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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello! What you up to? Working? Looking at young men's cocks? Being misunderstood? Having your leg pulled? Sheltering from snow? Listening to Annie Lennox? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. And talk with other pervy night owls, about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper.. pffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi people. I’m chillin watchin Ricky Gervais stand up.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Going to try this sleep mullarky for the third time tonight....

I may be back yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Jim but I might be a massive sexpest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to try this sleep mullarky for the third time tonight....

I may be back yet...

Best of luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to try this sleep mullarky for the third time tonight....

I may be back yet...

Sleep well. Hope not to see you back = you having a good sleep stretch;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proper.. pffft"

Pffftface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proper.. pffft

Pffftface

You have no idea how glad I'm to have you back. Jim is a meanie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proper.. pffft

Pffftface

You have no idea how glad I'm to have you back. Jim is a meanie!"

Sorry I have been coming and going. I am here now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Jim but I might be a massive sexpest

Are you a sexiest Benny?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Proper.. pffft"

He's from Shropshire innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Proper.. pffft"

Hahahaha. You're tonight's ³rd first poster, congratulations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Jim but I might be a massive sexpest

Are you a sexiest Benny? "

You will find no sexier benny for hundreds of miles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi people. I’m chillin watchin Ricky Gervais stand up. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swan. Rickaaaaaay! I know, different Ricky, I couldn't resist. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Jim but I might be a massive sexpest

Are you a sexiest Benny?

You will find no sexier benny for hundreds of miles!

I read it as sexier bUnny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Jim but I might be a massive sexpest

Are you a sexiest Benny? "

Ha I just noticed this had autocorrected

In the dark without glasses

Once more Are you a sexpest Benny?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Post on my Eggs thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proper.. pffft

Hahahaha. You're tonight's ³rd first poster, congratulations!"

Meh. Thanks I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Going to try this sleep mullarky for the third time tonight....

I may be back yet...

I hope you get some kip.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No Jim but I might be a massive sexpest

What the?! I don't believe it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Jim but I might be a massive sexpest

Are you a sexiest Benny?

Ha I just noticed this had autocorrected

In the dark without glasses

Once more Are you a sexpest Benny?"

You girls and rabbits

Only a little bit of one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proper.. pffft

Hahahaha. You're tonight's ³rd first poster, congratulations!

Meh. Thanks I suppose.

Take what face you can get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Jim but I might be a massive sexpest

What the?! I don't believe it."

I know right. I hide it well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Jim but I might be a massive sexpest

Are you a sexiest Benny?

Ha I just noticed this had autocorrected

In the dark without glasses

Once more Are you a sexpest Benny?

You girls and rabbits

Only a little bit of one!

I haven't got a rabbit. I always wanted a dwarf one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Jim but I might be a massive sexpest

What the?! I don't believe it.

I know right. I hide it well.

Yes he is the picture of innocence flicking the bird x 2 there on his avatar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Jim but I might be a massive sexpest

Are you a sexiest Benny?

Ha I just noticed this had autocorrected

In the dark without glasses

Once more Are you a sexpest Benny?

You girls and rabbits

Only a little bit of one!

I haven't got a rabbit. I always wanted a dwarf one. "

Batteries or rechargeable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Jim but I might be a massive sexpest

What the?! I don't believe it.

I know right. I hide it well.

Yes he is the picture of innocence flicking the bird x 2 there on his avatar. "

Its cool, all the young guys are doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Jim but I might be a massive sexpest

Are you a sexiest Benny?

Ha I just noticed this had autocorrected

In the dark without glasses

Once more Are you a sexpest Benny?

You girls and rabbits

Only a little bit of one!

I haven't got a rabbit. I always wanted a dwarf one.

Batteries or rechargeable?

A fluffy one!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Proper.. pffft

He's from Shropshire innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Benny is sexiest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benny is sexiest."

Do I get A certificate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benny is sexiest."

Mr Jim you is sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benny is sexiest.

Do I get A certificate? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Benny is sexiest.

Do I get A certificate? "

More like F(ab) certificate;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A badge even?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post on my Eggs thread

I already have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A badge even?

Where do you want me to pin it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Proper.. pffft

Hahahaha. You're tonight's ³rd first poster, congratulations!

Meh. Thanks I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A badge even?

Where do you want me to pin it? "

Errr good question. Hehe nevermind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No Jim but I might be a massive sexpest

Are you a sexiest Benny?

Ha I just noticed this had autocorrected

In the dark without glasses

Once more Are you a sexpest Benny?

You girls and rabbits

Only a little bit of one!

A consensual one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A badge even?

Where do you want me to pin it?

Errr good question. Hehe nevermind

See you didn't think that one through did you. Maybe attach it to a lanyard and swing it from your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A badge even?

Where do you want me to pin it?

Errr good question. Hehe nevermind

See you didn't think that one through did you. Maybe attach it to a lanyard and swing it from your cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benny is sexiest.

Do I get A certificate? "

Erm, yeah, sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A badge even?

Where do you want me to pin it?

Errr good question. Hehe nevermind

See you didn't think that one through did you. Maybe attach it to a lanyard and swing it from your cock

And as you listened to my video you know now how I say "cock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A badge even?

Where do you want me to pin it?

Errr good question. Hehe nevermind

See you didn't think that one through did you. Maybe attach it to a lanyard and swing it from your cock

And as you listened to my video you know now how I say "cock"

Yes I do. very seductively

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Benny is sexiest.

Mr Jim you is sexy

Oh, thank you.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Post on my Eggs thread

I already have."

Do you have a recipe for eggs Benedict though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post on my Eggs thread

I already have.

Do you have a recipe for eggs Benedict though? "

Sadly, I do not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post on my Eggs thread

I already have.

Do you have a recipe for eggs Benedict though?

Sadly, I do not."

How about Eggs Benny?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post on my Eggs thread

I already have.

Do you have a recipe for eggs Benedict though?

Sadly, I do not.

How about Eggs Benny? "

I think I'll stick to scrambled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post on my Eggs thread

I already have.

Do you have a recipe for eggs Benedict though?

Sadly, I do not.

How about Eggs Benny?

I think I'll stick to scrambled."

It is just the two of us now Jim

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Anyway, I'm off dream about.......

Good night all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway, I'm off dream about.......

Good night all x

Na night, wazzock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post on my Eggs thread

I already have.

Do you have a recipe for eggs Benedict though?

Sadly, I do not.

How about Eggs Benny?

I think I'll stick to scrambled.

It is just the two of us now Jim

It is late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post on my Eggs thread

I already have.

Do you have a recipe for eggs Benedict though?

Sadly, I do not.

How about Eggs Benny?

I think I'll stick to scrambled.

It is just the two of us now Jim

It is late."

It is indeed. I have been sat in my pumpkin suit for over 2 hours

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It is just the two of us now Jim

I'm sure he'll look after you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post on my Eggs thread

I already have.

Do you have a recipe for eggs Benedict though?

Sadly, I do not.

How about Eggs Benny?

I think I'll stick to scrambled.

It is just the two of us now Jim

It is late.

It is indeed. I have been sat in my pumpkin suit for over 2 hours "

Sounds smelly. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey night owls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post on my Eggs thread

I already have.

Do you have a recipe for eggs Benedict though?

Sadly, I do not.

How about Eggs Benny?

I think I'll stick to scrambled.

It is just the two of us now Jim

It is late.

It is indeed. I have been sat in my pumpkin suit for over 2 hours

Sounds smelly. x"

I am very fragrant I will have you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey night owls

Hey beautiful how are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey night owls

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Incandescent. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post on my Eggs thread

I already have.

Do you have a recipe for eggs Benedict though?

Sadly, I do not.

How about Eggs Benny?

I think I'll stick to scrambled.

It is just the two of us now Jim

It is late.

It is indeed. I have been sat in my pumpkin suit for over 2 hours

Sounds smelly. x

I am very fragrant I will have you know

I do apologise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post on my Eggs thread

I already have.

Do you have a recipe for eggs Benedict though?

Sadly, I do not.

How about Eggs Benny?

I think I'll stick to scrambled.

It is just the two of us now Jim

It is late.

It is indeed. I have been sat in my pumpkin suit for over 2 hours

Sounds smelly. x

I am very fragrant I will have you know

I do apologise."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m good but not sleepy yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I’m good but not sleepy yet."

I'm glad you're good. I'm starting to tire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I’m good but not sleepy yet."

I hate to think how my body will cope with going back to work in town.

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

Been asleep and am wide awake now, forgive my crudeness but so horny xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I’m good but not sleepy yet.

I'm glad you're good. I'm starting to tire."

Well have fun in the land of Nod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I’m good but not sleepy yet.

I hate to think how my body will cope with going back to work in town. "

God the first few days will be tough and then we’ll readjust again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I’m good but not sleepy yet.

I'm glad you're good. I'm starting to tire.

Well have fun in the land of Nod

Have you had a fun day E?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I’m good but not sleepy yet.

I'm glad you're good. I'm starting to tire.

Well have fun in the land of Nod

Have you had a fun day E? "

Well a fun evening playing monopoly. You?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I’m good but not sleepy yet.

I'm glad you're good. I'm starting to tire.

Well have fun in the land of Nod

Have you had a fun day E?

Well a fun evening playing monopoly. You?"

Crosswords and tv. So nothing exciting.

Been listening to all the voice clips to. They make me smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been asleep and am wide awake now, forgive my crudeness but so horny xx"

Hello, Flow. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I’m good but not sleepy yet.

I hate to think how my body will cope with going back to work in town.

God the first few days will be tough and then we’ll readjust again

I find it tough going back to work after a week off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes they’re fun. Haven’t listened this time though. Well I’m off to take my dog out. Whether she wants to go or not is another thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I’m good but not sleepy yet.

I hate to think how my body will cope with going back to work in town.

God the first few days will be tough and then we’ll readjust again

I find it tough going back to work after a week off."

That is because you are nocturnaling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I’m good but not sleepy yet.

I hate to think how my body will cope with going back to work in town.

God the first few days will be tough and then we’ll readjust again

I find it tough going back to work after a week off."

Is it the excitement that does that? Like it’s Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you all are doing well this fine morning xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes they’re fun. Haven’t listened this time though. Well I’m off to take my dog out. Whether she wants to go or not is another thing...

Enjoy your walk. And sleep well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I’m good but not sleepy yet.

I hate to think how my body will cope with going back to work in town.

God the first few days will be tough and then we’ll readjust again

I find it tough going back to work after a week off.

That is because you are nocturnaling "

There is that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I’m good but not sleepy yet.

I hate to think how my body will cope with going back to work in town.

God the first few days will be tough and then we’ll readjust again

I find it tough going back to work after a week off.

Is it the excitement that does that? Like it’s Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you all are doing well this fine morning xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Plum. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you all are doing well this fine morning xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Plum. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface"

Thank you Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you all are doing well this fine morning xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Plum. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

Thank you Jim

No worries. How are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you all are doing well this fine morning xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Plum. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

Thank you Jim

No worries. How are you doing?"

Pretty good thank you, listening to animals running on their wheels, how about yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jim, hope you’re well x Just had a marathon video chat with some girlfriends of mine, all drinking and now I’m off to sleep as up in a few hours, but I rarely drink so already feeling a headache brewing. Ouch!! Haha x

So hello and goodnight everyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Jim, hope you’re well x Just had a marathon video chat with some girlfriends of mine, all drinking and now I’m off to sleep as up in a few hours, but I rarely drink so already feeling a headache brewing. Ouch!! Haha x

So hello and goodnight everyone x"

Hope you had a nice time

goodnight x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you all are doing well this fine morning xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Plum. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

Thank you Jim

No worries. How are you doing?

Pretty good thank you, listening to animals running on their wheels, how about yourself?"

It's good to exercise. I'm good, tiring. I think I'm going to have to head upstairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So hello and goodnight everyone x

Hope you had a nice time

goodnight x"

Thank you, I did. We came to the conclusion I’m a girly and giggly dr*nk and should definitely drink more often, haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So hello and goodnight everyone x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Viv. I'm good thanks. Oh that sounds nice. I'm glad you've had a good virtual night out.

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So hello and goodnight everyone x

Hope you had a nice time

goodnight x

Thank you, I did. We came to the conclusion I’m a girly and giggly dr*nk and should definitely drink more often, haha

xx"

Nothing wrong with being giggly

Im normally the kind to make really bad puns

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So hello and goodnight everyone x

Hope you had a nice time

goodnight x

Thank you, I did. We came to the conclusion I’m a girly and giggly dr*nk and should definitely drink more often, haha

Nothing wrong with being giggly

Im normally the kind to make really bad puns

Plum's puns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So hello and goodnight everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Viv. I'm good thanks. Oh that sounds nice. I'm glad you've had a good virtual night out.

Na night. x"

Thank you Jim. Now I regret it as I’ve had to set the alarm clock, haha x Goodnight and sweet dreams x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So hello and goodnight everyone x

Hope you had a nice time

goodnight x

Thank you, I did. We came to the conclusion I’m a girly and giggly dr*nk and should definitely drink more often, haha

Nothing wrong with being giggly

Im normally the kind to make really bad puns

Plum's puns."

exactly aha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So hello and goodnight everyone x

Hope you had a nice time

goodnight x

Thank you, I did. We came to the conclusion I’m a girly and giggly dr*nk and should definitely drink more often, haha

Nothing wrong with being giggly

Im normally the kind to make really bad puns

Tbh I don’t know if I make puns but apparently I make cute little burps and get so embarrassed it’s like watching someone drinking for the first time. Tbf, I don’t usually have more than two so not too dissimilar anyway xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So hello and goodnight everyone x

Hope you had a nice time

goodnight x

Thank you, I did. We came to the conclusion I’m a girly and giggly dr*nk and should definitely drink more often, haha

Nothing wrong with being giggly

Im normally the kind to make really bad puns

Aww! It sounds amazing, last time i got d*unk i went on a climbing wall... it was fantastic! And then went down a firemans pole... it was a kids play area

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Evening all. Well what a day it was... Thursday i think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all. Well what a day it was... Thursday i think. "

Hey polly!? Everything okay?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Apparently we're going to have more Thursdays. Probably one a week. The government says it's okay. Until they change their mind. Then they might put them on ration, and we'll only get one a month...

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I wonder if they have any surplus Tuesdays?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I said that I'd be back... haha... I did manage more sleep this time though.

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over a year ago

So hello and goodnight everyone x

Hope you had a nice time

goodnight x

Thank you, I did. We came to the conclusion I’m a girly and giggly dr*nk and should definitely drink more often, haha

Nothing wrong with being giggly

Im normally the kind to make really bad puns

Aww! It sounds amazing, last time i got d*unk i went on a climbing wall... it was fantastic! And then went down a firemans pole... it was a kids play area

Haha, sounds like fun! I remember getting so d*unk with my sister we did an obstacle race using my daughters garden toys, and my sis tried using the line post as a pole! Kids things always seem major fun when d*unk, haha x

I avoided the hot tub as was sleepy and my pole as I didn’t want any accidents. My darling daughter decided 6 am was the time to get up. A tad queasy but otherwise the hangover I was expecting hasn’t materialised

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is how you bump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is how you bump."

What sweeties will you buy?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"This is how you bump."

Now I know. Lol

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over a year ago

"This is how you bump."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a chest bump Jim

let's see who does it "properly"..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is how you bump.

What sweeties will you buy? "

ALL of the one penny mix in the newsagents, when the newsagents open again. That's how I'll celebrate the end of lockdown.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Do you want a chest bump Jim

let's see who does it "properly"..

If you tried that against my chest you may go flying. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is how you bump.

Now I know. Lol"

Bump bump, bump bump bump.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want a chest bump Jim

let's see who does it "properly"..

That's how we'll greet each other the next time we meet.

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over a year ago

"This is how you bump.

What sweeties will you buy?

ALL of the one penny mix in the newsagents, when the newsagents open again. That's how I'll celebrate the end of lockdown."

ALL of them? I like that type of ambition

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over a year ago

"This is how you bump.

What sweeties will you buy?

ALL of the one penny mix in the newsagents, when the newsagents open again. That's how I'll celebrate the end of lockdown.

ALL of them? I like that type of ambition "

Aim high. And support an independent business.

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over a year ago

"This is how you bump.

What sweeties will you buy?

ALL of the one penny mix in the newsagents, when the newsagents open again. That's how I'll celebrate the end of lockdown.

ALL of them? I like that type of ambition

Aim high. And support an independent business."

Well now I’ll have to buy the penny sweets in my local newsagents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want a chest bump Jim

let's see who does it "properly"..

If you tried that against my chest you may go flying. Lol"

I stand my ground strongly dont you worry

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Do you want a chest bump Jim

let's see who does it "properly"..

If you tried that against my chest you may go flying. Lol

I stand my ground strongly dont you worry

Then we must have to try that one day.

Do we get to have a hug before or after??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want a chest bump Jim

let's see who does it "properly"..

That's how we'll greet each other the next time we meet."

Right. I knew one day I will see some perks of my nocturnal activity

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over a year ago

"Do you want a chest bump Jim

let's see who does it "properly"..

That's how we'll greet each other the next time we meet.

Right. I knew one day I will see some perks of my nocturnal activity

Haha deffo good perks, it should be made in to a competition

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is how you bump.

What sweeties will you buy?

ALL of the one penny mix in the newsagents, when the newsagents open again. That's how I'll celebrate the end of lockdown.

ALL of them? I like that type of ambition

Aim high. And support an independent business.

Well now I’ll have to buy the penny sweets in my local newsagents "

I'll buy a copy of Razzle too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want a chest bump Jim

let's see who does it "properly"..

That's how we'll greet each other the next time we meet.

Right. I knew one day I will see some perks of my nocturnal activity

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is how you bump.

What sweeties will you buy?

ALL of the one penny mix in the newsagents, when the newsagents open again. That's how I'll celebrate the end of lockdown.

ALL of them? I like that type of ambition

Aim high. And support an independent business.

Well now I’ll have to buy the penny sweets in my local newsagents

I'll buy a copy of Razzle too."

I don’t know what that is but I’ll probably get a Rio

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want a chest bump Jim

let's see who does it "properly"..

If you tried that against my chest you may go flying. Lol"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tEr4GJZCuz0

Amy Winehouse - You Sent Me Flying - YouTube

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over a year ago

"This is how you bump.

What sweeties will you buy?

ALL of the one penny mix in the newsagents, when the newsagents open again. That's how I'll celebrate the end of lockdown.

ALL of them? I like that type of ambition

Aim high. And support an independent business.

Well now I’ll have to buy the penny sweets in my local newsagents

I'll buy a copy of Razzle too.

I don’t know what that is but I’ll probably get a Rio

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nTizYn3-QN0

Duran Duran - Rio (Official Music Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is how you bump.

What sweeties will you buy?

ALL of the one penny mix in the newsagents, when the newsagents open again. That's how I'll celebrate the end of lockdown.

ALL of them? I like that type of ambition

Aim high. And support an independent business.

Well now I’ll have to buy the penny sweets in my local newsagents

I'll buy a copy of Razzle too.

I don’t know what that is but I’ll probably get a Rio

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nTizYn3-QN0

Duran Duran - Rio (Official Music Video) - YouTube

Great song

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm going to say 'good night' to you charming people.

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over a year ago

"This is how you bump.

What sweeties will you buy?

ALL of the one penny mix in the newsagents, when the newsagents open again. That's how I'll celebrate the end of lockdown.

ALL of them? I like that type of ambition

Aim high. And support an independent business.

Well now I’ll have to buy the penny sweets in my local newsagents

I'll buy a copy of Razzle too.

I don’t know what that is but I’ll probably get a Rio

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nTizYn3-QN0

Duran Duran - Rio (Official Music Video) - YouTube

Great song

I do like that song.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to say 'good night' to you charming people.

Na night, Chunky.

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Evening jim , everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I still haven't got round to reading the end of tonight's first nocturnal thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening jim , everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JD and your hat. Smileyface

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Evening jim , everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JD and your hat. Smileyface"
hat says evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening jim , everyone

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JD and your hat. Smileyfacehat says evening

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo! I finally managed to get a delivery. Roll on Monday

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over a year ago

"Woohoo! I finally managed to get a delivery. Roll on Monday

What did you buy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woohoo! I finally managed to get a delivery. Roll on Monday

What did you buy?"

Everything Jim!

Ash got his essentials.

Pringles

Sausage rolls

Corned beef and

Hobnobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm soo happy as I haven't been able to get a prober shop for 5 weeks.

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over a year ago

"Woohoo! I finally managed to get a delivery. Roll on Monday

What did you buy?

Everything Jim!

Ash got his essentials.

Pringles

Sausage rolls

Corned beef and

Hobnobs.

Hahahaha. Stop it, you're making me hungry.

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over a year ago

"I'm soo happy as I haven't been able to get a prober shop for 5 weeks. "

Proper is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim

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over a year ago

"Good evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. You're late!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Jim. Doesn’t time fly...

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over a year ago

Or early, depending on your outlook

Me and my kitties just had a snack

I am watching Devs.. Its very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Jim. Doesn’t time fly..."

Morning, how are you

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over a year ago

"Hello Jim. Doesn’t time fly..."

Doesn't it just. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Incandescent. Smileyface

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over a year ago

"Or early, depending on your outlook

Me and my kitties just had a snack

I am watching Devs.. Its very good

Is that a live feed from the corner shop on Coronation Street?

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over a year ago

"Or early, depending on your outlook

Me and my kitties just had a snack

I am watching Devs.. Its very good

Is that a live feed from the corner shop on Coronation Street?"

Haha that's confused me!

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over a year ago

"Or early, depending on your outlook

Me and my kitties just had a snack

I am watching Devs.. Its very good

Is that a live feed from the corner shop on Coronation Street?

Haha that's confused me! "

Did you see any baked beans?

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over a year ago

"Hello Jim. Doesn’t time fly...

Morning, how are you

Oh I’m good. Just not moving enough and eating waaaaay too much

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over a year ago

"Hello Jim. Doesn’t time fly...

Morning, how are you

Oh I’m good. Just not moving enough and eating waaaaay too much

Lockdown is pants for not moving enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everybody behave, Nicecouple hasn't fallen asleep yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Jim. Doesn’t time fly...

Morning, how are you

Oh I’m good. Just not moving enough and eating waaaaay too much

Snap.

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over a year ago

"Or early, depending on your outlook

Me and my kitties just had a snack

I am watching Devs.. Its very good

Is that a live feed from the corner shop on Coronation Street?

Haha that's confused me!

Did you see any baked beans?"

No bb's... It's got quantum physics tho

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over a year ago

"Or early, depending on your outlook

Me and my kitties just had a snack

I am watching Devs.. Its very good

Is that a live feed from the corner shop on Coronation Street?

Haha that's confused me!

Did you see any baked beans?

No bb's... It's got quantum physics tho

I don't know what quantum physics is. But I know Coronation Street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Jim. Doesn’t time fly...

Morning, how are you

Oh I’m good. Just not moving enough and eating waaaaay too much

Snap.

I just had a snack.. Lotus biscuits

But tomorrow ladies i am getting a weighted hulahoop !! Woohoo

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over a year ago

"Or early, depending on your outlook

Me and my kitties just had a snack

I am watching Devs.. Its very good

Is that a live feed from the corner shop on Coronation Street?

Haha that's confused me!

Did you see any baked beans?

No bb's... It's got quantum physics tho

My bb's have quantum physics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or early, depending on your outlook

Me and my kitties just had a snack

I am watching Devs.. Its very good

Is that a live feed from the corner shop on Coronation Street?

Haha that's confused me!

Did you see any baked beans?

No bb's... It's got quantum physics tho

I don't know what quantum physics is. But I know Coronation Street."

We are like ying and yang Jim

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over a year ago

"Or early, depending on your outlook

Me and my kitties just had a snack

I am watching Devs.. Its very good

Is that a live feed from the corner shop on Coronation Street?

Haha that's confused me!

Did you see any baked beans?

No bb's... It's got quantum physics tho

I don't know what quantum physics is. But I know Coronation Street.

We are like ying and yang Jim

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over a year ago

"Hello Jim. Doesn’t time fly...

Morning, how are you

Oh I’m good. Just not moving enough and eating waaaaay too much

Snap.

I just had a snack.. Lotus biscuits

But tomorrow ladies i am getting a weighted hulahoop !! Woohoo"

Oooh the bruises you can get with one of those.... I’m going to start with the running again tomorrow

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over a year ago

"Hello Jim. Doesn’t time fly...

Morning, how are you

Oh I’m good. Just not moving enough and eating waaaaay too much

Snap.

I just had a snack.. Lotus biscuits

But tomorrow ladies i am getting a weighted hulahoop !! Woohoo

Oooh the bruises you can get with one of those.... I’m going to start with the running again tomorrow

Wish the both of you good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On this day 1985 Wham! become the first western pop act to release an album in China.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BFwOs-jy53A

Wham! - Freedom (Official Video) - YouTube

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"Hello Jim. Doesn’t time fly...

Morning, how are you

Oh I’m good. Just not moving enough and eating waaaaay too much

Snap.

I just had a snack.. Lotus biscuits

But tomorrow ladies i am getting a weighted hulahoop !! Woohoo

Oooh the bruises you can get with one of those.... I’m going to start with the running again tomorrow

Wish the both of you good luck

It is supposed to be cushioned

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On this day 1930 the BBC reported that there was no news, and played piano music.

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over a year ago

"On this day 1930 the BBC reported that there was no news, and played piano music."

I felt a bit like that after talking to my mum for an hour

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"On this day 1930 the BBC reported that there was no news, and played piano music.

I felt a bit like that after talking to my mum for an hour

I know what you mean.

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"[Removed by a chilled poster at 18/04/20 02:26:07]"

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"Hello Jim. Doesn’t time fly...

Morning, how are you

Oh I’m good. Just not moving enough and eating waaaaay too much

Snap.

I just had a snack.. Lotus biscuits

But tomorrow ladies i am getting a weighted hulahoop !! Woohoo

Oooh the bruises you can get with one of those.... I’m going to start with the running again tomorrow

Wish the both of you good luck

It is supposed to be cushioned

The ad always lies, got to look at user reviews, + i know afew people who have used weighted hulahoops and they came out with bruises

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over a year ago

Still here

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"Hello Jim. Doesn’t time fly...

Morning, how are you

Oh I’m good. Just not moving enough and eating waaaaay too much

Snap.

I just had a snack.. Lotus biscuits

But tomorrow ladies i am getting a weighted hulahoop !! Woohoo"

Iv just ordered a weighted blanket

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over a year ago

"On this day 1930 the BBC reported that there was no news, and played piano music."

A no news day would be a good day.

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over a year ago

On this day 2018 Black Panther is the first film shown at a commercial cinema in Saudi Arabia for 35 years, as cinemas are reopened.

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"Hello Jim. Doesn’t time fly...

Morning, how are you

Oh I’m good. Just not moving enough and eating waaaaay too much

Snap.

I just had a snack.. Lotus biscuits

But tomorrow ladies i am getting a weighted hulahoop !! Woohoo

Iv just ordered a weighted blanket

i think i need one of those

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over a year ago

"On this day 1930 the BBC reported that there was no news, and played piano music.

A no news day would be a good day. "

This.

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The

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End

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