FabSwingers.com forum: What are the first 5 things you do in the morning?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine are

1) try to wiggle out of the bed as Ash somehow makes the duvet into some sort of obstacle course in his sleep!

2) go for a wee

3) put the kettle on

4) open a window or the door

5)normally involves something along the lines of telling Ash off for putting the empty milk cartons back in the fridge.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

1 Slippers on.

2 kiss dogs

3 Piddle

4 check emails

5 boil kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open bedroom window (if I haven't done so in the night)

Slippers

Kettle on

Toilet

Open downstairs windows

(Somewhere in there is usually turfing the children out of bed or stopping them from fighting)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower

Shave

Brush teeth

Take meds

Go to work

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Shower

Shave

Brush teeth

Take meds

Go to work "

Without peeing?

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Stretch

Yawn

Piddle

Cuddles

Kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit the alarm!

Pee!

Dressed!

Phone and charger!

Out the door fast as always leave alarm till last minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stretch

Poke a leg out

Grab a phone

Video chat

Cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huggles with my sons

Listen to the news on alexa

Wee

Make my bed

Cuppa

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Say bye to the bf (he goes to work early)

Let the dogs out for a wee

Put the kettle on

Have a wee myself

Cuddles, coffee and milk with my daughters

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Snuggle with Molly

Drink tea made by hubby

Go to loo...to get rid of tea

Feed Molly

Get rid of more tea

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Wee

Drink of water

Check fab

Shower

Open blinds / curtains

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I very impressed with everyone's bladder control because it's always the first thing I do.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

My routine changes

Early morning sex, coffee, and Countdown in bed is a good way to start the day though...

Followed by a hotel breakfast

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I very impressed with everyone's bladder control because it's always the first thing I do.

Haha

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Hit snooze

Launch myself out of bed, straight to the bathroom because I’m dying for a wee

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Check my phone

Take my pills

Go for a wee

Brush my teeth

Usually realise all my clean knickers are on the airer and walk naked to the living room to get some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check phone

Pee

Let animals out

Feed animals

Kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check my phone

Make coffee

Go for a wee

Drink coffee

Make more coffee

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Check my phone

Make coffee

Go for a wee

Drink coffee

Make more coffee "

*acquire cats

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Under "normal" circumstances

Snooze alarm several times

Check news/notifications on phone

Take meds

Pee while a small child hangs round my neck

Step 5 varies depending on how many times I snoozed

a) Shower quickly OR

b) Get back in bed and cuddle small child

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

1. Reply to my good morning message from the bf

2. Put slippers on

3. Sneak past the kids bedroom while on way to toilet

4. Make a cup of tea

5. Take my meds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check the time.

Bathroom brush teeth.

Kettle on.

Check emails from work.

Feed cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower

Shave

Brush teeth

Take meds

Go to work

Without peeing?"

Yes but that would be 6 things!!

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By *ornyspiceCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Both wake up, go for pee pee, wash pussy & cock, clean teeth, back into bed cuddle kisses and see to our needs sorted, then make a brew check emails perve fabs another brew, then showers all this mostly done before six, both wake up silly hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up,play on my phone, get up, piss, clean teeth

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Open my eyes.

Check phone for my good morning message

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Loo

Kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open eyes

Check phone

Cum

Make coffee

Empty dishwasher

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

- swear

- open eyes

- swear

- pint of coffee

- swear

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What's 'a morning' ??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Put on glasses, check time, wee, make coffee, drink coffee

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By *carlett AllureWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Pop me eyes on

Check me phone

Pee

Drink a pint of squash

Get back in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's 'a morning' ??

It's whenever you wake up regardless of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a coffee, feed my bunnies, puff on my vape and then get breakfast on for my daughter and get ready for work (usually!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check time

Walk the loo

Stare at morning glory

Adopt the locust position

Attempt to wee through said morning glory without soaking the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) check phone

2) have a gulp of water

3) wait for my cock to shrink

4) go for a piss

5) stare at myself in the mirror and ask why I am awake so early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hit snooze

Hit snooze

Launch myself out of bed, straight to the bathroom because I’m dying for a wee"

Overtime snoozing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kittie snuggles

Dressing gown on

More kittie snuggles whilst I'm peeing

Shower

Pant aporoval photos

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

1. Silence alarm

2. Wake Red

3. Take dogs on 3 to 4 mile walk with Red (sunrise walk)

4. Change from walking clothes

5. Log in to work and start my working day

Rinse and repeat, weekends don't involve work though ... usually back to bed with Red for an hour or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 light a players navy non filter

2 check the beer can by the bed has a last sip hair of the dog

3 chomp on the remains of last night's kebab

4 slip on a pool of vomit on way to khaki

5 crack head on door, pass out, wake midday in slurry of diarrhoea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Hit snooze

2. Drop phone while hitting snooze for a 2nd time

3. Try to find phone that rolled under the bed and is still going off

4. Officially get out of bed to find phone

5. Rub face and realise I’m not meant to touch my face

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By *tevo6771Man
over a year ago

redditch

turn off alarm use toilet shower & shave downstairs to boil kettle have breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Get up and dressed

2. Go for a wee

3. Wake up 5 children open their blinds and make their beds as they get dressed.

4. Go down stairs and let the dogs out.

5. Empty dish washer.

6. Do children's breakfasts.

7. Clean up childrens breakfast.

8.have a coffee!!! At least...

9. Take the bins and recycling out to the garage.

10. Pick up dog poo.

11. Go wash hands clean teeth.

12. Got to work.

Thats my.morning every day like a military routine.

Oh you only wanted 5 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch my balls

Take a pee

Wash my hands

Take my tablets

Make and eat breakfast

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

1) get up

2) let the dog out

3) put the coffee on

4) drink a pint of water

5) shower and get dressed

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

trouble most likely, or creating it :)

1. Turn alarm on snooze

2. Turn alarm off and reset for a later time.

3. Hit snooze on alarm button

4. Realise I actually need to go to the bathroom so get up

5. Let the dog out on route to the bathroom and put the kettle on

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Get up

Let the dogs out

Go down feed the horses

Grab a coffee to try and wake up

Get dressed

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Pee

Coffee

Toast

Porridge

Walk in garden

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Open eyes

Check phone

Scratch balls

Open the curtains

Pee

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

1. Switch alarm off and get out of bed

2. Open curtains

3. Bathroom

4. Decide what to wear and dress

5. Kettle on

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By *arkhorse66Man
over a year ago

bristol

Pee

Shower

Teeth

Dress

Text my lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit the snooze button

Check Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Turn alarm off.

2. Go to bathroom.

3. Get Dressed.

4. Walk dogs.

5. Breakfast time.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

1. Get up

2. Turn work laptop on

3. Pee

4. Shower

5. Brush teeth

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

Glasses on

Moisturiser on

Make a wee

Coffee

Have a poop whilst drinking the coffee and browsing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll out of bed

Have a wee

Feed and water dogs

Two teas and a coffee

Walk dogs in two lots

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

PJ bottoms on (neighbours are nosey)

Pee

Make tea/coffee

Take upstairs to B with fresh juice.

Check phone.

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By *estthewateragainCouple
over a year ago

Chester Area

1. Have a shower (sometimes a cheeky one)

2. Make Will's breakfast and lunch

3. Dry my hair (what little there is)

4. Get dressed

5. Coffee!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Current 5 things:

1. Have a wee

2. Make a cuppa

3. Have another wee

4. Flick through social media

5. Decide on what to make / cook / bake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glasses on

Moisturiser on

Make a wee

Coffee

Have a poop whilst drinking the coffee and browsing"

I’m sure you can’t be the only morning pooer on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out of bed

Go for a wee

Let the dogs out for a wee

Get the dogs breakfast

Get myself a drink

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

If work

Get up, dress

Go down down, Eat

Go up up, Toilet, teeth

Go down down, Get bag check everything is in there

Feed fish

If school day, then go down get child clothes, get his breakfast aswell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breathe

Open eyes

Get out of bed

Piss

Kettle on

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Mine are

1) try to wiggle out of the bed as Ash somehow makes the duvet into some sort of obstacle course in his sleep!

2) go for a wee

3) put the kettle on

4) open a window or the door

5)normally involves something along the lines of telling Ash off for putting the empty milk cartons back in the fridge.

1. let the cat out as hes probably the reason I'm up ..

2. Put kettle on..

3. Upstairs contacts in, teeth brushed, toilet.

4. Back down finish making coffee, drink it, make fresh one in travel mug.

5. Out the door to work ... I think that's 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn alarm off

Get up

Toilet

Splash cold water over my face

Brush teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get nipple crippled by baba

Play with baba until C wakes up

Lie in bed for half an hour while C takes baba next door

Pee

Make breakfast

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

open curtains

have a pee

dressing gown on

kettle on

check fabswingers for msgs

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Get nipple crippled by baba

Play with baba until C wakes up

Lie in bed for half an hour while C takes baba next door

Pee

Make breakfast"
Love that, reminds me of when mine were little x bar the hubby doing anything of use.

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By *zQTWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Swear at the alarm

Morning cuddles and a quick snooze

Check my phone

Open the curtains and window

Have a cigarette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss

Get a wash

Teeth

Make a cuppa

Check phone

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Climb out of bed

Go to the loo

Brush teeth

Go down, turn off the alarm

Open the door into the garden for the dog to go out.

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