FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite ever forum post

By *went OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

What is everyone’s favourite forum post ever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe ya bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wipe ya bum"

And

Wipe ya bum part 2

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think they tend to be too transient for that. But the best ones tend to be joking about each other. I'm usually crying with laughter

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

My favourites always get deleted and the posters subsequently get sent to Fab jail, so I'd better not mention any of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourites always get deleted and the posters subsequently get sent to Fab jail, so I'd better not mention any of them

They do tend to be the best ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what "best" is? Most thoughtful? Greatest for popcorn reading? Most humorous? Dirtiest?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My favourites always get deleted and the posters subsequently get sent to Fab jail, so I'd better not mention any of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one Taff made about me once

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By *went OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

"Depends what "best" is? Most thoughtful? Greatest for popcorn reading? Most humorous? Dirtiest?"

Best overall in your opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The RxxB Hit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one time at fab lounge

A boy forum dweller started one of those snog, fuck, avoid threads.

The opening post was....

“Go!”

Then a girl poster replied first...

“Fuck”

Then I jumped in like lightning with...

“Yourself”

That is THE best forum ever.

My forum ultimate post.

I still laugh about it sometimes.

I can be just mowing the lawn or putting a shelf up or any other random manly stuff and it’ll just pop unto my minds eye and I’ll snort out loud.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Shave her doggy" is still by far and away my favourite - spawned a thread of pure comedy gold

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

""Shave her doggy" is still by far and away my favourite - spawned a thread of pure comedy gold "

That's definitely a contender for my favourite as well

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

That woman seriously stating that she needed a woman with the correct vaginal ph was a hysterical thread. Everyone took the piss massively and she didn’t find it amusing in the slightest

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"That woman seriously stating that she needed a woman with the correct vaginal ph was a hysterical thread. Everyone took the piss massively and she didn’t find it amusing in the slightest "

Oh yea I'd forgotten that one!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Do you mean threads or actual posts OP? I've been on here for about 14 years. Where do you want me to start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Shave her doggy" is still by far and away my favourite - spawned a thread of pure comedy gold

That's definitely a contender for my favourite as well

I missed that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That woman seriously stating that she needed a woman with the correct vaginal ph was a hysterical thread. Everyone took the piss massively and she didn’t find it amusing in the slightest "

Oh my goddddd yes. A suuuuuper clean fanny. No cock in it for about 6 months prior!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"That woman seriously stating that she needed a woman with the correct vaginal ph was a hysterical thread. Everyone took the piss massively and she didn’t find it amusing in the slightest

Oh my goddddd yes. A suuuuuper clean fanny. No cock in it for about 6 months prior!"

Ruled you out immediately!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

""Shave her doggy" is still by far and away my favourite - spawned a thread of pure comedy gold

That's definitely a contender for my favourite as well

I missed that one!"

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/667516

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That woman seriously stating that she needed a woman with the correct vaginal ph was a hysterical thread. Everyone took the piss massively and she didn’t find it amusing in the slightest "

Yes! That one was brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That woman seriously stating that she needed a woman with the correct vaginal ph was a hysterical thread. Everyone took the piss massively and she didn’t find it amusing in the slightest

Oh my goddddd yes. A suuuuuper clean fanny. No cock in it for about 6 months prior!

Ruled you out immediately!

At the time, no it didn’t

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

The nickname thread

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

""Shave her doggy" is still by far and away my favourite - spawned a thread of pure comedy gold

That's definitely a contender for my favourite as well

I missed that one!

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/667516"

You have it on speed dial too

The other was the guy having an affair with his car Tootsy

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

The young lad with the shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I think...

Anyone remember the thread where Annie’s military guy had been dumped and everyone was ripping him and it turned out he’d actually just been dumped from the mess pool team.

There was some great posts in that.

Miss honey said she had a baize dress somewhere that she could put on if wanted to go and sink his balls in her.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"That woman seriously stating that she needed a woman with the correct vaginal ph was a hysterical thread. Everyone took the piss massively and she didn’t find it amusing in the slightest "

Ahahaha that was a treat!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Hoover sex man.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One about knitting needles on a plane

Only the OGs will remember it, most of the thread is UNLOS now

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

One man shed gang bang

Invictus boyfriend experience

Should I give my grandmother anel?

All classics.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"The young lad with the shed"

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/260463

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That fabled pre unlos thread with the immortal description of....

a clique of cunts

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The recent one a couple of weeks ago, involving some who'd shit themselves, I think it was, was a great 2020 contribution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweetcorn under the forskin after giving anal would be one and cock-snot- up the fart pipe springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is everyone’s favourite forum post ever?"
I cant remember the title, but the one that caused a stir a long time ago, was a guy who was looking to join couples for fun with the wife only, I believe, but he claimed how odd it was for guys wanting to see and have their wives used in such a way.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

How tab works...hands down one of the best things I've read on here

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"How tab works...hands down one of the best things I've read on here "

The one by Just Clare? That was funny.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

The having sex with the hoover one! Comedy gold!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I think...

Anyone remember the thread where Annie’s military guy had been dumped and everyone was ripping him and it turned out he’d actually just been dumped from the mess pool team.

There was some great posts in that.

Miss honey said she had a baize dress somewhere that she could put on if wanted to go and sink his balls in her."

Don’t bring that one up. That was 2027 when I was a lunatic. She said she had a green felt dress on. I got the green eyed monster, called miss honey all the names under the sun, it’s where yazoo came from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was the sniffing the piss sand one if anyone remembers that!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was the sniffing the piss sand one if anyone remembers that!?"

Yes remember that one , absolutely hilarious

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

"My favourites always get deleted and the posters subsequently get sent to Fab jail, so I'd better not mention any of them

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/956764

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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago

wiltshire

Loving the funny stories on this thread!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

The vegan £5 note thread and the TV that had a £2k hit put out on her made me chuckle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I think...

Anyone remember the thread where Annie’s military guy had been dumped and everyone was ripping him and it turned out he’d actually just been dumped from the mess pool team.

There was some great posts in that.

Miss honey said she had a baize dress somewhere that she could put on if wanted to go and sink his balls in her.

Ooh!

I always wondered about yazoo!

Miss H never mentioned that you’d had words about it.

Some forumites don’t gossip... who knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The my mate ones are entertaining

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The ‘Cum Walk’ one from some time back; Fascinating it was.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face in my inbox 9 weeks 6 days ago

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Grannys curtain pole and Boldys Fake nipples......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one POF did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yet to be posted.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"How tab works...hands down one of the best things I've read on here

The one by Just Clare? That was funny. "

Yes..I've reread it a couple of times

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Face in my inbox 9 weeks 6 days ago "

What a coincidence...that's my fave too!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Smegma gate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I think...

Anyone remember the thread where Annie’s military guy had been dumped and everyone was ripping him and it turned out he’d actually just been dumped from the mess pool team.

There was some great posts in that.

Miss honey said she had a baize dress somewhere that she could put on if wanted to go and sink his balls in her.

Ooh!

I always wondered about yazoo!

Miss H never mentioned that you’d had words about it.

Some forumites don’t gossip... who knew

2017 not 2027!

I also liked the thread about the guy who was wondering how to get a turd out the bed after a bird he brought back had shit herself.

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

The funniest one for me was a thread started by grannycrumpet......

She was asking for advice on putting up a curtain pole.

It had me chuckling for ages.

Grannycrumpet was sooooooo funny!

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

Can't remember the exact title but it was about how to dispose of a stained mattress from a woman on here about 2 years ago.

Had me laughing at how offended some people were from it.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Straight tie between 'Cock snot up your fart pipe' and 'clique of cunts'

Gold

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"One about knitting needles on a plane

Only the OGs will remember it, most of the thread is UNLOS now

Bloody hell that was brilliant. I always chuckle when I see knitting needles due to this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was devastated I missed clique of cunts.

G-Crumps has me in fits, there was one where we were talking about shit that was amazing.

White fanny goo was brilliant, I'll try find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/737620

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"This one

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/737620

Bloody wonderful!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I quite liked the one about me. It was closed by tea tine as it got full. Never read as much rubbish by so many ill informed people ever.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"That fabled pre unlos thread with the immortal description of....

a clique of cunts"

That still makes me chuckle

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"The funniest one for me was a thread started by grannycrumpet......

She was asking for advice on putting up a curtain pole.

It had me chuckling for ages.

Grannycrumpet was sooooooo funny!"

It was mentioned above.

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/272267

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't remember the exact title but it was about how to dispose of a stained mattress from a woman on here about 2 years ago.

Had me laughing at how offended some people were from it. "

Haha that was me as well. Had blood and period stains on it and didn’t want to leave it out for the council to pick up the next morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One about knitting needles on a plane

Only the OGs will remember it, most of the thread is UNLOS now

Bloody hell that was brilliant. I always chuckle when I see knitting needles due to this. "

It was so brilliantly British

you’ll take somebodies eye out!

Was the clique thread where the OP named a load of people?

Wondering if I’m remembering the right one.

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"Can't remember the exact title but it was about how to dispose of a stained mattress from a woman on here about 2 years ago.

Had me laughing at how offended some people were from it.

Haha that was me as well. Had blood and period stains on it and didn’t want to leave it out for the council to pick up the next morning!"

Yep that was it. I can still laugh now at how some people were so mortified and disgusted by it

telling you how you should look after your mattress and they'd never let theirs get like that... no sleep dribble stains or anything!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

blue waffle........

but i think that was so old its not on the servers anymore...

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