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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a thought. Wouldn't it be amazing if you could pop yer dick off while still being able to feel it. The things ya could do with it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could tickle your own tonsils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need an ambulance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could tickle your own tonsils "

I don't need to detach it. #Flexible. Lmaoooo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could leave it at home and get on with your life,actually be able to focus for a change...

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Tomorrow's project, or maybe the day after, is to make a life size and anatomically correct model of my cock.

I found some modeling clay in my garage that's been there for God knows how long, and Christ only knows where it came from. so yesterday while I was playing with him I decided to Don my beret and get artistic. I'm going to give it to my ex as a reminder of our relationship. Maybe paint it silly colours.

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

What if you forgot where you put it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boy bought me a ‘clone your willy’ kit. But the guy has to have an erection whilst moulding it. But we keep getting distracted and start playing before we get it made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be poking people with it so no change there really.

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Just a thought. Wouldn't it be amazing if you could pop yer dick off while still being able to feel it. The things ya could do with it... "
somebody's got an over active imagination tonight

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

You could pee in all sorts of places...

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"You could pee in all sorts of places... "

. This made me laugh...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if you forgot where you put it "

Okay, a detachable dick with GPS! Lol.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

May not be a good idea if you’re in an important meeting and the missus found it at home and had a play.

How are you going to disguise vinegar stroke face in front of your boss

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Could pop it in the post to someone. Wonder how that would work with social distancing rules...

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Could pop it in the post to someone. Wonder how that would work with social distancing rules..."

Should be alright if you popped it in a pan of boiling water to sterilise it first

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Could pop it in the post to someone. Wonder how that would work with social distancing rules...

Should be alright if you popped it in a pan of boiling water to sterilise it first "

Maybe there's a boil in the bag version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if you forgot where you put it "

Or the dog got hold of it and buried it in the garden

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By *inkyman1964Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"May not be a good idea if you’re in an important meeting and the missus found it at home and had a play.

How are you going to disguise vinegar stroke face in front of your boss "

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By *inkyman1964Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent


"What if you forgot where you put it

Or the dog got hold of it and buried it in the garden "

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

I think Wayne Bobbit had exactly that experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boy bought me a ‘clone your willy’ kit. But the guy has to have an erection whilst moulding it. But we keep getting distracted and start playing before we get it made. "

My FB bought one but th curve of my cock doesn’t fit in the tube for the mould.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"May not be a good idea if you’re in an important meeting and the missus found it at home and had a play.

How are you going to disguise vinegar stroke face in front of your boss

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Lol that describes it so well

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"What if you forgot where you put it

Or the dog got hold of it and buried it in the garden

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Oh no, that would be terrible. Bad doggo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if you forgot where you put it

Or the dog got hold of it and buried it in the garden

Oh no, that would be terrible. Bad doggo "

Another meaning to the term "dog with a bone'

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"What if you forgot where you put it

Or the dog got hold of it and buried it in the garden

Oh no, that would be terrible. Bad doggo

Another meaning to the term "dog with a bone' "

Hahha that’s clever. Never thought I’d see those in the same sentence ever...in that context

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could pop it in the post to someone. Wonder how that would work with social distancing rules...

Should be alright if you popped it in a pan of boiling water to sterilise it first

Maybe there's a boil in the bag version "

Ou stop talking about boiling me shaft. Weirdo's!

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Could pop it in the post to someone. Wonder how that would work with social distancing rules...

Should be alright if you popped it in a pan of boiling water to sterilise it first

Maybe there's a boil in the bag version

Ou stop talking about boiling me shaft. Weirdo's! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if you forgot where you put it

Or the dog got hold of it and buried it in the garden

Oh no, that would be terrible. Bad doggo "

Did someone call me? x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Just a thought. Wouldn't it be amazing if you could pop yer dick off while still being able to feel it. The things ya could do with it... "

Would bring new meaning to the phrase "go fuck yourself".

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could lend it to me. It would save me a fortune in dildo’s for my harness and I’d finally get to know how it physically feels to fuck someone

Miss V

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Dam I wish my boobs where detachable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dam I wish my boobs where detachable "

Meeeeeee toooooooo!

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By *carlett AllureWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"My boy bought me a ‘clone your willy’ kit. But the guy has to have an erection whilst moulding it. But we keep getting distracted and start playing before we get it made.

My FB bought one but th curve of my cock doesn’t fit in the tube for the mould. "

I had this issue with a mould kit previously, we cut the tube at an angle, twisted and tapped it back together. Managed to make a perfect mould that’s still in my draw 2 years on

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