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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

it's hard to find good people but the comments here are especially unfriendly..

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo you dont say!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here? Noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno what you're on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry couldnt help myself.

There are lots of very nice people on here most are very friendly it's all about how you conduct yourself and join in most people herein find just wanna pass the day and have fun

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

We're just trying to lighten the mood ,,

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"it's hard to find good people but the comments here are especially unfriendly.. "

That's you black-balled from The Clique then.....

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

That's an overinflated opinion ballon bollocks!

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up.

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex


"That's an overinflated opinion ballon bollocks! "

*balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up. "

I think you're confusing it with puerile insipid banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up. "

I think exaggeration is worse than sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But there are some really lovely people on here.

We all have a front.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Do you want a cuddle obviously a virtual one I’m not being sarcastic

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

that as well. banter, jesus christ, its like a school playground.

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

There are some lovely people too, I had no end of helpful advice about my car the other day and my battery problem.

I imagine the longer lockdown goes on though, it brings out the worst in some and the best on others. Two sides of a coin.

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

cuddles, love are always appreciated. If we cuddle more and stopped being a cunt the world would be a better place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your profile heading intended as sarcasm? Asking for a friend.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"that as well. banter, jesus christ, its like a school playground. "

Thank God you arrived in time Jay. Seriously, now we can get down the grown up stuff.....

What do you suggest we talk about today ? We could keep it here on your very friendly and complimentary thread or you could start and host a totally new one....

Can't wait. xx

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

It's not jus lockdown, some of the comments here are standard what I expect from humanity. I'm embarrassed to be a human being

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want a cuddle obviously a virtual one I’m not being sarcastic "

I want a cuddle busty

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It's not jus lockdown, some of the comments here are standard what I expect from humanity. I'm embarrassed to be a human being "

If the comments are what you expect from humanity then you have not been disappointed.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"cuddles, love are always appreciated. If we cuddle more and stopped being a cunt the world would be a better place "

Wise words.

Look into the mirror and repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not jus lockdown, some of the comments here are standard what I expect from humanity. I'm embarrassed to be a human being "

Wait until the barebackers start... the cake will really get flung then, you aint seen nothing yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh mate

There are people that do see you and they are lovely. I didn’t always believe it but trust me, the forums are like anywhere else. You can’t always have people you’re going to like or that will like you. X

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"Is your profile heading intended as sarcasm? Asking for a friend."

A great example. Asking for a friend, are you serious. Do you think you are being original or funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that as well. banter, jesus christ, its like a school playground.

Thank God you arrived in time Jay. Seriously, now we can get down the grown up stuff.....

What do you suggest we talk about today ? We could keep it here on your very friendly and complimentary thread or you could start and host a totally new one....

Can't wait. xx"

Can't wait either, wake me up when he gets started. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up. "

Lol Balloon bollocks (snurk)

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"We're just trying to lighten the mood ,, "

Being a rude cunt, does that lighten the mood. Not in my world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcasm and banter. The shit that gets me through the day.

But got OP, I shall reform and become a boring bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sarcasm and banter. The shit that gets me through the day.

But got OP, I shall reform and become a boring bastard"

For not got. Sodding auto carrot

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"cuddles, love are always appreciated. If we cuddle more and stopped being a cunt the world would be a better place

Wise words.

Look into the mirror and repeat "

And there you go calling me a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with a bit of sarcasm OP, it's harmless fun that's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're just trying to lighten the mood ,,

Being a rude cunt, does that lighten the mood. Not in my world"

Dont get so hung up on it just wear a dilligaf on your shirt and do a fishmo

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"it's hard to find good people but the comments here are especially unfriendly.. "

Sorry but I must disagree. Or rather I feel I should but not too certain what you are getting at. Do you have an example?

It’s an open and anonymous platform. However it is regulated by the moderators so better than most.

I found other members who use the forum to be welcoming and fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sarcasm and banter. The shit that gets me through the day.

But got OP, I shall reform and become a boring bastard

For not got. Sodding auto carrot "

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"Oh mate

There are people that do see you and they are lovely. I didn’t always believe it but trust me, the forums are like anywhere else. You can’t always have people you’re going to like or that will like you. X "

too few and far between, humanity needs to higher its vibration. Its embarrassing people are so shit

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Sarcasm and banter. The shit that gets me through the day.

But got OP, I shall reform and become a boring bastard"

The world and this place would be dull without sarcasm, banter, dark humour, twisted senses of humour and individuality.

It is what it is and always will be.

Of course it's not compulsory to join in of course.

Freedom of choice and all that.......

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we all just get along ffs

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"Sarcasm and banter. The shit that gets me through the day.

But got OP, I shall reform and become a boring bastard

For not got. Sodding auto carrot

"

That's fucking sad to hear. The kind of person I would avoid

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Oh mate

There are people that do see you and they are lovely. I didn’t always believe it but trust me, the forums are like anywhere else. You can’t always have people you’re going to like or that will like you. X

too few and far between, humanity needs to higher its vibration. Its embarrassing people are so shit"

I think it would be easier to accept your comment about everyone else except you being completely shit if you had a different profile picture.

That high horse must be extremely difficult to ride

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I love him already. Balloon bollocks or not.

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Obviously you are the type of person that easily makes friends

Yes being sarcastic

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Obviously you are the type of person that easily makes friends

Yes being sarcastic"

Well , Yes I am as it happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh mate

There are people that do see you and they are lovely. I didn’t always believe it but trust me, the forums are like anywhere else. You can’t always have people you’re going to like or that will like you. X

too few and far between, humanity needs to higher its vibration. Its embarrassing people are so shit"

Trust me there are days I’ve got off of fab or any other social media app and I’ve been astounded at the things I’ve seen people say. But genuinely, humanity as a whole is better than you’re giving it credit for and so are the people on the forums on fab.

Every thread is a new thread imo, someone can be sarcastic and light hearted in one and serious or empathetic or whatever, in another.

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"Sarcasm and banter. The shit that gets me through the day.

But got OP, I shall reform and become a boring bastard"

Intelligence is not boring. If you really think cutting out sarcasm and banter would make you life boring, you need to rethink a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sarcasm and banter. The shit that gets me through the day.

But got OP, I shall reform and become a boring bastard

For not got. Sodding auto carrot

That's fucking sad to hear. The kind of person I would avoid"

Heart broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This Joker ain't serious".

Sorry rephrase that,

"This serious ain't Joker".

Question:

Did you expect to be taken seriously when you put up your profile heading?

If this thread IS an attempt at sarcasm you have failed badly.

What you would be lacking IS the ability to banter with it.

You need to go back to that school playground.

You might learn something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sarcasm and banter. The shit that gets me through the day.

But got OP, I shall reform and become a boring bastard

Intelligence is not boring. If you really think cutting out sarcasm and banter would make you life boring, you need to rethink a lot "

You can’t be serious *ALL THE TIME*, OP. And choosing not to be serious all the time is self care.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

@.....@.......@........@......... tumble .....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

O.P. Keep going. They don't know what's good for them.

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"Oh mate

There are people that do see you and they are lovely. I didn’t always believe it but trust me, the forums are like anywhere else. You can’t always have people you’re going to like or that will like you. X

too few and far between, humanity needs to higher its vibration. Its embarrassing people are so shit

I think it would be easier to accept your comment about everyone else except you being completely shit if you had a different profile picture.

That high horse must be extremely difficult to ride"

It's more original than most on here. I don't ride a high horse, if you compare yourself to low standards on this planet it makes me average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it’s because no one wanted to watch OP moaning on cam?

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"Obviously you are the type of person that easily makes friends

Yes being sarcastic"

Are you looking for shallow superficial relationships. I only want amazing people in my life. I can find cunts everywhere

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"it's hard to find good people but the comments here are especially unfriendly.. "

It's shame when comments are taken negatively especially when people are just having banter, and themselves take it on the chin.

Obviously, it's different if a comment is meant to sting but I don't think that most are meant that way.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Obviously you are the type of person that easily makes friends

Yes being sarcastic

Are you looking for shallow superficial relationships. I only want amazing people in my life. I can find cunts everywhere "

How many amazing people did you find asking if they wanted to watch you squirt on camera?

I’d have thought it’s more likely to be superficial ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really?! No way!

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"Oh mate

There are people that do see you and they are lovely. I didn’t always believe it but trust me, the forums are like anywhere else. You can’t always have people you’re going to like or that will like you. X

too few and far between, humanity needs to higher its vibration. Its embarrassing people are so shit

Trust me there are days I’ve got off of fab or any other social media app and I’ve been astounded at the things I’ve seen people say. But genuinely, humanity as a whole is better than you’re giving it credit for and so are the people on the forums on fab.

Every thread is a new thread imo, someone can be sarcastic and light hearted in one and serious or empathetic or whatever, in another. "

If this were true any everyone was working for the greater good, do you think the planet would be so fucked. We have completely destroyed our home in every way. This situation hopefully will make people take a hard look at yourself and if you like yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP is just jealous that their sarcasm skills are lacking

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Do you want a cuddle obviously a virtual one I’m not being sarcastic

I want a cuddle busty "

Cuddle for you always WD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obviously you are the type of person that easily makes friends

Yes being sarcastic

Are you looking for shallow superficial relationships. I only want amazing people in my life. I can find cunts everywhere "

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"O.P. Keep going. They don't know what's good for them. "

I've tried, I now only pay attention to the ones with a good heart. They stand out like a sore thumb. I expect you are one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want a cuddle obviously a virtual one I’m not being sarcastic

I want a cuddle busty

Cuddle for you always WD "

awww busty you are lovely xxx

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"OP is just jealous that their sarcasm skills are lacking"

seriously omg

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"Obviously you are the type of person that easily makes friends

Yes being sarcastic

Are you looking for shallow superficial relationships. I only want amazing people in my life. I can find cunts everywhere

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties "

I've not been to many sarcasm parties. That would be a horrible party

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well reading this thread was 10 minutes of ma life that I'll never get back.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My next thread.

Fuc* you ALL!

Your ALL Sons of Bi*ches!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh mate

There are people that do see you and they are lovely. I didn’t always believe it but trust me, the forums are like anywhere else. You can’t always have people you’re going to like or that will like you. X

too few and far between, humanity needs to higher its vibration. Its embarrassing people are so shit

Trust me there are days I’ve got off of fab or any other social media app and I’ve been astounded at the things I’ve seen people say. But genuinely, humanity as a whole is better than you’re giving it credit for and so are the people on the forums on fab.

Every thread is a new thread imo, someone can be sarcastic and light hearted in one and serious or empathetic or whatever, in another.

If this were true any everyone was working for the greater good, do you think the planet would be so fucked. We have completely destroyed our home in every way. This situation hopefully will make people take a hard look at yourself and if you like yourself. "

Honestly, OP, it’s not that deep, pal. I hope you feel better

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"My next thread.

Fuc* you ALL!

Your ALL Sons of Bi*ches!! "

Yep..and I'm a right chip off the old block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been in a pretty pish mood the last couple of days. Havent been able to out my finger on the reason for it but I'll tell ya something....this thread has fair made me smile again!

Love seeing a grown ass man having a bitch fit. Sending you a virtual snickers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My next thread.

Fuc* you ALL!

Your ALL Sons of Bi*ches!! "

That 'bitch' Carol Baskin! It was her made him do it!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"it's hard to find good people but the comments here are especially unfriendly.. "

Good people always always have a healthy relationship with sarcasm.

Some say it's the lowest form of wit but then having no sense of humour whatsoever is even lower than that so surely wit is better than nothing OP

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"I've been in a pretty pish mood the last couple of days. Havent been able to out my finger on the reason for it but I'll tell ya something....this thread has fair made me smile again!

Love seeing a grown ass man having a bitch fit. Sending you a virtual snickers! "

I'm very calm

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

People don't upset me anymore. I'm very used to being disappointed by humanity

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"it's hard to find good people but the comments here are especially unfriendly..

Good people always always have a healthy relationship with sarcasm.

Some say it's the lowest form of wit but then having no sense of humour whatsoever is even lower than that so surely wit is better than nothing OP "

There are other forms of comedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My next thread.

Fuc* you ALL!

Your ALL Sons of Bi*ches!!

That 'bitch' Carol Baskin! It was her made him do it! "

she put him in the meat grinder

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Got to love a positive post

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"it's hard to find good people but the comments here are especially unfriendly..

Good people always always have a healthy relationship with sarcasm.

Some say it's the lowest form of wit but then having no sense of humour whatsoever is even lower than that so surely wit is better than nothing OP

There are other forms of comedy"

There are but then I find deadpan boring as fuck, don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My next thread.

Fuc* you ALL!

Your ALL Sons of Bi*ches!!

That 'bitch' Carol Baskin! It was her made him do it!

she put him in the meat grinder "

And fed him to the Tigers

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Observational comedy is great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been in a pretty pish mood the last couple of days. Havent been able to out my finger on the reason for it but I'll tell ya something....this thread has fair made me smile again!

Love seeing a grown ass man having a bitch fit. Sending you a virtual snickers!

I'm very calm"

Too calm by the sound of it! Psssst, you can tell us!! Where are the bodies buried? Sorry.....toy soldiers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's hard to find good people but the comments here are especially unfriendly.. "

Embrace the sarcasm.

It’s friendlier than Tesco’s currently

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Are we at 175 yet?

A

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"Do you want a cuddle obviously a virtual one I’m not being sarcastic

I want a cuddle busty

Cuddle for you always WD

awww busty you are lovely xxx "

No she's not

It's cuddle trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been in a pretty pish mood the last couple of days. Havent been able to out my finger on the reason for it but I'll tell ya something....this thread has fair made me smile again!

Love seeing a grown ass man having a bitch fit. Sending you a virtual snickers!

I'm very calmToo calm by the sound of it! Psssst, you can tell us!! Where are the bodies buried? Sorry.....toy soldiers."

Have any of us touched that chuckle bone yet? We are trying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we at 175 yet?

A"

No, but we can try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been in a pretty pish mood the last couple of days. Havent been able to out my finger on the reason for it but I'll tell ya something....this thread has fair made me smile again!

Love seeing a grown ass man having a bitch fit. Sending you a virtual snickers!

I'm very calm"

You may well be calm but you've got an attitude like someone just shat in your kettle. Lighten up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want a cuddle obviously a virtual one I’m not being sarcastic

I want a cuddle busty

Cuddle for you always WD

awww busty you are lovely xxx

No she's not

It's cuddle trap

"

Oh I'd take this risk for busty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My next thread.

Fuc* you ALL!

Your ALL Sons of Bi*ches!!

That 'bitch' Carol Baskin! It was her made him do it!

she put him in the meat grinder

And fed him to the Tigers "

that Live in cages I might add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a very sarcastic sense of humour. But on the upside I’m very friendly

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"Do you want a cuddle obviously a virtual one I’m not being sarcastic

I want a cuddle busty

Cuddle for you always WD

awww busty you are lovely xxx

No she's not

It's cuddle trap

Oh I'd take this risk for busty "

I'm far from surprised you would, I would too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up.

I think exaggeration is worse than sarcasm "

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"Are we at 175 yet?

A

No, but we can try "

175 what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want a cuddle obviously a virtual one I’m not being sarcastic

I want a cuddle busty

Cuddle for you always WD

awww busty you are lovely xxx

No she's not

It's cuddle trap

Oh I'd take this risk for busty

I'm far from surprised you would, I would too "

busty is a friend and she is more than just a sexy babe she makes me smile and scares me she knows that

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"I've been in a pretty pish mood the last couple of days. Havent been able to out my finger on the reason for it but I'll tell ya something....this thread has fair made me smile again!

Love seeing a grown ass man having a bitch fit. Sending you a virtual snickers!

I'm very calm

You may well be calm but you've got an attitude like someone just shat in your kettle. Lighten up! "

Nope just continually disappointed by humanity

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence’ "

Omg, I can't believe you said that

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Do you want a cuddle obviously a virtual one I’m not being sarcastic

I want a cuddle busty

Cuddle for you always WD

awww busty you are lovely xxx

No she's not

It's cuddle trap

Oh I'd take this risk for busty

I'm far from surprised you would, I would too busty is a friend and she is more than just a sexy babe she makes me smile and scares me she knows that"

You can both have a cuddle

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I've been in a pretty pish mood the last couple of days. Havent been able to out my finger on the reason for it but I'll tell ya something....this thread has fair made me smile again!

Love seeing a grown ass man having a bitch fit. Sending you a virtual snickers!

I'm very calm

You may well be calm but you've got an attitude like someone just shat in your kettle. Lighten up! "

Shat in your kettle ...that's a new one on me

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"I have a very sarcastic sense of humour. But on the upside I’m very friendly "

oxymoron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's hard to find good people but the comments here are especially unfriendly.. "

I do read some comments and that -,its all about you,its all about you baby-song starts playing in my head

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"Do you want a cuddle obviously a virtual one I’m not being sarcastic

I want a cuddle busty

Cuddle for you always WD

awww busty you are lovely xxx

No she's not

It's cuddle trap

Oh I'd take this risk for busty

I'm far from surprised you would, I would too busty is a friend and she is more than just a sexy babe she makes me smile and scares me she knows that

You can both have a cuddle "

..love this

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I've been in a pretty pish mood the last couple of days. Havent been able to out my finger on the reason for it but I'll tell ya something....this thread has fair made me smile again!

Love seeing a grown ass man having a bitch fit. Sending you a virtual snickers!

I'm very calm

You may well be calm but you've got an attitude like someone just shat in your kettle. Lighten up!

Shat in your kettle ...that's a new one on me "

Happy as someone who went to bed with a 4" knob and woke up with a 12" penis.

In their arse.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""This Joker ain't serious".

Sorry rephrase that,

"This serious ain't Joker".

Question:

Did you expect to be taken seriously when you put up your profile heading?

If this thread IS an attempt at sarcasm you have failed badly.

What you would be lacking IS the ability to banter with it.

You need to go back to that school playground.

You might learn something.

"

School will soon be closing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You may well be calm but you've got an attitude like someone just shat in your kettle. Lighten up!

Nope just continually disappointed by humanity "

I’d probably be disappointed if someone violated my kettle like that to be fair..

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"Do you want a cuddle obviously a virtual one I’m not being sarcastic

I want a cuddle busty

Cuddle for you always WD

awww busty you are lovely xxx

No she's not

It's cuddle trap

Oh I'd take this risk for busty

I'm far from surprised you would, I would too busty is a friend and she is more than just a sexy babe she makes me smile and scares me she knows that

You can both have a cuddle "

Yes, I know that too Widowdad.

And don't be afraid of that hockey mask;)

Now B, be more specific.

Who's cuddling who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeebus! Is this shit show still going?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a very sarcastic sense of humour. But on the upside I’m very friendly

oxymoron "

Definitely maybe

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By *ndefiniteSparkMan
over a year ago

ignites minds to unite ...


"

Shat in your kettle ...that's a new one on me "

Will never look at my kettle the same way after this comment ,will be laughing my ass off each time making tea from now on

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Do you want a cuddle obviously a virtual one I’m not being sarcastic

I want a cuddle busty

Cuddle for you always WD

awww busty you are lovely xxx

No she's not

It's cuddle trap

Oh I'd take this risk for busty

I'm far from surprised you would, I would too busty is a friend and she is more than just a sexy babe she makes me smile and scares me she knows that

You can both have a cuddle

Yes, I know that too Widowdad.

And don't be afraid of that hockey mask;)

Now B, be more specific.

Who's cuddling who? "

Now that’s depends are we naked

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By *oudLoutishLoverWoman
over a year ago

Colchester


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up. "

Unwise to make a serious point on the forum involving sarcasm. You'll be belittled and bombarded with sarcasm by people who think it's hilarious to do precisely what's upset you, just to get laughs. Sorry, mate. I feel you.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up.

Unwise to make a serious point on the forum involving sarcasm. You'll be belittled and bombarded with sarcasm by people who think it's hilarious to do precisely what's upset you, just to get laughs. Sorry, mate. I feel you."

Serious points are raised on the forum all the time and I have witnessed much consideration, empathy and caring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up.

Unwise to make a serious point on the forum involving sarcasm. You'll be belittled and bombarded with sarcasm by people who think it's hilarious to do precisely what's upset you, just to get laughs. Sorry, mate. I feel you."

A tree with no branches, is it alive or dead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up.

Unwise to make a serious point on the forum involving sarcasm. You'll be belittled and bombarded with sarcasm by people who think it's hilarious to do precisely what's upset you, just to get laughs. Sorry, mate. I feel you."

This isnt a serious point though. This is a post belittling others. Seriously, what did the op expect from this? A poo poo and an a apology?!

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up.

Unwise to make a serious point on the forum involving sarcasm. You'll be belittled and bombarded with sarcasm by people who think it's hilarious to do precisely what's upset you, just to get laughs. Sorry, mate. I feel you."

I've not been belittled or upset, I'm used to it people are toxic, I've worked for many years in these school playgroups. I guess I'm a professional now. It's pretty sad. I appreciate your empathy. Big love to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence’

Omg, I can't believe you said that"

I didn’t, Oscar Wilde did

I’m just adding to the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeebus! Is this shit show still going?!? "

We’re going for 175

Stay, pull up a chair

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I need more pop corn

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up.

Unwise to make a serious point on the forum involving sarcasm. You'll be belittled and bombarded with sarcasm by people who think it's hilarious to do precisely what's upset you, just to get laughs. Sorry, mate. I feel you."

Amazing profile BTW, shame you are not in London

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I’ve seen plenty of lovely posts helping people with mental health etc ...Maybe try not to take things So seriously ..

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"I need more pop corn "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truly a case of a man looking for (very) personal empathy, which is fine,..but did he have to scourge the whole world to get it?

I was just on my way in the forums looking peacefully at points of interest.

Saving the world scourging for other times, and where's my empathy?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence’

Omg, I can't believe you said that

I didn’t, Oscar Wilde did

I’m just adding to the thread "

Sar-chasm is the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader that doesn't get it.

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By *oudLoutishLoverWoman
over a year ago

Colchester


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up.

Unwise to make a serious point on the forum involving sarcasm. You'll be belittled and bombarded with sarcasm by people who think it's hilarious to do precisely what's upset you, just to get laughs. Sorry, mate. I feel you.

Serious points are raised on the forum all the time and I have witnessed much consideration, empathy and caring."

Not what I said.

I said a serious point 'about sarcasm'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grammar’d gets it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up.

Unwise to make a serious point on the forum involving sarcasm. You'll be belittled and bombarded with sarcasm by people who think it's hilarious to do precisely what's upset you, just to get laughs. Sorry, mate. I feel you.

Serious points are raised on the forum all the time and I have witnessed much consideration, empathy and caring.

Not what I said.

I said a serious point 'about sarcasm'.

"

Actually, you said "involving sacrcasm" not "about sarcasm"

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Confused as to exactly what the OP expected when creating this post. Making a post about the amount of sarcasm on the forum was inevitably going to result in a plethora of sarcastic responses.

It's been quite an amusing read though.

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Confused as to exactly what the OP expected when creating this post. Making a post about the amount of sarcasm on the forum was inevitably going to result in a plethora of sarcastic responses.

It's been quite an amusing read though.

K"

It was good fun adding my sarcasm for the OP's benefit!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Confused as to exactly what the OP expected when creating this post. Making a post about the amount of sarcasm on the forum was inevitably going to result in a plethora of sarcastic responses.

It's been quite an amusing read though.

K

It was good fun adding my sarcasm for the OP's benefit!"

It's definitely been the best thread ever in the history of threads.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's hard to find good people but the comments here are especially unfriendly..

Good people always always have a healthy relationship with sarcasm.

Some say it's the lowest form of wit but then having no sense of humour whatsoever is even lower than that so surely wit is better than nothing OP

There are other forms of comedy

There are but then I find deadpan boring as fuck, don't you?"

Agree Sophie. I can be sarcastic as hell. I never used to be, until I became a nurse, and saw that sarcasm and dark humour helped when coping with very stressful and upsetting situations. We were still caring. Never with patients and visitors, of course, but amongst ourselves, a way to let out the emotions.

Although tbh, some of the patients who were regularly in and out for hospital stays were wicked in their sarcasm and banter.

I worked on a sexual health unit at the end of my career, and it was rife there, but in a joking and not malicious way, and that wasn’t the staff, but the patients.

End of the day, humour is subjective, some will get it, some won’t, and there will always be someone offended, and use offensive words and be terribly disrespectful in how they address people with differing views. It’s a fine line between light hearted sarcasm as banter and simple abuse- it’s if you have the emotional maturity and the intelligence to be able to make that distinction xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's hard to find good people but the comments here are especially unfriendly..

Good people always always have a healthy relationship with sarcasm.

Some say it's the lowest form of wit but then having no sense of humour whatsoever is even lower than that so surely wit is better than nothing OP

There are other forms of comedy

There are but then I find deadpan boring as fuck, don't you?

Agree Sophie. I can be sarcastic as hell. I never used to be, until I became a nurse, and saw that sarcasm and dark humour helped when coping with very stressful and upsetting situations. We were still caring. Never with patients and visitors, of course, but amongst ourselves, a way to let out the emotions.

Although tbh, some of the patients who were regularly in and out for hospital stays were wicked in their sarcasm and banter.

I worked on a sexual health unit at the end of my career, and it was rife there, but in a joking and not malicious way, and that wasn’t the staff, but the patients.

End of the day, humour is subjective, some will get it, some won’t, and there will always be someone offended, and use offensive words and be terribly disrespectful in how they address people with differing views. It’s a fine line between light hearted sarcasm as banter and simple abuse- it’s if you have the emotional maturity and the intelligence to be able to make that distinction xx"

Very well said. I always remember my dad telling me about a time he was called to a suicide where a man had jumped out of a multi storey building. All other police officers were there and looking distraught till my dad arrived and asked if the lifts weren't working again. This was his way of lightening the mood of his fellow officers and he said it worked well with them.

Obviously if a family member was to hear that, it would have been taken a different way but it helped his colleagues at the time.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Are we at 175 yet?

A

No, but we can try "

We need to try harder.

*upyourgamepeople!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's hard to find good people but the comments here are especially unfriendly..

Good people always always have a healthy relationship with sarcasm.

Some say it's the lowest form of wit but then having no sense of humour whatsoever is even lower than that so surely wit is better than nothing OP

There are other forms of comedy

There are but then I find deadpan boring as fuck, don't you?

Agree Sophie. I can be sarcastic as hell. I never used to be, until I became a nurse, and saw that sarcasm and dark humour helped when coping with very stressful and upsetting situations. We were still caring. Never with patients and visitors, of course, but amongst ourselves, a way to let out the emotions.

Although tbh, some of the patients who were regularly in and out for hospital stays were wicked in their sarcasm and banter.

I worked on a sexual health unit at the end of my career, and it was rife there, but in a joking and not malicious way, and that wasn’t the staff, but the patients.

End of the day, humour is subjective, some will get it, some won’t, and there will always be someone offended, and use offensive words and be terribly disrespectful in how they address people with differing views. It’s a fine line between light hearted sarcasm as banter and simple abuse- it’s if you have the emotional maturity and the intelligence to be able to make that distinction xx"

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Are we at 175 yet?

A

No, but we can try

We need to try harder.

*upyourgamepeople!"

Give us some penguin facts then!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Are we at 175 yet?

A

No, but we can try

We need to try harder.

*upyourgamepeople!

Give us some penguin facts then! "

No can do, this is a strictly sarcasm thread.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up.

Unwise to make a serious point on the forum involving sarcasm. You'll be belittled and bombarded with sarcasm by people who think it's hilarious to do precisely what's upset you, just to get laughs. Sorry, mate. I feel you."

Serious post? Basically it is a sweeping statement against a lot on here... I’m not sure what was expected as a reply ...

But I value the OP’s post..... or do I ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's hard to find good people but the comments here are especially unfriendly..

Good people always always have a healthy relationship with sarcasm.

Some say it's the lowest form of wit but then having no sense of humour whatsoever is even lower than that so surely wit is better than nothing OP

There are other forms of comedy

There are but then I find deadpan boring as fuck, don't you?

Agree Sophie. I can be sarcastic as hell. I never used to be, until I became a nurse, and saw that sarcasm and dark humour helped when coping with very stressful and upsetting situations. We were still caring. Never with patients and visitors, of course, but amongst ourselves, a way to let out the emotions.

Although tbh, some of the patients who were regularly in and out for hospital stays were wicked in their sarcasm and banter.

I worked on a sexual health unit at the end of my career, and it was rife there, but in a joking and not malicious way, and that wasn’t the staff, but the patients.

End of the day, humour is subjective, some will get it, some won’t, and there will always be someone offended, and use offensive words and be terribly disrespectful in how they address people with differing views. It’s a fine line between light hearted sarcasm as banter and simple abuse- it’s if you have the emotional maturity and the intelligence to be able to make that distinction xx

Very well said. I always remember my dad telling me about a time he was called to a suicide where a man had jumped out of a multi storey building. All other police officers were there and looking distraught till my dad arrived and asked if the lifts weren't working again. This was his way of lightening the mood of his fellow officers and he said it worked well with them.

Obviously if a family member was to hear that, it would have been taken a different way but it helped his colleagues at the time."

That must have been awful for him. Years ago, when my oldest was a child, I came home from a night shift to finding my home on fire and my family trapped. My child was resuscitated by a fireman at the scene. The next morning the chief came on children's ward to bring me my bag as I'd thrown it down,and see how she was. We chatted for a bit, and I learned I'd lost my pets, and when I mentioned some of the more exotic ones, he said if he'd have known there were snakes in there he would never have gone in. Dark humour in a sad situation. More sarcasm emerged when I found out some bastard had stolen my purse when i emptied my bag on the lawn to try and find my key to get into my family. Irony- I had to phone the police, tell them, and the fact my purse was coffin shaped!

It's how we coped, and it's how I cope now xx

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Are we at 175 yet?

A

No, but we can try

We need to try harder.

*upyourgamepeople!

Give us some penguin facts then!

No can do, this is a strictly sarcasm thread. "

I was just trying to give the thread a pick up

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"My next thread.

Fuc* you ALL!

Your ALL Sons of Bi*ches!!

That 'bitch' Carol Baskin! It was her made him do it! "

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By *oudLoutishLoverWoman
over a year ago

Colchester


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up.

Unwise to make a serious point on the forum involving sarcasm. You'll be belittled and bombarded with sarcasm by people who think it's hilarious to do precisely what's upset you, just to get laughs. Sorry, mate. I feel you.

Serious points are raised on the forum all the time and I have witnessed much consideration, empathy and caring.

Not what I said.

I said a serious point 'about sarcasm'.

Actually, you said "involving sacrcasm" not "about sarcasm" "

Doesn't change the meaning of the post.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Are we at 175 yet?

A

No, but we can try

We need to try harder.

*upyourgamepeople!

Give us some penguin facts then!

No can do, this is a strictly sarcasm thread.

I was just trying to give the thread a pick up "

Penguin shit is so pink and abundant that it can be seen from space.

A

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire


"But there are some really lovely people on here.

We all have a front. "

yet to meet one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcasm is just one of the languages I speak

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Sarcasm is just one of the languages I speak "

You dont know what sarcasm is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the way you hold your cock op

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Must ... resist ... responding

Must ... resist

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up.

Unwise to make a serious point on the forum involving sarcasm. You'll be belittled and bombarded with sarcasm by people who think it's hilarious to do precisely what's upset you, just to get laughs. Sorry, mate. I feel you."

you are the nicest and most sensible poster I've come across! Please post more often, need more like you

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Must ... resist ... responding

Must ... resist"

I see the little goblin on your shoulder!

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up.

Unwise to make a serious point on the forum involving sarcasm. You'll be belittled and bombarded with sarcasm by people who think it's hilarious to do precisely what's upset you, just to get laughs. Sorry, mate. I feel you.

Serious points are raised on the forum all the time and I have witnessed much consideration, empathy and caring."

can't say I have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sarcasm is just one of the languages I speak

You dont know what sarcasm is "

Really?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Must ... resist ... responding

Must ... resist

I see the little goblin on your shoulder! "

Do you like a little gobblin'?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Sarcasm is just one of the languages I speak

You dont know what sarcasm is

Really?"

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"Love the way you hold your cock op"

Thanks

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up.

Unwise to make a serious point on the forum involving sarcasm. You'll be belittled and bombarded with sarcasm by people who think it's hilarious to do precisely what's upset you, just to get laughs. Sorry, mate. I feel you.

Serious points are raised on the forum all the time and I have witnessed much consideration, empathy and caring.can't say I have! "

Ye kind words. And super hot too

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Confused as to exactly what the OP expected when creating this post. Making a post about the amount of sarcasm on the forum was inevitably going to result in a plethora of sarcastic responses.

It's been quite an amusing read though.

K

It was good fun adding my sarcasm for the OP's benefit!

It's definitely been the best thread ever in the history of threads.

A"

I beg to differ....where is the shed??

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Are you okay OP? That's hell of a lot of anger. Maybe you need to take a bit of a break?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"But there are some really lovely people on here.

We all have a front. "

Do you have Y fronts??

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

...and these are all the people who a few weeks ago were saying “Be kind”...

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Sorry couldnt help myself.

There are lots of very nice people on here most are very friendly it's all about how you conduct yourself and join in most people herein find just wanna pass the day and have fun"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!!!

I think we need to move swiftly on. Really not necessary. What happened to been kind.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Confused as to exactly what the OP expected when creating this post. Making a post about the amount of sarcasm on the forum was inevitably going to result in a plethora of sarcastic responses.

It's been quite an amusing read though.

K

It was good fun adding my sarcasm for the OP's benefit!

It's definitely been the best thread ever in the history of threads.

A

I beg to differ....where is the shed?? "

I may have been being.........oh fuck.....now what's the word I'm looking for........

A

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Confused as to exactly what the OP expected when creating this post. Making a post about the amount of sarcasm on the forum was inevitably going to result in a plethora of sarcastic responses.

It's been quite an amusing read though.

K

It was good fun adding my sarcasm for the OP's benefit!

It's definitely been the best thread ever in the history of threads.

A

I beg to differ....where is the shed??

I may have been being.........oh fuck.....now what's the word I'm looking for........

A"

Bwahaha

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Sarcasm and banter. The shit that gets me through the day.

But got OP, I shall reform and become a boring bastard

Intelligence is not boring. If you really think cutting out sarcasm and banter would make you life boring, you need to rethink a lot "

Now that's sarcasm from the gentleman that if we ate to follow his green arrow seems to have a small obsession with wanking

Sir I'm happy you're a wanker I have no issue with you being an exhibitionist wanker either. fab embraces those who like to wank and discuss it

However high brow philosophy or eloquent discourse it ain't

There are some nasty people on the internet sarcasm for wit is very low on the scale of personal abuse that can be dished

Although with this post I think you have illustrated your calm zen unflappable good natured side indeed you are just a fun guy

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"Sarcasm and banter. The shit that gets me through the day.

But got OP, I shall reform and become a boring bastard

Intelligence is not boring. If you really think cutting out sarcasm and banter would make you life boring, you need to rethink a lot

Now that's sarcasm from the gentleman that if we ate to follow his green arrow seems to have a small obsession with wanking

Sir I'm happy you're a wanker I have no issue with you being an exhibitionist wanker either. fab embraces those who like to wank and discuss it

However high brow philosophy or eloquent discourse it ain't

There are some nasty people on the internet sarcasm for wit is very low on the scale of personal abuse that can be dished

Although with this post I think you have illustrated your calm zen unflappable good natured side indeed you are just a fun guy

"

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By *uicy mushroom OP   Man
over a year ago

elephant and Castle


"Sarcasm and banter. The shit that gets me through the day.

But got OP, I shall reform and become a boring bastard

Intelligence is not boring. If you really think cutting out sarcasm and banter would make you life boring, you need to rethink a lot

Now that's sarcasm from the gentleman that if we ate to follow his green arrow seems to have a small obsession with wanking

Sir I'm happy you're a wanker I have no issue with you being an exhibitionist wanker either. fab embraces those who like to wank and discuss it

However high brow philosophy or eloquent discourse it ain't

There are some nasty people on the internet sarcasm for wit is very low on the scale of personal abuse that can be dished

Although with this post I think you have illustrated your calm zen unflappable good natured side indeed you are just a fun guy

"

beautifully articulated

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By *atonMan
over a year ago

barnet

this site is a true indicator of people's personalities and a pertinent social experiment. Under the guise of anonymity there true colours are exposed. Just try being a maverick who's opinions are different to the concensus...you become the subject of purile and boorish comments and insults that would not be forthcoming face to face.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"this site is a true indicator of people's personalities and a pertinent social experiment. Under the guise of anonymity there true colours are exposed. Just try being a maverick who's opinions are different to the concensus...you become the subject of purile and boorish comments and insults that would not be forthcoming face to face. "

Sorry to burst any bubble.

But having met dozens of Fab members over the years privately, at social and in clubs...the vast majority have been exactly the same as they portray themselves on here. Articulate, intelligent and witty - often with a healthy dose of sarcasm, dark humour and an ability not to take themselves or life too seriously.

Everyone is different. Everyone's sense of humour is different. There's absolutely sod all point in berating people who use humour in a different way to that which pleases, impresses or entertains you.

For every person who thinks sarcasm isn't acceptable, funny or intelligent there's another who thinks it's funny as fuck and appropriate for many a situation.

Not everyone finds Jack Dee funny. Or Jimmy Carr. Or Jeremy Clarkson. It doesn't mean the rest of us have to start watching PG rated comedy and worrying about every word said that has the potential to offend someone's definition of humour

The world would be a sorry, fucked up, boring place if we did.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t say! I’m learning the hard way.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Sarcasm and banter. The shit that gets me through the day.

But got OP, I shall reform and become a boring bastard

Intelligence is not boring. If you really think cutting out sarcasm and banter would make you life boring, you need to rethink a lot

Now that's sarcasm from the gentleman that if we ate to follow his green arrow seems to have a small obsession with wanking

Sir I'm happy you're a wanker I have no issue with you being an exhibitionist wanker either. fab embraces those who like to wank and discuss it

However high brow philosophy or eloquent discourse it ain't

There are some nasty people on the internet sarcasm for wit is very low on the scale of personal abuse that can be dished

Although with this post I think you have illustrated your calm zen unflappable good natured side indeed you are just a fun guy

beautifully articulated "

You could be twins...... could be

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"it's hard to find good people but the comments here are especially unfriendly.. "

No shit Sherlock

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"this site is a true indicator of people's personalities and a pertinent social experiment. Under the guise of anonymity there true colours are exposed. Just try being a maverick who's opinions are different to the concensus...you become the subject of purile and boorish comments and insults that would not be forthcoming face to face.

Sorry to burst any bubble.

But having met dozens of Fab members over the years privately, at social and in clubs...the vast majority have been exactly the same as they portray themselves on here. Articulate, intelligent and witty - often with a healthy dose of sarcasm, dark humour and an ability not to take themselves or life too seriously.

Everyone is different. Everyone's sense of humour is different. There's absolutely sod all point in berating people who use humour in a different way to that which pleases, impresses or entertains you.

For every person who thinks sarcasm isn't acceptable, funny or intelligent there's another who thinks it's funny as fuck and appropriate for many a situation.

Not everyone finds Jack Dee funny. Or Jimmy Carr. Or Jeremy Clarkson. It doesn't mean the rest of us have to start watching PG rated comedy and worrying about every word said that has the potential to offend someone's definition of humour

The world would be a sorry, fucked up, boring place if we did.

A"

This

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH


"sarcasm is so boring, it's like something you would do @school. No wonder this planet is so fucked up.

I think exaggeration is worse than sarcasm "

A million times worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s toxic disinhibition. It’s become the norm for social platforms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the world of online forums. Stick around and you’ll get used to the way they work and any sarcasm will go over your head.

They can be a source of great amusement..

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Welcome to the world of online forums. Stick around and you’ll get used to the way they work and any sarcasm will go over your head.

They can be a source of great amusement.. "

Yep.

Aaaaaaaaand on that note.........

A

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