FabSwingers.com forum: 45 Things a Woman wants, But would never ask for

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Touch her waist.

2. Actually talk to her.

3. Share secrets with her.

4. Give her your jacket.

5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.

7. Hold her.

8. Laugh with her.

9. Invite her somewhere.

10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING ..

11. Smile with her.

12. Take pictures with her.

13. Pull her onto your lap.

14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.

15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.

17. Kiss her unexpectedly.

18. Hug her from behind around the waist.

19. Tell her she’s beautiful.

20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.

22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.

23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her

24. Make her feel loved.

25. Kiss her in front of OTHER females you know & hold her hand!

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US ..

26. Don’t lie to her.

27. DON’T cheat on her.

28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.

29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school/work, and how much you miss her already.

30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BE, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT.

31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.

32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.

33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).

34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.

35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..

36. When people insult her or spread rumors, stand up for her.

37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.

38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.

39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.

40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.

41. Call or text her at night when not with her to wish her sweet dreams.

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

43. Take her for long walks at night.

44. Always remind her how much you love her.

45.Straddle the top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re still on top of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot knee pads for using when washing the kitchen floor.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sick bucket alert !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Third Reich armband for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You forgot knee pads for using when washing the kitchen floor.

"
And lube for fucking her arse, couldn't be dry banging her sweet corn hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You forgot knee pads for using when washing the kitchen floor.

And lube for fucking her arse, couldn't be dry banging her sweet corn hole

Fairy liquid as its handy!

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Well I thought it was lovely. And Rhett does all of them. I'm a lucky woman !

Scarlett xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Well I thought it was lovely. And Rhett does all of them. I'm a lucky woman !

Scarlett xx"

Well that's nice dear.

It sort of made me itchy. I found it very patronising and childish as if it was about a little girl that needed her daddy more than equal adults.

If someone wants it great. I don't get on with the idea that all women like this and all men like that etc.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that was a nice read thanks for putting it on

and the bit saying are you thinking of someone made my heart sink thinking of a girl who i like but cocked it up with

but ah well that's why i'm on here now i guess :/ x

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i'm sure several,will ring true for many.

ps if i ever felt the need for a sick bucket,after reading a sentimental post.

the promlem would mine,not the posters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not entirely the ideal of a no strings attached swinging lifestyle though is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not entirely the ideal of a no strings attached swinging lifestyle though is it?"

it's a couple, so I guess they are thinking long term partner?

... and yes, some do ring true, nothing wrong with tenderness in a relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a guy's list of 45?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Not entirely the ideal of a no strings attached swinging lifestyle though is it?

it's a couple, so I guess they are thinking long term partner?

... and yes, some do ring true, nothing wrong with tenderness in a relationship."

so true be nice.

why would people think,couples who swing,are lacking in love,and tenderness ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a guy's list of 45?

I can say no with confidence

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By *cruluceTV/TS
over a year ago

Worthing

Now I know why I separated from my wife a month ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say as ive grown older and a weeee wiser ive learnt to ask if i need a hug a.kiss etc but always welcome them without asking too....good way to start a dismall monday morning...thank you op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we all have our own thoughts on this specailly the guys. But i'm a romantic and i thought it was spot on....well done the OP...

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

the male one gets a bit repetative as its the same answer every time

1. sex

2. sex

3 sex etc etc

(waits for the attacks even tho its clearly a joke)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the male one gets a bit repetative as its the same answer every time

1. sex

2. sex

3 sex etc etc

(waits for the attacks even tho its clearly a joke)"

are you suggesting the following is typical

WOMAN'S DIARY: 11th June 2012

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely.

I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him, thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.

He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying,

I just knew that something was wrong.

He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in,

He hesitated but followed.

I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed, I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply,

He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.

He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.

I cried myself to sleep - I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else.

MAN'S DIARY: 11th June 2012

England lost to France.

Gutted.

Got a fuck though.

The old ones are the best

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

as for the top thread, I agree but not to excess, no partner in a relationship should either be all giving or all recieving, a relationship should be give and take,us men need to be pampered and loved to in our own way, likewise if a man constantly displays romantic gestures incessantly its effect can wear of and be taken for granted, even become iritating as it gets taken for granted.Sometimes a little tension can also be good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not all women that would just make me suspicious

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You missed one off the list

46. Feed her Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the guys that follow these "guidelines" are all with the "best" girls whereas the arrogant, cocky guys are all single... I think not!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"i'm sure several,will ring true for many.

ps if i ever felt the need for a sick bucket,after reading a sentimental post.

the promlem would mine,not the posters.

It's not anyone's problem but yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes some guys need to read this, its just,the nice to treat the woman you love.

But also to treat women and Tgirls too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was number 26 that led to Gary Glitters downfall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was number 26 that led to Gary Glitters downfall"
sorry 29 lol

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By *lipperyWhenWet!Couple
over a year ago

Rochester

Where's the chocolate?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

a collar and lead

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well i get most of that, but a relationship is a two way thing. I give it back. Mostly im wrapped up in cotton wool, some people would hate it but it suits me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the male one gets a bit repetative as its the same answer every time

1. sex

2. sex

3 sex etc etc

(waits for the attacks even tho its clearly a joke)"

You forgot football, food and alcohol but thanks for trying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as for the top thread, I agree but not to excess, no partner in a relationship should either be all giving or all recieving, a relationship should be give and take,us men need to be pampered and loved to in our own way, likewise if a man constantly displays romantic gestures incessantly its effect can wear of and be taken for granted, even become iritating as it gets taken for granted.Sometimes a little tension can also be good. "

Ahhh. Much better.

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"the male one gets a bit repetative as its the same answer every time

1. sex

2. sex

3 sex etc etc

(waits for the attacks even tho its clearly a joke)

You forgot football, food and alcohol but thanks for trying.

you may be right though some might say that eating and drinking are automatic unthinking actions and many also follow thier team unthinkingly too,though mine my not even exist this time next year (dodgey swindling C*@ts)

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Christ, they're not all that insecure are they? I'd be embarrassed to be so needy.

[puts armour on]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong I am a woman and got bored and switched off after reading the first ten?

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By *usty2001Man
over a year ago

bolton

Did all of that, but I can only stand being kick In the nuts so many times, then it’s time to crawl away

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Christ, they're not all that insecure are they? I'd be embarrassed to be so needy.

[puts armour on]"

No, we're not all that insecure.

It's a very Victorian list. Although anyone who brings me a cuppa in the morning will be top of my 'to do' list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the male one gets a bit repetative as its the same answer every time

1. sex

2. sex

3 sex etc etc

(waits for the attacks even tho its clearly a joke)

You forgot football, food and alcohol but thanks for trying.

Lol, I'm sure you can make of list of 20 for us as men are less demanding!

What team is that then?

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Christ, they're not all that insecure are they? I'd be embarrassed to be so needy.

[puts armour on]

No, we're not all that insecure.

It's a very Victorian list. Although anyone who brings me a cuppa in the morning will be top of my 'to do' list.

I would be very happy to. But you must give me a hug and tell me you love me, or I might think you are taking me for granted

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"the male one gets a bit repetative as its the same answer every time

1. sex

2. sex

3 sex etc etc

(waits for the attacks even tho its clearly a joke)

You forgot football, food and alcohol but thanks for trying.

Lol, I'm sure you can make of list of 20 for us as men are less demanding!

What team is that then?"

Pompey, so im sure Stone blue from the post above will be laughing his socks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to the list you think us women are very 'needy' lol...personally i would ask but thats just me, also depends who you are asking as well...

you forget to add..

1, Always 'pretend' you are listening even when your not!!!

2, Always agree with everything she says even when you know she'd wrong!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's the chocolate?

you said the magic word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had me in tears... I'm lucky coz Mike actually does most of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

45 things - come on, don't hold back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it seems strange that the men attack it and women like it apart from one lady who wants to remain single and most of the guys were single guys maybe that says it all

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????

I only got to number 2. Talk to her??? Do me a favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really nice for the romantics... bit of give and take though is the key!! thinks i would run a mile though if a man treated me like that, needy and stalker spring to mind.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I only got to number 2. Talk to her??? Do me a favour

pmsl

I'm kinda with Granny, bit too saccharine for my taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that joke was so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that list of 45 is what teen girls forward each other. Typical American fromanticy. Print out pinned up with pink hearts drawn all over it probably. Then they grow up all disappointed when they realise in reality life is give and take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the male one gets a bit repetative as its the same answer every time

1. sex

2. sex

3 sex etc etc

(waits for the attacks even tho its clearly a joke)

You forgot football, food and alcohol but thanks for trying.

Lol, I'm sure you can make of list of 20 for us as men are less demanding!

What team is that then?

Pompey, so im sure Stone blue from the post above will be laughing his socks off"

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it seems strange that the men attack it and women like it apart from one lady who wants to remain single and most of the guys were single guys maybe that says it all

You need the watch a certain Chris Rock stand-up video. Never scared I think it's called. Funny because it's true!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Touch her waist.

2. Actually talk to her.

3. Share secrets with her.

4. Give her your jacket.

5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.

7. Hold her.

8. Laugh with her.

9. Invite her somewhere.

10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING ..

11. Smile with her.

12. Take pictures with her.

13. Pull her onto your lap.

14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.

15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.

17. Kiss her unexpectedly.

18. Hug her from behind around the waist.

19. Tell her she’s beautiful.

20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.

22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.

23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her

24. Make her feel loved.

25. Kiss her in front of OTHER females you know & hold her hand!

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US ..

26. Don’t lie to her.

27. DON’T cheat on her.

28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.

29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school/work, and how much you miss her already.

30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BE, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT.

31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.

32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.

33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).

34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.

35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..

36. When people insult her or spread rumors, stand up for her.

37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.

39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.

40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.

41. Call or text her at night when not with her to wish her sweet dreams.

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

43. Take her for long walks at night.

44. Always remind her how much you love her.

45.Straddle the top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re still on top of her

and the guys list is

1 good blow job

2 better blow job this time bitch

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