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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

a fantastic business idea which has no competition and that produces a consumable that will have people begging for more for the rest of their lives.....

So .....what is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a programme that allows single fella's on here to get a reply to every message and guarentee's them hot sex.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

How to spot a time waster in 10 easy steps

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Can you all get your minds out of your fannies !

That would limit me to this site.

now ....c'mon ..... a REAL WORLD assured success.

i wanna be my own bossssssss....... oh........ I should say that im lazy.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

" a fantastic business idea which has no competition and that produces a consumable that will have people begging for more for the rest of their lives.....

So .....what is it ?"

how about a tool that puts the little plastic bit on the end of frayed shoe laces

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness

" a fantastic business idea which has no competition and that produces a consumable that will have people begging for more for the rest of their lives.....

So .....what is it ?"

Solar powered charging points in supermarket car parks , for electric cars , and spare charged battery hire,for longer journeys ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invent a machine that can record our dreams... this has only been done in films up till now but apparently it's like a drug, really addictive so they would definetly come back for more.

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness

"Invent a machine that can record our dreams... this has only been done in films up till now but apparently it's like a drug, really addictive so they would definetly come back for more. "

Have you been dreaming about me again Delicious

you can cum back for more ..Anytime ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

" a fantastic business idea which has no competition and that produces a consumable that will have people begging for more for the rest of their lives.....

So .....what is it ?

how about a tool that puts the little plastic bit on the end of frayed shoe laces "

And uhmmmmmmm how many women wear shoe laces ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Invent a machine that can record our dreams... this has only been done in films up till now but apparently it's like a drug, really addictive so they would definetly come back for more.

Have you been dreaming about me again Delicious

you can cum back for more ..Anytime ...

'coming back for more' would only be possible if I'd been there already.

Who's dreaming??

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

" a fantastic business idea which has no competition and that produces a consumable that will have people begging for more for the rest of their lives.....

So .....what is it ?

how about a tool that puts the little plastic bit on the end of frayed shoe laces

And uhmmmmmmm how many women wear shoe laces ? "

not very many but most blokes do

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

" a fantastic business idea which has no competition and that produces a consumable that will have people begging for more for the rest of their lives.....

So .....what is it ?

how about a tool that puts the little plastic bit on the end of frayed shoe laces

And uhmmmmmmm how many women wear shoe laces ?

not very many but most blokes do

Well that halve my market right away .... it won't do.

C'mon someone make me a millionaire.

It's for Kidz n Adults n men n women n they can't get enough of it....what is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gossip! start a gossip group, charge for membership.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Gossip! start a gossip group, charge for membership."

Hmmmmmmmm sounds good. What do the under 2's gossip about ?

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

" a fantastic business idea which has no competition and that produces a consumable that will have people begging for more for the rest of their lives.....

So .....what is it ?

how about a tool that puts the little plastic bit on the end of frayed shoe laces

And uhmmmmmmm how many women wear shoe laces ?

not very many but most blokes do

Well that halve my market right away .... it won't do.

C'mon someone make me a millionaire.

It's for Kidz n Adults n men n women n they can't get enough of it....what is it?"

tries to be helpfull

stomps off in a huffffffff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gossip! start a gossip group, charge for membership.

Hmmmmmmmm sounds good. What do the under 2's gossip about ?"

nothing yet, but their parents will...about each other and how crappy other parents are and how ugly other parents kids are, this will be the norm to the under 2's and their first words will be

" OMG, did you SEE what she was wearing!"

You then introduce child-friendly (or unfriendly in this case) computer touch screen programmes - pictures on screen of people and pictures of what you want to say about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" a fantastic business idea which has no competition and that produces a consumable that will have people begging for more for the rest of their lives.....

So .....what is it ?

how about a tool that puts the little plastic bit on the end of frayed shoe laces

And uhmmmmmmm how many women wear shoe laces ?

not very many but most blokes do

Well that halve my market right away .... it won't do.

C'mon someone make me a millionaire.

It's for Kidz n Adults n men n women n they can't get enough of it....what is it?"

Air but not got a clue what you would do with it to make money

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

" a fantastic business idea which has no competition and that produces a consumable that will have people begging for more for the rest of their lives.....

So .....what is it ?

how about a tool that puts the little plastic bit on the end of frayed shoe laces

And uhmmmmmmm how many women wear shoe laces ?

not very many but most blokes do

Well that halve my market right away .... it won't do.

C'mon someone make me a millionaire.

It's for Kidz n Adults n men n women n they can't get enough of it....what is it?

Air but not got a clue what you would do with it to make money

YOU are a FooKing GENIUSSSSSSS!!

If people will pay SHIT loads of money for water!

They will pay a small fortune for Air!

I'm going to do just that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air but not got a clue what you would do with it to make money

Well depending how evil granny is prepared to get... poison the air and sell the good stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" a fantastic business idea which has no competition and that produces a consumable that will have people begging for more for the rest of their lives.....

So .....what is it ?

how about a tool that puts the little plastic bit on the end of frayed shoe laces

And uhmmmmmmm how many women wear shoe laces ?

not very many but most blokes do

Well that halve my market right away .... it won't do.

C'mon someone make me a millionaire.

It's for Kidz n Adults n men n women n they can't get enough of it....what is it?

Air but not got a clue what you would do with it to make money

YOU are a FooKing GENIUSSSSSSS!!

If people will pay SHIT loads of money for water!

They will pay a small fortune for Air!

I'm going to do just that. "

My head has just got huge I've never been called a genius before

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Air but not got a clue what you would do with it to make money

Well depending how evil granny is prepared to get... poison the air and sell the good stuff

A devious geniussssssss.......

Now ..... where to get the poison.

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

" a fantastic business idea which has no competition and that produces a consumable that will have people begging for more for the rest of their lives.....

So .....what is it ?

how about a tool that puts the little plastic bit on the end of frayed shoe laces

And uhmmmmmmm how many women wear shoe laces ?

not very many but most blokes do

Well that halve my market right away .... it won't do.

C'mon someone make me a millionaire.

It's for Kidz n Adults n men n women n they can't get enough of it....what is it?"

Sadly, somebody has already got that machine, and is already a multi-millionaire.

How about this, charge everybody for oxygen! It is a must for everybody, young, old male and female, and they will be coming back for more on a constant basis.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

Air but not got a clue what you would do with it to make money

Well depending how evil granny is prepared to get... poison the air and sell the good stuff

A devious geniussssssss.......

Now ..... where to get the poison."

sprouts

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

Damn ...... too bloody slow, again.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make food to use in the bed room . lol sex food for licking and eating of peoples bodys ,

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over a year ago

Air but not got a clue what you would do with it to make money

Well depending how evil granny is prepared to get... poison the air and sell the good stuff

A devious geniussssssss.......

Now ..... where to get the poison."

lol i often wondered if the companies who made anti virus programs for microsoft/norton etc also had teams of people creating the virus's, trojans etc

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Air but not got a clue what you would do with it to make money

Well depending how evil granny is prepared to get... poison the air and sell the good stuff

A devious geniussssssss.......

Now ..... where to get the poison."

This sounds like the plot to the next James bond film,..

so after he's shagged you senseless granny ,, he saves the world ,, and well you know what happens to the baddies in bond films ,..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an automatic weapon and methamphetamine

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Air but not got a clue what you would do with it to make money

Well depending how evil granny is prepared to get... poison the air and sell the good stuff

A devious geniussssssss.......

Now ..... where to get the poison.

This sounds like the plot to the next James bond film,..

so after he's shagged you senseless granny ,, he saves the world ,, and well you know what happens to the baddies in bond films ,..

Before I consider him shagging ME I have to know which bond it is ...... it matters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air but not got a clue what you would do with it to make money

Well depending how evil granny is prepared to get... poison the air and sell the good stuff

A devious geniussssssss.......

Now ..... where to get the poison."

Simple: Just extract some of the venom that some ranters post on these here forums when they can't seem to get any free fanny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Air but not got a clue what you would do with it to make money

Well depending how evil granny is prepared to get... poison the air and sell the good stuff

A devious geniussssssss.......

Now ..... where to get the poison.

Simple: Just extract some of the venom that some ranters post on these here forums when they can't seem to get any free fanny

Hmmmmmm Green Eye Envy .....most potent.

Drives people crazy ...Muwaahhahahahahahaaaa

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Air but not got a clue what you would do with it to make money

Well depending how evil granny is prepared to get... poison the air and sell the good stuff

A devious geniussssssss.......

Now ..... where to get the poison.

This sounds like the plot to the next James bond film,..

so after he's shagged you senseless granny ,, he saves the world ,, and well you know what happens to the baddies in bond films ,..

Before I consider him shagging ME I have to know which bond it is ...... it matters. "

I see, its your choice granny ,,howevre I'm going to suggest James bond, roger you moore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air but not got a clue what you would do with it to make money

Well depending how evil granny is prepared to get... poison the air and sell the good stuff

A devious geniussssssss.......

Now ..... where to get the poison.

This sounds like the plot to the next James bond film,..

so after he's shagged you senseless granny ,, he saves the world ,, and well you know what happens to the baddies in bond films ,..

Before I consider him shagging ME I have to know which bond it is ...... it matters.

I see, its your choice granny ,,howevre I'm going to suggest James bond, roger you moore

I've heard he's got himself a pierced bronson

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