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Why are smokers miserable as sin?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin

the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin

the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin

the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin

So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

No words

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Must be the northerner way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it because you're watching them?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I was miserable this morning cos Tesco had ran out of JPS baccy, and I had to go and queue outside Sainsbury's to get some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you stopped them all smoking in pubs.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

If it makes them so miserable then just stop and take up another hobby that makes them happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Addicts are often not the happiest folk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smoked for 16 years and and confirm that yes, smoking is miserable. There is nothing positive about it.

Costs a fortune, taste wretched, smells revolting. There is nothing to smile about when smoking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s must be the nicotine! I’ve noticed this too.

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By *ookworm258Man
over a year ago

Wythenshawe

I'm a smoker but never miserable as sin. Have my moments like non smokers do otherwise I'm a happy bunny most of the time

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool


"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin

the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin

the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin

the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin

So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke? its their bit of pleasure lol..

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the old Kestrels (an adults only club) was open, loads used to congregate in the smoker’s shelter because everyone there was very friendly and had a good laugh with each other

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By *man79Man
over a year ago

newry dundalk. warrenpoint

I quit smoking and became a full time riding machine

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin

the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin

the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin

the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin

So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke?

"

It's not the smoking.

They all saw your handsome penis and felt miserable about their own average penises.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin

the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin

the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin

the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin

So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke?

It's not the smoking.

They all saw your handsome penis and felt miserable about their own average penises. "

I’ve told you before you’re not smoking my cock

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area....."

Yeah cause the fags darn sarf are so much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s look because “they” have to suck on something so small to get a hit! I like to suggest to smokers they suck dick instead

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin

the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin

the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin

the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin

So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke?

It's not the smoking.

They all saw your handsome penis and felt miserable about their own average penises. "

Even the ladies

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It’s look because “they” have to suck on something so small to get a hit! I like to suggest to smokers they suck dick instead "

Surprisingly is correct answer

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin

the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin

the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin

the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin

So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke?

"

Hmmm another common link is you seem to be near by ?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"When the old Kestrels (an adults only club) was open, loads used to congregate in the smoker’s shelter because everyone there was very friendly and had a good laugh with each other "

I remember them days

People who take up hobbies become boring and lose the art of talking about anything else ... not smokers are miserable .. I’m grumpy but not miserable ... just off for a fag

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin

the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin

the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin

the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin

So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke?

Hmmm another common link is you seem to be near by ? "

As opposed to the missing link?????

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin

the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin

the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin

the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin

So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke?

"

No

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area.....

Yeah cause the fags darn sarf are so much better "

Or the people are less miserable

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire


"the bloke over the road nips out for a fag at his front door - miserable as sin

the lunch time puffers in their shelter - miserable as sin

the bloke having a cheeky one taking the dog for a walk - miserable as sin

the person asking for 20 Benson at the garage kiosk - miserable as sin

So my question is does smoking make you miserable or are you miserable cause you smoke?

"
now there's a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This threads smoking hot

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area.....

Yeah cause the fags darn sarf are so much better

Or the people are less miserable "

Nah, just watch EastEnders and you’ll get the drift

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"When the old Kestrels (an adults only club) was open, loads used to congregate in the smoker’s shelter because everyone there was very friendly and had a good laugh with each other "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many interesting perspectives here.

I occasionally smoke. A packet every 2-3 months and when I do smoke the 20 cigs probably last between 5-7 days.

I only smoke when I am happy, when I feel good or if I’m with good company. For me a very lovely part of the day is driving with the sun shining bright, the wind on my face, an uplifting folk tune and a B&H Dual.

However I do understand what the OP means. There maybe a correlation between smokers and being miserable. Who knows!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Definitely the saddest thing you'll see. particularly around hospitals.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area.....

Yeah cause the fags darn sarf are so much better

Or the people are less miserable

Nah, just watch EastEnders and you’ll get the drift "

Couldn't think of anything worse then watching a soap

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I smoke and the only time I might get aggy is if I don't have one otherwise I'm happy as a pig in shit lol

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By *oudLoutishLoverWoman
over a year ago

Colchester

I've always rather enjoyed sin. Far from miserable, usually!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started smoking again after giving up for 8 years because I used to go outside with the smokers. They are so much more fun than the non smoking whining bitches that stayed inside on breaks!! They literally drove me to smoking.

Going outside with the smokers at the pub is always better than staying inside with the miserable ones. You come back inside and they're just sitting there in silence

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I started smoking again after giving up for 8 years because I used to go outside with the smokers. They are so much more fun than the non smoking whining bitches that stayed inside on breaks!! They literally drove me to smoking.

Going outside with the smokers at the pub is always better than staying inside with the miserable ones. You come back inside and they're just sitting there in silence "

Or on their phones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I started smoking again after giving up for 8 years because I used to go outside with the smokers. They are so much more fun than the non smoking whining bitches that stayed inside on breaks!! They literally drove me to smoking.

Going outside with the smokers at the pub is always better than staying inside with the miserable ones. You come back inside and they're just sitting there in silence "

Shhh. Don't tell the non smokers we have more fun than they do.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area.....

Yeah cause the fags darn sarf are so much better

Or the people are less miserable

Nah, just watch EastEnders and you’ll get the drift

Couldn't think of anything worse then watching a soap"

I couldn’t think of anything worse than locking myself away to escape my kids so I could smoke, and this isn’t being miserable must be southern thing

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I started smoking again after giving up for 8 years because I used to go outside with the smokers. They are so much more fun than the non smoking whining bitches that stayed inside on breaks!! They literally drove me to smoking.

Going outside with the smokers at the pub is always better than staying inside with the miserable ones. You come back inside and they're just sitting there in silence "

Maybe cause they known the stench will hit them anytime soon.

Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area....."

100% agree

Miss s x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be the northerner way "
No it's not.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Has to be a up north thing, down south its happy fag break! Escaping the kids by locking ones self outside, chatting to the neighbours, socializing at work in the smoking area, some of the funniest pub nights are in the smoking area.....

100% agree

Miss s x"

100% disagree

Mr M x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smoke and I’m a fucking delight as you know

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I smoke and I’m a fucking delight as you know "

Here have a bacon butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time I was in the UK I went into a pub (I'm a non-smoker) - inside it stank of disinfectant, stale beer and sour wine and was almost silent, even though there were quite a few customers . I went outside into the "fresh" air with the smokers, and what a happy-go-lucky lot they were in comparison. I think I chatted to more people outside smoking than I ever have in any other British pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I smoke and I’m a fucking delight as you know

Here have a bacon butty "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't noticed this.

Could it be because they are freezing their tits out in the cold while smoking?

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"If it makes them so miserable then just stop and take up another hobby that makes them happy "

I feel that way about anglers, they are always as miserable as sin.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Is it because they are banished outside to have their fag?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"If it makes them so miserable then just stop and take up another hobby that makes them happy

I feel that way about anglers, they are always as miserable as sin."

Blimey, Mr Ruggers is a smoker and a fisherman...double whammy for being miserable as sin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does appear that less smokers are dying of covid 19. We went to Maccu Pichu & due to its altitude people have to acclimatise & buy oxygen cans. We are both smokers and didn’t need to. Our guide told us that as smokers are used to having less oxygen in their lungs they acclimatised easier. So that’s 1 positive for smokers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only happy smoker in the world of fab? Surely not!

I enjoy smoking, I know it’ll be the death of me some day but hey at least I’ll be sure of how I go

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