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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

remember folks don’t drink and Fab. It’s not big and it’s not clever.

Peace and Love

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

...I wasn't trying to be either, DAD.

*cries into gin*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*puts can of Top Deck shandy down

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"...I wasn't trying to be either, DAD.

*cries into gin*"

SON it’s a slippery slope

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"*puts can of Top Deck shandy down

I’ll drink to that

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"remember folks don’t drink and Fab. It’s not big and it’s not clever.

Peace and Love

we all have to learn from our own mistakes, maybe we'll learn from ours in the morning

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"remember folks don’t drink and Fab. It’s not big and it’s not clever.

Peace and Love

we all have to learn from our own mistakes, maybe we'll learn from ours in the morning

Don’t post, don’t do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"remember folks don’t drink and Fab. It’s not big and it’s not clever.

Peace and Love

But its so much fun

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"remember folks don’t drink and Fab. It’s not big and it’s not clever.

Peace and Love

But its so much fun

Breathe on this please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"remember folks don’t drink and Fab. It’s not big and it’s not clever.

Peace and Love

But its so much fun

Breathe on this please

Can I have another beer first?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"remember folks don’t drink and Fab. It’s not big and it’s not clever.

Peace and Love

But its so much fun

Breathe on this please

Can I have another beer first? "

Just breathe on it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Oh don’t know there’s been some funny threads over the last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too late

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Too late! It's Friday and I'm well on my way through a bottle of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t drink anymore, makes fabbing a lot easier and safer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I’m already on second Gin. I might even share a new pic if I reach a third.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

There should be a penalty system if caught rather like drink driving. It’s very irresponsible

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

"There should be a penalty system if caught rather like drink driving. It’s very irresponsible

But it's fun!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Too late

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Hic hic far to late......

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Don’t post you’ll regret it in the morning

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Wanking, typing, clicking and supping: too much work for two hands, let alone one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn I just opened a tin of Kopparberg to perv the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn I just opened a tin of Kopparberg to perv the forums

Scandalous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't anybody do anything fun you hear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I just seen you posted about drinking 5 Hours ago in a different post! Do you need to have a chat, maybe a meeting?!!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Don't anybody do anything fun you hear..."

Yay. It’s wine o’clock

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"OP I just seen you posted about drinking 5 Hours ago in a different post! Do you need to have a chat, maybe a meeting?!!

You’re not stalking me are you?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm doing it right now

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm doing it right now

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP I just seen you posted about drinking 5 Hours ago in a different post! Do you need to have a chat, maybe a meeting?!!

You’re not stalking me are you?

Not intentionally! Unless you want me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn I just opened a tin of Kopparberg to perv the forums

Scandalous!

Im such a rebel lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm doing it right now

Kinky

Kinky is the way I roll.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

It’s mainly the ladies who are drinking at the moment and it’s not even 8:00

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It’s mainly the ladies who are drinking at the moment and it’s not even 8:00

In my defence I worked 7-2:30 so it's now my evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s mainly the ladies who are drinking at the moment and it’s not even 8:00

shocking behaviour ladies. Tut tut.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s mainly the ladies who are drinking at the moment and it’s not even 8:00

In my defence I worked 7-2:30 so it's now my evening

Make sure someone who hasn’t been drinking drives your profile home later

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s mainly the ladies who are drinking at the moment and it’s not even 8:00

shocking behaviour ladies. Tut tut. "

I did say ladies, but yet here you are.

Or this could be hubby masquerading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What else is there to do atm!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s mainly the ladies who are drinking at the moment and it’s not even 8:00

shocking behaviour ladies. Tut tut.

I did say ladies, but yet here you are.

Or this could be hubby masquerading

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What else is there to do atm!! "

Ask for Fabs apparently

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It’s mainly the ladies who are drinking at the moment and it’s not even 8:00

In my defence I worked 7-2:30 so it's now my evening

Make sure someone who hasn’t been drinking drives your profile home later

Drives my profile home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What else is there to do atm!!

Ask for Fabs apparently

Beg for fabs *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always drinking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s mainly the ladies who are drinking at the moment and it’s not even 8:00

I'm no lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What else is there to do atm!! "

Be bored! Or wind up the OP?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What else is there to do atm!!

Be bored! Or wind up the OP?

Please, you know there’ll only be one outcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s mainly the ladies who are drinking at the moment and it’s not even 8:00

In my defence I worked 7-2:30 so it's now my evening

Make sure someone who hasn’t been drinking drives your profile home later

Drives my profile home?

Yes, and parks it safely for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t drink and type anymore, it never ends well

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t drink and type anymore, it never ends well

Very responsible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t drink and type anymore, it never ends well

Very responsible

I’m growing up since lockdown

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By *artender_onthelooseMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Here here...... let's all raise a drink to this tread

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t drink and type anymore, it never ends well

Very responsible

I’m growing up since lockdown

Instead of painting the town red you just paint now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What else is there to do atm!!

Be bored! Or wind up the OP?

Please, you know there’ll only be one outcome

No idea what you are talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t drink and type anymore, it never ends well

Very responsible

I’m growing up since lockdown

Instead of painting the town red you just paint now?

Yes, I’m painting everything in sight, I’m just off to paint your willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t drink and type anymore, it never ends well

Very responsible

I’m growing up since lockdown

Instead of painting the town red you just paint now?

Yes, I’m painting everything in sight, I’m just off to paint your willy

What colour? And please can I see the results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t drink and type anymore, it never ends well

Very responsible

I’m growing up since lockdown

Instead of painting the town red you just paint now?

Yes, I’m painting everything in sight, I’m just off to paint your willy

What colour? And please can I see the results.

I was thinking a nice blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t drink and type anymore, it never ends well

Very responsible

I’m growing up since lockdown

Instead of painting the town red you just paint now?

Yes, I’m painting everything in sight, I’m just off to paint your willy

What colour? And please can I see the results.

I was thinking a nice blue

Sounds perfect. He looks like a blue type of guy

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t drink and type anymore, it never ends well

Very responsible

I’m growing up since lockdown

Instead of painting the town red you just paint now?

Yes, I’m painting everything in sight, I’m just off to paint your willy

What colour? And please can I see the results.

I was thinking a nice blue

No, my willy is red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t drink and type anymore, it never ends well

Very responsible

I’m growing up since lockdown

Instead of painting the town red you just paint now?

Yes, I’m painting everything in sight, I’m just off to paint your willy

What colour? And please can I see the results.

I was thinking a nice blue

No, my willy is red

Try letting it go

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t drink and type anymore, it never ends well

Very responsible

I’m growing up since lockdown

Instead of painting the town red you just paint now?

Yes, I’m painting everything in sight, I’m just off to paint your willy

What colour? And please can I see the results.

I was thinking a nice blue

No, my willy is red

Try letting it go"

Only when it goes purple......... at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t drink and type anymore, it never ends well

Very responsible

I’m growing up since lockdown

Instead of painting the town red you just paint now?

Yes, I’m painting everything in sight, I’m just off to paint your willy

What colour? And please can I see the results.

I was thinking a nice blue

No, my willy is red

Try letting it go

Only when it goes purple......... at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I wasn't trying to be either, DAD.

*cries into gin*"

God you’re so sexy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ummmm am I OK with a sneaky cuppa? I promise I'll stop tomorrow

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ummmm am I OK with a sneaky cuppa? I promise I'll stop tomorrow

Cup of what?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"*puts can of Top Deck shandy down

I miss Top Deck.

Used to have it in my packed lunch at school.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"*puts can of Top Deck shandy down

mr ram a top deck drinker!!! i should have known!!!!

top deck, girls drink!.... now Shandy Bass!!! thats a proper blokes drink!!!!!

is it 80's night in the virtual fab pub.... in which case i'll have a malibu and pineapple and just dance around "backwards".......

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ummmm am I OK with a sneaky cuppa? I promise I'll stop tomorrow

Cup of what?

Green tea, I'm so sorry

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ummmm am I OK with a sneaky cuppa? I promise I'll stop tomorrow

Cup of what?

Green tea, I'm so sorry

Very responsible

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"*puts can of Top Deck shandy down

mr ram a top deck drinker!!! i should have known!!!!

top deck, girls drink!.... now Shandy Bass!!! thats a proper blokes drink!!!!!

is it 80's night in the virtual fab pub.... in which case i'll have a malibu and pineapple and just dance around "backwards".......

I remember there were always two distinct camps. The top deck purists and the shandy bass aficionados who raved on about the fact it was a 'proper' 440ml can and not a poncy 330ml one.

And then there were the 'Barbican Twats'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3rd Gin done and I posted a new pic! You were right big mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3rd Gin done and I posted a new pic! You were right big mistake

What were you thinking!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I've only just got round to panic buying booze..

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"3rd Gin done and I posted a new pic! You were right big mistake

What will you do after 4?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3rd Gin done and I posted a new pic! You were right big mistake

What will you do after 4?

I will tell you in about ten mins!!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Oh dear I see some of you haven’t listened to my advice

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Is it still February? My watch has stopped at wine o’clock and I can’t seem to change channels...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear I see some of you haven’t listened to my advice

Did you really expect us too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it still February? My watch has stopped at wine o’clock and I can’t seem to change channels..."

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Oh dear I see some of you haven’t listened to my advice

Did you really expect us too?

Really......no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t had alcohol since December 2018

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I haven’t had alcohol since December 2018

You’re the man....... the......wo......man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry Friday for me.... I need corrupting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dry Friday for me.... I need corrupting

Come see me!!

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