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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I almost met a man called Karl.

For a start, I’m Scottish. I can’t fucking say that name. Secondly, am I fuck going to be moaning that.

Is there any names you couldn’t image moaning? I also met a man with the same man as my brother, and never once moaned his name. Luckily, he liked being called sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigel. Sorry to any Nigels out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheldon.

- going based on the scene from when Harry Met Sally when Harry declares you could never have great sex with a man named Sheldon.

‘Give it to me, Sheldon. Do it to me, Sheldon’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I almost met a man called Karl.

For a start, I’m Scottish. I can’t fucking say that name. Secondly, am I fuck going to be moaning that.

Is there any names you couldn’t image moaning? I also met a man with the same man as my brother, and never once moaned his name. Luckily, he liked being called sir

Likewise, I couldn't shag a Carol anymore because I have a good mate called Karl. I also cant pronounce the male version due to my scottish accent...Much to his disgust and hes a geordie too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I almost met a man called Karl.

For a start, I’m Scottish. I can’t fucking say that name. Secondly, am I fuck going to be moaning that.

Is there any names you couldn’t image moaning? I also met a man with the same man as my brother, and never once moaned his name. Luckily, he liked being called sir

I bet he lost a lot of Marx on his history papers

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Granny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I almost met a man called Karl.

For a start, I’m Scottish. I can’t fucking say that name. Secondly, am I fuck going to be moaning that.

Is there any names you couldn’t image moaning? I also met a man with the same man as my brother, and never once moaned his name. Luckily, he liked being called sir

Likewise, I couldn't shag a Carol anymore because I have a good mate called Karl. I also cant pronounce the male version due to my scottish accent...Much to his disgust and hes a geordie too!"

Ya Scots have it hard, I’m pals with a woman called Carol and I just call her mum (she’s actually my friends mum, but I work with her so I’m friends with her to) cause I can’t say Carol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Fenton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marlene. I'd have to do it in the voice of Boicey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have only ever moaned one mans name, while fucking him and that was because I knew he liked to hear it... His name was Jack, so not so bad... He was hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I almost met a man called Karl.

For a start, I’m Scottish. I can’t fucking say that name. Secondly, am I fuck going to be moaning that.

Is there any names you couldn’t image moaning? I also met a man with the same man as my brother, and never once moaned his name. Luckily, he liked being called sir

Is it Karl or Carol? I never know myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Susan, Sonia, Tracy, Marge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn’t fuck a Joline or I’d feel like a one man cover band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mick, Mike or Michael it's my ex husbands name, the two definitely don't go together, infact cause its a name I never want to shout out in the heat of pleasure, its actually my red word!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ve never called out a traditional name

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland

"Sheldon.

- going based on the scene from when Harry Met Sally when Harry declares you could never have great sex with a man named Sheldon.

‘Give it to me, Sheldon. Do it to me, Sheldon’

Haha omg yes! I knew what you were referencing before I read your whole message. "...Ride me big Sheldon. It doesn't work."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nigel. Sorry to any Nigels out there"

Apology accepted

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By *ike1469Man
over a year ago

torquay

Dont moan your ex girlfriend name that's for sure...he he

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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago

Whitland

There's a guy that I'm planning to meet after lockdown and he wants me to scream his name, Rhys. It's also the name of one of my kids. That's gonna be a bit weird but he's so fucking hot don't think I will care.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I almost met a man called Karl.

For a start, I’m Scottish. I can’t fucking say that name. Secondly, am I fuck going to be moaning that.

Is there any names you couldn’t image moaning? I also met a man with the same man as my brother, and never once moaned his name. Luckily, he liked being called sir

Is it Karl or Carol? I never know myself

I DONT KNOW

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a guy that I'm planning to meet after lockdown and he wants me to scream his name, Rhys. It's also the name of one of my kids. That's gonna be a bit weird but he's so fucking hot don't think I will care. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I almost met a man called Karl.

For a start, I’m Scottish. I can’t fucking say that name. Secondly, am I fuck going to be moaning that.

Is there any names you couldn’t image moaning? I also met a man with the same man as my brother, and never once moaned his name. Luckily, he liked being called sir

Is it Karl or Carol? I never know myself

I DONT KNOW"

We’re fine as long as we don’t come across a purple burglar

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Anyone else's bar the person you are with at the time. I'd a guy I met years ago who called out his exs name not once but twice it definitely put a damperner on the mood. I did all the hard work and she got the credit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I almost met a man called Karl.

For a start, I’m Scottish. I can’t fucking say that name. Secondly, am I fuck going to be moaning that.

Is there any names you couldn’t image moaning? I also met a man with the same man as my brother, and never once moaned his name. Luckily, he liked being called sir

Is it Karl or Carol? I never know myself

I DONT KNOW

We’re fine as long as we don’t come across a purple burglar

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

Voldemort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheldon.

- going based on the scene from when Harry Met Sally when Harry declares you could never have great sex with a man named Sheldon.

‘Give it to me, Sheldon. Do it to me, Sheldon’

Haha omg yes! I knew what you were referencing before I read your whole message. "...Ride me big Sheldon. It doesn't work."

I was worried it would be lost in here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I’ve ever moaned out anyone’s name during sexual relations.

Do people actually do that?

Ooh Tracey yeah ooh Tracey I’m gonna blow my muck ooh oooh oooooh tttttrrrraaaacccceeeyyyy (cumface)

I’m much more of a incomprehensible noise moan kinda guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t think I’ve ever moaned out anyone’s name during sexual relations.

Do people actually do that?

Ooh Tracey yeah ooh Tracey I’m gonna blow my muck ooh oooh oooooh tttttrrrraaaacccceeeyyyy (cumface)

I’m much more of a incomprehensible noise moan kinda guy."

‘Oh fuck QL, fuckkkkk’ and lots of moans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I almost met a man called Karl.

For a start, I’m Scottish. I can’t fucking say that name. Secondly, am I fuck going to be moaning that.

Is there any names you couldn’t image moaning? I also met a man with the same man as my brother, and never once moaned his name. Luckily, he liked being called sir

Keith

Craig

Maureen

Sasha

Ivor

Harold

Any of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think I’ve ever moaned out anyone’s name during sexual relations.

Do people actually do that?

Ooh Tracey yeah ooh Tracey I’m gonna blow my muck ooh oooh oooooh tttttrrrraaaacccceeeyyyy (cumface)

I’m much more of a incomprehensible noise moan kinda guy."

glad it's not just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that women don't like it when you scream "Godzilla"

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Barry

Trevor

Malcolm

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Porche

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I don’t think I’ve ever moaned out anyone’s name during sexual relations.

Do people actually do that?

Ooh Tracey yeah ooh Tracey I’m gonna blow my muck ooh oooh oooooh tttttrrrraaaacccceeeyyyy (cumface)

I’m much more of a incomprehensible noise moan kinda guy."

If someone says my name I have to stifle a laugh, just doesn’t seem a natural reaction to the moment

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I don’t think I’ve ever moaned out anyone’s name during sexual relations.

Do people actually do that?

Ooh Tracey yeah ooh Tracey I’m gonna blow my muck ooh oooh oooooh tttttrrrraaaacccceeeyyyy (cumface)

I’m much more of a incomprehensible noise moan kinda guy."

Never ever? It's not like I deliberately think about it, it sort of ends up coming out. I normally say other things but yeah, I'm quite vocal. I get an odd thrill from someone saying my name. Especially if they are wanking and I'm watching them do so. *aubergine emoji*

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

The wifes name,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mammy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keith

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I genuinely never pictured myself saying Danny Dyer's name in bed.

It's truly incredible what we, as a species, are capable of, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst has to be ‘Dad’

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"The worst has to be ‘Dad’"

Nah - grandad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll moan anything that is fed to me or asked

Had a few eye widening moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Englebert, Cuthbert or Archibald

Gertrude, Philomena and Mavis

In fact I don’t think I’ve said another name during sex since I uttered an ex’s name....twice....to one of my girlfriends

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I couldn’t meet a Wayne “ohh Wayynneeeeee” nooooooo

or a Barry “ ohh yeah fuck me Barry” nooooooo

definitely not Colin or Malcolm either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't meet a sandy as it reminds me of grease and I fucking hate that film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henrietta ......... that’s just not right lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooooooo jeff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as you cum yell out ahhhh....bisto

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Oooo Donald. I just threw up a little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo Donald. I just threw up a little.

Those tiny hands

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Oooo Donald. I just threw up a little.

I used to shag a guy in a club called Donald.......

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Oooo Donald. I just threw up a little.

Those tiny hands

Now I’m nauseous.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Oooo Donald. I just threw up a little.

I used to shag a guy in a club called Donald.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I could do a Susan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I've ever done this and I'm pretty sure if I were asked to say a name that would squick me. Seems a bit narcissistic....

Anyway, I don't Exactly have the brain power to be verbose in the heat of the moment so it'll be just noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do the name moaning thing with people I meet on fab, I find it a bit strange for my liking.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Prince of Fabrabah

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Precious... that ain’t happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keith

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Cecil, Gilbert, Elvis, Diesel, Hugo...

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Plus Usually forget the other guys name...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slobodan Miloševic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prince of Fabrabah

I just moan ‘oh yes papi’ when I fuck him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary or Paul... 50/50 chance of getting it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheldon.

- going based on the scene from when Harry Met Sally when Harry declares you could never have great sex with a man named Sheldon.

‘Give it to me, Sheldon. Do it to me, Sheldon’

Haha omg yes! I knew what you were referencing before I read your whole message. "...Ride me big Sheldon. It doesn't work."

I was worried it would be lost in here! "

I LOVE that film!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Prince of Fabrabah

I just moan ‘oh yes papi’ when I fuck him "

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Brian, Ernest or Derek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess a name I can’t pronounce right because that’s just gonna be awkward getting their name wrong. Like “ohhh Isla“ “Elsa? Is that right?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brian, Ernest or Derek."

what happened to them names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could never say

oohhhhh betty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agnes

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Sister Mary Baptist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch....

Imagine that if that was a name haha

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Keith, Wayne, Boris, Ken, old man type names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barry! And ive dated 2 of them

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Adolf would be a tricky one.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Imagine fucking someone with the same name as yourself, that would be a tad odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Voldemort

Even if my name was say Harry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could never say

oohhhhh betty"

Poor Betty

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Prince of Fabrabah

I just moan ‘oh yes papi’ when I fuck him "

Hot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prince of Fabrabah

I just moan ‘oh yes papi’ when I fuck him

Hot! "

It makes him cream his load almost instantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheldon.

- going based on the scene from when Harry Met Sally when Harry declares you could never have great sex with a man named Sheldon.

‘Give it to me, Sheldon. Do it to me, Sheldon’

Haha omg yes! I knew what you were referencing before I read your whole message. "...Ride me big Sheldon. It doesn't work."

I was worried it would be lost in here!

I LOVE that film!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Prince of Fabrabah

I just moan ‘oh yes papi’ when I fuck him

Hot!

It makes him cream his load almost instantly "

Same, I've just left a snail trail up the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sheldon.

- going based on the scene from when Harry Met Sally when Harry declares you could never have great sex with a man named Sheldon.

‘Give it to me, Sheldon. Do it to me, Sheldon’

Haha omg yes! I knew what you were referencing before I read your whole message. "...Ride me big Sheldon. It doesn't work."

I was worried it would be lost in here!

I LOVE that film!

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