have done nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

Feel your pain - we’re learning to have very discreet / quiet sex and putting my hand over her mouth when she comes , it’s quite kinky "

Stealth sex

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If all else fails I'll be happy to survive today

Drama queen

Well its partly your fault busty

I have done nothing

That's the problem lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blame busty.

I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

Well there is always the wank in the van option

You hoping in my van again

I know you would like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

Well there is always the wank in the van option

You hoping in my van again

I know you would like that

With your grip yes I would xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

I literally chatted with you this morning. Shocked you didn't finish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm Apologising in advance today if I come across crude or dirtier than normal.

I woke up with a major horn this morning and didnt have a chance to short it out before children invaded my room wanting breakfast.

So today I have the worse horn I've had in a very long time. So sorry in advance people

I literally chatted with you this morning. Shocked you didn't finish

I'm.at work and cant

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Blame busty.

I would

Me never

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blame busty.

I would

Me never

Yes you busty. Your no help for my horn at all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've told you on many occasions it really is worth becoming a site supporter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've told you on many occasions it really is worth becoming a site supporter

U just want me to do a video of me doing weights I know your game

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Blame busty.

I would

Me never

Yes you busty. Your no help for my horn at all x

Will I put my Mickey t shirt on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blame busty.

I would

Me never

Yes you busty. Your no help for my horn at all x

Will I put my Mickey t shirt on "

Well hot dog hot dog hot digady dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've told you on many occasions it really is worth becoming a site supporter

U just want me to do a video of me doing weights I know your game

Swoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

We'd rather you be in between us.

Can you boys both handle me? Lol

Handle you we would rock your world once you have fat you dont go back

not fat, stocky and well built sounds better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

We'd rather you be in between us.

Can you boys both handle me? Lol

Are you asking us or telling us?? Lol

Telling lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

We'd rather you be in between us.

Can you boys both handle me? Lol

Handle you we would rock your world once you have fat you dont go back

not fat, stocky and well built sounds better lol

"
how about big muscular hairy beasts

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Blame busty.

I would

Me never

Yes you busty. Your no help for my horn at all x

Will I put my Mickey t shirt on

Well hot dog hot dog hot digady dog"

Surely singing that has turned you off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blame busty.

I would

Me never

Yes you busty. Your no help for my horn at all x

Will I put my Mickey t shirt on

Well hot dog hot dog hot digady dog

Surely singing that has turned you off

No I was imagining you doing the dance while singing it in just your underwear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll tell you who isnt to blame for me being fucking stupidly horny.........

Carol basking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

We'd rather you be in between us.

Can you boys both handle me? Lol

Handle you we would rock your world once you have fat you dont go back

not fat, stocky and well built sounds better lol

how about big muscular hairy beasts

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

We'd rather you be in between us.

Can you boys both handle me? Lol

Handle you we would rock your world once you have fat you dont go back

not fat, stocky and well built sounds better lol

how about big muscular hairy beasts

Perfect

"
awww

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

We'd rather you be in between us.

Can you boys both handle me? Lol

Handle you we would rock your world once you have fat you dont go back

not fat, stocky and well built sounds better lol

how about big muscular hairy beasts

Perfect

awww"

Well. I'm fat, so does that count me out??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WD and CG you both have amazing chemistry. Can I watch

We'd rather you be in between us.

Can you boys both handle me? Lol

Handle you we would rock your world once you have fat you dont go back

not fat, stocky and well built sounds better lol

how about big muscular hairy beasts

Perfect

awww

Well. I'm fat, so does that count me out??

Arrggg Chunkygent, you ooozzzzeeee personality, n your fun, n cuddly, perfect big spoon, that puts you high up on the list xx

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