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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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over a year ago

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call Jessica Fletcher

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Imagine the scene a forumite is found dead minutes after passing someone in a thread, and blocking people for not sending face pics with the first message.

What’s your alibi, who are your suspects, what’s their motive?

Who dunnit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My alibi? I was in the bath and then taking naked photos, time stamp will prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pegging the blame on bustymarriedbabe she was wearing her Friday the 13th mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory

You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amd it wasnt me as I was building a fence in the garden while looking though the bathroom window at sparkles007 in the bath I disnt know she was in there at first but I got stuck up the ladder and then couldnt loom away

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory

You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?

Yes it bloody hurt too, but she didn’t kill me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory

You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?

C'mon then! Lets go. Sure we can find more twats to bat

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

It weren't me..I swear Guv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory

You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?

C'mon then! Lets go. Sure we can find more twats to bat

There's plenty around! Especially today

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Call Jennifer feltcher...

It was one of the ladies in the kitchen with her cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory

You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?

Yes it bloody hurt too, but she didn’t kill me.

Haha!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It weren't me..I swear Guv

Oh yeh, your dabs are all over his weapon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory

You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?

Yes it bloody hurt too, but she didn’t kill me.

But I said duck not fuck!

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Was there any evidence left at the scene of the crime?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Call Jennifer feltcher...

It was one of the ladies in the kitchen with her cooking

I don't know if Jennifer can help but Jessica may

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Was there any evidence left at the scene of the crime?"

Just a cock pic.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"Was there any evidence left at the scene of the crime?"

There was a snail trail, so I’m thinking who ever did it, cut her legs off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory

You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?

C'mon then! Lets go. Sure we can find more twats to bat

There's plenty around! Especially today

I hope you didnt mean me I'm only half twat today

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

"Was there any evidence left at the scene of the crime?

Just a cock pic. "

Was their cum? We can get the DNA analysis done. Unless that’s a fruitless search.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Was there any evidence left at the scene of the crime?

Just a cock pic.

Was their cum? We can get the DNA analysis done. Unless that’s a fruitless search."

There was no fruit, puts me in the clear.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory

You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?

Who’s wacking twats?? No one told me today was wacking day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory

You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?

Who’s wacking twats?? No one told me today was wacking day.

*drops the twat whacker*

Oops busted!

Ya got me bang to rights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory

You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?

Who’s wacking twats?? No one told me today was wacking day.

We just figured it out, come join!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"It were me... With the twat whacker in the conservatory

You been wacking twats again and you didn't tell me?

Who’s wacking twats?? No one told me today was wacking day.

We just figured it out, come join!

Could it be it was a combined effort.

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Was there any evidence left at the scene of the crime?

Just a cock pic.

Was their cum? We can get the DNA analysis done. Unless that’s a fruitless search.

There was no fruit, puts me in the clear. "

Was it a distinctive looking cock?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Not me I don’t read my messages

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Was there any evidence left at the scene of the crime?

Just a cock pic.

Was their cum? We can get the DNA analysis done. Unless that’s a fruitless search.

There was no fruit, puts me in the clear.

Was it a distinctive looking cock? "

It had beautiful plumage but didn’t like to crow about it.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.

That's guilt if ever I've seen it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still sticking with the theory it was bustymarriedbabe with her mask on and as she hasn't shown up to deny it I think it was her

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.

That's guilt if ever I've seen it

It’s obvious in its blatant attempt at mid direction.

Just like your bum cheeks distracting from the weapons hidden in your bra.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.

That's guilt if ever I've seen it

It’s obvious in its blatant attempt at mid direction.

Just like your bum cheeks distracting from the weapons hidden in your bra. "

What makes you think they are in my bra..there is another deep hiding place

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.

That's guilt if ever I've seen it

It’s obvious in its blatant attempt at mid direction.

Just like your bum cheeks distracting from the weapons hidden in your bra.

What makes you think they are in my bra..there is another deep hiding place

Aha a clue. The murder weapon was a large blunt object.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.

That's guilt if ever I've seen it

It’s obvious in its blatant attempt at mid direction.

Just like your bum cheeks distracting from the weapons hidden in your bra.

What makes you think they are in my bra..there is another deep hiding place

Aha a clue. The murder weapon was a large blunt object. "

Was someone getting cheeky with the candlestick in the dungeon?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I guess we will never know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.

That's guilt if ever I've seen it

It’s obvious in its blatant attempt at mid direction.

Just like your bum cheeks distracting from the weapons hidden in your bra.

What makes you think they are in my bra..there is another deep hiding place

Aha a clue. The murder weapon was a large blunt object. "

Large instruments I think are much better for such acts

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I did it

I bet you actually did.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.

That's guilt if ever I've seen it

It’s obvious in its blatant attempt at mid direction.

Just like your bum cheeks distracting from the weapons hidden in your bra.

What makes you think they are in my bra..there is another deep hiding place

Aha a clue. The murder weapon was a large blunt object.

Large instruments I think are much better for such acts"

Some say the bigger the better but it has to feel good in your hand.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A couple of guilty faces up there ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No me I know that much

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"After confessing on another thread that I’ve been researching female serial killers this morning, I’m not sure my alibi will stand much stead.

That's guilt if ever I've seen it

It’s obvious in its blatant attempt at mid direction.

Just like your bum cheeks distracting from the weapons hidden in your bra.

What makes you think they are in my bra..there is another deep hiding place

Aha a clue. The murder weapon was a large blunt object.

Large instruments I think are much better for such acts

Some say the bigger the better but it has to feel good in your hand. "

Definitely, especially for hand to hand combat

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