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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...that only female ducks can 'quack'.

Males tend to hiss, or in some species of duck the male's quack is soft, whispery and raspy. I never knew that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well ive just learnt something new today.. i'll treasure this fact forever and ever ta wishy

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Are you sure, or is it just that the male doesn't get chance to open his beak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and geese are viscous bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and geese are viscous bastards "
And those coots are miserable bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure, or is it just that the male doesn't get chance to open his beak? "

Sounds hen pecked to me

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Did you know.....wishy...that is the worst michael caine impression i've heard

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Typical of the males of the species all piss n wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you know duck also tastes very nice

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By *smWoman
over a year ago

Liskeard

History of Duck

For the period up to around 1300, some linguists refer to the Waterfowel languages collectively as Old Duck.

The foundation of the Académie Quack (Duck Academy) in 1634 by Cardinal Quack de Quack created an official body whose goal has been the purification and preservation of the Duck language.

It still exists today and contributes to the policing of the language and the adaptation of foreign words and expressions. Some recent modifications include the change from software to quack, packet-boat to quack, and computer to quack.

From the 17th to the 19th centuries, Duck was the lingua franca of educated ponds and lakes in Europe, especially with regards to the arts and literature, and monarchs such as Quack II of Crowland and Gooserine the Great of Treessia could both speak and write in Duck.

Through the Académie, public education, centuries of official control and the role of media, a unified official Duck language has been forged, but there remains a great deal of diversity today in terms of regional accents and words.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know.....wishy...that is the worst michael caine impression i've heard "

I know... not a lot a peepul know dat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

History of Duck

For the period up to around 1300, some linguists refer to the Waterfowel languages collectively as Old Duck.

The foundation of the Académie Quack (Duck Academy) in 1634 by Cardinal Quack de Quack created an official body whose goal has been the purification and preservation of the Duck language.

It still exists today and contributes to the policing of the language and the adaptation of foreign words and expressions. Some recent modifications include the change from software to quack, packet-boat to quack, and computer to quack.

From the 17th to the 19th centuries, Duck was the lingua franca of educated ponds and lakes in Europe, especially with regards to the arts and literature, and monarchs such as Quack II of Crowland and Gooserine the Great of Treessia could both speak and write in Duck.

Through the Académie, public education, centuries of official control and the role of media, a unified official Duck language has been forged, but there remains a great deal of diversity today in terms of regional accents and words.

"

A pint of what ever she's had please Barman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And did you know that only female bees can sting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you also know that all ducks are actually wearing dog masks???

google 'duckbill dog' and click on images

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

Did you know that a the male Tawny Owl goes Twit and the female tawny owl goes twoo, so if your out and hear owls making the noise twit twoo, your actually listening to 2 owls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know the ducks in the posh village near us..only eat Harrods bread...because they turned their beaks up at my Asda bread last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nd did you know you alltalk a load of shit

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"nd did you know you alltalk a load of shit"
did you know that quite rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too right, its all 'quacking' shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but true

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"but true"
so your username is also by your reckoning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"but true"

from someone called 'friendlyguy' that's a bit rich innit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as i said true

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"but true

from someone called 'friendlyguy' that's a bit rich innit? "

Thats what I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am a friendly guy mut dont you thimk it is rubbish ,,comming bfrom adults

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"as i said true"

Are you in a bad mood?

Cheer up

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i am a friendly guy mut dont you thimk it is rubbish ,,comming bfrom adults"
you had a bad day...awwwwwwwwwww sit down n tell us adults all about it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww im sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but true

from someone called 'friendlyguy' that's a bit rich innit?

Thats what I was thinking

"

im thinking careful he might be a bit quackers

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

plum sauce

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

In all Mallard-derived ducks, the female makes a loud quack, while the male's "quack" is very soft, whispery, and raspy.

The "QUACK!" sound that most people associate with ducks is made by the female.

Muscovy ducks are more quiet that Mallard-derived ducks, and the males hiss.

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_male_or_female_ducks_quack#ixzz1vKOethxW

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

We're having crispy duck tonight as going for a chinese - that won't be quacking! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/05/12 16:01:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now children listen up if you want to be educated listen to this lot

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Gaggle is a group of geese waddling on the ground. And the same group up in the air would be renamed skein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And did you know that only female bees can sting "

I knew that! and not bumblebees

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Here is some news for the left-handed people – they are not the only ones, as all polar bears are left-handed.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Here is some news for the left-handed people – they are not the only ones, as all polar bears are left-handed."
so polar bears wank left handed...wow ya learn summat new on here everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is some news for the left-handed people – they are not the only ones, as all polar bears are left-handed."
Keep them coming..people need to know these things....knowledge is power

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that the sperm of a man 6 feet tall, if proportionate to that of the champion fruit fly, would be about 120 feet long.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

An ostrich’s brain is smaller than its eye

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

A headless cockroach can survive for a couple of weeks. Its life would finally end due to starvation!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Did You Know …

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced

enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

people using the name friendly in there name are often not

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. "
my old ex didnt

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Did you know that those that say they get it rarely do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that those that say they get it rarely do "

um...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mabe friendly people talk more sence

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

old men have bigger ears than younger men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know Friendlyguy10 once had a laugh...........well it was a funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every member of QUEEN wrote a number one single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did you know if you drained Loch Ness you could fit the entire worlds population inside it.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"old men have bigger ears than younger men "

due to the fact that your ears never stop growing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know Friendlyguy10 once had a laugh...........well it was a funeral"

You get kinda grumpy at his age

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"old men have bigger ears than younger men

due to the fact that your ears never stop growing "

even after death ? now that would be funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nose or Cock

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"old men have bigger ears than younger men

due to the fact that your ears never stop growing "
ear ear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know you lose three grams in weight at the point of death.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Did you know you lose three grams in weight at the point of death."

But you wouldn't really care at that point! Z

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Did you know you lose three grams in weight at the point of death."
youd lose alot more than that if you got flattened by a steam roller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mabe friendly people talk more sence"

Just as well...

Because they cant spell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know you lose three grams in weight at the point of death."
Lucky they died at weight watchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most lipsticks contain fish scales

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

90% of energy drinks contain bulls cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mabe friendly people talk more sence

Just as well...

Because they cant spell... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"90% of energy drinks contain bulls cum"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"90% of energy drinks contain bulls cum

"

tis true i tell you, look in the ingredients list !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"90% of energy drinks contain bulls cum

tis true i tell you, look in the ingredients list !"

What a load of bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left footed shoes...are really right footed shoes UPSIDE DOWN

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know you lose three grams in weight at the point of death."

Is that attributed to the soul leaving the body?

I heard of an experiment where a dying man requested to be sealed in an airtight container and for the entire container including himself to be weighed before he died and then instantly after the moment he died. He wanted to prove the human spirit/soul existed and by being weighed the instant life extinguished would prove that. Dunno the outcome though. A few grams you say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Left footed shoes...are really right footed shoes UPSIDE DOWN "

Only in Australia though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know you lose three grams in weight at the point of death.

Is that attributed to the soul leaving the body?

I heard of an experiment where a dying man requested to be sealed in an airtight container and for the entire container including himself to be weighed before he died and then instantly after the moment he died. He wanted to prove the human spirit/soul existed and by being weighed the instant life extinguished would prove that. Dunno the outcome though. A few grams you say? "
Thats what i read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Left footed shoes...are really right footed shoes UPSIDE DOWN

Only in Australia though. "

Convicts are allowed shoes???

What's the world coming tooooooo

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"90% of energy drinks contain bulls cum

tis true i tell you, look in the ingredients list !

What a load of bull "
dont say i didnt tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"90% of energy drinks contain bulls cum

tis true i tell you, look in the ingredients list !

What a load of bull dont say i didnt tell you "

I've just had me a big dose of taurine

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall


"did you know if you drained Loch Ness you could fit the entire worlds population inside it."

you dont have to drain it the water moves out of the way as you add the corpses

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"90% of energy drinks contain bulls cum

tis true i tell you, look in the ingredients list !

What a load of bull dont say i didnt tell you

I've just had me a big dose of taurine "
from a bull or from a tin !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know you lose three grams in weight at the point of death.

Is that attributed to the soul leaving the body?

I heard of an experiment where a dying man requested to be sealed in an airtight container and for the entire container including himself to be weighed before he died and then instantly after the moment he died. He wanted to prove the human spirit/soul existed and by being weighed the instant life extinguished would prove that. Dunno the outcome though. A few grams you say? Thats what i read."
Do you not piss and shit when all your muscles relax????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know you lose three grams in weight at the point of death.

Is that attributed to the soul leaving the body?

I heard of an experiment where a dying man requested to be sealed in an airtight container and for the entire container including himself to be weighed before he died and then instantly after the moment he died. He wanted to prove the human spirit/soul existed and by being weighed the instant life extinguished would prove that. Dunno the outcome though. A few grams you say? Thats what i read. Do you not piss and shit when all your muscles relax????????"
Before that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"90% of energy drinks contain bulls cum

tis true i tell you, look in the ingredients list !

What a load of bull dont say i didnt tell you

I've just had me a big dose of taurine from a bull or from a tin !!!"

From a plastic bottle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mabe friendly people talk more sence"

Maybe talk it but can't spell it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"90% of energy drinks contain bulls cum

tis true i tell you, look in the ingredients list !"

Its not wanked from a bull tho surely

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"old men have bigger ears than younger men "

i did... ya ears never stop growing......

i am off to find my "buffalo" fact now....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. "

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue

Imagine the inter-species fun.....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"old men have bigger ears than younger men

due to the fact that your ears never stop growing "

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mabe friendly people talk more sence"

nah, I'm friendly and can talk as much shite as the next guy

(wonder who the next guy will be)

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"mabe friendly people talk more sence

nah, I'm friendly and can talk as much shite as the next guy

(wonder who the next guy will be) "

It's me.....here's the next bit of shite

The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways. The following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"90% of energy drinks contain bulls cum

tis true i tell you, look in the ingredients list !

Its not wanked from a bull tho surely "

it is they have special girls dressed up as cows to act as fluffers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you know you lose three grams in weight at the point of death.

Is that attributed to the soul leaving the body?

I heard of an experiment where a dying man requested to be sealed in an airtight container and for the entire container including himself to be weighed before he died and then instantly after the moment he died. He wanted to prove the human spirit/soul existed and by being weighed the instant life extinguished would prove that. Dunno the outcome though. A few grams you say? Thats what i read.

Do you not piss and shit when all your muscles relax????????"

Yes, but it's a damned sight more than 3 grams! You should see what comes outta my arse in the mornings!! Er.. maybe not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And did you know that only female bees can sting "
may be tranny bees cause knowing your gonna die after stinging takes some bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got one for you i can suck my own cock ....dont ask how i found that one out was a bit pissed at the time

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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire


"i got one for you i can suck my own cock ....dont ask how i found that one out was a bit pissed at the time "

did you know that the barnacle has the longest sexual organ in proportion to its body size (approx three times its body length when erect), so instead of saying is hung like a horse how about saying someone is built like a barnacle, tho even women who like VWE might balk at something 18ft long which would be the human equivalent.

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds


"90% of energy drinks contain bulls cum

tis true i tell you, look in the ingredients list !

What a load of bull dont say i didnt tell you

I've just had me a big dose of taurine "

Taurine is an amino acid formed in the pancreas and occurs naturally in the human body no sperms are sacrificed in its production.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you know...

that most lipsticks contain fish scales...it gives them that shimmery or glossy look!

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