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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.

When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.

So, my question is, what are you lot not poised to do today?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh I love it when you live up to your profile name

I'm not poised to drive to Brum egg stained shirt or not

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Anything

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Sat watching rocket man on sky dressed and signed in to nhs responder

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Oh I love it when you live up to your profile name

I'm not poised to drive to Brum egg stained shirt or not "

And I'm not poised awaiting your arrival.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Sat watching rocket man on sky dressed and signed in to nhs responder "

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Anything "

Good answer!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Brushing my hair has revealed that I really need to wash it. I'm poised to wash my hair.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I'm not poised to do anything apart from languish in my pit, dicking around on fab for a bit longer

Mrs TMN x

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Brushing my hair has revealed that I really need to wash it. I'm poised to wash my hair."

I have given up with my hair.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm not poised to do anything apart from languish in my pit, dicking around on fab for a bit longer

Mrs TMN x"

Sounds like a plan. Do you have your lingerie on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Oh I love it when you live up to your profile name

I'm not poised to drive to Brum egg stained shirt or not

And I'm not poised awaiting your arrival. "

But you said you had the egg stained shirt on...I'd call that slightly poised

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists "

Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.

I'm a shatterer of dreams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists

Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.

I'm a shatterer of dreams. "

I just dont know what to think anymore

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Oh I love it when you live up to your profile name

I'm not poised to drive to Brum egg stained shirt or not

And I'm not poised awaiting your arrival.

But you said you had the egg stained shirt on...I'd call that slightly poised "

No. Slightly poised would mean me wearing said shirt back to front surely?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists

Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.

I'm a shatterer of dreams.

I just dont know what to think anymore "

Suck it up buttercup.

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By *im2203Couple
over a year ago

colchester


"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists

Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.

I'm a shatterer of dreams. "

You are. We didn't get our bacon and egg sandwich the other week lol x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I'm not poised to do anything apart from languish in my pit, dicking around on fab for a bit longer

Mrs TMN x

Sounds like a plan. Do you have your lingerie on? "

But of course! Freshly shaved, smelling good... Oh wait. Morning breath and well overdue a trim...

I am naked though, does that count as poised?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

What do you mean you're not poised and ready for action

Well...my hair needs washing, I'm sat in my dressing gown...it's not a good look.

I need to go shopping, so I'm headed to the shower so that I don't scare the locals at the shops.

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Wait What!

I thought all the women on here where dressed in lingerie and sat around waiting for a man, any man, that should decide she was the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.

When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.

So, my question is, what are you lot not poised to do today? "

I'm poised to get out of my pjs, not for anything else

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Oh I love it when you live up to your profile name

I'm not poised to drive to Brum egg stained shirt or not

And I'm not poised awaiting your arrival.

But you said you had the egg stained shirt on...I'd call that slightly poised

No. Slightly poised would mean me wearing said shirt back to front surely? "

Or knotted under your boobs....or would that be "come and get me now" levels of poisedness?

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m poised to get out of bed and move to the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.

When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.

So, my question is, what are you lot not poised to do today? "

Wait, you’re not sitting waiting for me to drop into your inbox unannounced with an unflattering image of my cock?

Fuck sake, there goes my Sunday funday

I am so tired today, I don’t have the motivation to even make my coffee

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists

Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.

I'm a shatterer of dreams.

You are. We didn't get our bacon and egg sandwich the other week lol x "

I was definately poised ready not to make them though.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m poised to maybe dress properly today rather than just a vest and knickers

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm not poised to do anything apart from languish in my pit, dicking around on fab for a bit longer

Mrs TMN x

Sounds like a plan. Do you have your lingerie on?

But of course! Freshly shaved, smelling good... Oh wait. Morning breath and well overdue a trim...

I am naked though, does that count as poised? "

Absolutely. Top marks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists

Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.

I'm a shatterer of dreams.

I just dont know what to think anymore

Suck it up buttercup. "

Send nudes

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"What do you mean you're not poised and ready for action

Well...my hair needs washing, I'm sat in my dressing gown...it's not a good look.

I need to go shopping, so I'm headed to the shower so that I don't scare the locals at the shops."

Can you get me a packet of smoky bacon crisps please.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Wait What!

I thought all the women on here where dressed in lingerie and sat around waiting for a man, any man, that should decide she was the one

"

We are really. I'm just playing hard to get.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.

When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.

So, my question is, what are you lot not poised to do today?

I'm poised to get out of my pjs, not for anything else "

But what will the men folk think when they find out?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Oh I love it when you live up to your profile name

I'm not poised to drive to Brum egg stained shirt or not

And I'm not poised awaiting your arrival.

But you said you had the egg stained shirt on...I'd call that slightly poised

No. Slightly poised would mean me wearing said shirt back to front surely?

Or knotted under your boobs....or would that be "come and get me now" levels of poisedness? "

I'm so hot for you right now.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists

Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.

I'm a shatterer of dreams.

I just dont know what to think anymore

Suck it up buttercup.

Send nudes "

I have run out of nakedness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Layed in bed with a coffee so I guess I'm poised to get up... at some point.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I'm not poised to do anything apart from languish in my pit, dicking around on fab for a bit longer

Mrs TMN x

Sounds like a plan. Do you have your lingerie on?

But of course! Freshly shaved, smelling good... Oh wait. Morning breath and well overdue a trim...

I am naked though, does that count as poised?

Absolutely. Top marks. "

Yay! 10\10 for us.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I’m poised to maybe dress properly today rather than just a vest and knickers "

Can I suggest a saucy little number maybe in black...

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I’m poised to get out of bed and move to the sofa. "

Sleep on the sofa and then you will never have to move again.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.

When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.

So, my question is, what are you lot not poised to do today?

Wait, you’re not sitting waiting for me to drop into your inbox unannounced with an unflattering image of my cock?

Fuck sake, there goes my Sunday funday

I am so tired today, I don’t have the motivation to even make my coffee "

I sat all day yesterday waiting. I have RSI now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists

Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.

I'm a shatterer of dreams.

I just dont know what to think anymore

Suck it up buttercup.

Send nudes

I have run out of nakedness. "

Worth a try

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Layed in bed with a coffee so I guess I'm poised to get up... at some point. "

Don't do it. It's over rated.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm not poised to be a smooth, hair free goddess but I am poised to have a good shower and shave when the sofa stops being so comfortable.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Wow, I mean, this like finding out Santa doesn't exists

Neither does the tooth fairy or the Easter bunny.

I'm a shatterer of dreams.

I just dont know what to think anymore

Suck it up buttercup.

Send nudes

I have run out of nakedness.

Worth a try"

Yeah. Apparently you've gotta love a chancer. It's in the Fab small print.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"What do you mean you're not poised and ready for action

Well...my hair needs washing, I'm sat in my dressing gown...it's not a good look.

I need to go shopping, so I'm headed to the shower so that I don't scare the locals at the shops.

Can you get me a packet of smoky bacon crisps please. "

Yes, I'll pick up a bar if chocolate too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Brushing my hair has revealed that I really need to wash it. I'm poised to wash my hair.

I have given up with my hair. "

My hair care is basically making sure it doesn't become unmanageable or completely disgusting

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm not poised to be a smooth, hair free goddess but I am poised to have a good shower and shave when the sofa stops being so comfortable. "

Just call me Bushybikiniline.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Brushing my hair has revealed that I really need to wash it. I'm poised to wash my hair.

I have given up with my hair.

My hair care is basically making sure it doesn't become unmanageable or completely disgusting "

You could just wear a hat.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.

When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.

"

Surely it’s not just me who thinks this sounds just as sexy as the more ‘polished’ image?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.

When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.

Surely it’s not just me who thinks this sounds just as sexy as the more ‘polished’ image?"

It's the egg stain isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m poised to sit with a freshly brewed coffee and watch some cooking vids on YouTube

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Planted some seeds this morning. Now I'm poised to sit and watch them grow....

I hope

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I’m poised to sit with a freshly brewed coffee and watch some cooking vids on YouTube "

Sounds like a good way to start the day.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.

When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.

Surely it’s not just me who thinks this sounds just as sexy as the more ‘polished’ image?

It's the egg stain isn't it? "

It’s the detail. And the honesty, haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Layed in bed with a coffee so I guess I'm poised to get up... at some point.

Don't do it. It's over rated. "

And that's all the motivation I need to roll over and take a well earned nap

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Planted some seeds this morning. Now I'm poised to sit and watch them grow....

I hope "

Ooh I brought seeds for my window box yesterday but I have been so busy with dic pics, I haven't had time to plant them yet.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.

When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.

Surely it’s not just me who thinks this sounds just as sexy as the more ‘polished’ image?

It's the egg stain isn't it?

It’s the detail. And the honesty, haha x"

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Layed in bed with a coffee so I guess I'm poised to get up... at some point.

Don't do it. It's over rated.

And that's all the motivation I need to roll over and take a well earned nap "

And you are most welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Planted some seeds this morning. Now I'm poised to sit and watch them grow....

I hope

Ooh I brought seeds for my window box yesterday but I have been so busy with dic pics, I haven't had time to plant them yet. "

Have you been taking dick pics again?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Oh I love it when you live up to your profile name

I'm not poised to drive to Brum egg stained shirt or not

And I'm not poised awaiting your arrival.

But you said you had the egg stained shirt on...I'd call that slightly poised

No. Slightly poised would mean me wearing said shirt back to front surely?

Or knotted under your boobs....or would that be "come and get me now" levels of poisedness?

I'm so hot for you right now. "

I just dribbled down my t-shirt at the thought...definitely wasn't poised for that

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Im not poised to add anything helpful or insightful to this thread.

#notsorry

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Planted some seeds this morning. Now I'm poised to sit and watch them grow....

I hope

Ooh I brought seeds for my window box yesterday but I have been so busy with dic pics, I haven't had time to plant them yet.

Have you been taking dick pics again? "

Yeah. Sorry. It's just so hard to stop.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Oh I love it when you live up to your profile name

I'm not poised to drive to Brum egg stained shirt or not

And I'm not poised awaiting your arrival.

But you said you had the egg stained shirt on...I'd call that slightly poised

No. Slightly poised would mean me wearing said shirt back to front surely?

Or knotted under your boobs....or would that be "come and get me now" levels of poisedness?

I'm so hot for you right now.

I just dribbled down my t-shirt at the thought...definitely wasn't poised for that "

Drool!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Im not poised to add anything helpful or insightful to this thread.

#notsorry"

I can always rely on you. That's why I like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some blokes believe that I sit here dressed in lingerie, waiting for their dic pics to flood my inbox so that I can stroke my pussy.

When the reality is I haven't brushed my hair for two days and I have yesterday's teeshirt on with a little bit of an egg stain down the front.

So, my question is, what are you lot not poised to do today? "

Stretching my jeans as they I’ve just washed em .wish me luck

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"[Poster not poised to post at 19/04/20 11:33:54]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not poised to do anything beyond sitting around in Star Wars pyjamas, eating snacks and watching telly. Not even putting on make-up today (though I have showered).

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m poised to sunbathe yey it’s hot hot hot......

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