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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If fab was a university, what would you be studying? At what level? Bachelors? Masters? PHD?

Are you failing your course?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be studying the art of making women laugh. At the moment the women are only laughing at me but hey thats why I'm at uni to learn how to get them to laugh with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intro too.

I'm still a virgin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be studying the art of making women laugh. At the moment the women are only laughing at me but hey thats why I'm at uni to learn how to get them to laugh with me "

You’ll be an expert by the end of your time here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Intro too.

I'm still a virgin "

Has freshers started yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intro too.

I'm still a virgin

Has freshers started yet? "

No, was cancelled because of social distancing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be ordering the pencils

Checking the leads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Intro too.

I'm still a virgin

Has freshers started yet?

No, was cancelled because of social distancing."

you’ll have the best time once this is over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be ordering the pencils

Checking the leads"

Can’t succeed without the best equipment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be taking a PhD in languages.

Only because I want to give Cunnilingus like a Cunning Linguist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be taking a PhD in languages.

Only because I want to give Cunnilingus like a Cunning Linguist "

That's funny coz I'll be teaching cunnilingus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be taking a PhD in languages.

Only because I want to give Cunnilingus like a Cunning Linguist

That's funny coz I'll be teaching cunnilingus! "

Aw yeah? Are there any merit points for this course? I wouldn't mind doing some extra curricular activities haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will be taking a PhD in languages.

Only because I want to give Cunnilingus like a Cunning Linguist

That's funny coz I'll be teaching cunnilingus!

Aw yeah? Are there any merit points for this course? I wouldn't mind doing some extra curricular activities haha"

I think all courses aim to include practical lessons to provide students with hands on experience.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm trying to find the Australian exchange student.

Filthy Sydneysiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a lecturer. That still went and got pissed in the bar occasionally!

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By *anh64Man
over a year ago

aylesbury

i would be studying voyuerism and diligently attending all classes

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I'm doing a PhD in human sexuality.

It's an interesting topic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doing Distance Learning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm trying to find the Australian exchange student.

Filthy Sydneysiders."

If you can’t find them, I hear the student union supports the creation of all societies to better student experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if the lectures are women & lessons are private.

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

I am at isolation college reading porn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would be a lecturer. That still went and got pissed in the bar occasionally!"

Flirting with students and disciplinary action?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i would be studying voyuerism and diligently attending all classes"

The motto for that School is ‘watch and learn’

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m in my masters year of talking bollocks, I’m looking good for a strong pass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm doing a PhD in human sexuality.

It's an interesting topic. "

Tell me more? I’m curious

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Id actually be a lecturer.

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In charm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm doing Distance Learning."

The people of fab are experts in that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only if the lectures are women & lessons are private. "

All lectures are uploaded to our online forums afterwards for those that can’t attend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am at isolation college reading porn!

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I hear the fantasy department are one of the best around

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in my masters year of talking bollocks, I’m looking good for a strong pass. "

No way? I did my undergrad in talking shit, picked up a few modules in that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id actually be a lecturer.

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In charm. "

Of course! A favourite of all the students according to ratemylecturer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im failing in the art of deep throating, I gag way to soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im failing in the art of deep throating, I gag way to soon "

Have you asked your personal tutor with advice on this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im failing in the art of deep throating, I gag way to soon "

I will happily be your test dummy you are well to perfect your skills on me. I dont even mind how many attempts its takes I'm willing to put the effort in so you can get better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id actually be a lecturer.

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In charm. "

And I'm your number 1 student I'll even bring you an apple chunky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im failing in the art of deep throating, I gag way to soon

I will happily be your test dummy you are well to perfect your skills on me. I dont even mind how many attempts its takes I'm willing to put the effort in so you can get better "

Commitment at this university is unrivalled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im failing in the art of deep throating, I gag way to soon

Have you asked your personal tutor with advice on this? "

I would but hes only got 2 inches so its a sore subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im failing in the art of deep throating, I gag way to soon

I will happily be your test dummy you are well to perfect your skills on me. I dont even mind how many attempts its takes I'm willing to put the effort in so you can get better "

Oh brilliant, if this improves my grades id be silly to say no lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im failing in the art of deep throating, I gag way to soon

I will happily be your test dummy you are well to perfect your skills on me. I dont even mind how many attempts its takes I'm willing to put the effort in so you can get better

I agree, who needs Oxford lol

Commitment at this university is unrivalled "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bachelors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be lecturing in Theology and Religion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would work as a fab sexcretary

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

I'd be studying how to end up chatting with a married or taken taunt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im failing in the art of deep throating, I gag way to soon

Have you asked your personal tutor with advice on this?

I would but hes only got 2 inches so its a sore subject "

Sorry to hear this, Pink. It’s especially disappointing because someone on your course should be the one with a sore throat.

Fees are on us this term!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bachelors "

Tell us more please, ma’am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would be lecturing in Theology and Religion. "

Cock worshipers welcome?

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"If fab was a university, what would you be studying? At what level? Bachelors? Masters? PHD?

Are you failing your course? "

Phd in cock sucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If fab was a university, what would you be studying? At what level? Bachelors? Masters? PHD?

Are you failing your course? "

Mock GCSE’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would work as a fab sexcretary "

You’ll be pleased to know that it’s more than just answering the mail of the most popular fabbers! You get to fuck them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bachelors

Tell us more please, ma’am "

Bachelors Degree in the Psychology of Sex as a Major and a Minor in Lingerie and Face-sitting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be studying how to end up chatting with a married or taken taunt."

Oh no, unfortunately all the spaces on this course are usually taken but if it doesn’t bother them, you can copy their notes and cheat with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would work as a fab sexcretary

You’ll be pleased to know that it’s more than just answering the mail of the most popular fabbers! You get to fuck them too "

Do you see word sex in my sexcretary position?

Only those who I fancy though

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I’m a real life PHD with a BTEC at playing Fab.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I would have a doctorate in Zen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be studying the psychology of fuckwangles and how to dispose of bodies

P

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I'd be studying the psychology of fuckwangles and how to dispose of bodies

P"

It’s good to get a qualification you can actually use afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The application of factless unsubstantiated information to make factual statements to argue your point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be one of those saddos who failed or quit years ago but still hangs around the SU bar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If fab was a university, what would you be studying? At what level? Bachelors? Masters? PHD?

Are you failing your course?

Phd in cock sucking "

Oh that’s one of our best courses. I model for that department a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If fab was a university, what would you be studying? At what level? Bachelors? Masters? PHD?

Are you failing your course?

Mock GCSE’s "

If this current situation has taught us anything, it’s that mocks are just as important as the real thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bachelors

Tell us more please, ma’am

Bachelors Degree in the Psychology of Sex as a Major and a Minor in Lingerie and Face-sitting "

We have lots of comfy chairs on here. I’ve been told my face is one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would work as a fab sexcretary

You’ll be pleased to know that it’s more than just answering the mail of the most popular fabbers! You get to fuck them too

Do you see word sex in my sexcretary position?

Only those who I fancy though "

I do apologise! I reckon you have every chance of finishing top of your class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in my masters year of talking bollocks, I’m looking good for a strong pass. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m a real life PHD with a BTEC at playing Fab. "

All qualifications are welcome here. We hope that when you leave us, you’re a PHD in fab too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would have a doctorate in Zen."

This course is often slept on! But I think it opens up more possibilities than the mind can comprehend!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be studying the psychology of fuckwangles and how to dispose of bodies

P

It’s good to get a qualification you can actually use afterwards "

Agreed, this course offers real life opportunities

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be studying the psychology of fuckwangles and how to dispose of bodies

P"

Carol Baskin is a notable graduate of this course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" The application of factless unsubstantiated information to make factual statements to argue your point."

Grand! Are your lectures taking place in the forums or the chatrooms?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be one of those saddos who failed or quit years ago but still hangs around the SU bar."

this tickled me!

No sleeping with the freshers or you’ll be banned!

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By *mnipotent_BehemothMan
over a year ago

near Merry Hill shopping centre

I fancy a job in security, sit on the door all day and just watch who’s coming in and out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be studying the psychology of fuckwangles and how to dispose of bodies

P

Carol Baskin is a notable graduate of this course. "

That bitch!

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be studying the psychology of fuckwangles and how to dispose of bodies

P

It’s good to get a qualification you can actually use afterwards "

You know it

P

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I've got a Black Belt in Kama Sutra.From fabguys more than here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fancy a job in security, sit on the door all day and just watch who’s coming in and out."

Lots going in and out here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a Black Belt in Kama Sutra.From fabguys more than here "

We need you on our staff team!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be an ethnologist researcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would work as a fab sexcretary

You’ll be pleased to know that it’s more than just answering the mail of the most popular fabbers! You get to fuck them too

Do you see word sex in my sexcretary position?

Only those who I fancy though

I do apologise! I reckon you have every chance of finishing top of your class "

I usually finish on top anyway

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