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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! What you up to? Working? Making me peek? Listening to Bon Jovi? Eating Haribos? Resisting temptation? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

PenguIN

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Extra time already. New record surely jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"PenguIN"

You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, congratulations!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Extra time already. New record surely jim "

I don't know what the record is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo.. Still here.. Think you were serenading me with red red winnnnneeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me in bed & perving here

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Back to chill my brain and nocturnal a bit more nonsense before sleepy time

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Extra time already. New record surely jim

I don't know what the record is."

Ring Norris McWhirter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think i killed it lasttime

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"PenguIN

You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, congratulations!"

Do I win a penguin bar? If not I’ll have to resort to finding year old random threads to revive

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Think i killed it lasttime "

Killed what ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Think i killed it lasttime "

Nah, this thread is like a cockroach - indestructible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Woohoo.. Still here.. Think you were serenading me with red red winnnnneeeee"

I do have a midlandy voice.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Extra time already. New record surely jim

I don't know what the record is.

Ring Norris McWhirter "

That’s cockney for squirter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think i killed it lasttime

Killed what ?"

The 1st thread haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think i killed it lasttime

Nah, this thread is like a cockroach - indestructible "

Yay thats great

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Norris McWhirter, who's the biggest squirter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me in bed & perving here "

Pervert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think i killed it lasttime "

You can't keep a good thread down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evenin all

I’m at work, currently on my “lunch” break

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"PenguIN

You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, congratulations!

Do I win a penguin bar? If not I’ll have to resort to finding year old random threads to revive "

I've got chocolate digestives.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think i killed it lasttime

Nah, this thread is like a cockroach - indestructible "

Thank you, I think.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Evenin all

I’m at work, currently on my “lunch” break"

How's life downunder bruce?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Think i killed it lasttime

Nah, this thread is like a cockroach - indestructible

Thank you, I think."

Its a backhanded compliment, definitely Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin all

I’m at work, currently on my “lunch” break

How's life downunder bruce?"

If only. Nights this week so my body clock is back to front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think i killed it lasttime

You can't keep a good thread down."

Thank god for part 2 haha

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"PenguIN

You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, congratulations!

Do I win a penguin bar? If not I’ll have to resort to finding year old random threads to revive

I've got chocolate digestives."

Sold!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evenin all

I’m at work, currently on my “lunch” break"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Curvy. What's for lunch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think i killed it lasttime

Nah, this thread is like a cockroach - indestructible

Thank you, I think.

Its a backhanded compliment, definitely Jim "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin all

I’m at work, currently on my “lunch” break

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Curvy. What's for lunch?"

Prawn, spinach and red onion salad with coriander and mint vinaigrette. All homemade too I might add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evenin all

I’m at work, currently on my “lunch” break

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Curvy. What's for lunch?

Prawn, spinach and red onion salad with coriander and mint vinaigrette. All homemade too I might add "

You're good, you're a prawn star.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Think i killed it lasttime

You can't keep a good thread down.

Thank god for part 2 haha "

This thread meanders on to part 3 or even 4 some nights, depends how much nonsense there is to nocturnalise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really fancy a bowl of cerials. A nice mix of shreddies and rice crispies. Mmmm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once "

I had heard that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really fancy a bowl of cerials. A nice mix of shreddies and rice crispies. Mmmm. "

That's a good cereal mixture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once "

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really fancy a bowl of cerials. A nice mix of shreddies and rice crispies. Mmmm.

That's a good cereal mixture."

Maybe a bit of honey drizzled on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

I had heard that."

I bet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evenin all

I’m at work, currently on my “lunch” break

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Curvy. What's for lunch?

Prawn, spinach and red onion salad with coriander and mint vinaigrette. All homemade too I might add

You're good, you're a prawn star."

So how’s everyone else’s evenings been so far?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really fancy a bowl of cerials. A nice mix of shreddies and rice crispies. Mmmm.

That's a good cereal mixture.

Maybe a bit of honey drizzled on. "

Sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here "

Ver juicy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too "

I have watermellon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon "

All the horny men do.

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Hello! What you up to? Working? Making me peek? Listening to Bon Jovi? Eating Haribos? Resisting temptation? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface "

Evening Jim. Just listening to music and spending time in the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello! What you up to? Working? Making me peek? Listening to Bon Jovi? Eating Haribos? Resisting temptation? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

Evening Jim. Just listening to music and spending time in the forums "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Martin. Very nice. Smileyface

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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Nosing on here and watching the innocence files. Sleep evades me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do."

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim "

Jim likes to play......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The late night thread always ends up making me feeling starving with all the food talk... Gonna have to have a quick squirt of squirty cream enroute to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Jim likes to play...... "

No doubt he likes to play but its my watermelon

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By *evyn69Man
over a year ago

Staines

Evening....thought I was tired. Guess what!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Back again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoons on the DJ set,one for the covid-19 https://youtu.be/RZ2oXzrnti4

Ghost town

Enjoy

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By *evyn69Man
over a year ago

Staines

Who? Me or You?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim "

Watermelon in fridge

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Watermelon in fridge "

Where else would you keep it ?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"The late night thread always ends up making me feeling starving with all the food talk... Gonna have to have a quick squirt of squirty cream enroute to bed "

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Watermelon in fridge "

Yeah keeps it fresh when its already been open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The late night thread always ends up making me feeling starving with all the food talk... Gonna have to have a quick squirt of squirty cream enroute to bed "

I have made some now & that was because of the discussion here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Watermelon in fridge

Where else would you keep it ? "

Frozen in ice lolly moulds, with a splash of vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The late night thread always ends up making me feeling starving with all the food talk... Gonna have to have a quick squirt of squirty cream enroute to bed

I have made some now & that was because of the discussion here "

We all succumb lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Oh Jimmy

X

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Watermelon in fridge

Yeah keeps it fresh when its already been open "

Can’t last fresh for long in fridge, ideally should be eaten all immediately.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Watermelon in fridge

Where else would you keep it ?

Frozen in ice lolly moulds, with a splash of vodka "

That sounds hard work I’d rather just alternate between sucking the watermelon and necking the vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The late night thread always ends up making me feeling starving with all the food talk... Gonna have to have a quick squirt of squirty cream enroute to bed "

I can cut a bit of watermelon from the fridge with your squirty cream

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

What is it with Watermelons and fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Watermelon in fridge

Where else would you keep it ?

Frozen in ice lolly moulds, with a splash of vodka

That sounds hard work I’d rather just alternate between sucking the watermelon and necking the vodka "

That would work too, but not as refreshing when sunning myself in the garden

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

Evening all. Can’t sleep so looking around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The late night thread always ends up making me feeling starving with all the food talk... Gonna have to have a quick squirt of squirty cream enroute to bed

I have made some now & that was because of the discussion here

We all succumb lol"

2 things I can’t delay them, food time & fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Watermelon in fridge

Yeah keeps it fresh when its already been open

Can’t last fresh for long in fridge, ideally should be eaten all immediately. "

No its gone within days of it being open

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What is it with Watermelons and fab "

Juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. Can’t sleep so looking around "

Would you like some watermelon, still some going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The late night thread always ends up making me feeling starving with all the food talk... Gonna have to have a quick squirt of squirty cream enroute to bed

I can cut a bit of watermelon from the fridge with your squirty cream "

I'll just open me gob and squirt it right in.. I'm a pro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it with Watermelons and fab "

Summer is the ideal season for watermelon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Watermelon in fridge

Where else would you keep it ?

Frozen in ice lolly moulds, with a splash of vodka

That sounds hard work I’d rather just alternate between sucking the watermelon and necking the vodka "

Skip the WM, lets just set up the vodka bar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nosing on here and watching the innocence files. Sleep evades me! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bib. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening all. Can’t sleep so looking around

Would you like some watermelon, still some going "

I’ll have some, thank you. Xx

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"What is it with Watermelons and fab "

Tis a beautiful thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Watermelon in fridge

Where else would you keep it ?

Frozen in ice lolly moulds, with a splash of vodka

That sounds hard work I’d rather just alternate between sucking the watermelon and necking the vodka

Skip the WM, lets just set up the vodka bar! "

Oh ok. You’ve twisted my arm

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Watermelon in fridge

Where else would you keep it ?

Frozen in ice lolly moulds, with a splash of vodka

That sounds hard work I’d rather just alternate between sucking the watermelon and necking the vodka

Skip the WM, lets just set up the vodka bar! "

Perfect thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Watermelon in fridge

Yeah keeps it fresh when its already been open

Can’t last fresh for long in fridge, ideally should be eaten all immediately.

No its gone within days of it being open "

It won’t taste the same as it when first opened

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The late night thread always ends up making me feeling starving with all the food talk... Gonna have to have a quick squirt of squirty cream enroute to bed "

I hope you enjoyed your squirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it with Watermelons and fab "

Nothing wrong with watermelon, its in my fridge

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

On watermelons..... has anyone had the yellow flesh one? It’s delicious just not as juicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The late night thread always ends up making me feeling starving with all the food talk... Gonna have to have a quick squirt of squirty cream enroute to bed

I hope you enjoyed your squirt."

Ooo Jim.. You make me come over all unnecessary!

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By *ave BearMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Can't sleep and bored of watermelon. I need real melons??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Watermelon in fridge

Yeah keeps it fresh when its already been open

Can’t last fresh for long in fridge, ideally should be eaten all immediately.

No its gone within days of it being open

It won’t taste the same as it when first opened "

Wheni buy fresh you can have 1st bite then, how about that?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I've developed a Watermon fetish since i come on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim "

Of course you want to keep your watermelon fresh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening....thought I was tired. Guess what!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nevyn. I'm guessing you're up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep and bored of watermelon. I need real melons??"

Some one sort this guy with melons... google maybe the answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back again "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"On watermelons..... has anyone had the yellow flesh one? It’s delicious just not as juicy "

and healthy

https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/what-is-yellow-watermelon/amp

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"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Of course you want to keep your watermelon fresh. "

Jim damn where have you been?? I got hungny

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Can't sleep and bored of watermelon. I need real melons??

Some one sort this guy with melons... google maybe the answer "

So many different types though, what melon would you prefer, there’s something for all tastes

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Surely a Banananana is a more sexual fruit

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over a year ago


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets "

God lemon sherberts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On watermelons..... has anyone had the yellow flesh one? It’s delicious just not as juicy

and healthy

https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/what-is-yellow-watermelon/amp"

I thought you were taking the piss then hahahhahaa had to look at the whole web address

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Can't sleep and bored of watermelon. I need real melons??

Some one sort this guy with melons... google maybe the answer

So many different types though, what melon would you prefer, there’s something for all tastes "

What do you call a mixed up Melon ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who? Me or You?"

Nevyn, if you hit +quote it'll make replying to someone make more sense. But I'll answer question, me.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"On watermelons..... has anyone had the yellow flesh one? It’s delicious just not as juicy

and healthy

https://spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/what-is-yellow-watermelon/amp

I thought you were taking the piss then hahahhahaa had to look at the whole web address "

Oops sorry never noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep and bored of watermelon. I need real melons??

Some one sort this guy with melons... google maybe the answer

So many different types though, what melon would you prefer, there’s something for all tastes

What do you call a mixed up Melon ? "

A lemon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Of course you want to keep your watermelon fresh. "

And tidy too

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Can't sleep and bored of watermelon. I need real melons??

Some one sort this guy with melons... google maybe the answer

So many different types though, what melon would you prefer, there’s something for all tastes

What do you call a mixed up Melon ?

A lemon?"

Don't come a see me do stand up mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spoons on the DJ set,one for the covid-19 https://youtu.be/RZ2oXzrnti4

Ghost town

Enjoy"

That's a special tune.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Can't sleep and bored of watermelon. I need real melons??

Some one sort this guy with melons... google maybe the answer

So many different types though, what melon would you prefer, there’s something for all tastes

What do you call a mixed up Melon ? "

....... reveal ...... drum roll

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Can't sleep and bored of watermelon. I need real melons??

Some one sort this guy with melons... google maybe the answer

So many different types though, what melon would you prefer, there’s something for all tastes

What do you call a mixed up Melon ?

....... reveal ...... drum roll "

A Lemon

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Show me your tool Jim

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Can't sleep and bored of watermelon. I need real melons??

Some one sort this guy with melons... google maybe the answer

So many different types though, what melon would you prefer, there’s something for all tastes

What do you call a mixed up Melon ?

....... reveal ...... drum roll

A Lemon "

I'll get me coat

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Can't sleep and bored of watermelon. I need real melons??

Some one sort this guy with melons... google maybe the answer

So many different types though, what melon would you prefer, there’s something for all tastes

What do you call a mixed up Melon ?

....... reveal ...... drum roll

A Lemon "

Boom boom..... perfect for vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Jimmy

X

X"

Oh, Yassy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts "

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Can't sleep and bored of watermelon. I need real melons??

Some one sort this guy with melons... google maybe the answer

So many different types though, what melon would you prefer, there’s something for all tastes

What do you call a mixed up Melon ? "

A giraffe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep and bored of watermelon. I need real melons??

Some one sort this guy with melons... google maybe the answer

So many different types though, what melon would you prefer, there’s something for all tastes

What do you call a mixed up Melon ?

....... reveal ...... drum roll

A Lemon

Boom boom..... perfect for vodka "

Oh hello.. Bar is open

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here x"

Haven’t had them for years, do you have an orange one

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Can't sleep and bored of watermelon. I need real melons??

Some one sort this guy with melons... google maybe the answer

So many different types though, what melon would you prefer, there’s something for all tastes

What do you call a mixed up Melon ?

....... reveal ...... drum roll

A Lemon

Boom boom..... perfect for vodka

Oh hello.. Bar is open "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is it with Watermelons and fab "

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over a year ago


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here x"

Am liking the new photos... For POF challenge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show me your tool Jim

"

Jim has tools??

Damn he can diy for me anyday then haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. Can’t sleep so looking around "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ducklings. Welcome aboard the good ship nocturnal. Smileyface

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over a year ago


"Show me your tool Jim

Jim has tools??

Damn he can diy for me anyday then haha"

He has a rubber duckie too.. Of you are very lucky you might get to see it... It is shy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spoons on the DJ set,one for the covid-19 https://youtu.be/RZ2oXzrnti4

Ghost town

Enjoy

That's a special tune."

Thanks jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On watermelons..... has anyone had the yellow flesh one? It’s delicious just not as juicy "

A new watermelon to try!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The late night thread always ends up making me feeling starving with all the food talk... Gonna have to have a quick squirt of squirty cream enroute to bed

I hope you enjoyed your squirt.

Ooo Jim.. You make me come over all unnecessary! "

I'm glad I made you come.

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over a year ago


"The late night thread always ends up making me feeling starving with all the food talk... Gonna have to have a quick squirt of squirty cream enroute to bed

I hope you enjoyed your squirt.

Ooo Jim.. You make me come over all unnecessary!

I'm glad I made you come."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here

X

Haven’t had them for years, do you have an orange one "

I have! It's a mix from Aldi there are some light and dark red ones, orange, lemon and some green ones which I cant work out the flavour! Throwing in the crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here x

Am liking the new photos... For POF challenge? "

Yes. And thank you Dont ask how long it took me to take that damn pic and balance the things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't sleep and bored of watermelon. I need real melons??

Some one sort this guy with melons... google maybe the answer

So many different types though, what melon would you prefer, there’s something for all tastes

What do you call a mixed up Melon ?

....... reveal ...... drum roll

A Lemon

Boom boom..... perfect for vodka

Oh hello.. Bar is open "

Can I have a creamy cake please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoon on the decks for covid-19

Heres one for the men when they dont get a message back from the woman

https://youtu.be/uPudE8nDog0

Enjoy

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here

X

Haven’t had them for years, do you have an orange one

I have! It's a mix from Aldi there are some light and dark red ones, orange, lemon and some green ones which I cant work out the flavour! Throwing in the crowd"

Ooh lovely I’ll have to keep an eye out for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On watermelons..... has anyone had the yellow flesh one? It’s delicious just not as juicy

A new watermelon to try!"

Never heard of that yellow watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here x

Am liking the new photos... For POF challenge?

Yes. And thank you Dont ask how long it took me to take that damn pic and balance the things "

What the hell are you going to do for swimming??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

speaking of watermelons.. if you cut up lime in half.. discard the content or use it for lemonade.. then fill in with red vodka jelly.. set.. cut in quarters and add drops of chocolate with writing edible pen.. it makes amazing party nibble and looks like mini watermelons

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here x

Am liking the new photos... For POF challenge?

Yes. And thank you Dont ask how long it took me to take that damn pic and balance the things "

Great shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spoon on the decks for covid-19

Heres one for the men when they dont get a message back from the woman

https://youtu.be/uPudE8nDog0

Enjoy"

What happens if he blocked then ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Show me your tool Jim

Jim has tools??

Damn he can diy for me anyday then haha"

Speaking of tools, where is Benny with his chopper??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’m away back to work. Have fun all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here x

Am liking the new photos... For POF challenge?

Yes. And thank you Dont ask how long it took me to take that damn pic and balance the things

What the hell are you going to do for swimming??!! "

Maybe something fun for a change lol. My pics seem so serious in comparison to some Good to end it on a funny note.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"On watermelons..... has anyone had the yellow flesh one? It’s delicious just not as juicy

A new watermelon to try!

Never heard of that yellow watermelon "

Link further up.... it’s delicious, I discovered it last summer

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Show me your tool Jim

Jim has tools??

Damn he can diy for me anyday then haha

Speaking of tools, where is Benny with his chopper?? "

Who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show me your tool Jim

Jim has tools??

Damn he can diy for me anyday then haha

Speaking of tools, where is Benny with his chopper?? "

He's over on the b+w thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here x

Am liking the new photos... For POF challenge?

Yes. And thank you Dont ask how long it took me to take that damn pic and balance the things

Great shots "

High 5 violinist;-) I like how you cuddle that violin! All the angles worked so well

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here x

Am liking the new photos... For POF challenge?

Yes. And thank you Dont ask how long it took me to take that damn pic and balance the things

What the hell are you going to do for swimming??!!

Maybe something fun for a change lol. My pics seem so serious in comparison to some Good to end it on a funny note. "

Swimming a challenge, but I’m thinking fun too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show me your tool Jim

Jim has tools??

Damn he can diy for me anyday then haha

Speaking of tools, where is Benny with his chopper??

He's over on the b+w thread "

Benny + Wood?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't sleep and bored of watermelon. I need real melons??"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dave Bear. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. How about a grapefruit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here x

Am liking the new photos... For POF challenge?

Yes. And thank you Dont ask how long it took me to take that damn pic and balance the things

What the hell are you going to do for swimming??!!

Maybe something fun for a change lol. My pics seem so serious in comparison to some Good to end it on a funny note. "

Oooo i have a snorkel somewhere... I might be tempted for that one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I’m away back to work. Have fun all "

Till the next break!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here x

Am liking the new photos... For POF challenge?

Yes. And thank you Dont ask how long it took me to take that damn pic and balance the things

Great shots

High 5 violinist;-) I like how you cuddle that violin! All the angles worked so well "

Aww thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show me your tool Jim

Jim has tools??

Damn he can diy for me anyday then haha

Speaking of tools, where is Benny with his chopper??

He's over on the b+w thread

Benny + Wood? "

Ahhh benny and his wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here x

Am liking the new photos... For POF challenge?

Yes. And thank you Dont ask how long it took me to take that damn pic and balance the things

What the hell are you going to do for swimming??!!

Maybe something fun for a change lol. My pics seem so serious in comparison to some Good to end it on a funny note.

Oooo i have a snorkel somewhere... I might be tempted for that one!! "

Yay. I have some kids swimming equipment .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone needs wood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone needs wood? "

Yes please. For my imaginary fireplace

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here x

Am liking the new photos... For POF challenge?

Yes. And thank you Dont ask how long it took me to take that damn pic and balance the things

What the hell are you going to do for swimming??!!

Maybe something fun for a change lol. My pics seem so serious in comparison to some Good to end it on a funny note. "

I'd say yours is classy. Ours is just, well, plain silly

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

God lemon sherberts

It is a mix.. but lemons are my favourite good to see you here x

Am liking the new photos... For POF challenge?

Yes. And thank you Dont ask how long it took me to take that damn pic and balance the things

What the hell are you going to do for swimming??!!

Maybe something fun for a change lol. My pics seem so serious in comparison to some Good to end it on a funny note.

Oooo i have a snorkel somewhere... I might be tempted for that one!!

Yay. I have some kids swimming equipment ."

I think we are thinking similar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets "

You have so many fruit sherberts!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Someone needs wood? "

Chip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know about benny and wood sounds unsafe to operate tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone needs wood? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone needs wood?

Chip?"

No that's potatoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Of course you want to keep your watermelon fresh.

Jim damn where have you been?? I got hungny"

I took a quick break. I'm still catching up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone needs wood?

"

Always have wood for the dark angel

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Of course you want to keep your watermelon fresh.

Jim damn where have you been?? I got hungny

I took a quick break. I'm still catching up."

Sit down wee? I'm off for one of those too before sleepy times

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Someone needs wood?

Always have wood for the dark angel "

Ummm 'scuse us Benny, but it was we (I) who missed you and sought your whereabouts

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Someone needs wood?

Chip?

No that's potatoe "

Juice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Show me your tool Jim

"

You asked for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone needs wood?

Always have wood for the dark angel

Ummm 'scuse us Benny, but it was we (I) who missed you and sought your whereabouts "

Haha theres plenty to go around

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Show me your tool Jim

You asked for it."

Careful, you'll have someone's eye out with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am coming back bearing gift of fruit sherbets

You have so many fruit sherberts!"

I have many friends to share with

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over a year ago


"If any one fancy fresh mango I have some extra juicy once

Mango you say, hey girls mangggoooo here

Ver juicy too

I have watermellon

All the horny men do.

I ment in my fridge, come on jim

Of course you want to keep your watermelon fresh.

Jim damn where have you been?? I got hungny

I took a quick break. I'm still catching up.

Sit down wee? I'm off for one of those too before sleepy times "

Jim took a quick break... i sat and eat the watermelon.. had a yogurt.. had some biscuits drank a hot choc and now i see he messaged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone needs wood?

Chip?

No that's potatoe

Juice?"

Haha mmm starchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show me your tool Jim

You asked for it."

Jim's tools out. Man slag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show me your tool Jim

You asked for it."

Careful what you wish for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show me your tool Jim

You asked for it.

Jim's tools out. Man slag! "

Said the pot

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over a year ago


"Well I’m away back to work. Have fun all "

See you later.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Show me your tool Jim

You asked for it."

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