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"What even is it?" It's like looking for the last tin of baked beans at the back of the corner cupboard, but with lube.  | |||
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"What even is it? It's like looking for the last tin of baked beans at the back of the corner cupboard, but with lube. "You stick a tin of beans up your arse? | |||
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"What even is it? It's like looking for the last tin of baked beans at the back of the corner cupboard, but with lube.
You stick a tin of beans up your arse? "Of course. Doesn't everyone? | |||
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"Does it hurt? Apologies beforehand if I made you wince or pucker."  just a little | |||
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"What even is it? It's like looking for the last tin of baked beans at the back of the corner cupboard, but with lube. "Oh good lord | |||
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"Does it hurt? Apologies beforehand if I made you wince or pucker. just a little"You'll be wincing later  | |||
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"What even is it? It's like looking for the last tin of baked beans at the back of the corner cupboard, but with lube.
Oh good lord "*other canned goods available | |||
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"What even is it? It's like looking for the last tin of baked beans at the back of the corner cupboard, but with lube.
You stick a tin of beans up your arse?
Of course. Doesn't everyone?
"Depends doesn't it. All at once still in the tin or one at a time? | |||
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"I’ve just excavated a Panzer Tank from mine...." I hope the big gun thing wasn't too tricky.. | |||
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"I’ve just excavated a Panzer Tank from mine.... I hope the big gun thing wasn't too tricky.. "So its a bit like a cross between ready, steady cook and Timeteam is that what you're saying? | |||
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"What even is it? It's like looking for the last tin of baked beans at the back of the corner cupboard, but with lube.
You stick a tin of beans up your arse?
Of course. Doesn't everyone?
Depends doesn't it. All at once still in the tin or one at a time?"I suppose it depends if it's a kinky or slow rummaging session. | |||
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"You won’t find any Easter eggs there.  "Damn | |||
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"You won’t find any Easter eggs there.
Damn"And if you do DO NOT EAT THEM. THEY ARE NOT CHOCOLATE. | |||
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"You won’t find any Easter eggs there.
Damn
And if you do DO NOT EAT THEM. THEY ARE NOT CHOCOLATE."
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"You won’t find any Easter eggs there.
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And if you do DO NOT EAT THEM. THEY ARE NOT CHOCOLATE." | |||
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"You won’t find any Easter eggs there.
Damn
And if you do DO NOT EAT THEM. THEY ARE NOT CHOCOLATE.
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"Does it hurt? Apologies beforehand if I made you wince or pucker. just a little
You'll be wincing later "Only in sympathy | |||
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"Does it hurt? Apologies beforehand if I made you wince or pucker. just a little
You'll be wincing later
Only in sympathy "Watch it | |||
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"Does it hurt? Apologies beforehand if I made you wince or pucker. just a little
You'll be wincing later
Only in sympathy
Watch it "What am I watching? Oh, you, land on your arse! | |||
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"I have no idea what that is sorry....." DO. NOT. GOOGLE. THIS. | |||
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"I have no idea what that is sorry..... DO. NOT. GOOGLE. THIS." I will not google this one. I won’t do it. I’m still scarred from the last time. | |||
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"I have no idea what that is sorry..... DO. NOT. GOOGLE. THIS. I will not google this one. I won’t do it. I’m still scarred from the last time. " | |||
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"I just had a flash of; "Love? Have ya seen me slippers?" - "no love, have a rummage in my ass, that might be where ya left 'em" " | |||
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"I just had a flash of; "Love? Have ya seen me slippers?" - "no love, have a rummage in my ass, that might be where ya left 'em" " | |||
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"I just had a flash of; "Love? Have ya seen me slippers?" - "no love, have a rummage in my ass, that might be where ya left 'em" "Said with a Yorkshire accent of course... | |||
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"I just had a flash of; "Love? Have ya seen me slippers?" - "no love, have a rummage in my ass, that might be where ya left 'em"
Said with a Yorkshire accent of course... "Aye up, oh arr | |||
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