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So what has been the weirdest/funniest chat up lines you’ve had in your inbox/or sent to someone during this out break of corona virus???
I had “if corona virus doesn’t put you on your back, would you like me to do it” 
It was funny to read but a delete from me.
Have you also noticed a lot of fabbers using the “I’m a key worker” line and asking to help make them cum 
I’m grateful for all that they do, I really am but that’s taking it a little too far, no??
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My reply is always 'yeah ok' followed by 'now fuck off before I tell your Father'
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"As peoples horn level increase the weirder the messages are becoming. Everyone wants me to be their stepmum
My reply is always 'yeah ok' followed by 'now fuck off before I tell your Father'
"Hahaha your reply made me chuckle hun. I’ve not had the stepmum comment yet. It does freak me out if I’m honest when mum/dad/daddy/mummy are used in a sexual context but that’s just me. | |||
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"Can I check your pockets? I think you've stolen my heart "Now I’m sitting there contemplating on whether this was a message you sent out or was it something you received?? | |||
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"Can I check your pockets? I think you've stolen my heart
Now I’m sitting there contemplating on whether this was a message you sent out or was it something you received?? "Sent out, like 5 minutes ago | |||
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"As peoples horn level increase the weirder the messages are becoming. Everyone wants me to be their stepmum
My reply is always 'yeah ok' followed by 'now fuck off before I tell your Father'
Hahaha your reply made me chuckle hun.
I’ve not had the stepmum comment yet. It does freak me out if I’m honest when mum/dad/daddy/mummy are used in a sexual context but that’s just me. "I guess it's an age thing, and yeah I know what you mean, I can't get my head around those terms being used sexually either | |||
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"A guy offered to be my sissy this morning.
Lol well you did say your loneliness is driving you crazy "I did. And he was nice enough to include a phone number, how did I resist I'll never know?! | |||
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"When a girl says, "Pleeeeease Rossco, please fuck my ass" I bet there’s a line of them "Theres been a few!  
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"Good morning all
So what has been the weirdest/funniest chat up lines you’ve had in your inbox/or sent to someone during this out break of corona virus???
I had “if corona virus doesn’t put you on your back, would you like me to do it”
It was funny to read but a delete from me.
Have you also noticed a lot of fabbers using the “I’m a key worker” line and asking to help make them cum
I’m grateful for all that they do, I really am but that’s taking it a little too far, no??
"i don't use chat up lines theyre a bit corny don't you think | |||
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"Can I check your pockets? I think you've stolen my heart
Now I’m sitting there contemplating on whether this was a message you sent out or was it something you received??
Sent out, like 5 minutes ago" you little charmer, if that was aimed at me then feel free to come feel my pockets up | |||
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"As peoples horn level increase the weirder the messages are becoming. Everyone wants me to be their stepmum
My reply is always 'yeah ok' followed by 'now fuck off before I tell your Father'
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"Can I check your pockets? I think you've stolen my heart
Now I’m sitting there contemplating on whether this was a message you sent out or was it something you received??
Sent out, like 5 minutes ago
you little charmer, if that was aimed at me then feel free to come feel my pockets up "I got a different one for you Are you a pandemic? Because your curves are like the estimated infection rate of the covid 19 virus | |||
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"As peoples horn level increase the weirder the messages are becoming. Everyone wants me to be their stepmum
My reply is always 'yeah ok' followed by 'now fuck off before I tell your Father'
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"As peoples horn level increase the weirder the messages are becoming. Everyone wants me to be their stepmum
My reply is always 'yeah ok' followed by 'now fuck off before I tell your Father'
Hahaha your reply made me chuckle hun.
I’ve not had the stepmum comment yet. It does freak me out if I’m honest when mum/dad/daddy/mummy are used in a sexual context but that’s just me.
I guess it's an age thing, and yeah I know what you mean, I can't get my head around those terms being used sexually either "I’ve tried to understand it but just can’t get my head around it too
Maybe it would be different if I didn’t have kids myself. | |||
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"A guy offered to be my sissy this morning.
Lol well you did say your loneliness is driving you crazy
I did. And he was nice enough to include a phone number, how did I resist I'll never know?! "Aww well there you go, loneliness will be over soon
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"Can I check your pockets? I think you've stolen my heart
Now I’m sitting there contemplating on whether this was a message you sent out or was it something you received??
Sent out, like 5 minutes ago
you little charmer, if that was aimed at me then feel free to come feel my pockets up
I got a different one for you
Are you a pandemic? Because your curves are like the estimated infection rate of the covid 19 virus "But I like the other one | |||
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"Can I check your pockets? I think you've stolen my heart
Now I’m sitting there contemplating on whether this was a message you sent out or was it something you received??
Sent out, like 5 minutes ago
you little charmer, if that was aimed at me then feel free to come feel my pockets up
I got a different one for you
Are you a pandemic? Because your curves are like the estimated infection rate of the covid 19 virus
But I like the other one "Fine | |||
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"This morning from what I can see a straight guy: "Where do you buy your shoes? “" I peeked in to have a look at your shoes, maybe he wanted to buy them for someone?? | |||
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"Can I check your pockets? I think you've stolen my heart
Now I’m sitting there contemplating on whether this was a message you sent out or was it something you received??
Sent out, like 5 minutes ago
you little charmer, if that was aimed at me then feel free to come feel my pockets up
I got a different one for you
Are you a pandemic? Because your curves are like the estimated infection rate of the covid 19 virus
But I like the other one
Fine "Booo I’ll take them both | |||
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"This morning from what I can see a straight guy: "Where do you buy your shoes? “ I peeked in to have a look at your shoes, maybe he wanted to buy them for someone??" Tbh i can't rem_mber where I bought my shoes as they're so old  | |||
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"I've used a joke I saw in a movie which got a laugh but little else but I liked it lol "Excuse me. I have French asthma and can only catch my breath in snatches, your pics took my breath away. Can I put my mouth on your vagina? It's a matter of life and death" "Haha did you get a reply/delete/block for that comment | |||
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"I've used a joke I saw in a movie which got a laugh but little else but I liked it lol "Excuse me. I have French asthma and can only catch my breath in snatches, your pics took my breath away. Can I put my mouth on your vagina? It's a matter of life and death"
Haha did you get a reply/delete/block for that comment "Reply: "lol very good but you're not my type"  | |||
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"I've used a joke I saw in a movie which got a laugh but little else but I liked it lol "Excuse me. I have French asthma and can only catch my breath in snatches, your pics took my breath away. Can I put my mouth on your vagina? It's a matter of life and death"
Haha did you get a reply/delete/block for that comment
Reply: "lol very good but you're not my type"
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"But it's not what usually men write to me about. Normally is "do you like my cock?" lol" That’s given and so typical | |||
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"Can I check your pockets? I think you've stolen my heart
Now I’m sitting there contemplating on whether this was a message you sent out or was it something you received??
Sent out, like 5 minutes ago"You just broke my heart | |||
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"Can I check your pockets? I think you've stolen my heart
Now I’m sitting there contemplating on whether this was a message you sent out or was it something you received??
Sent out, like 5 minutes ago
You just broke my heart " | |||
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"As peoples horn level increase the weirder the messages are becoming. Everyone wants me to be their stepmum
My reply is always 'yeah ok' followed by 'now fuck off before I tell your Father'
Hahaha your reply made me chuckle hun.
I’ve not had the stepmum comment yet. It does freak me out if I’m honest when mum/dad/daddy/mummy are used in a sexual context but that’s just me.
I guess it's an age thing, and yeah I know what you mean, I can't get my head around those terms being used sexually either
I’ve tried to understand it but just can’t get my head around it too
Maybe it would be different if I didn’t have kids myself. "I don't have kids and this is the biggest no in existence! | |||
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"As peoples horn level increase the weirder the messages are becoming. Everyone wants me to be their stepmum
My reply is always 'yeah ok' followed by 'now fuck off before I tell your Father'
Hahaha your reply made me chuckle hun.
I’ve not had the stepmum comment yet. It does freak me out if I’m honest when mum/dad/daddy/mummy are used in a sexual context but that’s just me.
I guess it's an age thing, and yeah I know what you mean, I can't get my head around those terms being used sexually either "Let's say it as it is. It's a wee bit sick, or is that just me? I do like the thought of the quite teacher or the librarian.  | |||
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"I was selling shoes on eBay and on the back of that listing a man asked if he could buy the contents of my bedroom bin! Actually, that's not a one liner but the shoe comment above reminded me of it "Sooooo.....what was in the bin... I'm errrrrr asking...for a friend yes a friend | |||
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"As peoples horn level increase the weirder the messages are becoming. Everyone wants me to be their stepmum
My reply is always 'yeah ok' followed by 'now fuck off before I tell your Father'
Hahaha your reply made me chuckle hun.
I’ve not had the stepmum comment yet. It does freak me out if I’m honest when mum/dad/daddy/mummy are used in a sexual context but that’s just me.
I guess it's an age thing, and yeah I know what you mean, I can't get my head around those terms being used sexually either
I’ve tried to understand it but just can’t get my head around it too
Maybe it would be different if I didn’t have kids myself.
I don't have kids and this is the biggest no in existence!"I’m so glad that there’s others who feel the same way as me. With it without kids | |||
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"I was selling shoes on eBay and on the back of that listing a man asked if he could buy the contents of my bedroom bin! Actually, that's not a one liner but the shoe comment above reminded me of it "That’s a little freaky
Did you sell it off lol | |||
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"As peoples horn level increase the weirder the messages are becoming. Everyone wants me to be their stepmum
My reply is always 'yeah ok' followed by 'now fuck off before I tell your Father'
Hahaha your reply made me chuckle hun.
I’ve not had the stepmum comment yet. It does freak me out if I’m honest when mum/dad/daddy/mummy are used in a sexual context but that’s just me.
I guess it's an age thing, and yeah I know what you mean, I can't get my head around those terms being used sexually either
Let's say it as it is. It's a wee bit sick, or is that just me? I do like the thought of the quite teacher or the librarian. "Now a teacher or librarian is ok...nothin wrong with that In my eyes | |||
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"I got a message from a lady calling me average I replied that’s such a mean word.." That is a little mean. Why message that to someone if you’ve got no interest there. | |||
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"I was selling shoes on eBay and on the back of that listing a man asked if he could buy the contents of my bedroom bin! Actually, that's not a one liner but the shoe comment above reminded me of it
Sooooo.....what was in the bin...
I'm errrrrr asking...for a friend yes a friend"Why are you interested in buying the content?? | |||
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"As peoples horn level increase the weirder the messages are becoming. Everyone wants me to be their stepmum
My reply is always 'yeah ok' followed by 'now fuck off before I tell your Father'
Hahaha your reply made me chuckle hun.
I’ve not had the stepmum comment yet. It does freak me out if I’m honest when mum/dad/daddy/mummy are used in a sexual context but that’s just me.
I guess it's an age thing, and yeah I know what you mean, I can't get my head around those terms being used sexually either
Let's say it as it is. It's a wee bit sick, or is that just me? I do like the thought of the quite teacher or the librarian.
Now a teacher or librarian is ok...nothin wrong with that In my eyes " | |||
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"I got a message from a lady calling me average I replied that’s such a mean word.." I like this, although it might be lost on some people | |||
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"Good morning all
So what has been the weirdest/funniest chat up lines you’ve had in your inbox/or sent to someone during this out break of corona virus???
I had “if corona virus doesn’t put you on your back, would you like me to do it”
It was funny to read but a delete from me.
Have you also noticed a lot of fabbers using the “I’m a key worker” line and asking to help make them cum
I’m grateful for all that they do, I really am but that’s taking it a little too far, no??
"You’d actually think that saying you’re a key worker would kind of kill any possibility of a possible meet. As surly the first thing anyone would think of is having a higher risk of infection. But saying that it’s still funny. How about this one then. I’m start to worry about the love at first sight. I’m finding it hard with all these masks about. | |||
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"When we first met hubby handed me a handkerchief and asked "does this smell of chloroform to you?".. "
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"I got a message from a lady calling me average I replied that’s such a mean word.. I like this, although it might be lost on some people "What do you like about being called average?? | |||
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"I was selling shoes on eBay and on the back of that listing a man asked if he could buy the contents of my bedroom bin! Actually, that's not a one liner but the shoe comment above reminded me of it
Sooooo.....what was in the bin...
I'm errrrrr asking...for a friend yes a friend
Why are you interested in buying the content??"Absolutely not | |||
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"Good morning all
So what has been the weirdest/funniest chat up lines you’ve had in your inbox/or sent to someone during this out break of corona virus???
I had “if corona virus doesn’t put you on your back, would you like me to do it”
It was funny to read but a delete from me.
Have you also noticed a lot of fabbers using the “I’m a key worker” line and asking to help make them cum
I’m grateful for all that they do, I really am but that’s taking it a little too far, no??
You’d actually think that saying you’re a key worker would kind of kill any possibility of a possible meet. As surly the first thing anyone would think of is having a higher risk of infection. But saying that it’s still funny.
How about this one then. I’m start to worry about the love at first sight. I’m finding it hard with all these masks about. "They’re not asking for meeting....cam fun/pic swap is what they were after 
I honestly didn’t get it, ive had quite a few of them.
Let’s say you did want to “help” a key worker out.
There is no way of knowing if they’re indeed a key worker or not lol | |||
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"I got a message from a lady calling me average I replied that’s such a mean word.. I like this, although it might be lost on some people
What do you like about being called average??"I think it's a maths joke... A mean number would be a list of numbers 3 4 6 8 4 2 6 8..add them up... Divide by the number of numbers (8) and the average is known as the mean | |||
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"Hey gobby If you and I were socks we’d sure make a great pair "Lol that gave me the giggles
How about stocking instead?? It would make us a “sexy pair” | |||
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""Sex now" Not sure the sender realised it was funny but I sure laughed! Mrs TMN x" I know right.... like that would even get them anywhere | |||
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"I was selling shoes on eBay and on the back of that listing a man asked if he could buy the contents of my bedroom bin! Actually, that's not a one liner but the shoe comment above reminded me of it
Sooooo.....what was in the bin...
I'm errrrrr asking...for a friend yes a friend"Erm...normal bedroom stuff | |||
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"I got a message from a lady calling me average I replied that’s such a mean word.. I like this, although it might be lost on some people
What do you like about being called average??
I think it's a maths joke... A mean number would be a list of numbers 3 4 6 8 4 2 6 8..add them up... Divide by the number of numbers (8) and the average is known as the mean" | |||
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"I got a message from a lady calling me average I replied that’s such a mean word.. I like this, although it might be lost on some people
What do you like about being called average??
I think it's a maths joke... A mean number would be a list of numbers 3 4 6 8 4 2 6 8..add them up... Divide by the number of numbers (8) and the average is known as the mean
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"I got a message from a lady calling me average I replied that’s such a mean word.. I like this, although it might be lost on some people
What do you like about being called average??
I think it's a maths joke... A mean number would be a list of numbers 3 4 6 8 4 2 6 8..add them up... Divide by the number of numbers (8) and the average is known as the mean
that one would be lost on me "That was a bit of a slow burner that one tbh | |||
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