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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just been reminded about this MN classic thread and like most things, it's the comments that do it even more than the original post.

Yes, that really is the title

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Can you give us the gist of what’s written?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you give us the gist of what’s written? "

The op is

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a context to this or was she just out of digestives?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

My ex went on mums net and they're certainly not shy

Anal sex, three sums they talk about it all and there were some other brilliant titles I can't remember now.

Search mums net best sex titles topics and they're on the net

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Some of the repson6are classic'

"I don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?

That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.

You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink."

A

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Is there a context to this or was she just out of digestives? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a context to this or was she just out of digestives? "

Haha! I think Mumsnet is often its own context

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you give us the gist of what’s written?

The op is

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?"

Thank you PoF.

I was so focussed on not posting a link, I forgot to copy and paste the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf... Why wouldn't she just suck it clean ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the repson6are classic'

"I don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?

That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.

You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink."

A"

Omgggg

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Wtf... Why wouldn't she just suck it clean ? "

I'm with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wtf... Why wouldn't she just suck it clean ?

I'm with you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wtf... Why wouldn't she just suck it clean ? "

Oh my god marry me right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the repson6are classic'

"I don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?

That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.

You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink."

A"

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Ah the Penis Beaker, a classic.

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

wouldn't that burn dipping in a cup of tea coffee hot chocolate

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Just wipe it in the curtains

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Wtf... Why wouldn't she just suck it clean ? "

Anal sex ?

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I am an avid reader of MN, and rememberthe beaker episode well...

Fab gets mentioned quite a few times, mostly on infidelity threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am an avid reader of MN, and rememberthe beaker episode well...

Fab gets mentioned quite a few times, mostly on infidelity threads. "

I’ve seen a few of those threads on twitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if there is ever a loo roll shortage, get the Penis beaker out people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah the Penis Beaker, a classic."

I remember absolutely howling at that. There was one comment about having an acid fanjo that pretty much finished me off

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The legend of The Penis Beaker! Thanks for the reminder I'll be chuckling about this all day.

Mumsnet madness is worth a follow on Twitter for more craziness like this

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Suck it clean (unless anal - that's a bathroom jobbo). Keep tissues on the bedside for the drippage from my pussy and go to the loo after a bit of a cuddle, usually. That's it. No beakers needed

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Go to sleep with it still in there

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Ah the Penis Beaker, a classic.

I remember absolutely howling at that. There was one comment about having an acid fanjo that pretty much finished me off

P"

Look up. ??

A

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Wtf... Why wouldn't she just suck it clean ? "
this and in answer to the op on there.. yes I would probably fall asleep all messy. I find a towel or some wipes if really needed work okay. But in a relationship I'd probably cuddle up.. and either start again or they would fall asleep and I'd wait for the morning..then go shower etc

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Wtf... Why wouldn't she just suck it clean ? this and in answer to the op on there.. yes I would probably fall asleep all messy. I find a towel or some wipes if really needed work okay. But in a relationship I'd probably cuddle up.. and either start again or they would fall asleep and I'd wait for the morning..then go shower etc "

Keeper

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Another great response.......

"I'm going to be suspicious of my mum going up to bed with a glass of water now."

A

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

What's wrong with her licking it clean?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'd forgotten all about Mumsnet!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"Another great response.......

"I'm going to be suspicious of my mum going up to bed with a glass of water now."

A"
hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another great response.......

"I'm going to be suspicious of my mum going up to bed with a glass of water now."

A"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wtf... Why wouldn't she just suck it clean ? this and in answer to the op on there.. yes I would probably fall asleep all messy. I find a towel or some wipes if really needed work okay. But in a relationship I'd probably cuddle up.. and either start again or they would fall asleep and I'd wait for the morning..then go shower etc "

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah the Penis Beaker, a classic.

I remember absolutely howling at that. There was one comment about having an acid fanjo that pretty much finished me off

P"

Actually think Acid fanjo is my new fav word

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Ah the Penis Beaker, a classic.

I remember absolutely howling at that. There was one comment about having an acid fanjo that pretty much finished me off

P

Actually think Acid fanjo is my new fav word "

It’s going to be the name of my new band

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm picturing one of those forum change your username games where someone gets "Acid Fanjo", then decides to keep it and not revert

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I cant help but think that mums net is a toxic cesspit of women whose only achievement in life is squeezing kids out of their fannys

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Doesn’t everyone have baby wipes in their bedside drawers, or is that just me?

Other than that sucking it clean is definitely a good option, you might even get seconds

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"Wtf... Why wouldn't she just suck it clean ? "

AHH.. a cheese lover

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