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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Morning PP

You'd have more luck shagging the bird outside your window

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PP

You'd have more luck shagging the bird outside your window "

I was being sarcy

Morning by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da PP dear chap sounds like the birds are in full mating call ha ha

Good morning chums happy Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then "

That's a stupid question.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Bore da PP dear chap sounds like the birds are in full mating call ha ha

Good morning chums happy Monday "

Morning taff so you reckon they are doing the bird version of dogging

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

That's a stupid question. "

Ffs I hope you have hand sanitizer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

That's a stupid question.

Ffs I hope you have hand sanitizer "

Plenty.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

That's a stupid question.

Ffs I hope you have hand sanitizer

Plenty. "

Is your gimp mask clean as well?

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Morning PP

You'd have more luck shagging the bird outside your window

I was being sarcy

Morning by the way "

You were? Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

That's a stupid question.

Ffs I hope you have hand sanitizer

Plenty.

Is your gimp mask clean as well?"

I'm doing a wash later. It's going to be a nice day, my gimp mask won't take long to dry.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PP

You'd have more luck shagging the bird outside your window

I was being sarcy

Morning by the way

You were? Omg "

Exactly

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

That's a stupid question.

Ffs I hope you have hand sanitizer

Plenty.

Is your gimp mask clean as well?

I'm doing a wash later. It's going to be a nice day, my gimp mask won't take long to dry."

I'll be sat outside today in just my shorts letting my balls feel the breeze.

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

That's a stupid question.

Ffs I hope you have hand sanitizer

Plenty.

Is your gimp mask clean as well?

I'm doing a wash later. It's going to be a nice day, my gimp mask won't take long to dry.

I'll be sat outside today in just my shorts letting my balls feel the breeze. "

No wonder the birds are there in the morning to wake you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning PP

Good morning everyone

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good morning PP

Good morning everyone "

Good morning _elle xx

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By *edHeadedFunWoman
over a year ago

Didsbury

Good morning all x

As it's mating season I think they are all just rubbing it in at the moment and being noisey as hell to let us know what they are doing.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good morning all x

As it's mating season I think they are all just rubbing it in at the moment and being noisey as hell to let us know what they are doing.

"

Twats!

Good morning to you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

That's a stupid question.

Ffs I hope you have hand sanitizer

Plenty.

Is your gimp mask clean as well?

I'm doing a wash later. It's going to be a nice day, my gimp mask won't take long to dry.

I'll be sat outside today in just my shorts letting my balls feel the breeze. "

Wish I could be there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning fuckface, morning all!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning fuckface, morning all!"

Morning gingaminge hows it hanging

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

That's a stupid question.

Ffs I hope you have hand sanitizer

Plenty.

Is your gimp mask clean as well?

I'm doing a wash later. It's going to be a nice day, my gimp mask won't take long to dry.

I'll be sat outside today in just my shorts letting my balls feel the breeze.

Wish I could be there."

I'm not making scones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

That's a stupid question.

Ffs I hope you have hand sanitizer

Plenty.

Is your gimp mask clean as well?

I'm doing a wash later. It's going to be a nice day, my gimp mask won't take long to dry.

I'll be sat outside today in just my shorts letting my balls feel the breeze.

Wish I could be there.

I'm not making scones!"

Scones are nice, but I like your balls more.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Morning you horny feckers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

That's a stupid question.

Ffs I hope you have hand sanitizer

Plenty.

Is your gimp mask clean as well?

I'm doing a wash later. It's going to be a nice day, my gimp mask won't take long to dry.

I'll be sat outside today in just my shorts letting my balls feel the breeze.

Wish I could be there.

I'm not making scones!

Scones are nice, but I like your balls more."

Jim doesn't want to be the wind beneath your wings. He wants to be the breeze around your balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning btw PP. It is lovely to have you back. My day starts all the better for it. So hugs and kisses for you.

Everyone else have a

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then "

A shag and a fingering,.you're on it this morning

Morning PP...morning all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then "

Cut the tree down. That'll put pay to their disgusting behaviour

I'll have a shag please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning PP.. Feeling chirpy then

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Morning PP.. Feeling chirpy then "

Good morning my lovely x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

That's a stupid question.

Ffs I hope you have hand sanitizer

Plenty.

Is your gimp mask clean as well?

I'm doing a wash later. It's going to be a nice day, my gimp mask won't take long to dry.

I'll be sat outside today in just my shorts letting my balls feel the breeze.

Wish I could be there.

I'm not making scones!

Scones are nice, but I like your balls more.

Jim doesn't want to be the wind beneath your wings. He wants to be the breeze around your balls "

haha morning lois x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PP.. Feeling chirpy then

Good morning my lovely x"

Morning Anabelle, any exciting plans for the day?!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

A shag and a fingering,.you're on it this morning

Morning PP...morning all x"

Morning Annabelle chance would be a fine thing but I can dream and fantasize xx

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

Cut the tree down. That'll put pay to their disgusting behaviour

I'll have a shag please "

Good morning you bring the saw and I'll do the rest x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning PP.. Feeling chirpy then "

Morning midnight always x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Morning PP.. Feeling chirpy then

Good morning my lovely x

Morning Anabelle, any exciting plans for the day?! "

I am in nan duty today, so home schooling and a bike ride along the canal. it's usually pretty quiet by us.

My main concern will be staying on the bike and not going for a dunk in the canal.

You're still isolating, so you can't even go for a walk somewhere quiet?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Howdy all hope ye're good x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

A shag and a fingering,.you're on it this morning

Morning PP...morning all x

Morning Annabelle chance would be a fine thing but I can dream and fantasize xx "

Ahh PP, that's about all I'm doing too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

Cut the tree down. That'll put pay to their disgusting behaviour

I'll have a shag please

Good morning you bring the saw and I'll do the rest x "

Is that classed as essential travel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PP.. Feeling chirpy then

Good morning my lovely x

Morning Anabelle, any exciting plans for the day?!

I am in nan duty today, so home schooling and a bike ride along the canal. it's usually pretty quiet by us.

My main concern will be staying on the bike and not going for a dunk in the canal.

You're still isolating, so you can't even go for a walk somewhere quiet? "

Omg don't fall in the canal! Although they are not very deep generally

I'm considering yoga on my drive today as there are loads of dog walkers and families about that i could maybe chat to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning PP

Good morning all

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"That's regarding the little shitty feathered variety sat in the tree near my bedroom window.

Little fuckers chirp chirp chirping away!

Who fancies a shag then

A shag and a fingering,.you're on it this morning

Morning PP...morning all x

Morning Annabelle chance would be a fine thing but I can dream and fantasize xx

Ahh PP, that's about all I'm doing too x"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning PP

Good morning all "

Morning Cheeky have a because you are a ray of sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PP.. Feeling chirpy then

Morning midnight always x "

I am sleeping through the dawn chorus now, which is a shame as it is beautiful... Funny how the blummin milkman always wakes me up tho

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good morning PP

Good morning all "

Morning cheeky zzz

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Happy Monday PP and all whom gather here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PP.. Feeling chirpy then

Morning midnight always x

I am sleeping through the dawn chorus now, which is a shame as it is beautiful... Funny how the blummin milkman always wakes me up tho"

Is he a sexy milkman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PP.. Feeling chirpy then

Morning midnight always x

I am sleeping through the dawn chorus now, which is a shame as it is beautiful... Funny how the blummin milkman always wakes me up tho

Is he a sexy milkman? "

Haha... Its usually too dark to tell.. Hes very heavy footed on the accelerator... I can feel the tension as he revs down the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning PP.. Feeling chirpy then

Morning midnight always x

I am sleeping through the dawn chorus now, which is a shame as it is beautiful... Funny how the blummin milkman always wakes me up tho

Is he a sexy milkman?

Haha... Its usually too dark to tell.. Hes very heavy footed on the accelerator... I can feel the tension as he revs down the road "

He sounds like he has to bottle up all his lustful frustrations

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Good morning PP

Good morning all "

Morning Cheeky..hope all's well your end x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning PP

Good morning all

Morning Cheeky..hope all's well your end x"

All good here ..hope all is well your end

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Good morning PP

Good morning all

Morning Cheeky..hope all's well your end x

All good here ..hope all is well your end "

My end is ok too, not that you're interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning PP

Good morning all

Morning Cheeky..hope all's well your end x

All good here ..hope all is well your end

My end is ok too, not that you're interested."

Always interested in your end PP

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Good morning PP

Good morning all

Morning Cheeky..hope all's well your end x

All good here ..hope all is well your end "

My end is strong..all good here

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Very good morning to you all, have a nice day,

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Good morning PP good morning all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning PP and everyone

Back to home working for us. It's a beautiful day out there, will try to enjoy coffee breaks in the garden.

Have a great day all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning pp and all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning PP, morning fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning PP

Lovely to see you back

Good morning all

Stay safe and be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy morning cuddles.

Good morning

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Good morning PP aww I love the sound of the little feckers in the morning

Morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning PP no time for sex lol off to work shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like waking up to bird song unless its peacocks those things used to piss me off in the morning during my collage years

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