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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

I’ve tried and tried and can’t think of a nice way to say pussy,cunt ,fanny there isn’t a nice way to say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little flower

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Si senor

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Quim.

You are welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That open tunnel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try pronouncing it with more emphasis on the say bit...

Pusssay

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I’ve tried and tried and can’t think of a nice way to say pussy,cunt ,fanny there isn’t a nice way to say it

Depends on the context and who you're saying it to - there are ways to describe it without actually using a single noun to do so

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Quim.

You are welcome.

Can I lick your quim !!!!!

Not very sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quim.

You are welcome.

Don’t mention that picture you foul temptress

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Try pronouncing it with more emphasis on the say bit...

Pusssay"

You are Jay from The Inbetweeners and I claim my £500

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Quim.

You are welcome.

Can I lick your quim !!!!!

Not very sexy

Asking if you can lick any part isn't that sexy to me.

I think it depends on your accent and what you say around it.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Quim.

You are welcome.

Don’t mention that picture you foul temptress

What picture though?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ve tried and tried and can’t think of a nice way to say pussy,cunt ,fanny there isn’t a nice way to say it

Depends on the context and who you're saying it to - there are ways to describe it without actually using a single noun to do so

This ^

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foofoo

Tuppence

Womanhood

I’m not condoning any of the above but have heard them used when describing lady bits in a medical context!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foof"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupenda pudenda!

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Quim.

You are welcome.

Can I lick your quim !!!!!

Not very sexy

Asking if you can lick any part isn't that sexy to me.

I think it depends on your accent and what you say around it."

I’m fucked then with my Somerset accent

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I like the words cunt and minge ..works for me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Quim.

You are welcome.

Can I lick your quim !!!!!

Not very sexy

Asking if you can lick any part isn't that sexy to me.

I think it depends on your accent and what you say around it.

I’m fucked then with my Somerset accent

It could be worse, you could have a Brummie accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quim.

You are welcome.

Can I lick your quim !!!!!

Not very sexy

"Lick" is the unsexy bit there. Try "May I dine on your quim?", see how that goes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always feel hesitant to use ‘cunt’ in case it offends?

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By *hom01Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"i like cunt"
I like Strawberry ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just chose one a specific name. Like Theodora or Liberty. Something like that.

Better?

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Quim.

You are welcome.

Can I lick your quim !!!!!

Not very sexy

Asking if you can lick any part isn't that sexy to me.

I think it depends on your accent and what you say around it.

I’m fucked then with my Somerset accent

It could be worse, you could have a Brummie accent.

Even the brummies take the piss out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like lady garden

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Vaj, foof, vajojo, vajiji , moister...

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"I always feel hesitant to use ‘cunt’ in case it offends?

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As long as your not calling Them a cunt you should be fine

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

"I’ve tried and tried and can’t think of a nice way to say pussy,cunt ,fanny there isn’t a nice way to say it

What are the delightful names in foreign tongues that you allude to?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Just chose one a specific name. Like Theodora or Liberty. Something like that.

Better?

Fifi...Fifi the foof

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Quim.

You are welcome.

Can I lick your quim !!!!!

Not very sexy

Asking if you can lick any part isn't that sexy to me.

I think it depends on your accent and what you say around it.

I’m fucked then with my Somerset accent

I love the Somerset accent, if you said “I’m going to dine on your cunt you dirty slut” I would probably climb you like a tree and sit straight on your face

but that’s just me

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I’ve tried and tried and can’t think of a nice way to say pussy,cunt ,fanny there isn’t a nice way to say it

What are the delightful names in foreign tongues that you allude to?"

Ooohhhh good point

Maybe that’s the answer

What do the french Spanish etc call it

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Love hatch

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

French - chatte or minou

Only ones I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gateway to hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just chose one a specific name. Like Theodora or Liberty. Something like that.

Better?

Fifi...Fifi the foof

So frivolous and funky

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"French - chatte or minou

Only ones I know."

Minou I like

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

An ex GF always called it her fairy

I prefer Cock slot.

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By *rctopusMan
over a year ago

Borehamwood

Campbell

Sush

Fanjita.

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Lady garden

Love tube

Front bottom

Mound

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By *atte_and_MacchiatoCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Try listening to "You can't say cunt in Canada" by Kevin Bloody Wilson, it gives plenty of alternatives. Should be able to find it on YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the context situation.

Professionally it is vagina (very important for me that children are taught the correct names for their bits from a safeguarding stance)

If talking to friends it's foof

In the heat of the moment it can only ever be cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quim.

You are welcome.

Can I lick your quim !!!!!

Not very sexy

Asking if you can lick any part isn't that sexy to me.

I think it depends on your accent and what you say around it."

What about can I picnic in your lady garden?

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

I've always liked muff. It just sounds so fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noonie is a new one I've heard recently from Aberdonian folk!

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