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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? " Im gonna tear you limb from limb...  | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? " I’d like to volunteer to ring the bell when the round is over. | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? Im gonna tear you limb from limb... "saving it for the match | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? " I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? I’d like to volunteer to ring the bell when the round is over. "Yep! That job is yours  | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated "Yay!!! | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated "Just squirting will be fine...  | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? Im gonna tear you limb from limb... "Yeah good luck with that! | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated
Yay!!! "And if he starts shit we'll all pile on and take it in turns to poke him in the eye | |||
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"Can I be a ringside girl? Course you can sweetheart... "Thanks better go find an outfit | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? Im gonna tear you limb from limb...
Yeah good luck with that! "Im going to wipe the floor with you punk | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated
Yay!!!
And if he starts shit we'll all pile on and take it in turns to poke him in the eye "Actually made me laugh out loud!!!! I love you xxx | |||
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"Can I be a ringside girl? Course you can sweetheart...
Thanks better go find an outfit "A nice short skirt should do it | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? Im gonna tear you limb from limb...
Yeah good luck with that!
Im going to wipe the floor with you punk "I've already mopped the floor  | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated
Yay!!!
And if he starts shit we'll all pile on and take it in turns to poke him in the eye "Poke me in the eye with what though? | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated
Yay!!!
And if he starts shit we'll all pile on and take it in turns to poke him in the eye
Actually made me laugh out loud!!!! I love you xxx"Love you too! I got ya back girl! | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? Im gonna tear you limb from limb...
Yeah good luck with that!
Im going to wipe the floor with you punk
I've already mopped the floor "Doing housework where you belong... | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated
Yay!!!
And if he starts shit we'll all pile on and take it in turns to poke him in the eye
Poke me in the eye with what though? "Start shit and you'll find out
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"I’ll referee "Woohoo!!! We have a referee! Your hired! | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated
Yay!!!
And if he starts shit we'll all pile on and take it in turns to poke him in the eye
Poke me in the eye with what though? "Sharp, pointy sticks | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? Im gonna tear you limb from limb...
Yeah good luck with that!
Im going to wipe the floor with you punk
I've already mopped the floor
Doing housework where you belong... "Ooo!!!! You a scary big man?? Hahahaha!!!!!!! | |||
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"Hey Sparkles, do you need any hints and tips for kicking his ass from a catty bitch
"Yes please wanna be my manager? | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? I'll be the one who squirts you with water between rounds to kerp you hydrated
Yay!!!
And if he starts shit we'll all pile on and take it in turns to poke him in the eye
Poke me in the eye with what though?
Sharp, pointy sticks"*Soft rubber things... | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him" | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? Im gonna tear you limb from limb...
Yeah good luck with that!
Im going to wipe the floor with you punk
I've already mopped the floor
Doing housework where you belong...
Ooo!!!! You a scary big man??
Hahahaha!!!!!!! "You'd better be scared... | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
"Oh dear! I'll get me coat.... | |||
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"Hey Sparkles, do you need any hints and tips for kicking his ass from a catty bitch
Yes please wanna be my manager? "Hell yeah! So is this a clean fight or are we playing dirty | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
Oh dear! I'll get me coat...."It was a joke, I promise. Just keeping in with the act (and everyone is suppose to be on my side ) | |||
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"Hey Sparkles, do you need any hints and tips for kicking his ass from a catty bitch
Yes please wanna be my manager?
Hell yeah! So is this a clean fight or are we playing dirty "Do I ever play clean??? | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
"You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles? | |||
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"So tonight for one night only, there will be an epic Boxing match between myself and DanDogX! Held here in the lounge at 9pm. We need volunteers for the referee, any takers? Im gonna tear you limb from limb...
Yeah good luck with that!
Im going to wipe the floor with you punk
I've already mopped the floor
Doing housework where you belong...
Ooo!!!! You a scary big man??
Hahahaha!!!!!!!
You'd better be scared... "Shaking in my socks..... | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles? "It's not your ring I want to batter | |||
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"Hey Sparkles, do you need any hints and tips for kicking his ass from a catty bitch
Yes please wanna be my manager?
Hell yeah! So is this a clean fight or are we playing dirty
Do I ever play clean??? "I get called a dirty bastard all the time lol | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter"Is it my sausage? | |||
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"Hey Sparkles, do you need any hints and tips for kicking his ass from a catty bitch
Yes please wanna be my manager?
Hell yeah! So is this a clean fight or are we playing dirty
Do I ever play clean??? "Sometimes but playing dirty is wayyyy more fun | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
Oh dear! I'll get me coat....
It was a joke, I promise. Just keeping in with the act (and everyone is suppose to be on my side ) "You’ll need a good rub down afterwards of course. I’ll be available for that particular duty in about a month. (Terms and conditions apply) | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage? "Nope. Just your face | |||
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"Hey Sparkles, do you need any hints and tips for kicking his ass from a catty bitch
Yes please wanna be my manager?
Hell yeah! So is this a clean fight or are we playing dirty
Do I ever play clean???
Sometimes but playing dirty is wayyyy more fun "Definitely! | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
Oh dear! I'll get me coat....
It was a joke, I promise. Just keeping in with the act (and everyone is suppose to be on my side )
You’ll need a good rub down afterwards of course. I’ll be available for that particular duty in about a month. (Terms and conditions apply)"You want me to wait a month? 
Ahem....I may need resurrecting by then...(sshhhh! Don't tell Dan that;) ) | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face "It'll be like a fly landing on me... | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me... "Try an elephant sitting on you | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you"On my face? | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face? "Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse! | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse! "Only if you win... | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win... "I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win | |||
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"I'm gonna be the guy in the crowd making videos of people shouting things like 'GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT', also I'll be drinking martini cocktails to class the gaff up a bit, like. "Save me a cocktail for the after party please? | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win...
I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win "Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one... | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win...
I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win
Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one... "You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?
And FYI, it's Sparkles! | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win...
I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win
Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...
You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?
And FYI, it's Sparkles! "Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin ODINNNNN!!!! | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win...
I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win
Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...
You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?
And FYI, it's Sparkles!
Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin
ODINNNNN!!!!"Haha.......no.... | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win...
I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win
Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...
You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?
And FYI, it's Sparkles!
Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin
ODINNNNN!!!!
Haha.......no.... "You wont be laughing later Spangles... | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win...
I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win
Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...
You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?
And FYI, it's Sparkles!
Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin
ODINNNNN!!!!
Haha.......no....
You wont be laughing later Spangles... "But I may be when I declare spangles the winner | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win...
I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win
Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...
You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?
And FYI, it's Sparkles!
Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin
ODINNNNN!!!!
Haha.......no....
You wont be laughing later Spangles...
But I may be when I declare spangles the winner "Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win...
I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win
Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...
You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?
And FYI, it's Sparkles!
Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin
ODINNNNN!!!!
Haha.......no....
You wont be laughing later Spangles...
But I may be when I declare spangles the winner "Good man! I like you | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win...
I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win
Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...
You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?
And FYI, it's Sparkles!
Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin
ODINNNNN!!!!
Haha.......no....
You wont be laughing later Spangles...
But I may be when I declare spangles the winner
Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover "How dare you? My decision will be based on professional fighting ability, technique, and who looks best in a pair of ladies knickers | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win...
I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win
Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...
You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?
And FYI, it's Sparkles!
Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin
ODINNNNN!!!!
Haha.......no....
You wont be laughing later Spangles...
But I may be when I declare spangles the winner
Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover
How dare you? My decision will be based on professional fighting ability, technique, and who looks best in a pair of ladies knickers "You haven't seen me in a pair of frenchies yet bud | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win...
I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win
Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...
You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?
And FYI, it's Sparkles!
Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin
ODINNNNN!!!!
Haha.......no....
You wont be laughing later Spangles...
But I may be when I declare spangles the winner
Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover
How dare you? My decision will be based on professional fighting ability, technique, and who looks best in a pair of ladies knickers
You haven't seen me in a pair of frenchies yet bud "That can be your fighting attire, both of you in finest French knickers  | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win...
I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win
Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...
You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?
And FYI, it's Sparkles!
Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin
ODINNNNN!!!!
Haha.......no....
You wont be laughing later Spangles...
But I may be when I declare spangles the winner
Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover
How dare you? My decision will be based on professional fighting ability, technique, and who looks best in a pair of ladies knickers
You haven't seen me in a pair of frenchies yet bud
That can be your fighting attire, both of you in finest French knickers "Now you're talking | |||
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"This is amazing. How do i view? Is it pay per view like tv? Haha" Pay per view. Pm me and sparkles and you can give us your card details... | |||
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"This is amazing. How do i view? Is it pay per view like tv? Haha Pay per view. Pm me and sparkles and you can give us your card details... "I’m promoted for this fight. I just appointed myself | |||
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"This is amazing. How do i view? Is it pay per view like tv? Haha Pay per view. Pm me and sparkles and you can give us your card details... "I’m promoter for this fight. I just appointed myself | |||
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"This is amazing. How do i view? Is it pay per view like tv? Haha Pay per view. Pm me and sparkles and you can give us your card details...
I’m promoter for this fight. I just appointed myself "Ahem! Okay, I'll give you that one... You are official promoter, saves me a job | |||
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"This is amazing. How do i view? Is it pay per view like tv? Haha Pay per view. Pm me and sparkles and you can give us your card details...
I’m promoter for this fight. I just appointed myself "You cant be the promoter and the referee you feckin crook | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win...
I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win
Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...
You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?
And FYI, it's Sparkles!
Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin
ODINNNNN!!!!
Haha.......no....
You wont be laughing later Spangles...
But I may be when I declare spangles the winner
Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover
How dare you? My decision will be based on professional fighting ability, technique, and who looks best in a pair of ladies knickers
You haven't seen me in a pair of frenchies yet bud
That can be your fighting attire, both of you in finest French knickers "Deal! Although I'm wearing a bra | |||
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"This is amazing. How do i view? Is it pay per view like tv? Haha Pay per view. Pm me and sparkles and you can give us your card details...
I’m promoter for this fight. I just appointed myself
You cant be the promoter and the referee you feckin crook "Yes he can, I said so! | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win...
I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win
Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...
You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?
And FYI, it's Sparkles!
Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin
ODINNNNN!!!!
Haha.......no....
You wont be laughing later Spangles...
But I may be when I declare spangles the winner
Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover
How dare you? My decision will be based on professional fighting ability, technique, and who looks best in a pair of ladies knickers
You haven't seen me in a pair of frenchies yet bud
That can be your fighting attire, both of you in finest French knickers
Deal! Although I'm wearing a bra"So is Dan | |||
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"This is amazing. How do i view? Is it pay per view like tv? Haha Pay per view. Pm me and sparkles and you can give us your card details...
I’m promoter for this fight. I just appointed myself
You cant be the promoter and the referee you feckin crook
Yes he can, I said so! " | |||
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"Monies on Dan, op, me thinks he'll give you a right battering in the ring.
Him
You reckon you could batter my ring then Spangles?
It's not your ring I want to batter
Is it my sausage?
Nope. Just your face
It'll be like a fly landing on me...
Try an elephant sitting on you
On my face?
Yeah I'm going to suffocate you with my big fat arse!
Only if you win...
I'm a woman, we always win
Sometimes we let you guys believe you have but nope, we always win
Not in this instance Spangles. You've definitely bitten off more than you can chew with this one...
You do realise I've got my entire Coven behind me right? Ready to take on a whole group of witches?
And FYI, it's Sparkles!
Im immune to all witches curses. I fight for Odin
ODINNNNN!!!!
Haha.......no....
You wont be laughing later Spangles...
But I may be when I declare spangles the winner
Dont go letting her win just cos you think you're in with a chance of a legover
How dare you? My decision will be based on professional fighting ability, technique, and who looks best in a pair of ladies knickers
You haven't seen me in a pair of frenchies yet bud
That can be your fighting attire, both of you in finest French knickers
Deal! Although I'm wearing a bra"Well if you're wearing one then so am I! | |||
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"As discussed, I will attempt to ref if I can, Sparkles
Wtf does a ref need to do?! "Join in lol | |||
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"As discussed, I will attempt to ref if I can, Sparkles
Wtf does a ref need to do?! "Help me win
Nah just be your usual charming, kinky self you know how to do it by now (and help me win) | |||
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"I will start a new thread in 10 mins guys, be there or be square!!! "Sorry, I'm washing my hair. | |||
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"Try not to fuck anyone until the after party though Kinky, hey? "Roger, Sparkles. Shit, that came out wrong
I'll try and keep my clothes on | |||
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