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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Should you be working from home, should you be teaching the little ones what happened to the hungry caterpillar, are you distracted by fab.

I have the solution.

Join the thread and ask all the guys to send you cock pics, in fact if everyone changed their profile pics to their Old Chaps then you may never be able to look at fab again.

Thank you, you’re welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think fiddling with your stick too much is taking it's toll

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I think fiddling with your stick too much is taking it's toll "

I think the opposite is true.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Now if they all changed their pics to gaping bum holes I would definitely not go on here all the time

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Now if they all changed their pics to gaping bum holes I would definitely not go on here all the time "

Ooh yes, that is something that is better left for more intimate times.

It’s the gaping bit that does it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now if they all changed their pics to gaping bum holes I would definitely not go on here all the time "

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since when has a mans penis become something to be put up for ridicule? If this was put in the opposite way it would sound vile.

Since this site is a place where the penis is used often I see no reason for it not to make an appearance.

Plus that same body part you denigrate has brought immense pleasure to many on here.

There are jokes and then there are other things!

Sorry mate but I'm saying it.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm not changing my avatar to a cock pic as I have more endearing features.

I'll just have to carry on perving at the lovely ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not changing my avatar to a cock pic as I have more endearing features.

I'll just have to carry on perving at the lovely ladies. "

We love you just the way you are CG xx

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Since when has a mans penis become something to be put up for ridicule? If this was put in the opposite way it would sound vile.

Since this site is a place where the penis is used often I see no reason for it not to make an appearance.

Plus that same body part you denigrate has brought immense pleasure to many on here.

There are jokes and then there are other things!

Sorry mate but I'm saying it."

Fair play, but it was a joke, in fact there is a subtle nuance that suggests that the joke is actually on those who are anti cock pic yet this place is full of them, my own moderately sized yet strangely handsome penis is displayed in all it’s not so glory in my pics.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm not changing my avatar to a cock pic as I have more endearing features.

I'll just have to carry on perving at the lovely ladies.

We love you just the way you are CG xx "

I know, I'm adorable.

And best seen dressed. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not changing my avatar to a cock pic as I have more endearing features.

I'll just have to carry on perving at the lovely ladies.

We love you just the way you are CG xx

I know, I'm adorable.

And best seen dressed. Lol"

Hey I stay mainly dressed myself so as not to assault the eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for this wisdom.

The fab forums keep on giving.

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By *ick_and_BickerCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Since when has a mans penis become something to be put up for ridicule? If this was put in the opposite way it would sound vile.

Since this site is a place where the penis is used often I see no reason for it not to make an appearance.

Plus that same body part you denigrate has brought immense pleasure to many on here.

There are jokes and then there are other things!

Sorry mate but I'm saying it."

...and the fact that the assumption being only women are reading and/or responsible for children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not changing my avatar to a cock pic as I have more endearing features.

I'll just have to carry on perving at the lovely ladies.

We love you just the way you are CG xx

I know, I'm adorable.

And best seen dressed. Lol"

You are adorable

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

What's a cock pic?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm not changing my avatar to a cock pic as I have more endearing features.

I'll just have to carry on perving at the lovely ladies.

We love you just the way you are CG xx

I know, I'm adorable.

And best seen dressed. Lol

You are adorable "

Awww thanks. Luvs you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh come on guys, it was a joke (and partly my fault) so if you are going to moan at Fiddles, you may aswell aim it at me too.

I don't particularly like cock pictures but each to their own.

Have a great day everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since when has a mans penis become something to be put up for ridicule? If this was put in the opposite way it would sound vile.

Since this site is a place where the penis is used often I see no reason for it not to make an appearance.

Plus that same body part you denigrate has brought immense pleasure to many on here.

There are jokes and then there are other things!

Sorry mate but I'm saying it.

Fair play, but it was a joke, in fact there is a subtle nuance that suggests that the joke is actually on those who are anti cock pic yet this place is full of them, my own moderately sized yet strangely handsome penis is displayed in all it’s not so glory in my pics.

"

Thanks for the exchange of opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh come on guys, it was a joke (and partly my fault) so if you are going to moan at Fiddles, you may aswell aim it at me too.

I don't particularly like cock pictures but each to their own.

Have a great day everyone "

That's the thing with jokes...it's rare that everyone finds the same ones funny

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ahh come on guys, it was a joke (and partly my fault) so if you are going to moan at Fiddles, you may aswell aim it at me too.

I don't particularly like cock pictures but each to their own.

Have a great day everyone "

And I was just about to send you a few pics and videos.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"What's a cock pic?"

It's the flight deck of an aeroplane I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a cock pic?

It's the flight deck of an aeroplane I think. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a cock pic?

It's the flight deck of an aeroplane I think. "

Can I land my plane in your hangar?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"What's a cock pic?

It's the flight deck of an aeroplane I think.

Can I land my plane in your hangar?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a cock pic?

It's the flight deck of an aeroplane I think.

Can I land my plane in your hangar?

"

Got diverted while taxiing. I just got stuck between two barrage balloons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh come on guys, it was a joke (and partly my fault) so if you are going to moan at Fiddles, you may aswell aim it at me too.

I don't particularly like cock pictures but each to their own.

Have a great day everyone

That's the thing with jokes...it's rare that everyone finds the same ones funny "

Without wishing to drag our OP over hot coals I will add.

The penis is often treated as if it was a nuclear weapon on here and that if it went off the fallout would be terrible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh come on guys, it was a joke (and partly my fault) so if you are going to moan at Fiddles, you may aswell aim it at me too.

I don't particularly like cock pictures but each to their own.

Have a great day everyone

That's the thing with jokes...it's rare that everyone finds the same ones funny Without wishing to drag our OP over hot coals I will add.

The penis is often treated as if it was a nuclear weapon on here and that if it went off the fallout would be terrible! "

Rest assured this thread will now transform into one of worship of the sacred lingam

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ahh come on guys, it was a joke (and partly my fault) so if you are going to moan at Fiddles, you may aswell aim it at me too.

I don't particularly like cock pictures but each to their own.

Have a great day everyone

That's the thing with jokes...it's rare that everyone finds the same ones funny Without wishing to drag our OP over hot coals I will add.

The penis is often treated as if it was a nuclear weapon on here and that if it went off the fallout would be terrible! Rest assured this thread will now transform into one of worship of the sacred lingam "

Then mine will be a GOD.

Spoken about, but never seen. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh come on guys, it was a joke (and partly my fault) so if you are going to moan at Fiddles, you may aswell aim it at me too.

I don't particularly like cock pictures but each to their own.

Have a great day everyone

That's the thing with jokes...it's rare that everyone finds the same ones funny Without wishing to drag our OP over hot coals I will add.

The penis is often treated as if it was a nuclear weapon on here and that if it went off the fallout would be terrible! Rest assured this thread will now transform into one of worship of the sacred lingam "

Cheers object achieved, I'm off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh come on guys, it was a joke (and partly my fault) so if you are going to moan at Fiddles, you may aswell aim it at me too.

I don't particularly like cock pictures but each to their own.

Have a great day everyone

That's the thing with jokes...it's rare that everyone finds the same ones funny Without wishing to drag our OP over hot coals I will add.

The penis is often treated as if it was a nuclear weapon on here and that if it went off the fallout would be terrible! Rest assured this thread will now transform into one of worship of the sacred lingam

Then mine will be a GOD.

Spoken about, but never seen. Lol"

The great mystery of your mammoth manhood eh Chunky?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It's just my body that's mammoth like. Lol

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Ahh come on guys, it was a joke (and partly my fault) so if you are going to moan at Fiddles, you may aswell aim it at me too.

I don't particularly like cock pictures but each to their own.

Have a great day everyone

That's the thing with jokes...it's rare that everyone finds the same ones funny Without wishing to drag our OP over hot coals I will add.

The penis is often treated as if it was a nuclear weapon on here and that if it went off the fallout would be terrible! "

Mine did go off once, it was horrible, the positive wave took out half of the Morrison’s down the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh come on guys, it was a joke (and partly my fault) so if you are going to moan at Fiddles, you may aswell aim it at me too.

I don't particularly like cock pictures but each to their own.

Have a great day everyone

That's the thing with jokes...it's rare that everyone finds the same ones funny Without wishing to drag our OP over hot coals I will add.

The penis is often treated as if it was a nuclear weapon on here and that if it went off the fallout would be terrible!

Mine did go off once, it was horrible, the positive wave took out half of the Morrison’s down the road. "

Pokey bum wanks can have that effect I’ve found

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh come on guys, it was a joke (and partly my fault) so if you are going to moan at Fiddles, you may aswell aim it at me too.

I don't particularly like cock pictures but each to their own.

Have a great day everyone

That's the thing with jokes...it's rare that everyone finds the same ones funny Without wishing to drag our OP over hot coals I will add.

The penis is often treated as if it was a nuclear weapon on here and that if it went off the fallout would be terrible!

Mine did go off once, it was horrible, the positive wave took out half of the Morrison’s down the road. "

Bless you mate, no offence to you intended.

I respect your posting. Carry on and let no man stop you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just my body that's mammoth like. Lol"

You’re just hiding your lightsaber under a bushel

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It's just my body that's mammoth like. Lol

You’re just hiding your lightsaber under a bushel "

Oh my blaster is normally ready to be cocked. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh come on guys, it was a joke (and partly my fault) so if you are going to moan at Fiddles, you may aswell aim it at me too.

I don't particularly like cock pictures but each to their own.

Have a great day everyone

That's the thing with jokes...it's rare that everyone finds the same ones funny Without wishing to drag our OP over hot coals I will add.

The penis is often treated as if it was a nuclear weapon on here and that if it went off the fallout would be terrible! "

I like it when they go off but prefer it to be when im with them

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ahh come on guys, it was a joke (and partly my fault) so if you are going to moan at Fiddles, you may aswell aim it at me too.

I don't particularly like cock pictures but each to their own.

Have a great day everyone

That's the thing with jokes...it's rare that everyone finds the same ones funny Without wishing to drag our OP over hot coals I will add.

The penis is often treated as if it was a nuclear weapon on here and that if it went off the fallout would be terrible!

I like it when they go off but prefer it to be when im with them "

Is your silo ready for blast off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just my body that's mammoth like. Lol

You’re just hiding your lightsaber under a bushel

Oh my blaster is normally ready to be cocked. Lol"

You’re such a trooper for the cause, I’m sure that creates a storm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now if they all changed their pics to gaping bum holes I would definitely not go on here all the time

Definitely "

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It's just my body that's mammoth like. Lol

You’re just hiding your lightsaber under a bushel

Oh my blaster is normally ready to be cocked. Lol

You’re such a trooper for the cause, I’m sure that creates a storm "

I've been known to get a few rebels on their knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's just my body that's mammoth like. Lol

You’re just hiding your lightsaber under a bushel

Oh my blaster is normally ready to be cocked. Lol

You’re such a trooper for the cause, I’m sure that creates a storm

I've been known to get a few rebels on their knees.

"

“Down on your knees and repent if you please!”

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You're not the droid I'm looking for. Lol

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Ahh come on guys, it was a joke (and partly my fault) so if you are going to moan at Fiddles, you may aswell aim it at me too.

I don't particularly like cock pictures but each to their own.

Have a great day everyone

That's the thing with jokes...it's rare that everyone finds the same ones funny Without wishing to drag our OP over hot coals I will add.

The penis is often treated as if it was a nuclear weapon on here and that if it went off the fallout would be terrible!

Mine did go off once, it was horrible, the positive wave took out half of the Morrison’s down the road. Bless you mate, no offence to you intended.

I respect your posting. Carry on and let no man stop you. "

Thanks. Good man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not the droid I'm looking for. Lol"

It’s ok I’m not a droid.

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