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Please understand you’re levels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Levels of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm levels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*your

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Another Level - Freak Me Baby

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm on the first floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm levels? "

I'm Brian...

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I'm levels? "

You’re levels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm levels?

I'm Brian..."

And so’s my wife

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I understood my O levels

My A levels were a little harder though

But that was a long time ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you meant rebels?

Yes we are.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Perhaps you meant rebels?

Yes we are."

Oh yes you rebel

(Grrrrrr)

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I'm levels?..?..?.

Oh my levels! I've got a couple of em and I use them to find plumb, level and straight. They're not very complicated things really.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

I’m over exposed at the moment...!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps you meant rebels?

Yes we are.

Oh yes you rebel

(Grrrrrr)"

Grrr-ing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Perhaps you meant rebels?

Yes we are."

Rebel rebel, put on your dress...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My coffee levels are seriously depleted this morning

So are my bacon levels

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Level 42?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Perhaps you meant rebels?

Yes we are.

Rebel rebel, put on your dress..."

Excellent earworm.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

That's the spirit

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By *s Lola Wand - SocketWoman
over a year ago

leicester


" "

I’m definitely wonky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

You’re levels too my guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm using a spirit level at the moment building a fence gotta make sure its level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracked it. Not levels....

Revels. Those sweets.

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By *riendly older leggy wifeCouple
over a year ago

london

Of stupidity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So none of you guys are levels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of tolerance...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I’m levels!!!

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By *s Lola Wand - SocketWoman
over a year ago

leicester


"Of tolerance..."

Mine are very low currently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So none of you guys are levels? "

No, level is boring, I prefer to be at a jaunty angle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So none of you guys are levels?

No, level is boring, I prefer to be at a jaunty angle "

no not level, levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not level, I'm sideways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So none of you guys are levels?

No, level is boring, I prefer to be at a jaunty angle

no not level, levels "

Oh, well that makes so much more sense!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I'm to wonky to be level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm offended, who are you to tell me I'm levels. I'll decide on my labels thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cracked it. Not levels....

Revels. Those sweets."

Oh Revels peanut and toffee for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm offended, who are you to tell me I'm levels. I'll decide on my labels thanks. "

You go girl

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Cracked it. Not levels....

Revels. Those sweets.

Oh Revels peanut and toffee for me! "

Anything but the coffee ones.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Cracked it. Not levels....

Revels. Those sweets.

Oh Revels peanut and toffee for me!

Anything but the coffee ones. "

Isn't it a bastard when your last Revel is coffee

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

This thread is wrong on so many levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is wrong on so many levels "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cracked it. Not levels....

Revels. Those sweets.

Oh Revels peanut and toffee for me!

Anything but the coffee ones.

Isn't it a bastard when your last Revel is coffee "

Ooh I like them too! Actually just pass the whole packet over here!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"This thread is wrong on so many levels

Yep "

Are you going to try your level best to correct that?

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Cars just been serviced .. levels ok

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

On the tilt. Always!

But hand over the coffee Revels, please.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Cracked it. Not levels....

Revels. Those sweets.

Oh Revels peanut and toffee for me!

Anything but the coffee ones.

Isn't it a bastard when your last Revel is coffee

Ooh I like them too! Actually just pass the whole packet over here! "

How about I buy us a few bags. We can put them in one big bowl and share them whilst snuggled on your sofa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHAT?! I'M A LEVEL?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cars just been serviced .. levels ok"

Wish I'd just been serviced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Level 42?"

The girl at the back keeps .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is wrong on so many levels

Yep

Are you going to try your level best to correct that? "

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbf I’ve just assumed that I know what it’s meant by levels because OP is young and from London but I am possibly (probably) very wrong.

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

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CHECKING MY SOUND LEVELS. CAN YOU HEAR ME?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many different Revels were there?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"How many different Revels were there?"

Orange

Chocolate disc

Malteser

Toffee

Coffee

Not sure if there is still a raisin one and peanut one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having tried Urban Dictionary, I'm still lost.... Guess I'm at level minus ....

Wait.

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!

No?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"How many different Revels were there?

Orange

Chocolate disc

Malteser

Toffee

Coffee

Not sure if there is still a raisin one and peanut one. "

I want Revels now And Skittles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of tolerance...

Mine are very low currently "

Yesterday mine was running in minus figures, better today thank gawd...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many different Revels were there?

Orange

Chocolate disc

Malteser

Toffee

Coffee

Not sure if there is still a raisin one and peanut one.

I want Revels now And Skittles "

Ooh, skittles soaked in vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having tried Urban Dictionary, I'm still lost.... Guess I'm at level minus ....

Wait.

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!

No?"

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=levelz&amp=true

https://youtu.be/gUJ7i7d_Uns

4.06 I think it’s used in context.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap


"This thread is wrong on so many levels "

Like farting in a lift?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cracked it. Not levels....

Revels. Those sweets.

Oh Revels peanut and toffee for me!

Anything but the coffee ones.

Isn't it a bastard when your last Revel is coffee "

I will take all your coffee ones. Levels me nicely to less zombie like state

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many different Revels were there?

Orange

Chocolate disc

Malteser

Toffee

Coffee

Not sure if there is still a raisin one and peanut one.

I want Revels now And Skittles "

Dunno if there is a biscuit one to replace the peanut one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps you meant rebels?

Yes we are.

Oh yes you rebel

(Grrrrrr)"

Moi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps you meant rebels?

Yes we are.

Rebel rebel, put on your dress...

Excellent earworm. "

https://youtu.be/U16Xg_rQZkA

I have torn my dress

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