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"is it just me ... or do other people look at whats in the background of photos ... and think ... *tuts you coulda made the bed ... or thats a really awful piccy on the wall .... is thinking i may have seen one too many cock pics " I often look in the background of photos of pretty ladies for plug sockets. They can be a dead giveaway of a fake - so can other house features and cars and trees | |||
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"is it just me ... or do other people look at whats in the background of photos ... and think ... *tuts you coulda made the bed ... or thats a really awful piccy on the wall .... is thinking i may have seen one too many cock pics I often look in the background of photos of pretty ladies for plug sockets. They can be a dead giveaway of a fake - so can other house features and cars and trees " Why? Oh, I see, in case they're copied and pasted - yawn.... | |||
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"drags circular saw and drill plugs out of sockets ... in case they make her fake ... digs up trees and hides any background cars ... ok no fake here lol " No American plug sockets, number plates of foreign cars, palm trees, completely non-British styles of building and road sign. Over the years I've seen a lot of fake profiles (probably by men) and sometimes those details can help you them out. | |||
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"ahhhh but they could have been on holiday when they had the photo taken " Yeah, that's usually pretty obvious though. Your pic doesn't look in the slightest bit fake, I'm guessing you were having a great time | |||
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"is it just me ... or do other people look at whats in the background of photos ... and think ... *tuts you coulda made the bed ... or thats a really awful piccy on the wall .... is thinking i may have seen one too many cock pics " haha i always look at state of room and think they could have at least tidied up before taking pic, i wasnt going to put a pic up just cos ironing board is visible in background but hubby reassured me the ironing board would be last thing people would see, now im not so sure lol | |||
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"Ooooh the best one are from "single" guys holding thier cock flashing thier wedding ring. I toy with those ones " Better still the guy that goes on cam to prove he's genuine and what do you see a wedding ring on a single guy! Doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Christalx | |||
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"Ooooh the best one are from "single" guys holding thier cock flashing thier wedding ring. I toy with those ones Better still the guy that goes on cam to prove he's genuine and what do you see a wedding ring on a single guy! Doh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Christalx" alas many guys think with their cocks | |||
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"OOOOPS I totally misunderstood the "no cock pics" thing " oooooo now thats one hell of a cock pic xxx | |||
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"i got a message the other day with a guy using a banana next to his cock instead of a remote, it was a very bent banana to , not quite sure wot he was trying to prove " ahhh i know that one ... he was trying to prove ... he likes bananas .... and that the remote was buried under the pile of dirty washing in the corner of the room x | |||
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" *realises house is currently a tip and goes to tidy up before taking any more photos " You could try hanging up a blanket or something Also bathrooms are good if they're tiled as they're usually quick to make look neat | |||
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"i still say and think that part of the pleasure in meeting someone is the unkown,ie not knowing what is under those street clothes, the unwrapping is a pleasure and a supprise too " ok will take all pics off my profile that show me with my tits out. | |||
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"i still say and think that part of the pleasure in meeting someone is the unkown,ie not knowing what is under those street clothes, the unwrapping is a pleasure and a supprise too ok will take all pics off my profile that show me with my tits out. " Nooooooooo! | |||
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" Their tits!!! Double standards perhaps....doesn't put me up nor down to be honest. " i havent got any pictures of my boobs lol | |||
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" *realises house is currently a tip and goes to tidy up before taking any more photos You could try hanging up a blanket or something Also bathrooms are good if they're tiled as they're usually quick to make look neat " lol was my exes house ... and the blanket was to cover up the half stripped paper .... though on studying my pic ... probably should have covered up the green carpet and cropped it a bit too | |||
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" Their tits!!! Double standards perhaps....doesn't put me up nor down to be honest. i havent got any pictures of my boobs lol " i noticed....and im disappointed | |||
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"Im fake i dont really have a bubble bath or dress in funny outfits xx " you do | |||
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"*goes off to take boob pics .... *changes mind after realising i have to remove the last weeks washing from bed, make bed, cover carpet, remove cats, hide shoes, put cups in diswasher ..... ah sod it you can wait " LOL Touvak will come do it for ya...the tidying up that is | |||
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"*goes off to take boob pics .... *changes mind after realising i have to remove the last weeks washing from bed, make bed, cover carpet, remove cats, hide shoes, put cups in diswasher ..... ah sod it you can wait " No, no, we really can't! Teach me to open my big mouth. Actually I thought it was a curtain hanging behind your chair I must say | |||
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"*goes off to take boob pics .... *changes mind after realising i have to remove the last weeks washing from bed, make bed, cover carpet, remove cats, hide shoes, put cups in diswasher ..... ah sod it you can wait LOL Touvak will come do it for ya...the tidying up that is " well at least i have some use for you ladies lol ( would you like me to wear the lace pinny too ) | |||
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"*goes off to take boob pics .... *changes mind after realising i have to remove the last weeks washing from bed, make bed, cover carpet, remove cats, hide shoes, put cups in diswasher ..... ah sod it you can wait LOL Touvak will come do it for ya...the tidying up that is well at least i have some use for you ladies lol ( would you like me to wear the lace pinny too ) " and a pvc boiler suit | |||
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"*goes off to take boob pics .... *changes mind after realising i have to remove the last weeks washing from bed, make bed, cover carpet, remove cats, hide shoes, put cups in diswasher ..... ah sod it you can wait LOL Touvak will come do it for ya...the tidying up that is well at least i have some use for you ladies lol ( would you like me to wear the lace pinny too ) and a pvc boiler suit " dont care you can do it naked with a cork shoved up your bum with a union jack attached to it as long as it saves me having to do it | |||
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" No, no, we really can't! Teach me to open my big mouth. " i'll teach_you if you want lol ... but piccies of my boobies would be rooood ... and i'm such a good girl ... cant be doing things like that | |||
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" No, no, we really can't! Teach me to open my big mouth. i'll teach_you if you want lol ... but piccies of my boobies would be rooood ... and i'm such a good girl ... cant be doing things like that " Well I never reject an opportunity to learn something new. You're right though, booby pics would be a bit rude and perhaps a good girl wouldn't do that. If you post some we'll know you're not really a good girl after all | |||
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"i still say and think that part of the pleasure in meeting someone is the unkown,ie not knowing what is under those street clothes, the unwrapping is a pleasure and a supprise too ok will take all pics off my profile that show me with my tits out. " Could I just say on behalf on men and women everywhere, it would be a very sad day if you took all pictures of your tits off your profile! So NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! | |||
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"*goes off to take boob pics .... *changes mind after realising i have to remove the last weeks washing from bed, make bed, cover carpet, remove cats, hide shoes, put cups in diswasher ..... ah sod it you can wait LOL Touvak will come do it for ya...the tidying up that is well at least i have some use for you ladies lol ( would you like me to wear the lace pinny too ) and a pvc boiler suit dont care you can do it naked with a cork shoved up your bum with a union jack attached to it as long as it saves me having to do it " sorry i draw the line at the cork lol but the union jack is a naval flag and as i'm no seaman i might concider the national flag of the united kingom or even st george's cross as i'm english | |||
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" sorry i draw the line at the cork lol but the union jack is a naval flag and as i'm no seaman i might concider the national flag of the united kingom or even st george's cross as i'm english " but how are we gonna attach it to your bum if theres no corks? | |||
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" you're not really a good girl after all " in that case i couldn't possibly post any ... *giggles | |||
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" sorry i draw the line at the cork lol but the union jack is a naval flag and as i'm no seaman i might concider the national flag of the united kingom or even st george's cross as i'm english but how are we gonna attach it to your bum if theres no corks?" Im thinking a stapler | |||
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" sorry i draw the line at the cork lol but the union jack is a naval flag and as i'm no seaman i might concider the national flag of the united kingom or even st george's cross as i'm english but how are we gonna attach it to your bum if theres no corks? Im thinking a stapler " ooouch is that anyway to treat someone who is willing to do anything for you for no payment, if your going to inflict pain then i'm going to have to demand a payment in kind of some type lol | |||
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" sorry i draw the line at the cork lol but the union jack is a naval flag and as i'm no seaman i might concider the national flag of the united kingom or even st george's cross as i'm english but how are we gonna attach it to your bum if theres no corks? Im thinking a stapler ooouch is that anyway to treat someone who is willing to do anything for you for no payment, if your going to inflict pain then i'm going to have to demand a payment in kind of some type lol " see it would have been much easier and less painful .... with the cork | |||
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" sorry i draw the line at the cork lol but the union jack is a naval flag and as i'm no seaman i might concider the national flag of the united kingom or even st george's cross as i'm english but how are we gonna attach it to your bum if theres no corks? Im thinking a stapler ooouch is that anyway to treat someone who is willing to do anything for you for no payment, if your going to inflict pain then i'm going to have to demand a payment in kind of some type lol " well that just ruins all the fun then | |||
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"Not the lesson I was hoping for but it's a start Staples more painful than corks " thinks i just found a hard limit .... stapling a flag to my bum .... never lol | |||
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