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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are my testicles black?

?

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and

pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,

very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

I'm crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hehe x"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I heard that these flat earthers are worried that the 2m social distancing rule is gonna send people over the edge.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard that these flat earthers are worried that the 2m social distancing rule is gonna send people over the edge.

"

I read that as well

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Plot twist!

The patient was Idris Elba and they were.........

A

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By *nottygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgowshire

good one! If we don't laugh we'd cry...

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

How many fish do you get in a ladies tights.

5. 2 souls, 2 eels and a big wet plaice.

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By *nottygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgowshire

Someone tell the Yanks this isn't about winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard that these flat earthers are worried that the 2m social distancing rule is gonna send people over the edge.

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