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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pub quiz in glasgow and the chap says.

" now, for £20 and to win answer this question... Take that had an album whose title consisted of four words, the first two were....Take that....

"What were the other two" ?????

After a short pause, a small glaswegian chap says "ya bastard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stop being so frigging chirpy lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cant think why i am....

"chirp chirp"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder lol

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

seathing with jealousy at the fact peaches is gloating because she had hot passionate sex last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now now....

Dont be jealous touvy,

Its alllllllll good and the words an ok place today ,.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I love that joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh excuse me, why does the wee guy always have to be from Glasgow???? lolololol

I'll send Rab C down to sort youse out!!! lol

And yes I know............ you're quaking in your boots now, aren't you? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pub quiz in glasgow and the chap says.

" now, for £20 and to win answer this question... Take that had an album whose title consisted of four words, the first two were....Take that....

"What were the other two" ?????

After a short pause, a small glaswegian chap says "ya bastard"

"

PMSL love it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eh excuse me, why does the wee guy always have to be from Glasgow???? lolololol

I'll send Rab C down to sort youse out!!! lol

And yes I know............ you're quaking in your boots now, aren't you? lol"

I am . I am

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Essex Pub Quiz:

Did ya spill my fackin pint?

Do ya fackin want some?

You an whose fackin army?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

mick shouts to paddy in the pub...

"oii paddy, someones nicked ya car" and paddy says "did ya see who did it" ???

No says mick " but i got the registration"

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

In the latest terrorist attack in Northern Ireland, Police are still pealing people off the ceiling, after the Real IRA set off the first No-More-Nails Bomb.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Paddy says to mick, "why do you always have an empty milk bottle in ya fridge then ? "

Mick sighs and say " tis for them that have black coffee ya eejit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh excuse me, I'm over in the Emerald Isle as we speak!!

And they're actually very very very nice people!! lolol

Having said that, they're conspicuous by their absence around these parts and the ones who are here are a waste of space!! Have you tried even just chatting to any of them on here??

Sorry, rant over!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm down its all tongue in cheek stuff

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Eh excuse me, I'm over in the Emerald Isle as we speak!!

And they're actually very very very nice people!! lolol

Having said that, they're conspicuous by their absence around these parts and the ones who are here are a waste of space!! Have you tried even just chatting to any of them on here??

Sorry, rant over!!"

Get. A. Grip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eh excuse me, I'm over in the Emerald Isle as we speak!!

And they're actually very very very nice people!! lolol

Having said that, they're conspicuous by their absence around these parts and the ones who are here are a waste of space!! Have you tried even just chatting to any of them on here??

Sorry, rant over!!

Get. A. Grip."

Evening hun

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Eh excuse me, I'm over in the Emerald Isle as we speak!!

And they're actually very very very nice people!! lolol

Having said that, they're conspicuous by their absence around these parts and the ones who are here are a waste of space!! Have you tried even just chatting to any of them on here??

Sorry, rant over!!"

Is'nt this the second time you have ranted about the same thing?........you're allowed one rant about something and after that it becomes boring and no-one wants to know

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Eh excuse me, I'm over in the Emerald Isle as we speak!!

And they're actually very very very nice people!! lolol

Having said that, they're conspicuous by their absence around these parts and the ones who are here are a waste of space!! Have you tried even just chatting to any of them on here??

Sorry, rant over!!

Get. A. Grip.

Evening hun "

Well hello there! You caught me being bolshy!!! xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eh excuse me, I'm over in the Emerald Isle as we speak!!

And they're actually very very very nice people!! lolol

Having said that, they're conspicuous by their absence around these parts and the ones who are here are a waste of space!! Have you tried even just chatting to any of them on here??

Sorry, rant over!!

Get. A. Grip.

Evening hun

Well hello there! You caught me being bolshy!!! xxxx"

U ave every right hun

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Well - it's all in fun - peeps take the piss out of lancastrians (me) yorkshiremen (steve) - its not personal!!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Can't stand sweaty socks tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well - it's all in fun - peeps take the piss out of lancastrians (me) yorkshiremen (steve) - its not personal!!!"

Exactly xxx

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Well - it's all in fun - peeps take the piss out of lancastrians (me) yorkshiremen (steve) - its not personal!!!

Exactly xxx"

and as for you from Uranus! Well - mmmmm - could have a field day!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

and me a god darn essex lad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well - it's all in fun - peeps take the piss out of lancastrians (me) yorkshiremen (steve) - its not personal!!!

Exactly xxx

and as for you from Uranus! Well - mmmmm - could have a field day!"

Wot u gonna harvest my crops

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

yes please - no thanks - don't know - can i let you know - have pmt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes please - no thanks - don't know - can i let you know - have pmt"

Lol no probs

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"yes please - no thanks - don't know - can i let you know - have pmt

Lol no probs "

You threw me! You're dead sweet - mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes please - no thanks - don't know - can i let you know - have pmt

Lol no probs

You threw me! You're dead sweet - mwah x"

Aw thanks hun and right back at cha xxx

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