FabSwingers.com forum: Words of wisdom

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

What words of wisdom have always stayed true to you?

I’ll start with ‘Don’t take criticism from someone you would never take advice from’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t eat yellow snow

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don’t eat yellow snow

Is second on everyone’s list

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Don't do to other you wouldn't want doing to you !!!

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

If you've nothing good to say,say nothing at all

Probably why I'm so quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t make love on the garden gate, love may be blind but the neighbours ain’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If in doubt whip it out

And

One up the bum no harm done

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Tell the truth and shame the devil, cannot stand lies or being lied to

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By *FuckingDelightWoman
over a year ago

Sunny Bognor

If you have to chose between being kind & being right, chose to be kind & you will always be right

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

Keep it real

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don't be a cunt."

Our vicar said that to me

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Don't be a cunt."

Shakespeare if I remember rightly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always be honest, you can sort most things as long as you are straight with people.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again

Or nothing succeeds more than a budgie without teeth

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Make sure you have an exit plan !!!

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"Keep it real

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If I was running for election that would be my motto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again

Or nothing succeeds more than a budgie without teeth

Awww that’s tweet

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Don't expect anyone to do something you wouldn't do yourself

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Man who pisses into the wind always gets his own back.

And a sensible one a Priest once told Dave, "Rules are written for the guidance of the wise, and the slavish followment of the foolish."

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Keep it real

Ron Burgundy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your cat has a tea towel hanging out his bum you need to go to the opticians

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If it ain't broccoli, don't try cauliflower, or summat like that

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

Or as Churchill said.. KBO

Keep buggering on

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"Keep it real

Ron Burgundy? "
No, _erdy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never tell someone a secret of they have told you something they shouldn't have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t make love on the garden gate, love may be blind but the neighbours ain’t

I used to write that on my school diary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The truth always comes out

And

Karma is a bitch

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Don't be a cunt."

I have a cunt - is that a bad thing

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

"If you have to chose between being kind & being right, chose to be kind & you will always be right "

This one is a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He who laughs last

Is a thick cunt

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Peace comes from within, do not seek it without

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again

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or as homer j Simpson said to Bart "you tried something and you failed miserably - moral of the story son, never try "

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Nothing is permanent

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

And ... 'these pains you feel are messengers, listen to them'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat it till she nuts

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Oh and .. 'shy bairns get nowt'

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Never be prisoner of your past, it was just a lesson, not a life sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'd have to be a few of Oscar Wilde's nuggets of wisdom, my favourites being:

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A good friend will always stab you in the front.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

[Removed by poster at 19/04/20 21:49:28]

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Don’t be afraid of loosing someone who never felt lucky to have you

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Watch how a person discusses others with you .That's how they'll be talking of you to them.

You have 2 ears and one mouth for a reason , you should listen twice as much as you talk

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

When life gives you lemons.....

Freeze them & throw them as hard as possible at the people making your life difficult

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Don’t be afraid of loosing someone who never felt lucky to have you

This

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Nothing is permanent "

Can I sue the makers of all the permanent markers that I've bought over the years then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat others the way you would like to be treated yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and .. 'shy bairns get nowt' "

Good job I ain’t shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Give less of a fuck” and “Seek first to understand, then be understood”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch how a person discusses others with you .That's how they'll be talking of you to them.

You have 2 ears and one mouth for a reason , you should listen twice as much as you talk "

Wow

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

If a job’s worth doing,

it’ll still be worth doing tomorrow.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Some great pearls of wisdom guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing is permanent "

Impermanence is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man who knows something knows that he knows nothing at all

And

When you’re up to your neck in hot water, be like a kettle and sing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No means no

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

‘Everything happens for a reason.

...But sometimes the reason is you’re an idiot, and you make bad decisions’

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Never brush your teeth in a tie.

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By *mworthit156Man
over a year ago

South Glos_Bristol

All generalisations are stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A promise is a prison

and more apt at the moment

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t break your heart trying to fix some else’s.

Sleep when your dead.

Everything happens for a reason.

Ohhh and I must cum first.

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

Also..a sensible one is that it's none of your business what anyone thinks of you.

Sort of liberating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never be prisoner of your past, it was just a lesson, not a life sentence. "

I'm that what I am because of my mistakes

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By *uxinteriorMan
over a year ago

south west , continental

Prior preparation and planning, prevents piss poor performance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t be afraid of loosing someone who never felt lucky to have you

That's really powerful

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

If you want something done right.... do it yourself

Respect your elders

Your past doesnt define you

How your handle it does

Future is yet to be written

Start a new chapter and move forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following advice of Maggie Smith to her younger self " if in doubt,don't"

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By *harlie_m123Man
over a year ago

burton

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

Presumption is the mother of all fuck ups!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"When life gives you lemons.....

Freeze them & throw them as hard as possible at the people making your life difficult

I like the addition to this..... then find the one who was given vodka and smile together

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By *harlie_m123Man
over a year ago

burton

Never argue with a fool. People may not notice the difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay day is always less than a month away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t count your money over a grate

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Nothing is permanent

Impermanence is

Ha true!

I also read recently..

'Impermanence is lifes only promise to us, and she keeps it with ruthless impeccability'

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Presumption is the mother of all fuck ups! "

True that!

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By *avhonaWoman
over a year ago

Away with the faeries

"“Give less of a fuck” and “Seek first to understand, then be understood”"

These

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Don't be a cunt."

Or Don’t be a twant...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold

Your

Kite

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The two things you have total control over in your life is your attitude and your effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What words of wisdom have always stayed true to you?

I’ll start with ‘Don’t take criticism from someone you would never take advice from’ "

I like that one.

Once is circumstance, twice is happenstance, three times is taking the piss

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones "

You following me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones

You following me

It certainly appears that way

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By *artinbobMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Don’t piss in to the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a c*nt

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones

You following me

It certainly appears that way

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