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My name is fiddles and if I had tits, I’d never leave the house.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Who are you and what do you need to tell everybody.

It’s good to share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is curvy and I really want to sleep!

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

I'm Håkan, and gosh darn it I'm tired of squabbling collaborators that never listen because I'm "only a student"!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm Håkan, and gosh darn it I'm tired of squabbling collaborators that never listen because I'm "only a student"!"

I feel your pain.

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

My name is foxxxyfoo and I love veins.

Full, meaty neck, arm, leg, chest, and cock veins (especially those). Even a forehead vein gets me!

I need help, yes?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My name is foxxxyfoo and I love veins.

Full, meaty neck, arm, leg, chest, and cock veins (especially those). Even a forehead vein gets me!

I need help, yes? "

Errrr I think yes.

However I’m sure you could be well employed by the blood transfusion service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Dana and my hands are sore from all the washing and my belly looks like a Buddha's from too much chocolate.

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries


"My name is foxxxyfoo and I love veins.

Full, meaty neck, arm, leg, chest, and cock veins (especially those). Even a forehead vein gets me!

I need help, yes?

Errrr I think yes.

However I’m sure you could be well employed by the blood transfusion service. "

Oh hands too! Cannot forget those.

I prefer when the blood is just in the veins.. chillin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Sinderella.

I have a thing for men in formal clothes, suits, crisp shirts, ties, strong thighs and man bulges straining against trousers. Oh and cufflinks.

And cheesecake.. That's more readily available to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is MissD, I like porn, photography and books on guns.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My name is MissD, I like porn, photography and books on guns."

Books on guns can be a bit of a bore.

See what I did there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Weeble, my title isn't really King, I do sometimes wobble and contrary to the rumour I can fall down.

I love a cold beer, a hot chilli and a nice pair of boobs

At the moment I am also craving Hot & Sour soup from my local Chinese.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

My name is MsGivesWood, after this is over, I'd like to.

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By *exy mature ladyWoman
over a year ago

Newport

My name is Hot..and I love the sun lol

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My name is MsGivesWood, after this is over, I'd like to. "

Would you now.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My name is Hot..and I love the sun lol "

And the sun loves you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is foxxxyfoo and I love veins.

Full, meaty neck, arm, leg, chest, and cock veins (especially those). Even a forehead vein gets me!

I need help, yes? "

Forehead vein here! Throbs when I get aroused!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Doc and my snake appears to have escaped its cage.

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries


"My name is foxxxyfoo and I love veins.

Full, meaty neck, arm, leg, chest, and cock veins (especially those). Even a forehead vein gets me!

I need help, yes?

Forehead vein here! Throbs when I get aroused!! "

What..just the vein throbs? You poor thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Sparkles and I want to bat all the twats!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My name is Sparkles and I want to bat all the twats! "

Would you like help, always supposing I’m not one of the twats,

My names fiddles, I can be a bit of a dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Sparkles and I want to bat all the twats! "

Ooh, twat batting! Need a hand lovely? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Sparkles and I want to bat all the twats!

Would you like help, always supposing I’m not one of the twats,

My names fiddles, I can be a bit of a dick. "

You are definitely not one of the twats and yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Sparkles and I want to bat all the twats!

Ooh, twat batting! Need a hand lovely? x "

Yes please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Sparkles and I want to bat all the twats!

Ooh, twat batting! Need a hand lovely? x

Yes please xx"

Point me in the right direction, I’ll get my implements xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Strala

It's a voice that does it for me, oh n big hands ??

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Hi, I'm Strala

It's a voice that does it for me, oh n big hands ?? "

Is the voice on ITV like porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm Strala

It's a voice that does it for me, oh n big hands ??

Is the voice on ITV like porn. "

Not quite lol, although I'd not say no to Tom Jones talking dirty to me

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Hi, I'm Strala

It's a voice that does it for me, oh n big hands ??

Is the voice on ITV like porn.

Not quite lol, although I'd not say no to Tom Jones talking dirty to me "

Crikey, he could even talk dirty to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm Strala

It's a voice that does it for me, oh n big hands ??

Is the voice on ITV like porn.

Not quite lol, although I'd not say no to Tom Jones talking dirty to me

Crikey, he could even talk dirty to me. "

That made me chuckle lol

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Hi, I'm Strala

It's a voice that does it for me, oh n big hands ??

Is the voice on ITV like porn.

Not quite lol, although I'd not say no to Tom Jones talking dirty to me

Crikey, he could even talk dirty to me.

That made me chuckle lol"

My work here is done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiddlesticks, if you had tits like mine you'd never leave the house, I can suck my own nipples

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Fiddlesticks, if you had tits like mine you'd never leave the house, I can suck my own nipples "

That is very very true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fiddlesticks, if you had tits like mine you'd never leave the house, I can suck my own nipples "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

My name is Granny. I have a computer and fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Ivy and I can wiggle my eyebrows seperately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Sam and I can suck my own toes.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My name is fiddles, if common sense was shit, I’d be constipated.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My name is Ivy and I can wiggle my eyebrows seperately"

A rare talent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Ivy and I can wiggle my eyebrows seperately

A rare talent. "

I can "belly roll" my tongue too

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My name is Ivy and I can wiggle my eyebrows seperately

A rare talent.

I can "belly roll" my tongue too "

But can you tongue roll your belly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Ivy and I can wiggle my eyebrows seperately

A rare talent.

I can "belly roll" my tongue too

But can you tongue roll your belly. "

No, but I can wobble it

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I have weird hyperextendable fingers, thumbs and toes. Quite flexible, me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Mary and I actually prefer it when it's less peopley outside.

I'm not a people person

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

My name is Sarah and right now I appear to be hosting some sort of bug orgy on my window. Three couples all going at it, in direct contravention of social distancing guidelines.

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