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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.... that if you quenelle a teaspoon of Nutella before eating it as a bedtime snack, that it only contains half the calories? I’m going with it.

What magical (nonsense) tips have you made up for the secret-eaters among us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you eat food from someone else's plate, it has no calories at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That if you eat food from someone else's plate, it has no calories at all."

Especially if you order what you don’t like and then insist the other person you’re eating with is somehow responsible.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"That if you eat food from someone else's plate, it has no calories at all."

I like this..how great woukd that be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That if you eat food from someone else's plate, it has no calories at all.

I like this..how great woukd that be "

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Break a biscuit/chocolate bar/pizza in half and the calories fall out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That if you eat food from someone else's plate, it has no calories at all.

I like this..how great woukd that be "

It definitely has no calories for the person whose food you’re stealing. You cheeky sausage!

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By *MARUBIXCUBEWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Food is my kryptonite at the moment keeping this shitshow bareable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Break a biscuit/chocolate bar/pizza in half and the calories fall out."

But that means not being able to eat it in one mouthful, which as we all know, is the only real way to eat a chocolate bar?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"That if you eat food from someone else's plate, it has no calories at all.

I like this..how great woukd that be

It definitely has no calories for the person whose food you’re stealing. You cheeky sausage! "

I'm not above being cheeky..especially with a sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you eat but someone else pays for it, the calories dont count.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Food is my kryptonite at the moment keeping this shitshow bareable "

Hang on - what, so you can’t touch it ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That if you eat food from someone else's plate, it has no calories at all.

I like this..how great woukd that be

It definitely has no calories for the person whose food you’re stealing. You cheeky sausage!

I'm not above being cheeky..especially with a sausage "

How would you like that served, ma’m?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I though calories went to sleep at 9pm so they aren’t in any good from that time until they wake up at 6.30 .

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I can’t eat anything at the moment so no calories to worry about ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".... that if you quenelle a teaspoon of Nutella before eating it as a bedtime snack, that it only contains half the calories? I’m going with it.

What magical (nonsense) tips have you made up for the secret-eaters among us?

"

Theres a reason i stay away from nuttella. If i have a spoon full i will end up doing the full jar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I though calories went to sleep at 9pm so they aren’t in any good from that time until they wake up at 6.30 . "

I like this!

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By *MARUBIXCUBEWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Food is my kryptonite at the moment keeping this shitshow bareable

Hang on - what, so you can’t touch it ?! "
Im touching it to much and food.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can’t eat anything at the moment so no calories to worry about .... "

Sorry to hear you’re still not feeling yourself x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Food is my kryptonite at the moment keeping this shitshow bareable

Hang on - what, so you can’t touch it ?! Im touching it to much and food."

It. Only one of them? #eyeroll

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"That if you eat food from someone else's plate, it has no calories at all.

I like this..how great woukd that be

It definitely has no calories for the person whose food you’re stealing. You cheeky sausage!

I'm not above being cheeky..especially with a sausage

How would you like that served, ma’m? "

Slowly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".... that if you quenelle a teaspoon of Nutella before eating it as a bedtime snack, that it only contains half the calories? I’m going with it.

What magical (nonsense) tips have you made up for the secret-eaters among us?

Theres a reason i stay away from nuttella. If i have a spoon full i will end up doing the full jar. "

Same

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Calories don’t count on your birthday free cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese after 10pm gives you nightmares.

Or something like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheese after 10pm gives you nightmares.

Or something like that"
m

It gives me the trots!

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Cheesecake is ok though

Nutella is dangerous. I didn't buy any for years, then caved last week. I have to hide it behind the tinned tomatoes and try to forget it's there.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

If you eat something really healthy it cancels out all of the unhealthy calories you've eaten.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheesecake is ok though

Nutella is dangerous. I didn't buy any for years, then caved last week. I have to hide it behind the tinned tomatoes and try to forget it's there."

It talks to you, doesn’t it?

It’s a constant low humming nag, always there in the background. “Eat me. By the bowlful. You know that other mucky shit they call ‘chocolate’ is not anywhere near as good without the earthy bitterness of my nuts”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That chocolate is basically a vegetable because it comes from a plant

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

A town and place not in the UK

Like when you order a dessert and your wife eats it somehow the calories don't count!

See also portions of chips, pizza, your sandwich etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you dunk a biscuit in your tea/ coffee the bits at the bottom of the mug/ cup ,if you dry them out you then get an extra biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn’t that what the lettuce on a Big Mac is for, to neutralise all the calories.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


".... that if you quenelle a teaspoon of Nutella before eating it as a bedtime snack, that it only contains half the calories? I’m going with it.

What magical (nonsense) tips have you made up for the secret-eaters among us?

"

Charity sweets are fat & calorie free

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like when you order a dessert and your wife eats it somehow the calories don't count!

See also portions of chips, pizza, your sandwich etc"

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m taking a different approach.

Do you know the C virus causes material (including tape measures) to shrink?

I have been reliably informed my bathroom scales contain said material too

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’m taking a different approach.

Do you know the C virus causes material (including tape measures) to shrink?

I have been reliably informed my bathroom scales contain said material too"

I think this is definitely true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That chocolate is basically a vegetable because it comes from a plant"

What about the milk though?

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By *h86Man
over a year ago

Glos

Is it true that the Okey Cokey, really is what its all about?

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London


"That chocolate is basically a vegetable because it comes from a plant

What about the milk though? "

Sshhh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That chocolate is basically a vegetable because it comes from a plant

What about the milk though? "

Comes from cows who eat grass so basically its salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That chocolate is basically a vegetable because it comes from a plant

What about the milk though? "

Shush....milky vegetable?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That chocolate is basically a vegetable because it comes from a plant

What about the milk though?

Comes from cows who eat grass so basically its salad"

That’s a good point and well made!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m taking a different approach.

Do you know the C virus causes material (including tape measures) to shrink?

I have been reliably informed my bathroom scales contain said material too"

I knew it!

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