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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Now this actually just happened.

I'm sat in the dark, in my big bay window, talking to a friend on the phone.

I see a shady looking fella in a woolly hat come round the corner on the pavement outside, carrying a box with two hands.

As he draws nearer I can see he is being chase by an irate, quacking duck.

As if this isn't strange enough a police car suddenly cruises past, turns round and draws up!

What the actual heck!?!

What the hell was going on?

I promise you this wasn't a lock down hallucination.

Mind blown

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Maybe they're filming a new version of the Bingo Players track Get Up that had killer ducks chasing teenagers in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. It's way to warm for a woolly hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he had just taken per said ducks young ones and she was leading said coppers to the offendant?

I hope thats true

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Now this actually just happened.

I'm sat in the dark, in my big bay window, talking to a friend on the phone.

I see a shady looking fella in a woolly hat come round the corner on the pavement outside, carrying a box with two hands.

As he draws nearer I can see he is being chase by an irate, quacking duck.

As if this isn't strange enough a police car suddenly cruises past, turns round and draws up!

What the actual heck!?!

What the hell was going on?

I promise you this wasn't a lock down hallucination.

Mind blown "

It's obvious really. The guy is a burglar and whilst he is being pursued by his victims guard-duck, the police are trying to ask him why he's disobeying the lockdown rules.

Simple really.

Cal

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. It's way to warm for a woolly hat"

To clarify- the man was wearing the hat, not the duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. It's way to warm for a woolly hat

To clarify- the man was wearing the hat, not the duck "

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

This is why you shouldn't have a cheese and mushroom omelette before night nights.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The duck works at a local 24/7 store.

The man has filled his box with groceries and left without paying,

The duck has gone quackers and given chase but not before calling the old BILL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where they blown up gloves, he was after the duck eggs and they got pissed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either that’s some serious quackery or you’re quackers

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The duck works at a local 24/7 store.

The man has filled his box with groceries and left without paying,

The duck has gone quackers and given chase but not before calling the old BILL.

"

Ah it all becomes clear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The duck works at a local 24/7 store.

The man has filled his box with groceries and left without paying,

The duck has gone quackers and given chase but not before calling the old BILL.

Ah it all becomes clear! "

See, there's always a logical explanation to everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the duck thought the guy had some food on him and wanted some? Lots of people feed ducks in normal times, but very few at the moment and it's chick season. I'd be straight out throwing bread in the general direction of the duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's completely quackers

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Maybe the duck thought the guy had some food on him and wanted some? Lots of people feed ducks in normal times, but very few at the moment and it's chick season. I'd be straight out throwing bread in the general direction of the duck "

It was just before midnight

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