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"Reporting for duty. I am present and correct Ash! ![]() ![]() Morning Brigadier Babs....We are both good thank you... Had to go to London yesterday on an important mission but were back home now in Southampton safe and well x Sending you a big hug x | |||
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"Checking in! " Good morning DC...Thanks for checking in...I hope you are well x | |||
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"Checking in! Good morning DC...Thanks for checking in...I hope you are well x" I am better thank you! I’ll flip in and out, I’m busy at my desk | |||
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"Reporting for duty. I am present and correct Ash! ![]() ![]() Did you have to go back for your pants? ![]() | |||
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"Checking in from afar Major " Good morning Private Spurs chick...Anything to report in to HQ so far?... | |||
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"I’m around, definitely not awake though Wake up Groot.....Its 9 am!..... ![]() I know I’ve been at work for 2 hours too ![]() | |||
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"Morning Ash and morning all. Now, did someone say roll? It’s got to be breakfast time? " Morning Notthatguy....A couple of bacon rolls would go down very nicely... ![]() | |||
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"Buenos dias " Buenas dia liessa...Como estas?.... ![]() | |||
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"Yo yo yo, 'sup teeech?" Yo greeneggs....respect from the south coast massive..... ![]() | |||
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"I'm here ash reporting for duty what's the assignment " Morning widowdad.....your duties for today are to guard a large convoy of trucks bringing in a new supply of pasta into the base until it can be safely secured. | |||
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"I'm here ash reporting for duty what's the assignment Morning widowdad.....your duties for today are to guard a large convoy of trucks bringing in a new supply of pasta into the base until it can be safely secured." roger that I accept the dutie I have my cross bow at the ready | |||
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"Good morning Major Private curvy reporting for duty SIR!! Although after a night shift I’m not very correct " Good morning Private curvy....I will let you have a rest first until you are assigned your duties for the day. | |||
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"Buenos dias Buenas dia liessa...Como estas?.... ![]() Muy bien, gracias. Y tu? | |||
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"All present and mildly correct. " Morning Daniel....When will you be fully correct?... ![]() | |||
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"Opposite of correct and partially present ![]() Morning Private Rose...please report to my office straight away!.... ![]() | |||
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"Morning major Ash ..Sah ! Corporal Clot ready for inspection " Morning corporal Clot....Congrats on passing todays inspection..... ![]() | |||
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"Morning sir, reporting for duty. " Morning private myface......thanks for reporting in for duty. | |||
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"Good morning from Edinburgh. Working from home today so my presence on the forums will likely be more frequent. Ready and waiting to inspire, delight and raise smiles (or eyebrows.) Have a lovely Tuesday. Kisses Sinders xx " Good morning Sinders....your post has already raised the moral of our regiment and i hope you have a lovely day x | |||
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"Good morning major Ash sir! Corporal Benny reporting for duty. All present and mostly correct sir ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good morning corporal Benny...I had a feeling you would only be mostly correct... ![]() | |||
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"Good morning major Ash sir! Corporal Benny reporting for duty. All present and mostly correct sir ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha yes sir, but I'm working on it! ![]() | |||
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"Here and standing to attention " Morning Justin....that was a very impressive salute on the parade ground. | |||
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"I'm working but will poke my head in occasionally." I hope you have a good day at work. ![]() | |||
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"Reporting for duty. I am present and correct Ash! ![]() ![]() ![]() I only had one pair of pants when we went into lock down Babs so it was a very important mission. ![]() | |||
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"Present and very horny. There are some great stories on here at the moment" Morning Private Mike...There are some great stories on here at the moment. | |||
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"All present and mildly correct. Morning Daniel....When will you be fully correct?... ![]() Many, many years time. | |||
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"Buenos dias Buenas dia liessa...Como estas?.... ![]() Yo estoy muy bien gracias ![]() | |||
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"Morning. " Morning MsWood.... ![]() | |||
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"I'm here! " Are you correct Mac Lass?....... ![]() | |||
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"Here sir!!" Thanks for reporting in Jonny. | |||
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"Morning Dude, hope you are well x" Morning Testarosa...I'm doing well thank you....I hope you are also x | |||
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"Yeah, here, whatever ![]() ![]() ![]() Morning Red Monkey...I think a couple of laps of the parade ground might help to get you going... ![]() | |||
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"Opposite of correct and partially present ![]() ![]() Marching eagerly ![]() | |||
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"Morning Ash! Here for a good time not a long time ![]() Morning Steve....I hope we will be here for a long time.... ![]() | |||
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"Here in spirit ![]() I hope you will also be here in body... ![]() | |||
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"I’m here!! Lazing in bed but need to start work ![]() Morning J....I hope you have a good day at work.... ![]() | |||
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"Yeah, here, whatever ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hmm ... may take more than that A new brain a shed load of G&T would be a start | |||
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"Present, briefly ![]() ![]() And you! Dodging on and off the forums amidst home schooling here ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() Good morning private busty....I knew i could count on you.... ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() I'm ready for you private Busty ![]() | |||
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"Morning Ash. Present and correct ![]() Morning private Sensual.....Anything to report in to HQ so far today?..... | |||
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"Morning another ground hog day in lockdown. How's everyone doing? ![]() Morning Jasmine.....we are doing great...I hope you have a good day... ![]() | |||
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"Morning Ash, feeling a bit meh today. Missing hugging people. Let’s hope they ease this a bit in a couple of weeks. Just going for a drive would be enough. " Good morning Jessie.....I'm sending you a virtual hug.....x | |||
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"Well I'm here but just popping in and out if that counts ![]() Morning JustBo......That counts!.... ![]() | |||
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"Morning all ![]() Good morning Patrick..... ![]() | |||
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"Oooo 2nd week running... So exciting to be in Fab during the day instead of the evening!! " Good morning midnight.....I'm not used to seeing you during the day!... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Morning ![]() ![]() ![]() Morning Roxiechick.....I hope you enjoyed your work out.... ![]() | |||
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"Morning Ash, my body appears to be here but mind not so much today!! ![]() Morning GiantKitty......I hope your mind will be here with us today also.... ![]() | |||
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"Officer hobson ready with his cuffs" Thanks for reporting in officer hobson...Your cuffs might be needed at some point. ![]() | |||
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"I am present but not necessarily correct. " Morning private _educed.....Its not fun to be always correct. ![]() | |||
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"Oooo 2nd week running... So exciting to be in Fab during the day instead of the evening!! Good morning midnight.....I'm not used to seeing you during the day!... ![]() ![]() I know, its very discombobulating... I need to log off and get stuff done haha | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() What treats await today I wonder ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() All depends how good you been ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m always good ![]() | |||
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"Morning all. Morning BMB ![]() Good morning mr peachy ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m wondering what I need to do for a bag of fusilli ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think you will need to wrestle with WD ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Giggity ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Show me your pasta and I’ll show you my boobs.... ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I warn you I was a luchedor in a previous life and I know no mercy | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Swap ya for a bag of farfalle | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It will take more than boobies to distract me from my duties madam | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’m confused as to why I’m laughing at the word Farfalle ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Does bow pasta sound better ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How about my mask ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I read it with a T and thought it was Italian for fart ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Depends what.one I've got my guard hat on so I'm feeling tough lol | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I just have a short attention span and a lack of sugar today ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Il let you off with it this time ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My face might scare you more than any mask ![]() | |||
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"Morning!" Morning DD.... ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh no busty your beautiful and you know it | |||
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"I'm "lost in the sauce" but Lottie, Dottie and with Everybody, Sir, yes Sir... "Salutes" " Return salute Private Dana.... ![]() | |||
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"Morning all. Morning BMB ![]() Good morning Mr Peachy. ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You haven’t seen the top half ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Sam Tender Present ![]() Good morning private Sam.....are you ready for duty?.. ![]() | |||
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"Mike here all present and correct. Hollie was earlier before care home job. " Morning Mike....hope you have a good day. | |||
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"I’m here and apparently I’m levels too ![]() Morning private sheikh...I'm often told I'm on another level but not sure if thats good or not.. ![]() | |||
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"I am here, mainly lurking but occassional posting" Thanks for reporting in Ivy... ![]() | |||
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"I’m here and apparently I’m levels too ![]() ![]() You’re on the south coast massive level innit! ![]() | |||
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"Morning Sir ![]() ![]() Good morning Strala....Are you ready for duty? ![]() | |||
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"I’m here and apparently I’m levels too ![]() ![]() ![]() Respect from the south coast massive ![]() | |||
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"I’m here" Are you correct this morning villager?... ![]() | |||
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"Mike here all present and correct. Hollie was earlier before care home job. Morning Mike....hope you have a good day." Hollie always ready for duty above and beyond! | |||
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"Well I am unable to sleep so have my war face on!!!" It sounds like your ready to go on a mission behind enemy lines curvy..... | |||
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"Good morning Ash ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bring it on a good soldier never leaves his post | |||
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