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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Attention!

Post here to Major Ash if you're present and correct on the forum this morning....

Roll call will end at 1 pm so don't be late!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am present but not correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore Da | Good Morning

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Present, briefly

Mrs TMN x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I am present but not correct "

Some of us will never be correct....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Reporting for duty. I am present and correct Ash!

Hello my lovely how are you? Big hugs to you and Lorna.

Signed off ... Brigadier Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m around, definitely not awake though

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Checking in!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present, briefly

Mrs TMN x"

Good morning Mrs T....I hope you have a good day.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Checking in from afar Major

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Ash and morning all.

Now, did someone say roll? It’s got to be breakfast time?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Reporting for duty. I am present and correct Ash!

Hello my lovely how are you? Big hugs to you and Lorna.

Signed off ... Brigadier Babs "

Morning Brigadier Babs....We are both good thank you...

Had to go to London yesterday on an important mission but were back home now in Southampton safe and well x

Sending you a big hug x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m around, definitely not awake though "

Wake up Groot.....Its 9 am!.....

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buenos dias

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Checking in! "

Good morning DC...Thanks for checking in...I hope you are well x

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Yo yo yo, 'sup teeech?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here ash reporting for duty what's the assignment

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Checking in!

Good morning DC...Thanks for checking in...I hope you are well x"

I am better thank you! I’ll flip in and out, I’m busy at my desk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Major

Private curvy reporting for duty SIR!!

Although after a night shift I’m not very correct

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Reporting for duty. I am present and correct Ash!

Hello my lovely how are you? Big hugs to you and Lorna.

Signed off ... Brigadier Babs

Morning Brigadier Babs....We are both good thank you...

Had to go to London yesterday on an important mission but were back home now in Southampton safe and well x

Sending you a big hug x"

Did you have to go back for your pants?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Checking in from afar Major "

Good morning Private Spurs chick...Anything to report in to HQ so far?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All present and mildly correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m around, definitely not awake though

Wake up Groot.....Its 9 am!..... "

I know I’ve been at work for 2 hours too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opposite of correct and partially present

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash and morning all.

Now, did someone say roll? It’s got to be breakfast time? "

Morning Notthatguy....A couple of bacon rolls would go down very nicely...

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

Morning major Ash ..Sah !

Corporal Clot ready for inspection

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Buenos dias "

Buenas dia liessa...Como estas?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sir, reporting for duty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning from Edinburgh.

Working from home today so my presence on the forums will likely be more frequent.

Ready and waiting to inspire, delight and raise smiles (or eyebrows.)

Have a lovely Tuesday.

Kisses

Sinders xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning major Ash sir!

Corporal Benny reporting for duty. All present and mostly correct sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here and standing to attention

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yo yo yo, 'sup teeech?"

Yo greeneggs....respect from the south coast massive.....

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm working but will poke my head in occasionally.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm here ash reporting for duty what's the assignment "

Morning widowdad.....your duties for today are to guard a large convoy of trucks bringing in a new supply of pasta into the base until it can be safely secured.

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over a year ago


"I'm here ash reporting for duty what's the assignment

Morning widowdad.....your duties for today are to guard a large convoy of trucks bringing in a new supply of pasta into the base until it can be safely secured."

roger that I accept the dutie I have my cross bow at the ready

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By *ikeC2012Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Present and very horny. There are some great stories on here at the moment

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Major

Private curvy reporting for duty SIR!!

Although after a night shift I’m not very correct "

Good morning Private curvy....I will let you have a rest first until you are assigned your duties for the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buenos dias

Buenas dia liessa...Como estas?.... "

Muy bien, gracias. Y tu?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Morning.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I'm here!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"All present and mildly correct. "

Morning Daniel....When will you be fully correct?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here sir!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Opposite of correct and partially present

"

Morning Private Rose...please report to my office straight away!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning major Ash ..Sah !

Corporal Clot ready for inspection "

Morning corporal Clot....Congrats on passing todays inspection.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Dude, hope you are well x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Yeah, here, whatever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Ash!

Here for a good time not a long time

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning sir, reporting for duty. "

Morning private myface......thanks for reporting in for duty.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Here in spirit

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning from Edinburgh.

Working from home today so my presence on the forums will likely be more frequent.

Ready and waiting to inspire, delight and raise smiles (or eyebrows.)

Have a lovely Tuesday.

Kisses

Sinders xx

"

Good morning Sinders....your post has already raised the moral of our regiment and i hope you have a lovely day x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’m here!! Lazing in bed but need to start work

J x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning major Ash sir!

Corporal Benny reporting for duty. All present and mostly correct sir

"

Good morning corporal Benny...I had a feeling you would only be mostly correct...

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over a year ago


"Good morning major Ash sir!

Corporal Benny reporting for duty. All present and mostly correct sir

Good morning corporal Benny...I had a feeling you would only be mostly correct... "

Haha yes sir, but I'm working on it!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here and standing to attention "

Morning Justin....that was a very impressive salute on the parade ground.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm working but will poke my head in occasionally."

I hope you have a good day at work.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Reporting for duty. I am present and correct Ash!

Hello my lovely how are you? Big hugs to you and Lorna.

Signed off ... Brigadier Babs

Morning Brigadier Babs....We are both good thank you...

Had to go to London yesterday on an important mission but were back home now in Southampton safe and well x

Sending you a big hug x

Did you have to go back for your pants? "

I only had one pair of pants when we went into lock down Babs so it was a very important mission.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present and very horny. There are some great stories on here at the moment"

Morning Private Mike...There are some great stories on here at the moment.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Morning Ash. Present and correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All present and mildly correct.

Morning Daniel....When will you be fully correct?... "

Many, many years time.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Morning another ground hog day in lockdown. How's everyone doing?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Buenos dias

Buenas dia liessa...Como estas?....

Muy bien, gracias. Y tu?"

Yo estoy muy bien gracias

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning. "

Morning MsWood....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm here! "

Are you correct Mac Lass?.......

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Morning Ash, feeling a bit meh today. Missing hugging people. Let’s hope they ease this a bit in a couple of weeks. Just going for a drive would be enough.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here sir!!"

Thanks for reporting in Jonny.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Dude, hope you are well x"

Morning Testarosa...I'm doing well thank you....I hope you are also x

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Well I'm here but just popping in and out if that counts

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yeah, here, whatever

"

Morning Red Monkey...I think a couple of laps of the parade ground might help to get you going...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opposite of correct and partially present

Morning Private Rose...please report to my office straight away!...."

Marching eagerly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo 2nd week running... So exciting to be in Fab during the day instead of the evening!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash!

Here for a good time not a long time "

Morning Steve....I hope we will be here for a long time....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Here in spirit "

I hope you will also be here in body...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m here!! Lazing in bed but need to start work

J x"

Morning J....I hope you have a good day at work....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Yeah, here, whatever

Morning Red Monkey...I think a couple of laps of the parade ground might help to get you going... "

Hmm ... may take more than that

A new brain a shed load of G&T would be a start

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Present, briefly

Mrs TMN x

Good morning Mrs T....I hope you have a good day. "

And you! Dodging on and off the forums amidst home schooling here

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready "

Good morning private busty....I knew i could count on you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready "

I'm ready for you private Busty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

Chillin with breakie after doing Joe Wicks next up home schooling

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash. Present and correct "

Morning private Sensual.....Anything to report in to HQ so far today?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Ash, my body appears to be here but mind not so much today!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning another ground hog day in lockdown. How's everyone doing? "

Morning Jasmine.....we are doing great...I hope you have a good day...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash, feeling a bit meh today. Missing hugging people. Let’s hope they ease this a bit in a couple of weeks. Just going for a drive would be enough. "

Good morning Jessie.....I'm sending you a virtual hug.....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Officer hobson ready with his cuffs

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I am present but not necessarily correct.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well I'm here but just popping in and out if that counts "

Morning JustBo......That counts!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning all "

Good morning Patrick.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oooo 2nd week running... So exciting to be in Fab during the day instead of the evening!! "

Good morning midnight.....I'm not used to seeing you during the day!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning

Chillin with breakie after doing Joe Wicks next up home schooling "

Morning Roxiechick.....I hope you enjoyed your work out....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash, my body appears to be here but mind not so much today!! "

Morning GiantKitty......I hope your mind will be here with us today also....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Officer hobson ready with his cuffs"

Thanks for reporting in officer hobson...Your cuffs might be needed at some point.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I am present but not necessarily correct. "

Morning private _educed.....Its not fun to be always correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm "lost in the sauce" but Lottie, Dottie and with Everybody, Sir, yes Sir... "Salutes"

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over a year ago


"Oooo 2nd week running... So exciting to be in Fab during the day instead of the evening!!

Good morning midnight.....I'm not used to seeing you during the day!... "

I know, its very discombobulating... I need to log off and get stuff done haha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty "

What treats await today I wonder

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over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder "

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder "

All depends how good you been

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base"

I’m lost

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

All depends how good you been "

I’m always good

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By *rPeachyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Morning all. Morning BMB

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Morning all. Morning BMB "

Good morning mr peachy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost "

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol"

I’m wondering what I need to do for a bag of fusilli

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

I’m wondering what I need to do for a bag of fusilli "

I think you will need to wrestle with WD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

I’m wondering what I need to do for a bag of fusilli

I think you will need to wrestle with WD "

Giggity It’s on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sam Tender

Present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol"

Show me your pasta and I’ll show you my boobs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

I’m wondering what I need to do for a bag of fusilli

I think you will need to wrestle with WD

Giggity It’s on!! "

I warn you I was a luchedor in a previous life and I know no mercy

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

I’m wondering what I need to do for a bag of fusilli "

Swap ya for a bag of farfalle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

Show me your pasta and I’ll show you my boobs...."

It will take more than boobies to distract me from my duties madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

I’m wondering what I need to do for a bag of fusilli

Swap ya for a bag of farfalle "

I’m confused as to why I’m laughing at the word Farfalle

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

I’m wondering what I need to do for a bag of fusilli

Swap ya for a bag of farfalle

I’m confused as to why I’m laughing at the word Farfalle "

Does bow pasta sound better

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

Show me your pasta and I’ll show you my boobs....

It will take more than boobies to distract me from my duties madam "

How about my mask

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over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

I’m wondering what I need to do for a bag of fusilli

Swap ya for a bag of farfalle

I’m confused as to why I’m laughing at the word Farfalle

Does bow pasta sound better "

I read it with a T and thought it was Italian for fart

Oh I’ve just Fartalléd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

Show me your pasta and I’ll show you my boobs....

It will take more than boobies to distract me from my duties madam

How about my mask "

Depends what.one I've got my guard hat on so I'm feeling tough lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

I’m wondering what I need to do for a bag of fusilli

Swap ya for a bag of farfalle

I’m confused as to why I’m laughing at the word Farfalle

Does bow pasta sound better

I read it with a T and thought it was Italian for fart

Oh I’ve just Fartalléd"

nope I’m not a fart fantasist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

I’m wondering what I need to do for a bag of fusilli

Swap ya for a bag of farfalle

I’m confused as to why I’m laughing at the word Farfalle

Does bow pasta sound better

I read it with a T and thought it was Italian for fart

Oh I’ve just Fartalléd

nope I’m not a fart fantasist "

I just have a short attention span and a lack of sugar today

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

I’m wondering what I need to do for a bag of fusilli

Swap ya for a bag of farfalle

I’m confused as to why I’m laughing at the word Farfalle

Does bow pasta sound better

I read it with a T and thought it was Italian for fart

Oh I’ve just Fartalléd

nope I’m not a fart fantasist

I just have a short attention span and a lack of sugar today "

Il let you off with it this time

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

Show me your pasta and I’ll show you my boobs....

It will take more than boobies to distract me from my duties madam

How about my mask

Depends what.one I've got my guard hat on so I'm feeling tough lol"

My face might scare you more than any mask

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning!"

Morning DD....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

Show me your pasta and I’ll show you my boobs....

It will take more than boobies to distract me from my duties madam

How about my mask

Depends what.one I've got my guard hat on so I'm feeling tough lol

My face might scare you more than any mask "

Oh no busty your beautiful and you know it

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By *ugardadcleanerMan
over a year ago

cirencester

Mike here all present and correct. Hollie was earlier before care home job.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm "lost in the sauce" but Lottie, Dottie and with Everybody, Sir, yes Sir... "Salutes" "

Return salute Private Dana....

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’m here and apparently I’m levels too

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning all. Morning BMB "

Good morning Mr Peachy.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

Show me your pasta and I’ll show you my boobs....

It will take more than boobies to distract me from my duties madam

How about my mask

Depends what.one I've got my guard hat on so I'm feeling tough lol

My face might scare you more than any mask

Oh no busty your beautiful and you know it"

You haven’t seen the top half just move away from the pasta Iv got a whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here, mainly lurking but occassional posting

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Sam Tender

Present "

Good morning private Sam.....are you ready for duty?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Sir

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Mike here all present and correct. Hollie was earlier before care home job. "

Morning Mike....hope you have a good day.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m here and apparently I’m levels too "

Morning private sheikh...I'm often told I'm on another level but not sure if thats good or not..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I am here, mainly lurking but occassional posting"

Thanks for reporting in Ivy...

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I’m here and apparently I’m levels too

Morning private sheikh...I'm often told I'm on another level but not sure if thats good or not.. "

You’re on the south coast massive level innit!

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By *ove2Lick!Man
over a year ago

Banbury

I’m here

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Sir "

Good morning Strala....Are you ready for duty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I am unable to sleep so have my war face on!!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m here and apparently I’m levels too

Morning private sheikh...I'm often told I'm on another level but not sure if thats good or not..

You’re on the south coast massive level innit! "

Respect from the south coast massive

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m here"

Are you correct this morning villager?...

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By *ugardadcleanerMan
over a year ago

cirencester


"Mike here all present and correct. Hollie was earlier before care home job.

Morning Mike....hope you have a good day."

Hollie always ready for duty above and beyond!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well I am unable to sleep so have my war face on!!!"

It sounds like your ready to go on a mission behind enemy lines curvy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash I’m here and ready

I'm ready for you private Busty

What treats await today I wonder

Busty get your mitts off the pasta I needs to get into base

I’m lost

I'm guarding the pasta delivery and I seen your hands go for a bag a penne lol

Show me your pasta and I’ll show you my boobs....

It will take more than boobies to distract me from my duties madam

How about my mask

Depends what.one I've got my guard hat on so I'm feeling tough lol

My face might scare you more than any mask

Oh no busty your beautiful and you know it

You haven’t seen the top half just move away from the pasta Iv got a whip "

Bring it on a good soldier never leaves his post

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Can confirm that I'm present......

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Ooo I'm here and in time! Present!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m here Ash x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Sir

Good morning Strala....Are you ready for duty? "

Ready n willing Sir, just waiting for your command

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